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Cherub Cow rank	Sun Mar 22 11:23:45 2020 A nice ABC News update on the Coronavirus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4WKdZjnU2s If scanning, just check out 3:11 and forward for views of cleared out cities. They show a New Jersey mall; an L.A. highway; Bourbon Street, N.O.; Times Square; Chicago's Bean; and the Vegas Strip. I'm glad I'm not an extrovert ;D
McKobb rank	Sun Mar 22 11:26:16 2020 Not a fan of the new normal. Getting post 911 vibes
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Mar 22 12:05:18 2020 It's getting wacky. With everyone/everything shutting down, definitely have to worry about how sustainable this will be economically. A lot of people will have trouble making rent at the end of this month, and it'll only get worse from there.
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Mar 22 12:22:00 2020 "A Timelapse of the Milky Way Galaxy from 40,000 feet" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVc_0Q5YtUY
tumbleweed rank	Tue Mar 24 05:06:18 2020 James Franco shootout w/ cops: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uUZvO_1584894886 i didn't watch all as it's 40 mins 9:40-10:40 seems to capture the most important elements
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Mar 24 08:12:13 2020 D: The video keeps repeating over and over at the beginning.. apparently it's because they were showing the difference between the body camera footage versus the pistol camera's footage. ..Had to skip to 15:17 to see the aftermath. Emotional group hug at 20:20. Camera set down at 23... looks like it trails off. Skipping to 33 minutes, they talk about the damage to the suspect, including a broken femur from a bullet wound. From the YouTube description: "In mid-February 2020 a jury found Orellana guilty of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon on a public official, a level one felony in Texas. Orellana was sentenced to 40 years in prison, with a minimum of 20 years served before he is eligible for parole. Moreover - per Corporal Session - Orellana has yet to face his charges of continuous sexual abuse of a child, indecency with a child and aggravated sexual assault of a child. That 20 year minimum could get much longer. Session and Orellana have both recovered from their injuries."
hood rank	Wed Mar 25 02:45:39 2020 Got the email earlier today that a coworker had covid. But by now I've been away from the office since the 13th, so I'm either probably fine or wasn't infected.
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Mar 25 14:39:29 2020 Hopefully you'll be okay! D: That should be a long enough time period since exposure.. No symptoms? You haven't had to go back? No infections at my work, but every time my throat or nose feels dry, I start wondering myself :| .. I can't find a source for this one: (Tim Hortons customer spraying a coffee cup with disinfectant... while the cup sits on the drive-thru window sill..) http://imgur.com/gallery/BjE7rKV He seems to be smiling a little, maybe thinking it to be a joke or funny.. at first, anyways (audio would clarify).. But he just keeps going.. Comments brought up that he touches the cup while rotating it, but that wouldn't be an issue (he'd be touching sanitizer). More stupid would be the excessive spray coverage and his willingness to inconvenience the workers with his antics. He also does that gross customer drive-thru behavior of just dumping out excess coffee onto the ground in front of the window. I understand *why* people do it (to avoid spills in the vehicle and/or make space for creamer), but it's poor form...
hood rank	Wed Mar 25 19:24:57 2020 I went back the next Monday for about 30 minutes to get the docking station for my laptop because the charger mysteriously disappeared. But I was never within 10 feet of anyone. And even that has been 10 days at this point. That weekend, the 13th-15th, I was a wee bit dizzy, the "I'm ever so slightly sick" kind of dizzy. But I had no other symptoms of any illness, let alone covid ones.
McKobb rank	Wed Mar 25 20:21:03 2020 Stay safe man
tumbleweed rank	Wed Mar 25 21:07:15 2020 another beaver assist: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9uVGa_1585089726
hood rank	Wed Mar 25 22:53:34 2020 Thanks McKobb, but no need to worry about me. My employer is one of the larger hospital systems in the country. When you have 10 front line sites that are going to be drowning in covid cases inside of 2 weeks, they won't be in a rush to send everyone back to work too quickly.
tumbleweed rank	Thu Mar 26 08:59:34 2020 A woman’s so-called “prank” cost a Scranton, Pa., supermarket $35,000 on Wednesday when she purposely coughed all over the store’s produce and on parts of the bakery and meat case, forcing them to throw all the contaminated merchandise away. “Today was a very challenging day,” Gerrity's Supermarket co-owner Joe Fasula wrote on Facebook. According to Fasula, the woman responsible was known by police to be “a chronic problem in the community.” Though they do not believe that she was actually infected with coronavirus, out of an abundance of caution they worked with the local health inspector to get rid of everything she coughed on. After getting her out of the store and contacting authorities, over 15 employees worked to clean and disinfect the areas she visited. http://www...yevfm7guwwyefqao72u-story.html i'd like more details on her being a chronic problem
tumbleweed rank	Thu Mar 26 09:04:05 2020 A man in Missouri has been charged with making a terrorist threat in the second degree after filming what was, at best, a very bad joke about the coronavirus. The Warren County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office charged Cody Lee Pfister, 26, on Tuesday after he posted a video of himself licking merchandise inside a Walmart, according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Pfister — whom the Post-Dispatch reports has quite a rap sheet, including burglary and driving while intoxicated — “knowingly caused a false belief or fear that a condition involving danger to life existed,” court documents state, according to the Post-Dispatch. He also acted “with reckless disregard of the risk causing the evacuation, quarantine or closure of any portion” of Walmart. that's this dude: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=salRU_1584980786
McKobb rank	Thu Mar 26 10:48:35 2020 Maybe we need a good culling.
tumbleweed rank	Thu Mar 26 21:55:22 2020 ^by about 70% a rube goldberg machine: http://twitter.com/anitamassey86/status/1242816478849662985
McKobb rank	Thu Mar 26 21:55:55 2020 I know a great joke about Jonestown, but the punch line is too long.
tumbleweed rank	Fri Mar 27 00:23:37 2020 greatest covid-19 video of all time http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=urYNy_1585190840
tumbleweed rank	Fri Mar 27 00:28:58 2020 another mistaken identification one http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uO1D8_1585173908
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Mar 27 12:47:06 2020 lulz... I can't tell if he was looking around to see if anyone noticed how stupid he just was or if he was looking around to complain to a manager ;D .. "greatest covid-19 video of all time" Seems staged based on her comical reaction, but that's good speed and a solid strategy for a cougher :D .. "i'd like more details on her being a chronic problem" Yeah, like maybe she's the same one who takes shopping carts to the far corner of the parking lot and leaves them on their side ;) .. "A man in Missouri" So many awful people out there. There was that guy who was drinking soup from a supermarket ladle ( http://www...bout_the_next_time_you_eat_at/ ), the ice cream licking trend, and now people coughing on others for coronavirus lulz... Yes, we need a new plague >:D .. "Mama Duck Doesn’t Recall Asking For Injured Baby To Be Rescued From Road" [Onion: News in Brief] http://www...-injured-baby-to-be-1833816522 "“Look, pal. There’s a reason the rest of us made it across and that one didn’t. It’s called survival of the fittest. If you’re so concerned with its well-being, then you take it. Otherwise, mind your own goddamn business.” At press time, the mama duck acknowledged feeling relief after the injured baby had been torn apart and eaten by a passing weasel."
tumbleweed rank	Fri Mar 27 18:44:28 2020 "Seems staged based on her comical reaction" i prefer to think it's because she got bleach in her eye :p
tumbleweed rank	Fri Mar 27 20:49:16 2020 old lady keeps it real... goes wrong http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=mBUc_1585281399
tumbleweed rank	Fri Mar 27 21:33:56 2020 my father took the plunge into Facebook & needed my assistance i guess he managed to create an account on his own, but when trying to log in it claimed there was suspicious activity or something and demanded his mobile # to send a code (no option to skip)... plus demanded it in the specified format (w/ no specified format) which after some attempts was just the numbers all in a row (no punctuation) then it demanded a photo of his face, claiming also a security measure... then it wouldn't let him log in until his submission gets reviewed crazy! i assume they are emptying his bank accounts or something facebook doesn't have a phone # or photo for me & never will :p (not that i use it but have my account from a long time ago)
tumbleweed rank	Fri Mar 27 22:10:52 2020 "dog has amazing rat throwing skills": (prob shouldn't watch at work if volume on... and will want volume on for full effect) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kaFI3_1585316142
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Mar 28 10:49:28 2020 lol That dog must be practicing for those farm videos where dogs jump after rats (posted here before, I think) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNFGLRR27EA .. "old lady keeps it real... goes wrong" The type of guy who would walk past someone in a narrow walkway over and over again to get something that he could have waited 1 minute to get without creating any delays *does* also seem like the type of person that would also throw a bag of mulch at an elderly person who has the mass of a bay leaf ;p .. "facebook doesn't have a phone # or photo for me & never will :p (not that i use it but have my account from a long time ago)" Same! Companies like Google and Facebook have really upped their demand for personal data. You'd think they'd calm down after privacy complaints, but no.. It's difficult to even make a new Gmail account if you don't give them your cell phone number. They just want more data points to mine..
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Mar 28 10:50:53 2020 Scroll down to the last image of this post (before the comments) to see a neat little graphic of cell phone users on a Florida beach going all over the country after Spring Break: http://imgur.com/gallery/CM6GJ7s Not sure I appreciate the privacy issues this raises, but it at least paints a picture for the virus issue...
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Mar 28 11:00:30 2020 sweet jump! (big house cat) http://imgur.com/gallery/a6L6Qd9
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Mar 28 11:03:25 2020 This cat with its head stuck in a Cheez-It bag was both funny and sad (sad if you think about how it may have suffocated if hooman wasn't there): http://imgur.com/gallery/YfeX9cM ..mostly funny though :p
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Mar 28 11:07:03 2020 This was staged, but a comment at the end sounds like something Marky Mark would say in a "Shooter"-type movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdU2ufyD-w
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Mar 28 17:19:48 2020 "20 Women Throughout History And 5 From The Future" http://www...he-future-1842529612/slides/10 • "Mother T-2000: Thousands of years after her death in 1997, Mother Teresa’s robotic counterpart was born in 4521, and rules the earth with an iron fist. Although her original form worked for years in an orphanage in India, the cyborg saint eats at least 15 Indian orphans a day for fuel." • "Aafia Siddiqui: By serving as a key courier and financier for Al Qaeda in the lead-up to the 9/11 attacks, Siddiqui broke boundaries for female terrorists and showed the world that global jihad isn’t just a man’s game." • "Female Organ Farm Resident #4512: #4512 will be bred for her heart, lungs, and intestines to keep a famous female politician in the year 2067 alive. When she dies from the operation, she’ll be cloned and reborn again!" • "Anima, The Infinite: An interdimensional consciousness that will exist long after the concept of gender is abandoned to reboot our dead universe by harnessing the power of divine feminine vibrations."
tumbleweed rank	Sun Mar 29 07:48:19 2020 Taiwan getting no respect http://twitter.com/wilfredchan/status/1243887606569590784 " sorry, i didn't hear the question let me repeat it no that's ok, let's move to another one " hmmm... that doesn't quite make any sense at all... :p
tumbleweed rank	Sun Mar 29 08:01:41 2020 dog traumatizing #1 http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=p6bb_1584456186
tumbleweed rank	Sun Mar 29 08:03:09 2020 dog traumatizing #2 http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ktzD0_1585405744 i wonder if something instinctual about tigers... would also be nice to see the expression on the tiger faces (menacing or just relaxed)
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Mar 29 08:43:47 2020 "i wonder if something instinctual about tigers... would also be nice to see the expression on the tiger faces (menacing or just relaxed)" Yeah.. Maybe this one? The customer images show some matching details, like the white circles on the backs of the ears: http://www...Stuffed-Shipping/dp/B00P5WDQ86 Instinctual would make sense. It's weird how dogs will even be cautious around house cats unless dogs have the numbers.. .. "hmmm... that doesn't quite make any sense at all... :p" XD .. lol.. oh my gods.. that's so good :D If real (whereas, it looks edited for effect).. It's pretty desperate that she would ask a WHO member to recognize Taiwan (maybe it makes sense in the context of the full interview?), but his responses where he basically said that Taiwan was part of China.. yikes... I like the conspiracy theory comments about the WHO being complicit with China in order to hide their actual infection numbers :) .. "What’s In Congress’ Coronavirus Stimulus Bill" [Onion: Infographic] http://pol...virus-stimulus-bill-1842530403 • "$32 billion to an airline industry that charged you for a blanket on your last flight." • "Paywall taken off U.S. Unemployment Office website." • "Every family will receive $500 per child, but officials may not come to collect the children until May."
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Mar 29 12:49:15 2020 This kind of goes how you'd expect ;p (Jeep on frozen lake) http://imgur.com/gallery/9WgnpLT
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Mar 29 13:09:42 2020 I just noticed that ClickHole was no longer listed on Onion's top bar of sister sites... and ClickHole hasn't put out any new content since they were bought by the "Cards Against Humanity" people in early February. :( This was from January: "Heartbreaking: The Jim Henson Company Has Revealed That Jim Henson Was Only Dead For 10 Minutes Before Kermit The Frog Started Eating Him" http://lif...y-has-revealed-that-1841207604
tumbleweed rank	Sun Mar 29 19:19:17 2020 that ice seemed too clear to be thick, but they successfully fooled me :p impressive leopard maneuver... (& a dick human shining light in its face) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sqBvy_1585412777
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Mar 29 23:49:09 2020 Sweet kill! Maybe the light was some kind of premature self-defense? Super lame, though. Ruined the shot too. .. "but they successfully fooled me :p" Me too :D They did some impressive work to hide the scale. I'd like to think that I usually notice that sort of thing ;p .. Just when you think it can't get better.. (weird parking job) http://www...s/comments/fr7wtr/wait_for_it/
tumbleweed rank	Mon Mar 30 00:51:15 2020 impressive... brick walls are over-rated now my fathers account is disabled & they want him to submit his ID :p... damn Zuckerberg!!! (they conveniently gave no explanation of what the problem was at any stage)
tumbleweed rank	Mon Mar 30 19:40:43 2020 how to kill yourself w/ a condom: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9xBMr_1585557971
tumbleweed rank	Tue Mar 31 06:20:26 2020 deer have taken over the streets http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kyNXZ_1585567264
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Mar 31 11:05:25 2020 So cool :D Nature takes it back *really* quickly ;p .. "now my fathers account is disabled & they want him to submit his ID :p... damn Zuckerberg!!!" Facebook must be trying to kill their new user base so that it becomes a super-sclusive community of Russian bot accounts that were made back in 2005 ;) .. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be down-voted a lot for a comment I made under this Black Widow cosplay picture: http://imgur.com/gallery/h6B4UHR
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Mar 31 11:05:28 2020 My comment: http://i.imgur.com/lW1jHah.mp4
hood rank	Tue Mar 31 14:46:38 2020 Oh come on, her nose isn't that bad. But the, uh, slobbering, as one commenter phrased it, is overblown.
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Mar 31 15:58:40 2020 I'm just being mean since I don't like people using Imgur as their Instagram funnel ;p
tumbleweed rank	Tue Mar 31 19:31:31 2020 goats take town in Wales: http://twi...ams/status/1244956228985462786 rise up! #teamNotHuman
tumbleweed rank	Tue Mar 31 19:59:35 2020 ...you may have to scroll up when i post twitter links :p... seems when i click them (in Firefox, anyway) it starts at the bottom of the post
hood rank	Thu Apr 02 05:03:46 2020 Yeah, I kinda figured that's what you were doing, CC. It isn't twatter, but the most recent OOTS was great: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1197.html
tumbleweed rank	Thu Apr 02 07:44:26 2020 this was labeled 'social distance baptism' http://pbs...AAySMt?format=jpg&name=900x900 i'd like to believe it was real :p
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Apr 02 14:59:14 2020 Maybe he coughed in the water or touched it with his infected hands when loading the gun D: ;D .. "the most recent OOTS was great" That's like a quick summary of how the Gesamtkunstwerk of movies developed :D .. I've heard of this! *Dog* juggling!: http://imgur.com/gallery/X2dZhfT
McKobb rank	Thu Apr 02 22:03:34 2020 'social distance baptism' XD
tumbleweed rank	Fri Apr 03 09:23:15 2020 somewhat less likely to be real than the baptism: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9ofTo_1585691062 but would be cool if it was real :p (& would be less strange than what actually was going on)
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Apr 03 12:52:57 2020 "Get some! Get some!" ;D .. Another person getting ready to be charged with bio-terrorism: (sipping juice containers at a grocery store) http://www...es_in_store_and_drinking_from/
tumbleweed rank	Fri Apr 03 18:47:27 2020 do those people have a constituency or do they just like hate comments?
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Apr 04 12:35:43 2020 They must have a group of friends who have the same weird disregard for sanitation and such... That reminds me of those "Gold Digger" video makers. They've been staging those videos for years with the same set-up (ask a girl out, get rejected, walk to a nice car, have the girl "change her mind", call the girl a "gold digger") and have even re-used actresses/actors to re-play roles.. but people in the comments still think it's real and vent their hate for these mythical "gold diggers". Whatever outrage they can stir for $$views$$, I guess.. .. Eric Andre and some friends made a parody video making fun of Gal Gadot's "tone deaf" singing of "Imagine": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gctM_22qM1Y ..only a couple of funny parts, but it's short and an important piece of history ;D
tumbleweed rank	Sat Apr 04 23:16:03 2020 another one... A Missouri man was charged with making terrorist threats after police said he purposely coughed on dollar store food coolers and scrawled “COVID 19” in the condensation. John Swaller, 33, was arrested Tuesday following the disturbing behavior at a Dollar Tree store in the town of Cuba. He was jailed in lieu of $25,000 bail, according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. ... If convicted, Swaller faces up to four years in prison, according to the New York Post, which noted that he has prior convictions for burglary, theft and stolen property. He was arrested in January on allegations of drug possession and resisting arrest.
tumbleweed rank	Sun Apr 05 04:51:50 2020 from a different group of people i don't understand: http://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1246466629808066561
tumbleweed rank	Sun Apr 05 06:51:59 2020 this confuses me... http://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1246631357175955458 he's a religious conservative guy... doesn't seem like joke material for a guy like him... yet could it be real? neither way makes sense :p
tumbleweed rank	Sun Apr 05 07:34:55 2020 volleyball dog http://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1246454528985137152
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Apr 05 08:11:36 2020 I can't tell which part of its face was being used for that.. just straight nose? Teeth? Bottom jaw? lulz :D .. "yet could it be real? neither way makes sense :p" Looks like he just found out why Christmas lights have to be kept separate from Christian iconography .. some mixed signals between festivities and dark histories ;D Reminds me of that Step Brothers scene: http://youtu.be/bl85ro60YTU?t=33 .. "from a different group of people i don't understand" Seems like his hype men can't hide behind the crowd cheers anymore. The enthusiasm just isn't there and probably hasn't been for a while ;) Related Onion headline: "Southern Governors Argue Covid-19 Good Christian Virus That Wouldn’t Dare Spread During Church" http://pol...ood-christian-virus-1842665057
tumbleweed rank	Sun Apr 05 19:52:06 2020 the cross burner endorsed this recent reply: "For everyone being nasty about this, why don't you give it a rest on Palm Sunday? It's Holy Week & people are doing what they can to help communities. Lit crosses are not unusual at Christmas & Easter. Personally I lost my mother on Palm Sunday so maybe we can pause the venon." so i guess he legit wants to look like a KKK member :p... kinda funny as all the comments were noting the clear KKK appearance or thought he was joking to troll the libs or whatever (so them too seeing the KKK-ness)... didn't see a single person saying was normal christian behavior like that new comment (although i didn't read every single one)
tumbleweed rank	Sun Apr 05 20:07:27 2020 re: that Onion article http://twitter.com/yashar/status/1246816324363276295 "i'm covered in Jesus' blood" what a creepy thing to say... could be her gardener
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Apr 06 06:52:23 2020 Yeah, she could be like Lynn Collins in that "Beneath Us" movie (they hired illegals for labor and then killed them) ;p .. I haven't watched all of this, but it's good for later reference: "Nigga Turtles 1-9 spoof" (hood re-dubbing of the original Ninja Turtles movie) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmQ9hdvpO4g
hood rank	Mon Apr 06 20:16:59 2020 I did no such thing.
tumbleweed rank	Tue Apr 07 00:32:33 2020 more chinese crowds http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=O5ob_1586169724 i'm disappointed if i see any other people when i go hiking
McKobb rank	Tue Apr 07 06:03:27 2020 tumbleweed, you still got that youtube video of the cat defending the kid from a dog set to enter sandman?
tumbleweed rank	Tue Apr 07 09:25:35 2020 yep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY1Pp7to7rI
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 07 13:46:38 2020 lol .. "I did no such thing." Would have been a lot cooler if you did ;D
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Apr 08 12:42:11 2020 This anecdote is neat (if true): (nearly identical cats) http://imgur.com/gallery/GnBlGa3 ..I need to find the source picture so I can make a Rolcat
tumbleweed rank	Thu Apr 09 04:38:06 2020 ^they both look like they're up to something guy on fire gets little help http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kgpCI_1586357021
tumbleweed rank	Thu Apr 09 18:42:55 2020 a new pandemic personality enters the field: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uGeRv_1586386151
tumbleweed rank	Sat Apr 11 00:32:36 2020 a bunch of snakes watching you http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9DPi3_1586469833
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Apr 11 13:20:33 2020 Oh noes D: For every snake there can be something like 44 badgers and 8 mushrooms. I wonder if the guy drinking the sanitizer thinks that that can keep him safe from viruses? The answer is, "No", but I wonder if he thinks it ;p .. April 11th is "National Pet Day" (that exists, apparently), and Imgur submissions have been great: (lots of user-submitted pics of cats and dogs — it'll update constantly throughout the day) http://imgur.com/t/nationalpetday?abButtonId=0
hood rank	Sat Apr 11 20:59:07 2020 http://imgur.com/t/nationalpetday/9laWHWY
tumbleweed rank	Sun Apr 12 04:57:36 2020 what i assume everyone would try to do in GTA: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=XozP_1586552587
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Apr 12 07:45:59 2020 D: "The driver of the electric car crashed into the river, and his whereabouts are still unknown." I know the answer is "China", but really.. how do they not find the scooter driver? D:
tumbleweed rank	Mon Apr 13 22:26:59 2020 'help help, i'm being repressed!' http://twitter.com/ABC/status/1249124016637575168 (he doesn't say it)
tumbleweed rank	Tue Apr 14 04:16:20 2020 good monkey video http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aUyVB_1586742142
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 14 04:34:46 2020 People seem to be handling the constant policy changes well ;) I wonder if it's an issue with information release in a post-cable news age? Most people get their info from online, but some of these .gov websites have awful organizational standards, so it can be difficult to find out reliable information.. and then the info changes. Hulu started offering free access to ABC News Live, but ABC does random special interest stories and stuff, so it's not like it's dedicated COVID-19 coverage. I'd heard from co-workers that there's a mask order here, but finding the info from the .gov source required some digging. I went for routine groceries yesterday, and it looks like all shoppers were wearing masks, so it's normalized. We were already wearing masks at work — this was just the first time I'd been in public in a few weeks.. .. Can't remember if I posted this... (Driver freaks out when someone makes a near pass ahead) http://imgur.com/gallery/MEb9ZmB
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 14 05:58:51 2020 "good monkey video" lol... that dive into the pool was impressive. .. Is this the same video of a kid falling out of a car that was posted months ago.. or did this happen again? D: http://www...e_dont_need_child_safety_lock/
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 14 06:08:33 2020 I've been saving a few of these r/IdiotsInCars videos, so I'll be posting them now ;D (Cutting across multiple lanes for a u-turn) http://www...ts/fz5mb5/do_not_turn_blindly/ A few comments were blaming "women drivers", but, umm.. this was in the UK, so the steering wheel is on the right side, and the driver was balding with a beard.. so... :p
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 14 06:26:24 2020 This happens when an incompetent criminal meets incompetent enforcement ;D (car drives forward and backward in a dead end for about 5 minutes before driver surrenders) http://www...ll_now_but_felt_like_i_had_to/
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 14 06:36:09 2020 "Penguin weigher" sounds like a profession that Onion's "American Voices" would list :D http://www...sounds_like_when_a_penguin_is/
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 14 06:41:18 2020 Sweet crash! Someone misses the exit and doesn't recover: http://www...the_phone_and_missed_his_exit/
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 14 07:07:12 2020 You'll need this Benny Hill theme again for the video I'm posting next :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 14 07:08:05 2020 driving from police in a Scion cube: http://www...t_tries_to_run_away_from_cops/
tumbleweed rank	Tue Apr 14 08:45:41 2020 wow, was even more Benny Hillish than i expected even w/ the advance notice :p i don't think that's same kid falling... i've seen multiple, so easily could be new cat > dog http://twitter.com/BlackHalt/status/1249344368819032064
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 14 09:33:53 2020 lulz. Someone in the comments posted this video showing cats using "direct registering", wherein they place their back paws in the locations where their front paws leave: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW7mvzapL2A ..so, helps them avoid trip hazards :D
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 14 09:37:22 2020 This was shown in part on the last John Oliver.. a sort of follow-up to penguins exploring an aquarium: (kittens at Atlanta Aquarium) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e15Tv1QJGpo ..they don't seem to be cued into the fish like the penguins were :(
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 14 12:56:28 2020 Onion pushed a 2012 article back to their front page as a subtle, "We told you so" ;D "Scientists: ‘Look, One-Third Of The Human Race Has To Die For Civilization To Be Sustainable, So How Do We Want To Do This?’" [Onion, Full Article; January 26th, 2012] http://www...uman-race-has-to-di-1819573235 "“Hopefully, the people who remain on the planet will use the mass slaughter of their friends and loved ones as an incentive to be more responsible going forward,” he added."
tumbleweed rank	Tue Apr 14 18:35:12 2020 that direct registering is interesting, my cat had recently navigated the edge of my desk w/ ease which i found impressive, now i know the secret :p --- "Sources confirmed that if a death solution is not in place by Mar. 31, the U.N., in the interest of preserving the human race, will mobilize its peacekeeping forces and gun down as many people as necessary." do eet!
hood rank	Wed Apr 15 00:15:54 2020 "This happens when an incompetent criminal meets incompetent enforcement ;D" The time when you DO pull out a gun and shoot. ... the car's tires.
tumbleweed rank	Wed Apr 15 05:34:43 2020 wheee! (looks kinda familiar, but i think new :p) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=k2rEx_1586763858 i hate roundabouts
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Apr 15 13:10:19 2020 Woohoo! !! \:D/ !! lol. That's some kind of GTA stunt bonus, I think ;D .. "... the car's tires." I know, right? They had 4–5 minutes to think of things like that, but nope. No one slashed the tires, no one was able to break the window, no one thought to box him in... He ended up just getting bored ;p .. 2013 video showing truck make a sweet jump before lighting pyrotechnics ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq9VcLalUw0
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Apr 15 13:12:42 2020 Crab people have taken back the airports: http://imgur.com/gallery/BzePSH6
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Apr 15 13:15:56 2020 Very pretty time lapse from Lofoten Archipelago in Norway: http://imgur.com/gallery/hNKEiS6
tumbleweed rank	Thu Apr 16 22:14:11 2020 home invaders shot at (& supposedly at least 1 hit in chest)... not great video of it & cut short, but still enjoyable http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=u40DP_1587052486
tumbleweed rank	Thu Apr 16 22:25:15 2020 another gun-based celebration act goes wrong (apparently) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=s5XMU_1586973920
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Apr 17 12:58:41 2020 Yikes... he couldn't even operate it in the first place, so that wasn't heading anywhere good ;p .. "home invaders shot at" Outright forced entries like that can be worrying... Glad that it turned out well >:p .. This very important edit of Rodney Dangerfield's dive in "Back to School" has been making the rounds: http://imgur.com/gallery/bqEasXY
McKobb rank	Fri Apr 17 20:50:27 2020 Bacon!
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