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Pyro Squirrel
Capitalist | Sat Mar 27 22:41:12 So my mom told me a story about a friend of a friend who has a retarded son in his 30s. He called his mom at work one day and asked her if he could have a troll. The mom had no idea what her son was talking about so she told him that he could not have a troll. He called her back two or three more times asking if he could have a troll, and finally she told her son to stop calling cause she was about to come home. She gets home, goes into her son's room, and his dresser is in front of his closet door. She moves the dresser, opens the door and there is a midget in there. Apparently, the midget had come to the door as a part of the census, and the son thought he was a troll, picked him up and took him in the house. The midget called the cops, but they couldn't do anything about it since he was retarded. Thought you'd all enjoy that story. |
Firestorm Phoenix
Member | Sat Mar 27 22:53:37 I laughed. Not sure if I am going to hell for doing so, but meh. ;) |
TheHornedKing
Member | Sat Mar 27 23:16:27 I hate myself for laughing. |
Palem
Person. | Sat Mar 27 23:19:50 I didn't laugh because I'm not a terrible person |
Kaylana
Moderator | Sat Mar 27 23:33:21 I hate myself for wanting this story to be true |
Kaylana
Moderator | Sat Mar 27 23:33:56 Do you think the 30 year old really is retarded, or just really REALLY good at pretending? |
Pyro Squirrel
Capitalist | Sat Mar 27 23:42:05 Either way is funny to me honestly. |
McKobb
Member | Sat Mar 27 23:47:56 I laughed :P |
Atma01
Member | Sat Mar 27 23:56:23 ROFLMAO. |
Ubes JAC
Wildebeest | Sun Mar 28 01:32:25 I"m drunk and didn't lol at all.It was amusing I guess. |
Pyro Squirrel
Capitalist | Sun Mar 28 01:44:16 It's probably not funny because you're drunk, and picking up a midget and throwing him in the closet would seem logically to anyone who's drunk. |
Ubes JAC
Wildebeest | Sun Mar 28 01:49:07 Well.. if it was a female midget I'd probably be doing her, cuz that'd be funny. I think I could spin her around like a top. |
McKobb
Member | Sun Mar 28 01:59:30 I bet it was awkward coming out of the closet. |
Ubes JAC
Wildebeest | Sun Mar 28 02:11:26 With a midget attached to my dick? I'd say. |
Agri
Patron | Sun Mar 28 02:16:56 This story is mildly amusing. |
TheGrimReaper
Member | Sun Mar 28 12:23:55 What I want to know is if the midget had outrageous hair... |
McKobb
Member | Sun Mar 28 12:30:50 http://www...vational-poster-1258140310.jpg |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Mon Mar 29 01:51:56 whats wrong with laughing at retards? |
Pyro Squirrel
Capitalist | Mon Mar 29 02:27:42 ^ |
Sunshine
Member | Mon Mar 29 21:23:58 LOL that's hilarious! If he still wants a troll someone should direct him to www.tinyentertainment.com where he can hire one |
TheHornedKing
Member | Tue Mar 30 00:31:03 You heathens are all going to hell in an imitation Gucci handbag made in China. |
McKobb
Member | Tue Mar 30 00:46:43 The seems would bust before we got there. |
Pyro Squirrel
Capitalist | Tue Mar 30 01:45:08 He's got you there. |
gir
Member | Tue Mar 30 01:47:20 THK sums it up well. |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Mar 30 01:51:16 a round-trip for the handbag |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Tue Mar 30 02:19:06 I really want to hear a real reason for laughing at retards being wrong. |
Agri
Patron | Tue Mar 30 10:28:49 You might hurt people when you laugh at them. And some people think that's wrong. But if they don't know you laugh at them, they can't be hurt, right? |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Tue Mar 30 10:51:06 I'm not laughing at the person cause he's retarded. I'm laughing at him because he put a midget in a closet cause he wanted a troll. that's fuckin hilarious. the point people always try to make is that retards are people too. in that spirit, I'm gonna laugh my ass off if they do something funny. plain and simple. plus, you don't see anyone coming to the defense of the midget for being called a troll. |
QAG
Member | Thu Apr 01 12:14:52 Laughing at Retards because they are retarted is wrong. Laughing at the funny things they do is not |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Thu Apr 01 12:33:21 who's laughing at the retard because he's retarded? |
Agri
Patron | Fri Apr 02 04:43:52 Ubes is! |
Grim JAC
Member | Fri Apr 02 10:33:48 That's 'cause Ubes is a retard... |
Pyro Squirrel
Capitalist | Fri Apr 02 23:40:56 Whenever some righteous prick tries to berate me for laughing when a retard does something...retarded...I always throw it back in their faces that "Isn't it your kind that always says that we should treat the 'special' kids just like they were normal? Well guess what, when a normal person does something retarded, I laugh at them. So shut the fuck up." Or something like that. |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Sat Apr 03 01:42:56 raise your hand if you care! |
tzar
Member | Sat Apr 03 12:27:31 I have both hands by my side but something is raised |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Sat Apr 03 12:30:45 *pulls out the garden sheers* you don't say...? |
McKobb
Member | Sat Apr 15 05:47:15 Whut? |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sat Apr 15 11:35:35 this thread seems older than this board i don't recall a bit of the story (or my excellent zing at China) |
Agri
Patron | Mon Apr 17 05:11:05 It was kinda funny because I thought it was a new story and it was quite amusing. Then I saw my post that it was only mildly amusing and I wondered why I completely forgot about this story. Probably because it was from 2010. |
Midion
Member | Thu Apr 27 11:16:09 I tried not laugh but I failed... |
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