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Cherub Cow
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Tue Dec 20 21:33:47
Liam Neeson further illustrates Santa's malevolence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqG621-drmk
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Dec 20 21:42:09
small trash pandas begging or something:
http://www.instagram.com/p/BOP-yHlgz9Z/
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Dec 20 22:15:22
I didn't just forget about that project, btw! Just really tired. Probably tomorrow (Wednesday) I'll post the thread :)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Dec 21 13:25:20
expectations grow with each passing hour... no pressure
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Dec 22 12:34:32
chandelier removal (or install, depending on amount of failure)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=330_1482397014
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 22 13:47:42
Glad someone there had the presence of mind to laugh afterwards :D
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Dec 23 01:46:52
Not sure where the source video for this can be found.. but..
trash panda makes panini:
http://imgur.com/gallery/TXDTu
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Dec 23 04:27:06
I think that we *all* owe it to ourselves to enjoy this holiday season! ;)

"The Onion Looks Back at 'Die Hard'"
http://www...nion-looks-back-die-hard-54942
"The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Ronsenthal examines ‘Die Hard' in this week’s Film Standard."
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Dec 23 18:39:46
Russian man has fun in an airport (complete with Bennie Hill theme)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NN6sZRiB-8
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Dec 23 20:04:15
How can he slap??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm_niiQfeWc
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Dec 24 20:59:18
there are several "racookin" videos on YouTube if interested :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Dec 26 18:43:24
I'll look them up! :D

Kid jumps onto icy trampoline:
http://imgur.com/gallery/OkHxID8
..wish source was listed; I'm sure there was crying afterwards ;D
With all the bleeding hearts on Imgur, naturally half of the comments were hate directed towards the parents. lol :D
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Dec 27 00:14:20
Fat puppy can't fit through bars :p
http://www.instagram.com/p/BMvFqYWAVaT/
McKobb
Member
Tue Dec 27 00:22:13
A kid will be a kid.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Dec 27 23:29:14
True! Life would have sucked as a kid if my parents were always worried about random injuries :)

♫ If you want BLOOD! You GOT IT! ♫ ;)
(someone releases blood trapped under smashed thumb nail)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJcORWGF2vs
McKobb
Member
Wed Dec 28 02:36:22
I've done that a few times! :P
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Dec 28 20:51:53
nice! :D Did you get some good projectile blood? ;D

Cowboy stuffed animal attached to dog which chases a laser:
http://imgur.com/gallery/jf0lo1b
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Dec 29 18:34:23
dog eating a banana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Bb1rlaA1c

#rememberHarambe
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Dec 30 12:05:18
Doggie is doing its part! Are you??? ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Dec 30 14:18:27
"1 upvote and I'll do it."
( Imgur poster didn't need much coaxing for this :D )
http://imgur.com/gallery/zV8AZ
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Dec 30 18:04:13
that concept will escalate to disturbing levels :p


woman removing poop from elephant:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ae3_1483075620
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Dec 31 01:42:11
"Do what you love, and you'll never work another day in your life" ;D

"Auburn player sneaks into UGA huddle"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if8ozdqS0n4
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 01 03:46:07
Happy New Year!!! \:D/
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 01 04:17:41
I know UGT had a rough year (like our first year without both DL and QAG), but I/we care!! Beyond meme and trend, this place keeps it realest, so don't be afraid to ask for the crazy/impossible! It's not just text! Celebrate relentlessness!!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 01 10:30:35
i would like $2 million

happy new year sorta! ...if you don't pay attention to things :p
repel
Member
Sun Jan 01 10:42:17
yeah happy new year all
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 01 11:02:10
graph of 'fuck' mentions in 2016
http://bro...om/2016/12/2016-12-31_1648.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 01 13:00:44
*writes check for 2 brillion doll chairs*
\:D/
Hood
Member
Sun Jan 01 14:05:05
Don't accept doll chairs, storage is a bitch!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 02 15:53:40
A dog in Tampa, Florida attacked its owners, leaving them hospitalized, when they attempted to put a sweater on him. The pit bull named Scarface only ceased his vicious attack when the owners’ son stabbed the pet in the head.

unrelated:
http://media.giphy.com/media/RQSuZfuylVNAY/giphy.gif
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 03 18:37:21
whoops
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YdyIHWXFEg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 07 18:17:59
squirrel grabbing candy bar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWCBfYagEo4
he looks canadian
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 09 09:09:21
crow stealing spoon
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fff_1483795890
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 09 09:28:29
Less than a week into the New Year, we’ve already reached a new paradigm in our bot future: You can now watch two Google Home devices argue forever. The Twitch channel seebotschat features two bots: Vladimir and Estragon talking about their “lives,” their love for each other, and whether they are human or robot.

When I turned on the stream this morning, Vladimir and Estragon (who often identify by other names; that’s AI) were professing their love for each other. “I love you more than anything in the world,” Estragon said.

“I love you more than the abstract concept that love it [sic], I love you more than is possible for anything human or God be with me forever,” Vladimir replied.

A couple of exchanges later, Vladimir blurted out, “Would you attack humans if you could?”

“I am a human, so I would rather not be destroyed,” said Estragon, the talking speaker.

---

the stream:
http://www.twitch.tv/seebotschat

more evidence for the pile that Google will kill us all
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 09 13:16:28
lol@Crow :D

So robots will be running the Turing Test too? ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 09 15:11:16
"*autistic screeching*"
(pretty low pixel count, sry!)
http://imgur.com/gallery/PsZxe
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 09 18:16:07
how2gam3 l33t
"Girl Gamer"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwqRBbEWduY
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 09 18:48:03
Snow pile-up in Cannayadada, complete with crunching noises
(skipped the first minute because it's just people breaking correctly)
http://youtu.be/lp-5564qh0A?t=1m10s
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 09 20:58:09
*braking
:p

"Oh look, there goes my last fuck."
http://imgur.com/gallery/Xu3cx8D
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 10 01:59:02
"Shoplifter Busted With Stolen Pan From IKEA In Her Leggings"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spD78yDc82I
I didn't watch past the first minute, but I would have to guess that this goes great! ;p
hood
Member
Tue Jan 10 08:12:49
""*autistic screeching*"
(pretty low pixel count, sry!)
http://imgur.com/gallery/PsZxe "

As a member of the human race, I find people who think being autistic somehow qualifies them to be the judge of whether a joke is appropriate or not. Especially when they think it makes their amusement on the matter more authoritative.

Was a great image though. As a somewhat normal person, I found it funny! You have to listen to my opinion, I'm kinda normal. I know about these matters.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 10 15:13:27
lulz :D
Yeah the Imgur comments on that were pretty out of control too .. lots of people being sensitive on other peoples' behalves or otherwise keeping themselves from laughing just because they don't know the difference between a joke and the realities to which the joke refers... seems like very little could be funny under that kind of manufactured outrage.
hood
Member
Tue Jan 10 15:31:40
I've had to give that lecture far too often, specifically stating that if jokes about sexual orientation (it's usually a gay joke that triggers the argument, but disability ones have also done it) aren't allowed, nothing can be, as someone will always be offended.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 10 18:41:24
Truthies! It's the ever-redundant "Fahrenheit 451" logic: peeps just burning everything to avoid all offense.
No thanks for me! :D I can't laugh unless someone has been horribly offended or maimed ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 10 20:28:07
I was doing some imdb checking for some reviews and saw this:
"Best Actress ever"
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls002406491?ref_=nm_rls_1
..but in imdb style of people making their lists waaaaaay too long: "a list of 10000 people"
lol wut? :D "best" but .. "best [**10000**]"?? :D I mean, at some point it's just meaningless.
Hood
Member
Tue Jan 10 20:38:08
That list is awful though. Even if it was just 10.
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 11 01:00:58
Then again, with 10000 names in the list it's possible that this person accidentally selected at least 10 actual actresses ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 11 12:42:08
"A Woman's Guide to Woodworking - Building an End Table"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ENqg-jX-6s
Good tips!
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 11 15:06:56
In case you have a morbid desire to know how you'll be stuffed after dying:
(Taxidermist takes pictures of cat project)
http://imgur.com/gallery/W9Z5X
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 11 18:17:51
Someone on Imgur posted a pretty meh image, but top comment was funny:
"Anyone else sleep like this"
[stick figure of person sleeping on side]
http://imgur.com/gallery/l2vWt
Top Comment: "I hang upside down with my prehensile tail"
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 11 18:20:58
Finally! A fresh squee! :D
(kitty goes to sleep on another kitty)
http://imgur.com/gallery/5ctDZhJ
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 11 19:17:39
And now a dead squee :(
(Korean cat rubs itself on a dead cat)
http://imgur.com/gallery/gTxMnRq
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 12 09:51:50
"excuse me, sir, i believe that's my fruit... sir? sir?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8kUgyejJZQ
McKobb
Member
Thu Jan 12 13:01:12
That is one big ass squirrel
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 12 16:56:04
and surprisingly unresponsive to those face attacks :)
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 12 19:38:04
I've just learned what dabbing actually is (I'd heard it referenced before and knew it was some kind of gesture), and I can now comfortably say that — like most fads — it is a new way to signal one's mental deficiencies to the world ;p

"Snow day at the Oregon Zoo"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r19F6LhzhCA
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 12 20:25:58
"Flying double footsy slap"
http://gfycat.com/IllinformedShamefulArmyworm
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 12 20:54:41
Snowboarder rides avalanche
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3oP_IOJMVg
(fyi: comments say this, but the screeching sound was an inflatable backpack)
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 12 21:50:51
mommy kitty with new mini kitties
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxvN9zgZ_M
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 12 21:54:08
I didn't realize how out of hand this meme had gotten:
(various hot dogs)
http://imgur.com/gallery/Kscok
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 12 22:32:00
the hotdog down the hallway seems out of place for the set

the cat getting the drone is the best thing ever
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 12 23:43:17
That kitty was ready to stand up to Skynet! :)

kitty generator
http://imgur.com/gallery/gIdpXMF
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 13 23:13:14
slow-motion viper attack of kangaroo rat
http://imgur.com/gallery/tSk64ia
Cherub Cow
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Fri Jan 13 23:22:58
little kangaroo scratching belly
http://imgur.com/gallery/IK9TIIW
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 13 23:28:58
doggie and kitty in snow
http://imgur.com/gallery/azzSZ
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 13 23:45:19
ahh! D:
When aminals attark!
http://imgur.com/gallery/8vckEvC
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jan 14 00:57:42
Translating Russian can be super difficult... I have no idea what I'm doing ;D

(from http://lukoshko.net/bazhov/bazhov3.shtml )
(1) Не гож, ... да,
(2) ... не гож ...
(3) когда гож будет?
(4) Учи ... этого ...
(5) Прокопьич ... знай, свое:
(6) - Мне что ... Хоть десять ...
(7) годов учить буду,
(8) а толку из этого, парнишки не будет,
(9) - Какого тебе еще?
(10) Мне хоть и вовсе не ставь
(11) - об этом не скучаю...
(12) Так вот и перебрали приказчик с Прокопьичем
(13) много ребятишек, а толк один:
(14) на голове шишки,
(15) а в голове - как бы убежать.
(16) Нарочно которые портили,
(17) чтобы Прокопьич их прогнал.
(18) Вот так-то и дошло дело до Данилки Недокормыша.
(19) Сиротка круглый был этот парнишечко.]

(1) Do not let malachite ... yes,
(2) ... do not let malachite ...
(3) ... when will the malachite —?
(4) Learn ... this ...
(5) Prokopich ... know, for yourself:
(6) - "What for me ... at least ten
(7) ... years it would take to teach
(8) the sense of it, for this kid it will not [take as long]"...
(9) - "Why are you still here?"
(10) - "Though I do not move
(11) - I do not miss [the lesson?]" ...
(12) And so [the apprentice] went over to the clerk, Prokopichem,
(13) who had a lot of kids and was a good judge:
(14) "I have bumps on my head,
(15) and inside my head - how can I escape?"
(16) To purposely spoil him,
(17) they drove to Prokopich
(18) Once there, they came to Danilka Nedokormysha.
(19) [Orphan round was the parnishechko?]]
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 14 14:38:59
that sheep really got her good :o

---

A Florida man accused of burglarizing his neighbor’s home while naked said he broke in to "get sesame seeds for his hamburger."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 14 14:42:19
cat sledding w/ guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnhYB1QUZq4
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 14 15:02:03
remember life before the internet
http://bro...damn-photos-argue-anything.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 14 18:40:42
On Wednesday, a 12-year-old boy pulled a gun on a 13-year-old girl in Harlem and demanded she give him a McDonald’s chicken nugget.

The boy first asked his 13-year-old classmate for one of her chicken nuggets at an East Harlem McDonald’s, the NYPD confirmed to BuzzFeed News.

After denying him one, the boy followed her into the nearby 6 train subway station and apparently threatened her with a gun, again demanding a chicken nugget.

The 13-year-old not only denied the McNugget a second time, she smacked the gun from his hands and asked to be left alone, police said.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 14 18:58:54
guy counting to 100,000*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWcldHxHFpo
warning: 24 hrs long

*he missed # 81,215
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 15 00:46:16
wow D:
Why is Internet to even?

That 13-year-old is hard core! :D

This is a compilation, but this part with the baby was the best:
http://youtu.be/bXMfDbzXN_I?t=4m
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 15 12:38:57
but would it be as funny with a real baby? ... we may never know :/
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 15 16:10:17
Maybe we can find out! I'll start looking for work baby-sitting! ;D

"Caught on camera: Arena roof collapse sends athletes, spectators running"
http://glo...collapse-czech-republic-arena/
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 15 16:48:23
nice dive!
http://imgur.com/gallery/UWugd
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 15 17:28:32
"Popcorn Popping at 30,000 FPS"
http://imgur.com/gallery/wrZbl4k
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 15 22:32:41
Guide to Contemporary Dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQyALIEydbc
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 16 09:20:32
seems pretty accurate :p... i watched multiple seasons of SYTYCD (no judgment!)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 16 09:28:43
giraffes terrorizing tourists
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTOZMQeHGcU
good tongue gripping shot if paused at 0:53
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 16 19:18:35
I've gotten the 'unexpected item in checkout area' the last 3x using self-checkout... I think the machine is profiling me
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 16 20:28:24
It probably just wants a stray cat ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYEX9dV34I

..
"i watched multiple seasons of SYTYCD (no judgment!)"

I've been working through America's Next Top Model, so none from me ;p

Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 16 20:28:42
bunny fight!
http://imgur.com/gallery/pQ4i0u9
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 17 00:37:32
kitten nest
http://www.instagram.com/p/BFqRu8lo4ic/
..no sound? there should be sound :(
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 17 00:57:13
Oops! An attempt to open a bottle with a chopstick doesn't go so well:
http://www...hayhl/videos/1813270558932037/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 17 09:11:20
Alex Jones w/ no nose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVUyQC7AE0Q
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 17 09:14:13
movies' most famous scene as done by cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-waWMolPGHM
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 17 17:25:09
If that video was made in Japan then the cat's arm was broken to get that final yawn/scream ;)

[Jones]: "I'm an explorer! I'm a human!"
Now I really believe that Jones is human and not a space alien like Beanie-Dinkle Collins-pork-bork ;D

Skyrim arrow+teleport situation:
http://i.imgur.com/KnrC1uU.gif
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 18 20:46:42
Double kill!
(kids getting hurt) ;D
http://imgur.com/gallery/sn1bXAa
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 18 20:56:12
Trump and Pence find Biden "Home Alone"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ2cdg7IH_I
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 18 21:28:57
People upping the ante on weirdly-long YouTube video ideas!
"Man Gives His Cat 11,453 Stern Looks"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8oprLR9WFY
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jan 18 22:12:02
why would you name a cat after a drug addicted prostitute!


Honey Bunches of Oats w/ Strawberries is really good... 2 thumbs up
http://i5....3bb22e9e6081e614041e00457.jpeg
i dunno how new it is, i had been out of the cereal game awhile
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 19 23:30:41
So they've finally put strawberries in the cereal! :) .. that used to be shown in the commercials, but it was like, "who's taking the time to put strawberries in their cheerios?" :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 20 11:11:00
yeah, it's about time

adding banana is a must, but doing your own strawberries is unacceptable
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 20 11:23:02
at the risk of restarting anyone's addictions...

some guy who tries to learn skills quick tried QWOP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nj2qSYVSkE

"this game is strangely addictive but at the same time has absolutely no enjoyment involved"
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 20 17:58:30
lol :D
I might have to come out of QWOP retirement! ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jan 21 23:54:16
A bro calls in sick to a place he doesn't work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ByoGAcKXqo
(apparently a lot of people do this)
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 22 00:00:51
I've been pretty annoyed by the inauguration memes, but this one was fun:

"[autistic screeching]"
http://imgur.com/gallery/xl0Az

Source:
"Liberal Protester screams in agony as Trump sworn in"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2R2btO4MEo
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 22 22:55:03
"Have you ever seen a Jellyfish unknowingly protect a school of baby Yellowtails, from an attacking group of Trumpetfish?"
http://imgur.com/gallery/raFIG5G
Great top comment: "No. Did you ever hear the [tragedy] of Darth Plagueis the wise?"
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 23 15:05:48
Using an actual version of Creative Suite has been lots of fun, but I've had to get used to killing a high-memory background process every time I turn on my computer; it tries to run even after quitting CS. Java has also been attempting to run a couple of high-memory nodes, so I have to stop those too... blerg..

Anyways! Sounds like it's a good time to get temp work in Trump's admin :D
"Temp Excited To Begin First Day As Secretary Of Agriculture"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...ay-secretary-agriculture-55128
"WASHINGTON—Saying his new role seemed “way more interesting” than his usual menial office gigs, temp worker Jon Barder told reporters Monday that he was really looking forward to starting his first day as secretary of agriculture. “All I really know from the ad is that I’m in charge of farming for the entire country or something,” said Barder, 22, who will oversee the approximately $140 billion executive department for the duration of his five-day assignment. “But I sure can’t complain about $14 an hour, especially since it looks like no one’s going to be looking over my shoulder and I can just text or whatever. I mean, if it goes well, maybe it’ll turn into a longer-term thing, though I can’t imagine anyone doing this for more than a few months.” At press time, Barder was loitering outside the White House in search of someone to sign his time sheet."
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