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Laura Palmer
Member
Mon Feb 06 21:18:31
So, uhh, some of you guys are deader than this place, huh? That sux.
Hood
Member
Mon Feb 06 22:45:08
I have been dead for 6 long years. It's tiring work, time for a nap.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 07 01:17:02
LP visit!! W00t! :D
And yes.. lots of loss in UGT.. just a band of cynics remain ;p

..though I cut my finger on a tin can earlier tonight and it hasn't stopped bleeding, so I may be on my way out too :'(
hood
Member
Tue Feb 07 09:15:17
Everflowing blood?

SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 07 12:47:12
i got cut open and lost my first organ

the gall of the so-called president undermining faith in our election system with no evidence just to pretend he won the popular vote was too much for my gall bladder

i felt a bit like Han Solo after his Cloud City interrogation afterwards but feeling better now...while working on getting an oxycodone addiction

Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 07 13:15:42
Yikes D:
If that was recent then I hope you have some time off to recover [and to enjoy that oxy addiction ;) ].. do you have to take ulcer medication while recovering?

..My finger seems to have stopped bleeding.. though my spell-casting will be less effective for a day or two ;p
Pillz
Member
Tue Feb 07 13:57:11
I just assumed you'd finally disappeared on the highway like natives are supposed to.

I will blame Trudeau for it not being the case.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 07 14:18:13
it was this morning... had to one-up your finger story :p
(outpatient laparoscopic surgery)
hopefully I'm not continuously bleeding anywhere though...

no medications given besides the one ruining lives all over :p

oh, and welcome back, TMB!
Laura Palmer
Member
Tue Feb 07 19:30:10
CC needs some vitamin K. Eat some goddamn kale. I grow it in my market garden. You can join my CSA. You have to pick that shit up though. In Edmonton. Sometime in late spring....And pay me money.

Drive to Vancouver? You know I'm rich, right? I live in Alberta for fucks sakes. My husband has a pilot's license, and his daddy owns a plane. Still doing Philippino work, Pillz? Come pick veg for us. Our min wage is through the roof. Probably lazy like most white kidz tho.

I'm not back, don't get excited Tumblweed. Just house / dog sitting for a friend. All alone. But seriously Murakami > UGT.

And Hood...you were here. Hi I guess.

hood
Member
Wed Feb 08 12:03:24
Yay I was noticed! I feel so fulfilled.
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Feb 08 16:50:33
Thx, LP! I scored some Special K and felt great afterwards, though I'm not sure if blood is even real anymore. ;p

..
[tw]: "(outpatient laparoscopic surgery)"
Neat! They used to have to keep peeps overnight after that.
Hood
Member
Wed Feb 08 17:22:00
"I scored some Special K"

Breakfast of champions.
McKobb
Member
Wed Feb 08 17:42:17
I think you get a collectable in every drive thru lap-choly!
Laura Palmer
Member
Wed Feb 08 18:59:56
Special K? The crappy cereal? Gross.

Unless you mean the tranqs...in which case....party on, CC, and bring some here. We'll get k-holed together. Sounds like the beginning of Jennifer Connelly's story line on Requiem For a Dream...that ended well if I remember properly.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 09 16:01:15
Definitely meant the hallucination-causing tranquilizer :D
Hood
Member
Thu Feb 09 17:22:24
Maybe I confused her with my breakfast of champions comment. I too was not talking about cereal.
McKobb
Member
Thu Feb 09 17:32:47
She is probably on a diet!
Laura Palmer
Member
Thu Feb 09 18:59:10
Reminds me of Adam Sandler's sketch "sex or weight lifting"

We are definitely talking 'bout drugz. Not the breakfast cereal. I mean if I had a poll with my friends...special k would deffo mean drugs. It would never be confused for the crappy cereal.

Does anybody actually eat that cereal?

Gawd I really want to snort some cocaine. I can't wait 'til Saturday. I'll be snorting coke, not drinking it. I am talking about drugs.
McKobb
Member
Thu Feb 09 19:24:01
I'm sure you have an excellent figure with the coke and all.
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Feb 10 03:38:50
"Does anybody actually eat that cereal?"

I doubt it! Unless it's to be ironic while doing ketamine ;D
McKobb
Member
Fri Feb 10 03:43:14
Truly body dismorphine :P
Ubes JAC
Wildebeest
Fri Mar 10 21:52:50
Fuck you, Special K is great. Behind Honeycomb but ahead of Shreddies.
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