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Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 23 15:12:28
#GetReadyToGetEvenSickerOfFacebookPoliticalOpinions
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 24 01:32:50
Little kitty cat kisses big kitty cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DSPR6Se28Q
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 24 02:01:35
heading to the car on a windy day
http://www.instagram.com/p/BPmuJAKjaN6/
(they died)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 24 09:55:18
plz don't mention that T name in our safe space :p

semi-successful cat attack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHB4_KVjRd8
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 24 16:16:24
lol :D .. cat almost had it!

"plz don't mention that T name in our safe space"
You started it! ;p

"Bodycam: Officer Rescues Woman From Burning Car"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsFhOf9sXSY
This happened in Spokane, so I think everyone was on meth ;)

Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 24 16:27:17
Neat stunt at the end of this video
(Bas Keep BMX Wall-riding in "Walls" video)
http://www.facebook.com/redbull/videos/10158219392685352
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 24 19:10:59
that cop better pay for that window

weird coincidence how there were 3-5 million illegal voters when he-who-shall-not-be-named lost the popular vote by ~3 million votes... who needs a shred of evidence, surely it happened
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 24 21:25:25
Always trust in truthiness! ;)

Fish controls movement of its tank via its position:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GDgmP1ac_A
(this looks familiar so it may have been posted before, but this seems to be a new version)
McKobb
Member
Tue Jan 24 22:05:24
Aquataxis!
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 24 23:16:36
I think that's the engine behind Google's self-driving cars ;)

"Turtle Vs Cow[s]"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYmsa3qNyyY
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 25 12:17:32
"weird coincidence how there were 3-5 million illegal voters when he-who-shall-not-be-named lost the popular vote by ~3 million votes... who needs a shred of evidence, surely it happened"

I didn't realize that you were referencing fresh news! (Just read up on it!) Definitely funny that he's initiating a fraud check. His own lawyers apparently have said that there isn't a study supporting his claim (though Spicer said "people" have approached him with info) -- it's just him and Jill Stein. I'd like to give him credit and say that he's attempting to fulfill a pre-election promise to look into fraud possibilities (benevolent given that most elected people want to preserve the system that got them elected, not undermine it), but it seems more likely that his ego wants to have won both the College and the pop vote. It would be funny if a check reveals more GOP-affiliate fraud than DNC-affiliate fraud, but this will probably just waste effort instead, revealing no/low fraud ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 25 22:38:24
Apparently I don't even read thread titles anymore before clicking on them, so I'll replace this in here :D

A disturbing and strangely amusing collection of memes made without permission of the person pictured ;p
"Horrible Vsauce memes"
http://imgur.com/gallery/6UWtR
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jan 25 23:32:45
there will be dead/moved people on voter rolls b/c millions die & move every year & he'll pretend it proves his massive voter fraud

he should be impeached for undermining faith in the US election system with no actual evidence just wanting to act like he won popular vote (he even stated in a recent interview that zero of those supposed 3-5 million fraud votes were for him b/c i guess he wasn't making it clear enough that his sole purpose is to pretend he won popular vote)... i can't express how much i hate that 'man' :p

tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 26 09:46:05
can skip to 0:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Rt-NkxKJc
kinda makes you want to go to Dubai and set bridge fires... if not a woman
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 26 09:52:05
That makes me think they have too much money ;)

Oh so it *is* just his ego wanting to have won? Classic! :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 26 16:28:18
he cited a pew study about out of date voter rolls (dead/moved people) as his only evidence so far (& writer specifically says no wide spread fraud found)

so..
a) either he's a total idiot that doesn't realize the difference between voter rolls and casting votes (which is possible as his idiocy level is hyuge)... or just his typical misleading bullshit

b) how the hell does he establish NONE would fraud vote for him under those circumstances as it has nothing to do with mexicans

pretty sure he may prove the existence of the devil as he clearly made some unnatural deal to be such a childish moron yet be successful

anyhoo... i had been avoiding news for awhile, perhaps i should go back to that :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 26 16:41:03
and... when confronted with author of report saying it wasn't about fraud, just inaccuracy in records, the dumbass declared the author was just "groveling" as though that was a valid retort

there better be some comeuppance in this horrible show soon
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 26 17:10:06
It'll be quite a show to find out the results of his push for studies, like if he'll just deny the findings, say that he was protecting the voter process, and/or that it just proves his legitimacy — really no way he can't spin it :D (*dies inside* ;p )

..
"anyhoo... i had been avoiding news for awhile, perhaps i should go back to that :p"

Imgur has made it pretty difficult, but that has at least made it easier not to spend time on Imgur :)

..
This is kewl! (Happened a few days ago?) Man apparently tries to kill himself by cops, but it's handled pretty well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJZM0glpRUU
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 26 18:04:01
ahhhhhhhh!!!!
(skier follows another skier's tracks... off of a cliff)
http://www.instagram.com/p/BPqhpAtAbOR/
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 26 18:22:57
little kitten calls
http://www.instagram.com/p/BPq3AzkDn8x/
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 26 20:52:04
Imgur's moral police must be sleeping :)
"You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?"
http://imgur.com/gallery/NJaIU
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 27 09:22:45
"Casey Anthony. No condom, no problem." :p

& now another set of ski tracks for someone to follow
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 27 09:31:32
robot bypasses human security system
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsF7enQY8uI
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 27 12:30:39
lol@Casey Anthony
Also "Jared the subway guy because I wanna feel like a kid again."

And hey! That robot still needs to select the road signs or assemble a turtle or whatever! ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 27 19:43:22
#JustAussieThings
(slip 'n slide x9000+)
http://imgur.com/gallery/ACFFR
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 28 09:47:44
Dispatch advised the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office that a naked man was standing in a car wash parking lot. When deputies arrived on scene, they reported they saw Raulerson, listed as ex-military, without pants on and blaring music from his vehicle. Deputies asked Raulerson to put his clothes on, to which he responded “they took off running by themselves without me.”

Deputies reportedly asked Raulerson to sit in his vehicle because he was naked, at which point Raulerson allegedly grabbed a screwdriver and threatened the officer.

The deputy retrieved a taser and reportedly told Raulerson to stay in his car, but he exited the vehicle and Raulerson was tased.
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 29 04:26:38
You made me Google Escambia County to make sure that this happened in Florida :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 29 09:14:20
i still suspect the gov't is running secret experiments on Floridians or something


guy in tiger enclosure
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b42_1485680484
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 31 01:02:36
Yay! Forums back! :D

And it's only 2017 and already we have a new Harambe; that link says that one tiger was confirmed killed* by the zoo staff :'(

*also the man, but he probably wasn't important ;p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 31 09:13:51
i think tigers like to go for the neck so he probably didn't have much chance

& it's a chinese zoo so animals are probably being killed or starved daily

i wonder if there's ever been a pangolin exhibit & if it lasted 24 hrs
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 31 09:24:49
more of drone kitty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef8Qn5NdQXA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 31 09:41:05
possible Darwin award (can skip first 15 secs)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b6_1485781857
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 31 09:45:50
more of Aussie slip n slide:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ea_1485745594
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 31 09:48:45
forget 'stop, drop & roll'
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=74d_1485819240
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 31 18:05:47
I think most people respond a little more urgently to that sort of thing D:

Glad that MJ impersonator continued his routine. I mean, the flipper was probably already dead, so it was the right call ;)

Drone kitty!! :D
That person hanging out with the drone eye-wear makes me wonder if this will be how lazy or immobile people will interact with the world in the not-too-distance future :p
..and some day the kitty will realize that hooman was playing with it the whole time! Hooman wasn't just standing there despondent after all! (Wasn't there some show/movie where someone realizes that his father was always there, just dressed as Santa?)

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Fun Onion headline+pic:
"FBI Shuts Down Prominent New ISIS Recruitment Website"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...ew-isis-recruitment-webs-55191
"WASHINGTON—Saying the measure would greatly aid efforts to combat the rise of anti-American sentiment online, the FBI announced Tuesday that it had shut down a prominent new ISIS recruitment website, www.whitehouse.gov."
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 31 18:55:40
Wows.. I've seen some bad wiki pages, but this one currently just looks like a giant, poorly-written essay:
[Frauenfrage "The Female Question" Wiki]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frauenfrage

(screenshot for posterity):
http://i.imgur.com/B9Iagj3.png
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 31 19:03:21
I recommend not watching this entire video because it's really bad, but this one scene in an ice cream shop was funny:
http://youtu.be/mi6EiDKLDn8?t=2m53s
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Feb 01 00:04:44
from r/ShittyLifeProTips
http://imgur.com/gallery/6aBEe
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Feb 01 00:11:29
New Mario Kart :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBUULD_L0Uo
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Feb 01 00:19:44
A simpler version of a point I've been making in UP ;)
http://imgur.com/gallery/nfTjp
McKobb
Member
Wed Feb 01 01:22:50
What kind of nazi pussy link is that!
McKobb
Member
Wed Feb 01 01:23:15
Also Sofia Black-D'Elia is hot!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Feb 01 09:06:19
a lot of hostility in those imgur political comments :p


justice for Tigambe!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=929_1485928909
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 02 01:24:01
Did it was died after? :(

"a lot of hostility in those imgur political comments :p"

Yeah! Lots seem to be distorting the point being made into something else, or they make that "false equivalence" argument as a vehicle to justify their preference. :/

"A man with [two dogs] in his [pockets] walking a duck."
http://imgur.com/gallery/IZWXn
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 02 09:07:40
i would like to think the zebra took out all the staff and escaped


'lets pray for Schwarzenegger's TV ratings'
~Trump at national prayer breakfast


so startled cat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCjtvG9CxX4

Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 02 15:15:22
:D !!
Almost like it was propelled away like feathers in the wind ;D

"The magic bus [Australia] makes imaginary finish line across the [Nullarbor Plain] for bored [cyclists]"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DTmN-RyIW4
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 02 16:07:37
More Imgur misinformation... they provided this "quotation" of something Steve Bannon "said,"
http://imgur.com/gallery/FjTCc
..yet in the "source" for the quote, it points to a conversation that Ronald Radosh claims to have had with Steven Bannon at a party. Radosh reports that Bannon said, "I don’t remember meeting you and don’t remember the conversation. And as u can tell from the past few days I am not doing media" ( http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/22/steve-bannon-trump-s-top-guy-told-me-he-was-a-leninist.html ) — so basically Radosh wanted to run a quotation but was unable to verify that the quotation was real. And apparently Radosh had trouble even citing when this party occurred (changed the date several times), and to win straw man arguments he has outright misquoted people in the past ( http://dianawest.net/Home/tabid/36/EntryId/3446/After-Fact-Checking-Whats-Left.aspx ). Yet there it is on Imgur with quotation marks as though it is verified/authentic.

I don't doubt that Steve Bannon may be a DickCheney-style presidential puppeteer, but it is still problematic to discredit people through misinformation when Bannon has said enough *verified* things for stimulating actual arguments against him...
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 02 16:42:56
Weather Channel: "Punxsutawney Phil Sees Shadow, Predicts 6 More Weeks of Winter"

http://imgur.com/gallery/KGvszIo
#NotMyGroundHog
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Feb 03 01:17:50
Person on Imgur has done some great Star Trek captain oil paintings:
http://imgur.com/user/JesEwers/submitted
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Feb 03 09:10:33
a good Doc Brown too... would probably sell well as a dorm wall poster
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Feb 03 16:55:34
Dolphinately!
aside, I'm glad there were no Pokémon paintings... I support original content, but not when it's Pokémon :p

Kitty cat Neo escapes kitty cat Smiths
http://imgur.com/gallery/ILj3D
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Feb 03 16:56:45
Lengthy motorcycle chase:
[53 seconds]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ5hV-ESBd0
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Feb 04 01:23:57
"This Plus-Size Model Was Inspiring. But Then She Lost 100 Pounds, Which Was… Also Inspiring? Even Though She Was Already Perfect Before? But She Is Also Perfect Now?"
[Clickhole Article]
http://www...ring-then-she-lost-100-po-4936
(Clickhole is basically the Onion but with slightly lesser writers)
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Feb 04 01:29:15
No one has posted the source video for this yet.. but..
"when you think it's the weekend but it's only Thursday"
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZLChw
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Feb 04 03:03:22
Made this gif by request on Imgur :D
http://i.imgur.com/IYuTI1w.gif
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Feb 04 03:07:08
Shang Tsung's Inauguration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re2FFqBGDnQ
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Feb 04 08:20:32
good gif!


some story on earlier flaming guy:
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The victims’ relatives told investigators that unbeknownst to them, he apparently came home Sunday night after the incident and went straight to sleep, leaving them unaware that anything had occurred.

When he woke the following morning and came out of his room, the relatives said they looked at him in shock and asked him, “What the hell happened to you, you are all burned up?” sources said.

The victim, apparently unaware of how badly he was injured, told them he accidentally set himself on fire while smoking crack when he put his still-burning cigarette lighter back in his pocket.
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Feb 04 19:52:31
Hey we've all been there!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Feb 05 07:32:02
'your clothes, give them to me, now'
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2a4_1486275510
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Feb 05 17:36:03
if only the robber had been naked ;D

SuperBowl time! Time for the meme-o-sphere to be unpalatable for like, three days or something
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Feb 06 01:13:04
Oh! Kristen Stewart hosted SNL over the weekend... might have to watch it. This was the cold open:
(Melissa McCarthy in "Sean Spicer Press Conference")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWuc18xISwI
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Feb 06 01:27:40
Oh that wasn't the cold open :P
...the cold open wasn't very good, actually.. but this was hilarious :D
"Totinos with Kristen Stewart - SNL"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4kpVO56OBU
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Feb 06 08:28:23
yeah, some good SNL stuff :p. hopefully she'll continue as Spicer

"Any negative polls are fake news"
~some idiot so-called president
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Feb 06 12:46:29
lol... he actually said that :D
*Cringe-dies a little inside* ;p
"Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting."
"I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data, and everyone knows it. Some FAKE NEWS media, in order to marginalize, lies!"

He and his peeps need to be much more careful about all-inclusive words like "any". It can be true that those network polls have bias (especially the ones that poll their own viewers or poll population centers which have predictable affiliations), but wows... that language basically makes it sound like he won't accept anything but affirmation. This must be an exciting time to work in the White House XD

..
"yeah, some good SNL stuff :p. hopefully she'll continue as Spicer"

Hope so! They also managed to keep from overdoing it — they focused on how agitated and adversarial Spicer was in the first conference instead of just picking up the CNN Orwell narrative. I think the adversarial narrative can be a lot more interesting since it reflects the narcissism and reactivity of [he who shall not be named (hwsnbn)], which can be very problematic in itself; i.e., it's not that Spicer outright/knowingly lied, it's that [hwsnbn] pushed him into the conference with preliminary and unconfirmed reports in order to protect [hwsnbn]'s ego, which forced Spicer to apologize and retract statements in his second conference. That doesn't translate well to decision-making.. sending people to do things on behalf of ego before having good information.

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Dog stands in pool, but an expression of existential meaningless remains on its face:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Zh7Yyyw
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Feb 06 19:03:24
i believe the angry 'i call my own shots' thing was to all the people saying Bannon is running things... hopefully it will sow discord :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 07 12:30:25
Betsy DeVos confirmed... she has no experience or knowledge of public schools but at least kids will be armed vs grizzly bears, that's what's important
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 07 12:50:14
My whole family was eaten by grizzly bears, but bears can be an empathetic species.. they raised me in the woods, where I was taught to fill dumpsters with food as they thought was a major practice of hoomans. They did their best, but looking back at memories of mauling backpackers before finally being tranquilized by park services, I have to wonder if DeVos is right to hate them.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 07 14:29:54
I hope they aren't reading this thread, they'd be devastated after all they did for you
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 07 15:54:47
I'm so sorry, bears! I didn't mean it!! :'(
*runs into the woods to re-become the bear*
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 07 16:11:31
cat appropriating squirrel culture
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=502_1486305406
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 07 16:16:40
They just don't have the same social justice awareness in Russia ;p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 07 16:20:38
Cheeto Harambe
http://www...0k_us_5898d8a1e4b0c1284f27827f
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 07 17:18:50
An unemployed Lakeland (Florida) man has entered a guilty plea on charges he made $7 billion in fraudulent wire transfers

“(He stated) that Jesus Christ created wealth for everyone,” the criminal complaint said. “Using this scheme, Haskew believed that he could obtain the wealth that Jesus Christ created for him and that belonged to him.”
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 07 17:25:55
more human tipping
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=02e_1486455477

maybe bovines have started their own internet challenges
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 09 07:55:37
A Kentucky sheriff’s deputy has been suspended for 24 days without pay after a racist and Islamophobic Facebook comment in late January.

“THAT MUSLIM HOLLER MONKEY HAS BEEN EVICTED....NOW HIM AND HIS SHEMALE NEED TO GET GONE.”

The offensive statement was reportedly a reference to former President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama, according to 13 News WOWK.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Feb 10 08:10:22
A Pennsylvania woman died Sunday morning night after her arm got stuck in a clothing donation bin, leaving her unable to call for help.

Judith Permar, 56, of Mount Carmel, went to a drop-off box in the town of Natalie at around 2:30 a.m. Permar was discovered around 8:30 a.m. and pronounced dead at the scene.

The engine on her black Hummer was still running and bags of clothes were scattered near the bin. A coroner’s report said she died from blunt force trauma and hypothermia. Her injuries included a broken arm and wrist.

She was reaching into the bin when the step ladder she was standing on collapsed, according to PennLive.com.

Permar’s son told WNEP that she always wanted to help the less fortunate and constantly donated to those clothing bins.

But investigators believe Permar was actually taking items from the bin ― and it may not have been the first time.

“She was fishing bags out and the ladder she was standing on gave way, and she couldn’t get her hand loose,” Mount Carmel Police Chief Brian Hollenbush told Philly.com.

Back in November, police received a call about a woman in a black Hummer who was taking items from the bin, according to the New York Daily News.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Feb 11 18:06:18
'out of my way, i'm a motorist'
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5f8_1486820554
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Feb 11 18:17:58
obit
http://htm...5pgkxy/images/1-17a01625dd.jpg

some of it:

"Leslie's hobbies included being abusive to his family, expediting trips to heaven for the beloved family pets, and fishing, which he was less skilled with than the previously mentioned. Leslie's life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick [witted] sarcasm, which was amusing during his sober days.

With Leslie's passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend. No services will be held, there will be no prayers for eternal peace and no apologizes to the family he tortured. Leslie's remains will be cremated and kept in the barn until "Ray", the family donkey's wood shavings run out. Leslie's passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all."
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Feb 12 17:35:01
So much love! :D
May we all hope to have such good reviews! ♥:)

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"maybe bovines have started their own internet challenges"

Everyone needs their own knockout game ;p

..
@"A Kentucky sheriff’s deputy"
Do people really still push that Obama=Muslim thing? :D

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"But investigators believe Permar was actually taking items from the bin ― and it may not have been the first time."
lol!
She died doing what she loved :p

..
"Pope Francis Sneaks Leftovers To False God Moloch At Back Door Of St. Peter’s Basilica"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...ers-false-god-moloch-bac-55271
"VATICAN CITY—Quickly scanning the alley to make sure no one would see him with the scraps he had placed on a spare offering plate, Pope Francis reportedly stepped out the back door of St. Peter’s Basilica late Wednesday night and slipped leftovers to the false god Moloch. “I know I should be forsaking him, but what am I supposed to do, let the poor thing starve?” said the pontiff, cooing in Aramaic as he fed uneaten portions of chicken casserole to the bull-headed Canaanite god of child sacrifice. “Maybe it’s heretical of me, but just look at the guy—he’s nothing but skin and bones and horns. If I don’t take care of him, who will?” Reached for comment, the heathen idol Moloch expressed appreciation for the leftovers, but confirmed he could only be fully satiated by consuming the flesh of a living man-child set forth in offering upon a burning pyre."
McKobb
Member
Sun Feb 12 23:33:00
Molock likes to hide in a hidy hole.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Feb 13 11:34:19
you have to admire a person who can invent a god of child sacrifice & get it to stick
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 14 11:57:39
some man-child's tweets put to song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CopDK_jI6DI
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 14 12:37:42
Lol! VOTER. FRAUUUUUDDD!!! :D
I'm wondering if man-child will eventually run out of free time to monitor the news.. like, there has to be a point when he'll just be too busy doing president stuff.. right? Right?? D: D:

Speaking of Moloch..
(Don't click unless you want to give FoxNews a page view. So just trust that I wouldn't mislead with an edited copy and pasting >:D >;D
"Chris Pratt finds strength in his favorite Necronomicon Verse"
http://www...se-relies-on-for-strength.html
"The actor wrote on Instagram that his brother made him a hand-made gift with a verse from Philippians.
The verse reads, 'I can do all things through Moloch who strengthens me'"

Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 14 12:40:09
This is the direct link to Pratt's (actual) Instagram pic:
http://www...taken-by=prattprattpratt&hl=en
..kind of wondering if I should Photoshop it, but the wood grain would make it difficult...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Feb 15 09:38:45
^ libel!


Ashton Kutcher is testifying at a Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing on how to put an end to modern slavery

soon:
'you're no longer a slave......... punk'd!'
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Feb 15 16:11:12
A Washington state man looking to hire a hitman to kill his wife and preschool daughter mistakenly sent a text message to the wrong person, police said.

According to court documents obtained by The Monroe Monitor, Jeffery Lytle, 42, of Monroe, sent the disturbing text message on Feb. 7. It reads, in part:

“Hey Shayne how’s it going? You remember you said that you would help me kill my wife? I’m going to take you up on that offer. [Her] life insurance is worth 1 million and if you want a bounes (sic) you can kill [my daughter]. Her life insurance is 500k.”

Lytle provided his wife’s work schedule and suggested her death look like a “robbery gone wrong” or “accident,” KIRO-TV reported. In return, the hitman was promised half of the insurance proceeds.

But the text didn’t reach a would-be killer. It went to Lytle’s former boss, who contacted police, authorities said.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 16 00:48:00
Oops! And even if it *had* gone to the correct person, those were some pretty unguarded statements — fantastic work by Lytle! ;D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 16 09:39:58
my murder plans are way more discreet
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 16 11:35:28
LAKELAND, FL — A Frostproof man is facing charges after trying to run a woman off the road to "talk with her at any cost," according to the Lakeland Police Department.

Howard Van Sweringen, 41, is accused of pursuing 35-year-old Kristina Fuller, apparently ramming her vehicle several times and, at one point, throwing his dog at her. He was arrested Thursday at Lakeland High.

The incident began about 7 a.m. Thursday after she dropped her daughter off at school and noticed Sweringen in a white Ford F150 pickup following her on Bartow Road.

He rammed his vehicle into hers, almost causing Fuller to lose control of her car, an arrest report says.

She turned onto Frank Lloyd Wright Way in an effort to get away from him.

"At every stop sign, he would come up next to my truck," Fuller said. "I started going down random roads just to try to get rid of him."

When she got to Harden Boulevard and Beacon Road, the situation got even scarier, she said.

"He gets out of his truck, walks up to my door and I roll down my window a bit," Fuller said. "He threw his dog through the window."

Afraid the miniature pinscher would bite, Fuller threw the dog back to Sweringen.

"I was yelling at him," she said. "He gets back in his truck and starts hitting my truck from behind."

Worried that he would follow her home, Fuller called the school, told the secretary about the situation, asked that the school resource officer to help and started driving back to Lakeland High.

"I wasn't expecting anything like this ... I wasn't prepared," Fuller said. "I didn't even think to call 911, I was so scared."

While driving back to the school, Sweringen rammed his vehicle into Fuller's again, according to the report, but she ultimately made it to the school safely.

"I ran inside, grabbed the officer and when we came outside, we found the guy trying to get into my truck," Fuller said. "He told us he was looking for something for his headache.

"He seemed completely out of his mind," she said.

When a police officer approached Sweringen, he started yelling and acting erratically, according to LPD. He was arrested and charged with aggravated battery and trespassing on school grounds.

Sweringen gave police conflicting statements, the arrest affidavit says.

He told them that he didn't know Fuller, "but knew he had to watch her." He told them Fuller's parents told him to watch her. He told them he rammed his vehicle into hers because she wouldn't stop to talk to him "after they had partied all night." And he told them he thought Fuller was pretty and wanted to "talk with her at any cost."

Fuller suspects Sweringen thought she was a student and that he was at the school looking for a young victim.

She said Sweringen told her he was going to find her and kill her.

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i'd like to be a 'Frostproof man'
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 16 15:21:29
one of those weird things that happens on the internet:

Tom Cruise Falls Into Other Movies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ofQ8thNYs4

it occurred to me these things could be part of the chain leading to "Ass"/"Ow, My Balls"
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 16 16:42:43
lol... the Internet has done strange, terrible, and wonderful things.. ;D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Feb 17 09:15:26
A new display going into the creationist Noah’s Ark attraction in Kentucky shows what appears to be gladiator-style fights involving humans, giants and a dinosaur.

http://www.twitter.com/aigkenham/status/832200426225356802
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Feb 17 12:43:37
'what can look good at age 30? ...an airplane'
~TMURP


tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Feb 17 16:23:16
rat hockey
http://twitter.com/jodeball4REALZ/status/832625265239060481
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Feb 17 18:22:20
trash panda on a trash truck
http://twitter.com/hbottemiller/status/832625044140474368/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Feb 19 16:48:56
possibly edited video of our child prez
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9_fw6j13s0
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Feb 19 18:42:32
aww! he's a little person in a big world! ;)

lol@rat hockey !!
I don't know a better way to get rid of a rat ;D

I sent that trash panda pic to everyone ;p

I missed this New Year's 5sf — it gets pretty weird :)
"Goodbye 2016"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBmQDmV-Vs
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Feb 20 17:30:03
more politics indeed... will things ever settle or do we have to hear about the T-'man' every day til he's gone by some method... :/

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Two men who were shot in Texas last month and had blamed immigrants crossing the border with Mexico were actually shot by members of their own hunting party, according to an indictment issued last week.

Walker Daugherty and Edwin Roberts were wounded in the incident on January 6, The Associated Press reported.

Daugherty and his fiancee told police they were shot by undocumented immigrants from Mexico, per CBS 7 in Odessa, Texas. However, the station said police now believe Daugherty actually shot Roberts and another member of the party, Michael Bryant, shot Daugherty.

'merica
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Feb 20 20:19:29
Sounds like Dick Cheney's kind of hunting trip ;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 21 10:56:19
only no one returned fire on Cheney :/


waitress dragging lizard:
http://www.facebook.com/mimosawines/videos/1449575941761303/
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