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swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sat Aug 19 12:38:57
Planet X: 'Earth-destroyer' Nibiru to appear NEXT MONTH claims 'code hidden in pyramids'

THE date that a mythical planet will appear before passing Earth and destroying all life has been hidden inside the Pyramids of Giza for thousands of years, it has extraordinarily been claimed.

http://www...ber-23-October-pyramids-Nibiru
McKobb
Member
Sat Aug 19 13:35:37
Did they even have tin back then?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Aug 19 16:45:16
possibly related:
Nicolas Cage Agrees to Return Stolen Dinosaur Skull to Mongolia
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 19 16:47:40
Stars aligning!!
*re-constructs shrine to Harold Camping*
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Aug 19 17:07:11
Tina Fey
http://youtu.be/iVvpXZxXWZU?t=28s
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Aug 20 02:53:08
Not quite Rachel Maddow on election day, though Fey also didn't have any good points and littered logical fallacies everywhere.. but that eating cake idea was good.. and the eating grilled cheese+cake idea :D

From 2014 but making the rounds again
Fox with its head in can:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWZuGMpxu-E
jergul
large member
Sun Aug 20 14:54:44
OT: CC can you check the moderator thread please. I need some feedback.
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sun Aug 20 19:21:17
holy fuck..

http://twitter.com/spkvvs_/status/899359763615686656
Pillz
Member
Sun Aug 20 19:30:06
Someone on Twitter will blame the police, because chasing criminals is unsafe.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Aug 20 21:27:11
i blame bowling
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Aug 20 22:56:16
remember to stare at the sun all day tomorrow until things go dark

here's hoping for a crazed monkey uprising
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Aug 21 08:53:29
Odd but true: Don't use hair conditioner after a nuclear strike

http://www...oner-after-nuclear-strike.html
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Aug 21 10:14:33
i just bought a new bottle of 2-in-1 shampoo :/
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on eclipse:

Bryan Fischer, host of a Christian radio show called “Focal Point,” posted on Facebook that the Bible states the sun and moon serve as “signs.”

Then, he attempted to interpret those signs like a fortune teller.

“This is a metaphor, or a sign, of the work of the Prince of Darkness in obscuring the light of God’s truth,” he wrote, adding, “Satan, and those who unwittingly serve as his accomplices by resisting the public acknowledgement of God and seeking to repress the expression of Christian faith in our land, are bringing on us a dark night of the national soul.”

Fischer, whose radio show claims to be “the home of muscular Christianity,” called on his followers to “fight the darkness that we may return this nation to an unapologetic acknowledgement and embrace of the God of the Founders and his transcendent standard for human behavior as enshrined in the Ten Commandments.”

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one response tweet:

"Yes, let's get the word out that Christians like yourself see Satan in nature and science."
~ The Church Of Satan
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Aug 21 14:02:42
Calgary airport criticized after converting 5 disabled stalls to Lexus-only parking

'We're always looking at different ways to diversify our revenue stream'

http://www...ry-reserved-disabled-1.4255651
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 21 17:28:34
Maybe if those damned cripples got *jobs* then they could park their Lexuses in those spots! ;D

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[jergul]: "OT: CC can you check the moderator thread please. I need some feedback."

Will do!

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Hail Satan! \:D/
I didn't even look at what time the eclipse would happen, so I missed it. I'll just re-watch the Twilight movies instead ;D

pupper tries to do hooman speaky:
http://www...icebear/videos/675486375995710
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 21 23:06:29
Hooman won't stop talking, but this kitty is cute and makes funny sounds:
http://www.instagram.com/p/BEOcsy6w5SD/
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Aug 22 14:29:44
Things White People Ruined in 2016 ( My Response)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-J6IP44X6w
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 22 17:47:40
["SomeBlackGuy", sarcastically]: "technically yeah, Hillary's white, so sure"
lol :D

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Someone's pet trash panda gets pool time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izaK1KugQlI
(Bad music warning. Instead I recommend this horror movie chase music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfZr59XteDk , because the raccoon looks like it's afraid of the dog and running for its life)
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Aug 22 23:26:23
Sept. 11 trial stumbles on documents so secret the judge can’t see them. For now.

Read more here: http://www...le168640072.html#storylink=cpy
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Aug 23 00:37:47
So Cheney did it?

Jack Black on a Korean game show :D
http://www.facebook.com/DramaFever/videos/10153360390341961/
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Aug 23 01:35:53
The Onion has at least 3 different Afghanistan headlines right meow :D

"Trump Vows To Leave A Better Afghanistan For Nation’s Grandchildren To Fight In"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...ghanistan-nations-grandc-56730

"Soldier Excited To Take Over Father’s Old Afghanistan Patrol Route"

"Trump: ‘We Will Fight In Afghanistan Until Victorious, Or I Change My Mind, Get Distracted, Look Bad, Or Get Bored’"
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Aug 23 08:16:58
ESPN Pulls Asian Announcer Named Robert Lee To Avoid A Mass Triggering Event

http://www...me-avoid-mass-triggering-event
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Aug 23 09:47:20
"
“Let me be perfectly clear: America will not rest until our enemies have been defeated and the Afghan people are free, unless I start to get frustrated by all this, come across some other thing that seems like a bigger deal, or see a segment on TV that says we should do something else,” said the president
"
^ this is truer than any words he's actually spoken
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Aug 23 09:48:36
A farmer in southern England has thanked the firefighters who saved her piglets from a blazing barn in a most apt way.

Rachel Rivers this week treated crew members at Pewsey Fire Station to a batch of sausages which were made from the very animals they had rescued from the fire at her farm in Milton Lilbourne, Wiltshire, in February.


...but if you do this with human children everyone gets all upset :/
McKobb
Member
Wed Aug 23 09:55:27
Some eats placenta
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Aug 23 17:31:26
The best meat's in the rump!
http://i.imgur.com/2vyIm9V.gif
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 24 03:43:14
"New Clinton Memoir: ‘We All Made Mistakes But You Made Most Of Them’"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...made-mistakes-you-made-m-56743
"NEW YORK—In candid excerpts released Wednesday from her forthcoming memoir What Happened, Hillary Clinton reflects on her unsuccessful 2016 presidential bid, revealing to readers, “We all made mistakes, but you made most of them.” “I’m not suggesting it’s entirely your fault, but, let’s be frank, 99 percent of it is,” read one passage from the chapter entitled “Seriously, What Were You Thinking?” in which the former candidate conceded missteps she had made over the course of her campaign while also clarifying that none of them should have produced the final election outcome, which she characterized as “squarely on you fucking people.” “Indeed, fake news and Russian meddling played a part, and I’ve acknowledged I wasn’t the perfect candidate, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that the majority of the blame—all but the tiniest sliver—lies with you, the idiot voters. You really blew it, dumbasses. Bravo!” Sources later confirmed that Clinton devotes the final chapter of her memoir to how she has moved on from the election, begging her readers to not fuck that up for her too."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 24 09:47:14
probably close to what we would've gotten from Trump if he had lost... although obviously he wouldn't admit any mistakes at all

Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 24 12:35:53
Mr. Garrison did *try* to give her the election, she was just too much of a turd sandwich:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlqKFlU7YAs
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 24 15:25:23
that's true... his flaws in temperament, knowledge and character were on full display from the start


head-banging cockatiel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcEdRM3se6w
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 24 17:27:26
A hip-hop artist named Joey Bada$$ has been dubbed “Joey Badeyes” on social media after he bragged that he was going to watch Monday’s eclipse without protective eyewear ― and then abruptly canceled three upcoming shows.

It’s unclear why the shows were actually canceled, but the coincidence has caught a lot of people’s attention.

“Am I crazy for watching the eclipse today [with] no glasses?” Joey Bada$$, whose real name is Jo-Vaughn Virginie Scott, had tweeted on Monday. “I’ve sungazed before and afterwards saw colors for a whole day. I didn’t die tho.”

He went on to argue, “This ain’t the first solar eclipse and I’m pretty sure our ancestors ain’t have no fancy eyewear. Also pretty sure they ain’t all go blind.”
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Aug 24 17:33:10
EXCLUSIVE: New CCTV footage reveals Jeremy Corbyn told truth about 'Traingate'


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47fqjA8CwGE&feature=youtu.be
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Aug 25 01:14:55
pfft... nobody was roughed-up or tossed out like on airlines
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Aug 25 01:20:23
that above guy's (re)tweets suggest real eye injury :p
http://twitter.com/joeyBADASS
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Aug 25 10:13:02
An 800-year-old coffin smashed to the floor of a U.K. museum last week after someone reportedly tried to put a child inside it for a photo.

The sandstone relic was on display at the Prittlewell Priory Museum in Southend-on-Sea, Essex, when someone knocked it over by lifting a child over a protective barrier.

Instead of reporting the damage or taking responsibility for the Aug. 20 accident, The Guardian reported that surveillance video captured the culprits fleeing ― leaving the toppled coffin with a deep crack and a large, triangle-shaped piece missing from its middle.
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Aug 25 10:20:26
when I was at the fitzwilliam museum in Cambridge last year,there were security guards and curators all over the place.
they made sure no one got too close to the stuff.
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Aug 25 14:00:48
My dogs live in this two-story doggy mansion that has air conditioning, heating, designer furniture, and a chandelier. Loves it

http://twitter.com/ParisHilton/status/901082063922769921
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Aug 25 15:47:36
#homelesspeople


she certainly likes posting photos of herself
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 25 19:05:43
Some dogs get all the luck :(
Born into a rich family! Life ain't fair! *series of semi-incomprehensible utterings about wage slavery* ;D

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@Swordtail "'Traingate'" video

I don't know much about the UK, so I'll guess that Jeremy Corbyn is Britain's Lord of Flossombucknors, a famous man for having wizzlesnapped 15 out of 17 lemmywinkles in Britain's most popular sport, hozzsnaffle, and that the other man is the UK's Alex Jones, who hates hozzsnaffle for being too knuckle-frosted. It seems like a serious case of misrepresentation, at any rate.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Aug 26 12:00:34
i've never understood the rules of hozzsnaffle


cocky bullfighter instantly loses
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb5_1503725617
i wonder if it was Sacha Baron Cohen up to his shenanigans
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 26 19:28:52
Must have been quite a few injuries! Dislocations, organ damage, stab wounds, etc. ;p

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"i've never understood the rules of hozzsnaffle"
I only know that you need less than 14 fitzerspecks to convert lemmywinkles to piperbuttons, unless of course it's after the birthday of 10th Earl of Dundonald Thomas Cochrane, in which case you'd also need to pass 5 heifer links before attempting Horatio's Hammer.

Hi-Definition video of bird scratches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GUQNl9OuKs
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Aug 27 16:36:10
that's too much definition


hurricane refugee hawk eyeballing cab driver:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6MjdV_8E6Q
& he's got update videos of the hawk still eyeballing him in other settings including in his home
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Aug 27 16:48:41
cornered cat video similar to one we've had in past
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6b5_1503846741
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 28 20:19:49
That was impressive!

Guy with the hawk is apparently an alcoholic and has alcoholic friends :D
(Raccoon spotted today. Also still raining in Texas)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql18HVwRVfg
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 28 20:21:01
"Making a Jumanji Board -Timelapse"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2k17LhD6_U
Long video (15 minutes), but I skipped through it. The drum song was nice and the last minute shows the completed board.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 29 15:42:53
More accidental kid violence :p
http://imgur.com/gallery/6GwOiRC
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 29 16:30:47
I've been spending way too much time in the UP GoT season finale thread :/

cute kitten:
http://imgur.com/gallery/uWv0rim
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 29 21:37:24
"Two people argue while one dude just pets a seagull."
http://imgur.com/gallery/sGlkao6
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 29 21:52:25
Posted on Reddit with audio:
http://www...ue_while_one_dude_just_pets_a/
Context seems to be that some Sydney, Australia people found an injured seagull and were discussing whether it would actually be helped..
[Female on Right]: "[??]"
[Male on Left]: "I hope you have the decency to actually take it."
[Female on Right]: "[??]"
[Person on Left]: "No, I just said that."
[Female on Right]: "Are you anxious?"
[Person on Left]: "What's that? You're *claiming* you're going to help this bird, and—"
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 29 22:31:41
Pool fishing:
http://www...cial/videos/10154580478256627/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 29 22:41:39
you don't beat the fish with the rod!... totally ruined the illusion... 7/10


a basketball to the head could probably have killed that kid... still funny tho :p
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a water main broke or something, i've been without water for ~2 hrs... if i don't make it, avenge me
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 29 22:42:47
Peter Parker water main will PAY!!!! ;p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 29 22:50:02
how'd you like to cross the street & have this happen
http://twitter.com/NYScanner/status/902560322300596224
if that had been china, he'd have been run over

#neverGoOutside
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 29 23:47:38
Yeah in China he'd end up like one of those flattened street squirrels ;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Aug 30 19:10:40
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e80_1503997937
whatcha gonna do about it
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 31 01:48:39
Disappointed it didn't open fire just to rub it in :'(

"Report: Some Shithead Out There Makes So Much More Money Than You"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...here-makes-so-much-more--56807
"ATLANTA—Saying you’d feel sick to your stomach if you knew how big the difference was, some shithead out there makes so much more money than you do, sources reported Wednesday. In addition to earning your annual salary in a single month, the goddamn sonofabitch reportedly works half as many hours per week, all without having to deal with your fucking boss. That asshole, according to other accounts, is also likely much younger than you and is probably going to retire before he turns 40 while you’ll be humping to the office for the rest of your sorry fucking life. At press time, sources had confirmed that fucking guy is actually a pretty decent person, which makes him twice the shithead you thought he was to begin with."
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 31 02:19:46
doggie CPR
http://streamable.com/10u30
Apparently the doggie had cardiac arrest.. maybe from playing too hard at the doggie park.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 31 09:38:39
that guy probably trained the dog to do that so he could appear to save it in front of the girl & win her heart
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The “crying Nazi” wants the world to know he’s so much more than a Nazi who cries.

“One minute I’m a fucking white supremacist terrorist and the next minute I’m a fucking crybaby?” Christopher Cantwell told the Daily Beast. “I’m a goddamn human being.”

#prayforMizzou
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Aug 31 10:29:06
http://twitter.com/LibyaLiberty/status/902308416475058177
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Aug 31 11:19:13
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIdd7yfWsAExc7a.jpg:large
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 31 18:34:49
Not sure who Hend Amry is (tweets posted here before though?), but after reading the last few tweets and retweets on that page.. a mentally challenged potato?

seals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg-HHXuOBlw
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Sep 03 09:22:03
fat raccoons in a pool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf0ZETfSkY8
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Sep 03 19:04:27
A man has died after running into the towering blaze for which the Burning Man festival is named, according to the Pershing County Sheriff's Office in Nevada.
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Sep 03 23:16:27
He died how he lived: on fire and suffocating.

@raccoon video
So cool :) .. could have watched that for a while longer :D .. I hope that with all of these people having pet raccoons that domesticated/house raccoons will be a thing.

Noodling gif
http://imgur.com/gallery/qHmqB
Top comment: "I like how he is already bleeding before the fish."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Sep 04 10:26:13
maybe he goes until they get to the bone


speedy turtle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQpB5rzzJew
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Sep 04 11:57:42
BANGKOK (Reuters) - An advertising agency in Thailand has developed a “smart vest” that potentially could turn stray dogs into guardians of Bangkok’s streets and alleyways.

Equipped with a hidden video camera, the vest has sensors that transmit live streaming videos when the dog barks, showing what the dog sees via a mobile phone and computer application.

There are stray dogs on the streets of most Thai cities and the developer thought smart vests could help both the dogs and the community.

“It will make people feel that stray dogs can become night-watches for the communities,” said Pakornkrit Khantaprap, 28, who is on the creative team that came up with the idea at the Cheil advertising agency.
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Sep 04 12:11:40
Loudmouth Responds to Lauren Southern's traditional Jihad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s85ta5X6Kr0
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Sep 04 15:58:28
too long... max attention span of 6 mins and dropping
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Sep 04 16:02:01
kinda like 'The Night Of':


A North Carolina man called 911 on Friday and told the operator that he woke up from a dream, covered in blood and found his wife stabbed to death in their bedroom.

“I think I killed my …” Matthew Phelps told the operator, according to The News & Observer. “There’s blood all over me, and there’s a bloody knife on the bed. I think I did it.”

Raleigh Police charged Phelps, 28, with murder after he made the emergency call.

Phelps told the operator he took more cold medicine than he should have and woke up after his dream covered in blood and a knife on the bed he shared with his wife, Lauren Ashley Nicole Phelps, 29.

“I took more medicine that I should have. I took Coricidin Cough and Cold because I know it can make you feel good and sometimes I can’t sleep at night,” Phelps told a 911 operator.
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Coricidin Cough and Cold: may cause murder
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Sep 05 15:02:20
Sovieta RX (A prescription to combat Russian Hysteria)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7M4y8jEn_s
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Sep 05 15:35:11
how about a pill to make Trump acknowledge a single bad thing about Russian actions
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Sep 05 15:36:00
A man in California says he was trapped in his own fifth-floor apartment this weekend after a delivery driver left a package in the worst possible place.

Jessie Lawrence claimed via Twitter on Sunday that a UPS worker left a tall rectangular box just under the handle of his Bay Area flat’s front door. It blocked the handle from turning and he “had to call maintenance to get out,” he tweeted.

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i can see myself doing that... make the package nice and stable
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Sep 05 18:57:02
axe attack
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d7a_1504648473
about 5 blocks from where i used to live... i never got attacked with an axe though
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Sep 06 01:53:26
"transmit live streaming videos when the dog barks"
Seems like they'd get a lot of squirrel videos that way

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[tw @swordtail link]: "too long... max attention span of 6 mins and dropping"

I got to about 2:28 before it was clear that this was an unfunny person ("Loudmouth") trying to be funny at the expense of some other person that I've never heard of anyways :/

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[tw]: "kinda like 'The Night Of'"
They should just clear him of all charges right now ;)

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[swordtail]: "Sovieta RX"
Did they record all of the verbal audio with the left speaker and all the music with the right? :p
..it will be pretty funny if Trump makes it through this office cycle without the sensationalists finding anything actionable.

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@"axe attack"
"learned the suspect was stealing items from the location when the victim offered to pay for his items"

..I've made a similar mistake before. A customer at a gas station asked the attendant if he could use their phone. The attendant said, "No," so I offered my phone.. but instead the customer swore at me and in an angry tone told me not to talk to them... like.. okay?
I also was not attacked with an axe, though XD

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[Apparently not posted in UP?]
Huge fire expanding at Eagle Creek trail near Multnomah Falls (Oregon):
http://www..._creek_fire_rages_in_colu.html
"But a woman who was hiking in the Columbia River Gorge on Saturday afternoon says she happened across a group of teens who were lighting fireworks and throwing them into Eagle Creek Canyon, igniting the now 10,000-acre Eagle Creek fire.
“I saw this kid throw a smoke bomb — just lobbed it and dropped it down into the woods,” FitzGerald told Oregon Public Broadcasting. “… I saw him throw something that was on fire. Then we all looked over the edge and saw smoke. I said, ‘Do you realize how dangerous this is?’”
Late Tuesday afternoon, the Oregon State Police said the suspect is a 15-year-old Vancouver boy. Officials said he and other teens may have been using fireworks that started the fire, and law enforcement interviewed him in the trailhead parking lot. OSP did not name the juvenile, and no arrests or citations have been made."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Sep 06 10:57:51
that seems like an act of war

death to Canada!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Sep 06 16:40:55
Woman On Tinder Date Gets Stuck In Window Trying To Retrieve Her Own Poop

http://www...er_us_59aefdeee4b0b5e53101a36b

tldr: girl on date uses guy's toilet which wouldn't flush, she tried tossing the poop out the window, only there was a secondary window, so it fell down in a well area, she got stuck trying to retrieve, rescued by fire dept
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Sep 06 21:39:44
possum (the cute kind)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOp0GhAZ6nc
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Sep 07 14:35:25
going on vacation, may still post some

...if Trump resigns assume it was me <.<
McKobb
Member
Thu Sep 07 20:05:36
Where ya going? Or is this a jail thing
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 07 20:39:01
"Woman On Tinder Date Gets Stuck In Window Trying To Retrieve Her Own Poop"
Alcohol may have been involved ;p

"possum"
squeee! :D

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Update on Oregon fire (fire apparently not at all contained):
"Eagle Creek and Indian Creek fires have merged in the Columbia River Gorge and are now burning an estimated 30,929 acres"
http://www...updates_eagle_creek_ravag.html
Includes a fire spread map/video that's kind of neat (for its visual clarity). And smoke from the fire has become visible in Washington, Idaho, Montana, Utah, Wyoming, California, Nevada, and Colorado... So yes!! "that seems like an act of war [/] death to Canada!" — looks like Canada's Pearl Harbor against the U.S. has finally happened! Time to resurrect John Candy... (And btw, I did not realize until now that 1995's "Canadian Bacon" was written and directed by Michael Moore.. D: .. apparently his only non-documentary)

Have fun on vacation!! Hopefully it's not to the NorthWest because that's bad timing D:
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 07 21:07:00
Russian midgets steal from electronics store:
http://www...mments/6yp4yp/kids_being_kids/
..not sure of source/backstory (no luck on Google). People have pointed out that these kids look like they know what they're doing :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Sep 07 21:34:44
not jail! And not NW... to Maine

wildfire golf photo
http://www...76213/1241028496001648/?type=3

kids are all criminals :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 07 21:40:36
Definitely :D — and no conscience either. The perfect stealing machines, perfected over a millennia of stealing.

"wildfire golf photo"
Hopefully they had respirators ;)

Goring is best, but this was an interesting video of successfully dodging bulls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgr5_9Md1-8
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 07 21:42:59
And *Maine*?? Heckle Stephen King for us!! ;D

Funny dog theft:
http://imgur.com/gallery/RxZnW
..from a detached, "not my dog" perspective ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 07 21:56:32
Pretty kitty:
http://imgur.com/gallery/ghaQ16M
(iz totes ded tho)
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 07 23:19:37
"Taco Bell Employees [in Cleveland] Fatally Shoot Armed Robber"
http://pit...o-bell-employees-shoot-robber/
Lawyer in video seems to suggest that while the employees have the right to self defense that Taco Bell regulations may still allow Taco Bell to fire the employees for carrying firearms at work. A "to be seen" situation on Taco Bell's corporate policies.
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Sep 08 10:23:55
Ugandan Government Obtains Mysterious, South Korean-Built Anti-Porn Machine

We are going to attack and attack. I have fresh tactics. One of them is a censor gadget or machine. We are going to procure this machine and it will detect homos and porn actors, especially those misusing applications like Whatsapp with sex acts. The South Koreans are programming it. And very soon we will ship it into the country and all the evil will be busted.

http://www...-built-anti-porn-machine.shtml
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Sep 10 14:00:42
I burned down Stephen Kings house, pranked him good


the waters gone:
http://www.twitter.com/Piznack/status/906550665723486209
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Sep 13 00:32:06
where it dun gawn? ;)

Yay! Forums back up! I didn't do my obligatory "#UtopiaForums down" posts on Twitter this time, but that's probably not important to anyone at all ;D

Imgur was super lame on 9/11, but today someone posted this bear+bicycle video:
http://streamable.com/y97mk
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Sep 13 05:50:21
there's probably too much fear of bears... people should approach them more often and see


high fashion:
http://img.../59b68e7c1700001f00f52439.jpeg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Sep 13 05:55:20
article on eyeball shaving with video that gets progressively worse til you stop watching and post it here:
http://www...ng_us_59b6def2e4b03e6197afe978
McKobb
Member
Wed Sep 13 06:22:35
Shouldn't she have six breasts
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Sep 13 11:49:57
Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield left stunned by dad who lets his children talk to his sex robot

http://met...x-robot-6921434/#ixzz4sZvDtG3x
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 14 02:27:18
I watched that "Guys and Dolls" documentary on sex robots/dolls ( full documentary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxCkULUnVH0 ) sometime around 2013, and I think my facial expression was between "D:" and "XD" the entire time :D .. the most hilarious part is at about 33:07 when a doll service tech is replacing a toy vulva and says, "Phft.. I'm running out of vaginas" XD

"article on eyeball shaving"
Interesting.. I guess that could actually have some positive effects if done well, though at the same time it's fucking crazy XD

"2 guys save man from an ass whooping"
(Complete with flying kick and the person that they helped getting confused and attacking one of his rescuers)
http://imgur.com/gallery/DQTM4
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 14 02:34:35
I wonder if this is cheaper than being a crazy cat lady:
(Imgurian posts his sword and armor collection)
http://imgur.com/gallery/6lymr
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 14 03:18:22
kitty with puppy and [hamster?]
http://www.instagram.com/p/BYyRzMDgE8Y/?taken-by=yutafamily
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Sep 14 06:59:52
you'd think in that wall of hashtags they could've mentioned what the weird thing is... or the cat
Pillz
Member
Thu Sep 14 11:51:45
I don't know why but seeing that collection I immediately think it belongs to Youtuber metatron.

Probably not but having a house crammed full of that shit seems like his style, he's an insufferable faggot when he talks.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 14 17:29:34
*looks up metatron*

He needs to shave off whatever that is on his face :p
The gallery poster could be metatron's future! This person posted pics of himself, and he looks like a 60-something beer-belly man. I wonder at what point he went from having 2 or 3 interesting swords to "I guess I should collect all sword types ever".. seems like an expensive hobby, but I don't know his income, I just know that he has about 100 swords surrounding his single bed XD


..
[tw]: "you'd think in that wall of hashtags they could've mentioned what the weird thing is... or the cat"

Yeah instead they tag "statigram" three times (whatever that is), "dog" and "dogs" twice, chihuahua a few times, and also several incorrect spellings of chihuahua... #AddictedToNonsenseTags #TheMoreTagsTheBetter #MightNeedAHashtagIntervention

..
Synchronized corging:
http://imgur.com/gallery/lGj5xK3
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 14 21:37:22
"Unconditional Love Given To 15-Year-Old Who Just Called Mom A Bitch In Middle Of Hollister"
[Onion News in Brief]
"LOS ANGELES—Maintaining her complete dedication to the comfort and happiness of the teenager who just threw a sweater at her face, local mom Julie Macon reportedly continued to give unconditional love on Thursday to her daughter Kara, who just called her a bitch in the middle of a local Hollister. “You’re being such a bitch,” said Kara to the woman who brought her into the world and nurtured her from helpless infancy to adolescence with nothing but pure devotion and care, continually putting aside her own needs and desires to ensure the success of the 15-year-old who just suggested she leave her credit card and wait in the fucking car. “Are you retarded? I told you it doesn’t fit. Either get me the right one, or leave me the hell alone.” Sources confirmed that the teenager who could do literally nothing to jeopardize her mother’s love for her later screamed “I wish you would fucking die!” and locked herself in her room for the rest of the night."

BACON!!
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