Utopia Talk / General Talk / Sword Dicks - a comic by UGT

Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Fri Mar 19 07:00:20 http://sworddicks.at-band-camp.net/ Post your comics, and the magic god of comics will put them on the site. Don't want to draw? Can't draw? Post your ideas and the magic god of idea stealing might put them into comic form.
earthpig GTFO HOer	Sat Mar 20 04:54:54 ttt
Pyro Squirrel Capitalist	Mon Mar 22 23:39:34 What about Saber Penises? Or Katana Cocks?
Clitoral Hood The Bloody Scourge	Tue Mar 23 02:27:10 something about a baby penis w/o balls and balls not dropping should be mentioned.
Atma01 Member	Tue Mar 23 02:43:59 There are three kinds of people in this world. Dicks, pussies, and assholes.
McKobb Member	Tue Mar 23 04:14:46 Big P and li'l P ?
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Tue Mar 23 05:34:33 New comic comin' up...
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Tue Mar 23 05:35:51 http://i42.tinypic.com/k3vvdf.jpg
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Tue Mar 23 05:36:48 Once again.. a comic without swords..
McKobb Member	Tue Mar 23 05:46:01 lol That was quick...though you could have a fallen sword lying impotent on the floor.
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Tue Mar 23 06:23:06 True! I may add that.
Still Well Member	Tue Mar 23 06:27:39 I agree
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Tue Mar 23 06:42:16 http://i43.tinypic.com/2iavgc0.jpg
Randy Andy Member	Thu Mar 25 14:27:17 http://i45...qq306/crackybman/houdingi2.jpg
McKobb Member	Thu Mar 25 17:03:30 Now That is a sword dick.
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Mon Apr 05 07:02:42 ttt
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Apr 06 14:36:57 http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii29/tumble54321/sd.jpg
Still Well Member	Tue Apr 06 22:21:14 heh, apparently I didn't notice it.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Apr 06 22:25:09 Sword-dicks is the #4 google search result for 'utopia general talk'... just above Utopia Kingdoms
Kaylana Moderator	Fri Apr 09 20:20:50 http://i12...paper/drawings/pussyknives.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Apr 09 20:45:42 hot
TiaKatt DB ^.^	Mon Apr 12 02:30:43 You people are fucking weird. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
repel Member	Mon Apr 12 07:56:58 best episode yet!
Palem Person.	Mon Apr 12 10:55:29 Why are the dicks ninjas? lol
Clitoral Hood The Bloody Scourge	Mon Apr 12 10:56:19 you've never been ninja dicked?
ubes JAC Wildebeest	Mon Apr 12 16:57:51 Because ninjas use swords?
kaylana Moderator	Mon Apr 12 18:42:00 Because Ubes made pirates. I intend on expanding on that later.
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Mon Apr 12 21:48:28 There are many different sword related things that could be done. Samurai dicks. Knight dicks. Jedi dicks.
Clitoral Hood The Bloody Scourge	Mon Apr 12 22:35:04 knight dicks, in shining condom armor?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 12 22:56:56 oops, wrong link http://i26...ums/ii29/tumble54321/sd_yo.jpg
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Tue Apr 13 06:59:58 Poor Yoda dick. :(
earthpig GTFO HOer	Tue Apr 20 13:47:27 i liked the chatroulette one.
Agri Patron	Tue Apr 20 13:48:25 I like the one that got online this week. Wait...
Still Well Member	Tue Apr 20 13:56:44 new comic up
Kermit Member	Thu Apr 22 11:17:52 This comic is bad... and you should all feel bad for making it.
Agri Patron	Thu Apr 22 12:03:43 I've always thought that a comic about a talking, green frog would be much, much better.
Still Well Member	Thu Apr 22 20:05:00 one that's taken his love of bacon a little too far.
NightBloom Innocent	Thu Apr 22 22:36:24 http://i86...to_2010_4_23_3_30_6_edited.jpg
Agri Patron	Fri Apr 23 01:30:22 Yeah NB, stop beating my dick!
NightBloom Innocent	Fri Apr 23 05:13:06 keep dreamin darlin. ;)
Agri Patron	Fri Apr 23 05:34:52 You mean you won't stop beating my dick? :(
earthpig GTFO HOer	Sat Apr 24 15:54:27 why does the penis wear eye makeup?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Apr 24 15:56:45 to hide the bruises
McKobb Member	Sat Apr 24 16:28:08 lol
NightBloom Innocent	Sat Apr 24 17:27:50 He doesn't have makeup! Just lashes! GOOD ONE tw! lol
Clitoral Hood The Bloody Scourge	Sat Apr 24 18:45:49 I'm gonna have to make a sworddicks comic with iCarly in it, aren't I?
Still Well Member	Sat Apr 24 20:22:02 In an effort to bring the comic to a new demographic?
Clitoral Hood The Bloody Scourge	Sat Apr 24 20:23:48 sworddicks, now for 11 year old girls!
pillz Member	Sat Apr 24 23:44:41 rofl
Clitoral Hood The Bloody Scourge	Fri Apr 30 00:27:23 finally, my contribution: http://i25...malvinman/icarlySworddicks.jpg
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Fri Apr 30 14:00:32 It violated Photobucket.
Still Well Member	Fri Apr 30 17:58:03 lol
Clitoral Hood The Bloody Scourge	Fri Apr 30 22:22:40 it seems to work for me.
Clitoral Hood The Bloody Scourge	Fri Apr 30 22:23:01 touche.
Clitoral Hood The Bloody Scourge	Fri Apr 30 22:26:33 http://i39.tinypic.com/n2e5o2.jpg hopefully that won't get removed.
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Tue May 18 02:18:34 ttt
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu May 27 21:11:49 'Unlucky Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a quick roadside toilet break. "Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."'
repel Member	Fri May 28 06:05:49 shocking
McKobb Member	Fri May 28 06:08:24 And by earthed he meant grounded.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Jun 02 20:56:46 SEATTLE (AP) - Police said a man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at a Lynnwood department store. Police spokeswoman Shannon Sessions said the man was carrying his handgun in his waistband and it accidentally went off about noon Sunday.
Agri Patron	Thu Jun 03 06:17:14 Guns don't kill people. Guns kill balls!
Agri Patron	Thu Jun 03 06:17:38 Oh btw... Darwin Award?
McKobb Member	Mon Jun 07 03:46:00 I wonder if it was cocked.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Jun 17 15:24:13 great location for penis graffiti: ST. PETERSBURG â?? Radical artists painted a giant protest penis on a drawbridge in central St. Petersburg ahead of an international economic forum, police said Wednesday. Measuring 65 meters long and 27 meters across, the light-colored phallus rises and glistens against the imperial-era capital's elegant skyline when the bridge is drawn up to let ships pass in the twilit northern summer nights. pic @ link http://www...eet-economic-forum/408450.html
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Thu Jul 08 03:03:45 ttt
HH Bladez Member	Thu Jul 08 06:41:49 I found this offensive because it sucked so hard. God.
Asshole UPer Member	Sun Jul 11 00:26:01 8=D 8==D 8===D 8====D 8=====D 8======D
Atma01 Member	Sun Jul 11 00:32:57 That was post #69 too. Well done.
TiaKatt DB ^.^	Tue Jul 20 21:54:04 So I spent a few hours next door today. The place is empty. I was cleaning it for Shane's grandmother who owns it and needs it clean for the next renter. I was cleaning a shitload of crayon off of the wall of the shower, when I looked up. What the.... Damn near out of my reach was a veiny, ejaculating penis and hairy balls - lovingly rendered in bright red crayon. I should have come home and grabbed my camera. The previous tenant? She had 2 very small children. No teenagers. Neither of those little midgets drew that thing up there. But she did get evicted for not paying her rent for like 3 fucking months. I thought putting her "fuck you" message to Shane's grandmother in crayon near the work of her two little sprogs was a nice touch. If I weren't being paid for cleaning that I'd have been tempted to give it a sword....
Clitoral Hood The Bloody Scourge	Wed Jul 21 01:19:31 FUCK YOU TIA! you should have given it a sword, taken a picture, then cleaned it off. you literally would have been paid to create sworddicks.
TiaKatt DB ^.^	Wed Jul 21 17:08:02 Heeee
earthpig GTFO HOer	Thu Jul 22 17:08:49 i don't get the comic with the bloody dicks.
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Fri Jul 23 01:23:38 I think its a pedo joke.
Palem Person.	Sat Aug 07 21:34:36 I WANT NEW ONES!
Still Well Member	Sun Aug 08 11:48:50 make some
Palem Person.	Sun Aug 08 13:20:39 but my penises look like sick vaginas =[
Tragically Hip Member	Mon Sep 06 15:27:58 Stop modelling them on yer own penis.
Palem Person.	Mon Sep 06 20:56:00 Should I model them after yours?
Tragically Hip Member	Mon Sep 06 21:23:57 Sure, but it'll cost ya.
Palem Person.	Mon Sep 06 21:42:11 Can I pay you in gum?
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Tue Sep 07 04:41:56 I'm gonna make a new one because I don't want it to end with Hood's shitty one.
Still Well Member	Tue Sep 07 07:05:48 lulz
Milton Bradley Member	Sun Dec 05 02:09:20 I would like 1 diet agricola, please.
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Tue Dec 14 23:06:05 Nuka Cola > All
Palem Person.	Wed Dec 15 08:17:04 It's true. If you drink it, you get money!
Palem Person.	Thu Jan 20 10:40:37 I just wanted to top sword dicks.
Still Well Member	Thu Jan 20 11:39:54 nothing can top sword dicks zing
Palem Person.	Thu Jan 20 11:46:52 *golf claps & nods in agreement*
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Sat Mar 12 11:45:53 omgzlolz top
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Sat Mar 12 12:28:02 <-- has a sword dicks comic drawn out
chuck Member	Wed Mar 16 00:44:16 iz funny cuz da dicks also hav da swords
Palem Person.	Thu Mar 17 15:14:32 yes, that is why it's funny.
Still Well Member	Thu Mar 17 16:41:21 I dont understand how a comic could be drawn out on saturday and yet hasn't been posted.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Mar 17 17:36:18 a new one! http://i26...ms/ii29/tumble54321/sd_aha.jpg
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Sun Mar 27 03:31:13 Because I don't draw them on my computer.
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Sun Mar 27 05:18:23 Here. http://img825.imageshack.us/i/29985894.jpg/
Ubes JAC Wildebeest	Sun Mar 27 14:02:29 Top toppity top top top.
Ubes Member	Sat Sep 01 00:06:34 You bastards...
Still Well Member	Tue Sep 04 08:43:32 OMG, I'm adding all the new comics now...
Atma01 Member	Tue Sep 04 09:10:51 BACON!
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