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Utopia Talk / General Talk / If you caught your roommate pissing in
| Wed Jun 22 00:41:56|
the bathroom sink instead of the toilet what would you do?
I walked past the toilet door which he left slightly open and I saw what he was doing.
| Wed Jun 22 01:01:04|
move my toothbrush
| Wed Jun 22 07:54:15|
using the toilet as sink. Seems that one is cleaner than the sink
| Wed Jun 22 08:22:08|
1, Ask what's wrong with the toilet.
2, hand him the bleach and cleaning brush and supervise to make sure he does the job right.
3, seek new living arrangements.
| Wed Jun 22 12:00:34|
from an SNL skit... [that would probably be on YouTube if they hadn't been such nazis]
Hi, I'm Norman Bates for The Norman Bates School of Motel Management...[yadda yadda]... Yes, a diploma in motel management can be your passport to prosperity, independence, and security, but are you motel material? Let's find out with a simple quiz.
Question 1: A guest loses the key to her room. Would you
A) Give her a duplicate key
B) Let her in with your passkey
C) Hack her to death with a kitchen knife
Question 2: Which of the following is the most important in running a successful motel?
A) Cordial atmosphere
B) Courteous service
C) Hack ker to death with a kitchen knife
| Wed Jun 22 15:57:03|
| Wed Jun 22 22:48:29|
I would torture him
Till he begged to be murdered
then burn him to death
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