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Cherub Cow
rank | Mon Feb 06 03:59:52 2017 Mary Tyler Moore, Jeff Goldblum, and John Hurt have already said goodbye! Who else looks old? Dick Van Dyke is still alive, so surely this must be his last year. Both George and BrahBrah Bush? Harrison Ford? And where's Gene Hackman? Queen Elizabeth II????? :'( :'( |
tumbleweed
rank | Mon Feb 06 04:11:12 2017 Harrison Ford should never die hopefully that guy who used to do The Apprentice dies from completely natural causes |
Cherub Cow
rank | Mon Feb 06 04:18:48 2017 If that happens I think it means that Kiefer Sutherland will be president. |
Hood
rank | Mon Feb 06 05:48:44 2017 Didn't Jeff Goldblum die years ago? |
Cherub Cow
rank | Mon Feb 06 07:52:16 2017 Yes :'( ... in 2009. No one was more upset about the death of Jeff Goldblum than Jeff Goldblum: http://www...t-jeff-goldblum-will-be-missed |
McKobb
rank | Mon Feb 06 09:17:50 2017 That didn't hurt! |
Cherub Cow
rank | Fri Feb 10 11:35:12 2017 I think that this is Betty White's year. She's been too optimistic lately... I'll call April or May. :p |
McKobb
rank | Fri Feb 10 11:38:59 2017 April March |
Cherub Cow
rank | Fri Feb 10 11:41:23 2017 I'll send a $20 gift card to whoever calls the correct month ;D |
McKobb
rank | Fri Feb 10 11:45:14 2017 I mean April March must die! http://youtu.be/7NDsbEiCxXw |
Repel
rank | Fri Feb 10 12:45:20 2017 My bet is on June then. Queen Elizabeth has just recovered from illness, seems the pokergame between god and the devil is still continuing... |
tumbleweed
rank | Fri Feb 10 15:54:12 2017 September |
Cherub Cow
rank | Mon Feb 13 01:39:40 2017 Kirk Douglas still alive.. so this has to be his year too. |
Hood
rank | Mon Feb 13 03:22:31 2017 A rolling stone is going to die this year. It's hard to predict any of them ever dying, considering they're more controlled substance than human now, but I think one will kick the bucket. |
McKobb
rank | Mon Feb 13 07:34:21 2017 They are one shot of narcan away from screaming in the void. |
Cherub Cow
rank | Tue Feb 14 21:03:28 2017 Sean Connery retired years ago.. but I've been wondering if he'll move on too... |
swordtail
rank | Fri Feb 17 21:44:42 2017 hugh hefner is 90.... |
The Bard
rank | Mon Feb 20 19:20:14 2017 The UGT Deadpool? |
Cherub Cow
rank | Mon Feb 20 20:52:57 2017 Yeah!! I just found out yesterday that Vegas offers odds on this sort of thing (based on celebrity's risk factors and age). We need to get on board! ;D |
Cherub Cow
rank | Mon Feb 20 23:14:20 2017 Yeah, a popular activity! Looks like Kirk Douglas tops this 50-celebrity list: http://deathlist.net/ 1. Kirk Douglas 22. Betty White 24. Queen Elizabeth II 28. George Bush Senior 48. Mary Tyler Moore ☠✔ I'm surprised that Dick Van Dyke wasn't in their top 50. I guess they didn't think of symmetry ;) Another thought from that Google search: maybe we could each pick our 10 favorites and whoever gets the most correct by the end of the year wins... something ... another gift card? An all expenses paid trip to Burkina Faso? Glitter mail? ;D .. The Betty White $20 Pool: CC - May Repel - June tw - September McKobb - [Animator April March will die instead??] ;D |
tumbleweed
rank | Tue Feb 21 01:23:55 2017 here's my bracket :p -Kirk Douglas -Peter Sallis -Olivia De Havilland -Jimmy Carter -Leslie Phillips -Jake Lamotta -Queen Elizabeth II (fingers crossed...preferably when forced to meet Tmurp) -George Bush Senior -Jerry Lewis -Fats Domino |
repel
rank | Tue Feb 21 13:55:22 2017 Clint Eastwood? deffo a rolingstoner: my guess will be Charlie Watts, since they wont die from the drugs and alcohol, maybe they will die from age :) Kim Jung Un ... ... |
Cherub Cow
rank | Sun Feb 26 19:44:48 2017 Bill Paxton didn't make it to 2018 :( That would have been a low probability and high payout bet!! ;p |
tumbleweed
rank | Sun Feb 26 20:47:08 2017 maybe the Oscars will get hit with all those bad dudes pouring into the country without T's executive order in effect |
Hood
rank | Sun Feb 26 22:01:40 2017 Anything to derail awards shows. Such a waste. |
tumbleweed
rank | Mon Feb 27 01:55:37 2017 well Judge Wapner was still alive until today |
tumbleweed
rank | Mon Feb 27 05:15:42 2017 Iranians won best foreign film so it was a pretty close call |
Cherub Cow
rank | Tue Feb 28 10:21:36 2017 Finally have my top 10! :p 1. Kirk Douglas 2. Betty White 3. Queen Elizabeth II 4. George Bush Senior 5. BrahBrah Bush 6. Dick Van Dyke 7. Stan Lee 8. Chevy Chase 9. Prince Charles 10. Tim Curry Larry Drake (Dr. Giggles) was going to be on my list, but I guess he died last year :/ |
Cherub Cow
rank | Fri Mar 10 20:35:23 2017 Queen Elizabeth II Death Watch Update: "Queen Elizabeth Rushed To Hospital For Royal Blood Transfusion" [Onion News in Brief] http://www...pital-royal-blood-transf-55500 "LONDON—Saying that Her Highness was now in stable condition, Buckingham Palace representatives announced Thursday that Queen Elizabeth II had been rushed to the hospital early this morning to receive an emergency transfusion of royal blood. “It was a dire situation—there was very little royal blood on hand owing to the relatively small number of donations made by the noble-born,” said Private Secretary to the Sovereign Sir Christopher Geidt, adding that Prince William ultimately donated the blood of royal descent that saved the queen’s life. “Unfortunately, Prince Harry was not a match for Her Majesty, and Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton was of no use, being of common parentage.” Geidt went on to say that in the event Queen Elizabeth required another transfusion, three-year-old Prince George would remain readily available to donate as much as was needed." The Onion may have quietly informed my suspicions that rich people really may get blood transfusions from the young ;) |
swordtail
rank | Fri Mar 10 21:55:51 2017 Yesterday Joseph Nicolosi, who played a prominent role in promoting reparative therapy, passed away unexpectedly from complications from the flu. Although Spiritual Friendship exists in large part to provide an alternative to Dr. Nicolosi’s approach, we join in praying for the repose of his soul and for those who were close to him, that they may find consolation in this difficult time. Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon him. |
Cherub Cow
rank | Mon Mar 20 19:07:08 2017 Chuck Berry died while the forums were down! Also, I think this could be Jon Voight's year.. because he's old and because Angelina Jolie may be in for more upsets -- it's never just one thing!! ;D |
swordtail
rank | Wed Mar 22 15:22:25 2017 Chuck Barris, creator and host of the 'Gong Show,' dead at 87 http://www...ator-gong-show-dead-at-87.html |
tumbleweed
rank | Wed Mar 22 16:23:07 2017 Chuck Berry & Chuck Barris?? sounds like we have a terminator on the loose... with weak info... or malfunctioning... |
swordtail
rank | Sat Apr 01 02:21:14 2017 my Pterygoplichthys multiradiatus died. I had him/her for 14 yrs. |
Cherub Cow
rank | Mon Apr 03 18:21:03 2017 Just occurred to me that Stephen Hawking is still alive. It's got to be his year, right? ;) |
swordtail
rank | Thu Apr 06 20:21:24 2017 Don Rickles, Legendary Insult Comic, Dies at 90 http://var...edian-insult-vegas-1202025068/ |
Cherub Cow
rank | Thu Apr 06 23:05:14 2017 aww :/ I always remember him first for "Innocent Blood" (1992), even though that was a pretty B role |
tumbleweed
rank | Fri Apr 07 00:58:20 2017 he would've needed trigger warnings on his shows these days |
swordtail
rank | Wed Apr 12 17:11:04 2017 Musician John Warren Geils Jr., founder of The J. Geils Band, dies at Massachusetts home at age 71. |
repel
rank | Wed Apr 12 21:40:35 2017 wasn't he on the centerfold recently? |
Cherub Cow
rank | Wed Apr 12 23:35:23 2017 He was a famous centerfold, yes. |
tumbleweed
rank | Wed Apr 12 23:36:11 2017 Charlie Murphy - dead ...best remembered (by me) for his hollywood stories on the Chappelle show |
Cherub Cow
rank | Thu Apr 13 00:00:15 2017 D: ... he wasn't even close to being in the deadpool!! :( :( :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjdA6iO0nxI |
tumbleweed
rank | Wed Apr 19 17:09:54 2017 Aaron Hernandez - New England Patriot / murderer |
swordtail
rank | Sun Apr 23 18:01:38 2017 Erin Moran, star of 'Happy Days' and 'Joanie Loves Chachi' dies at 56 http://www...e-loves-chachi-dies-at-56.html |
tumbleweed
rank | Thu May 04 22:09:58 2017 David "Allied" Hance, a former professional player and caster of the online battle arena video game "Smite" died (upon limited investigation, i think a caster is a commentator or something) he will be missed... by some people... presumably |
swordtail
rank | Mon May 15 16:01:45 2017 Powers Boothe http://www...urce=twitter&utm_source=Direct |
swordtail
rank | Thu May 18 14:18:04 2017 Grunge pioneer Chris Cornell, 'Soundgarden' and 'Audioslave' frontman, dies aged 52 http://www...is-cornell-grunge-soundgarden/ |
tumbleweed
rank | Thu May 18 16:42:03 2017 serial sexual harasser & creator of Trump, Roger Ailes dead at 77 |
Hot Rod
rank | Sun May 21 04:21:16 2017 Jeff Goldblum's death has been greatly exaggerated. |
tumbleweed
rank | Sun May 21 04:49:10 2017 each day he rises anew from the ashes |
swordtail
rank | Tue May 23 15:57:57 2017 roger moore |
Cherub Cow
rank | Wed May 24 09:15:15 2017 :( |
McKobb
rank | Wed Jun 07 04:40:16 2017 Comey |
tumbleweed
rank | Wed Jun 07 04:48:50 2017 he better not die! for some reason i enjoy picturing Sessions assassinating Trump enemies Apocalypse Now style http://youtu.be/HSWtc01BlqM?t=1m7s (although reporting today is they are having a spat, so maybe Sessions will be the one to die) |
tumbleweed
rank | Sat Jun 10 19:40:12 2017 Batman ...under Trump's watch |
Cherub Cow
rank | Sun Jun 11 07:11:13 2017 Thanks, Trump! >:| |
Cherub Cow
rank | Thu Jun 15 08:09:11 2017 I think this could be Pope Francis' year. He's taking a lot of risks, and there must be a lot of Mark David Chapman types out there ;p |
tumbleweed
rank | Thu Jun 15 16:44:51 2017 he met with satan (Jared Kushner) so it's possible he has some wasting disease or something as you might expect from the devil meeting the pope... or perhaps he will start wearing black robes and develop a sinister grin |
repel
rank | Thu Jun 15 21:01:06 2017 How is the betty white pool going? |
McKobb
rank | Thu Jun 15 22:20:36 2017 Chaerobically. |
tumbleweed
rank | Sun Jun 18 04:37:52 2017 Stephen Furst... who should be best known as Vir Cotto from Babylon 5... but most places noting Animal House |
Cherub Cow
rank | Sun Jun 18 14:57:45 2017 Poor Furst :( [repel]: "How is the betty white pool going?" Looks like you and tw still have a chance to be correct! :D ..I was far too optimistic :( ;p |
Cherub Cow
rank | Thu Jun 29 05:42:04 2017 Michael Nyqvist was died of lung cancer. He was the main reporter in the Swedish "Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" movie franchise, and was also in "Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol" and the first "John Wick". He is survived by Franky Stallone's album "Let Me Be Frank With You". |
Cherub Cow
rank | Wed Jul 12 02:14:37 2017 "The voice of ‘The Walking Dead’ dies in tragic accident" http://www...d-dies-tragic-accident-2107928 "The narrator of the hit US series ‘The Walking Dead‘ Randy Schell has died in a tragic skydiving accident." Known for such lines as, "Previously on AMC's the Walking Dead" and "Previously on AMC's Fear the Walking Dead". He is to be replaced by Gilbert Gottfried and Rhonda Shear (this statement not true). |
swordtail
rank | Wed Jul 12 02:40:16 2017 "(this statement not true)" link? ;} |
Cherub Cow
rank | Thu Jul 13 02:08:05 2017 Oh sorry! Source: http://www...hread=79455&time=1499820016267 ;p |
swordtail
rank | Mon Jul 17 04:17:01 2017 George A. Romero, father of the zombie genre, dead at 77 http://www...e-zombie-genre-dead-at-77.html |
tumbleweed
rank | Mon Jul 17 04:28:03 2017 Martin Landau |
swordtail
rank | Thu Jul 20 20:56:42 2017 Linkin Park's Chester Bennington dead at 41 http://www...ter-bennington-dead-at-41.html |
swordtail
rank | Sat Jul 22 17:49:16 2017 Actor John Heard dead at 72 http://www...tor-john-heard-dead-at-72.html |
swordtail
rank | Mon Jul 31 13:58:12 2017 Award-winning French actress Jeanne Moreau dies http://www...s-jeanne-moreau-dies-1.3525895 |
swordtail
rank | Mon Jul 31 18:04:57 2017 Sam Shepard, actor and playwright, dead at 73 http://www...and-playwright-dead-at-73.html |
swordtail
rank | Mon Aug 14 17:50:26 2017 R.I.P. Haruo Nakajima, the original Godzilla suit actor for 12 consecutive films. Sad to hear, an era has passed. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGovB4uXoAAVPG4.jpg:large |
swordtail
rank | Fri Sep 01 15:17:46 2017 Oscar Goldman dies at 91 http://www...chard-anderson-dies-at-91.html |
tumbleweed
rank | Mon Oct 02 21:59:52 2017 Tom Petty his best video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8 |
swordtail
rank | Sun Nov 12 17:55:52 2017 higgins |
tumbleweed
rank | Sun Nov 12 18:25:44 2017 i wonder how many women he molested |
Cherub Cow
rank | Tue Nov 21 02:43:42 2017 Charlie Manson The Onion did a couple of stories for him :D "Frustrated Jesus Christ Forced To Find 22nd Vessel For Reincarnation After Death Of Charles Manson" [Onion News in Brief] http://www...ind-22nd-vessel-for-1820615588 "THE HEAVENS—Returning home to the heavenly realm once again in a foul mood, Jesus Christ, the King of Kings and Lord of Lords, reportedly expressed frustration Monday with being forced to find a 22nd vessel for reincarnation after the death of Charles Manson. “Well, that was just a total waste of my time,” said Christ, referring to the 83 years spent on Earth as the cult leader and convicted murderer who he had intended on using to bring about Judgment Day after already experiencing a series of failed second comings that included Benito Mussolini, Vlad the Impaler, and Reverend Cotton Mather. “I had really high hopes for finally doing the end-of-days thing with this one, and instead I get locked up for almost half a century. Maybe I was trying a little too hard with all the Helter Skelter apocalyptic race war shit. I’m definitely going to have to be a little pickier next time. I was supposed to bring about the end of the world like, 800 years ago, and now this is just getting really embarrassing.” At press time, Christ was reportedly not taking any chances by making sure he was born directly into a rich political family." |
pillz
rank | Tue Nov 21 10:50:59 2017 Hiromi Tsuru who voiced Bulma died. |
Cherub Cow
rank | Wed Nov 22 05:14:59 2017 Emmy Rossum can't speak anymore? A sad day for America and therefore the world. |
McKobb
rank | Wed Nov 22 05:17:13 2017 Who? |
swordtail
rank | Thu Nov 30 23:03:43 2017 gomer pyle |
tumbleweed
rank | Thu Nov 30 23:14:44 2017 surprise, surprise, surprise |
tumbleweed
rank | Wed Dec 27 07:23:01 2017 Dr. Evazan |
pillz
rank | Wed Dec 27 20:27:50 2017 DAPHNE FROM 'SCOOBY-DOO' HEATHER NORTH DEAD AT 71 https://ww...oo-actress-heather-north-dead/ why even go on |
Cherub Cow
rank | Fri Dec 29 04:28:47 2017 "why even go on" Because the queen needs to make this list!!! (ง'̀-'́)ง #ThreeDaysLeft |
repel
rank | Fri Dec 29 15:21:10 2017 shall we start the predictions for next year a bit earlier this time? |
Cherub Cow
rank | Fri Dec 29 16:14:48 2017 Sure! Seems like we missed a few good picks in the early days of 2017 :D |
tumbleweed
rank | Fri Dec 29 18:47:46 2017 Alexei Navalny |
repel
rank | Fri Dec 29 20:31:40 2017 Kirk Douglas and the queen will get a honorable mention for next year |
tumbleweed
rank | Mon Jan 01 08:12:52 2018 i think the Queen made it :/ top 3 google search completions for 'is queen elizabeth ____' are: 'dead' 'still alive' 'dying' so a lot of people checking |
Cherub Cow
rank | Tue Jan 02 01:42:38 2018 Another terrible fucking year!!!! Stop it, Elizabeth 2 — just. Fucking. Stop! ;p |
swordtail
rank | Sun Mar 04 22:29:43 2018 Charles Emerson Winchester III |
Cherub Cow
rank | Wed Mar 07 06:29:23 2018 Looks like I might get one of my top 10!: "Stan Lee Reveals He's Fighting Pneumonia | TMZ" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL91XrZSwq4 |
Cherub Cow
rank | Wed Mar 07 06:30:29 2018 oops! Wrong thread :( Reposting in the 2018 thread :p |
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