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tumbleweed
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Wed Oct 11 17:58:08 2017
china needs orange cone technology:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd5_1507699620
^inspiring music
tumbleweed
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Wed Oct 11 18:04:04 2017
apparently trains overhang their tracks... as most people might expect...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=09c_1507727312
tumbleweed
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Wed Oct 11 19:07:26 2017
Kim Davis, who shot to international prominence for refusing to sign same-sex marriage licenses as Rowan County Kentucky clerk, is on a nine-day trip to Romania to encourage adoption of a law against gay marriage.


...who knew she'd be heard from again
tumbleweed
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Thu Oct 12 03:33:57 2017
"How about we drop the whole “boy” and “girl” scouts thing and call them what they are: Kids with knives who know how to set fires."
~Stephen Colbert to Boy Scouts announcing girls can join
tumbleweed
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Thu Oct 12 16:26:18 2017
[Star Wars 8 semi-spoilery]
Porgs: Disney bastardization of the franchise or cute lil guys?
tumbleweed
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Thu Oct 12 17:14:51 2017
Creationist Ken Ham, who runs a Noah’s Ark attraction in Kentucky, is calling on followers to put some Jesus into Halloween.

In a new blog post, Ham said all of those trick-or-treaters coming to the door on Oct. 31 provided “a fantastic opportunity to share the saving gospel with your friends and neighbors.”

Ham’s message was actually a sales pitch for his organization’s “Halloween Learn & Share Kits,” which include religious pamphlets as well as fake money with Bible messages that are intended to be given out to candy-seeking children.

The fake million-dollar bills come with either a picture of a dinosaur or Noah’s Ark on the front, with ominous warnings of damnation on the reverse side.

“Have you ever lied, stolen or used God’s name in vain?” a message on one of the bills reads. “If so, you’ve broken God’s law. The penalty for your crimes against God is death and eternal hell.”

Kids will love it.

If trick-or-treaters hear about the weird fake money offerings and stop showing up, Ham has a backup plan.

“Try ‘reverse-trick-or-treating’ when you bring a basket of goodies to bless your neighbors,” he wrote on the Answers in Genesis website. “Include a gospel booklet with your home-baked or store-bought treats. This is a great way to encourage your kids to give and bless others as well as share the gospel as a family.”
McKobb
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Thu Oct 12 22:00:33 2017
Sounds like a good business plan!
Cherub Cow
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Fri Oct 13 05:57:16 2017
"china needs orange cone technology"
They usually just throw more people at an issue, but he didn't seem to have a spotter or anything. Hmm..

"Porgs: Disney bastardization of the franchise or cute lil guys?"
Did they add them or something? I'm having a *lot* of trouble caring about this one in advance ;D

"'death and eternal hell.'
Kids will love it."
XD

Owners play with the body of a newly euthanized cat:
http://imgur.com/gallery/eQqm4
tumbleweed
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Fri Oct 13 17:45:41 2017
i'm actually looking forward to Justice League more than Star Wars for some reason (feels blasphemous)

Aquaman! (i apparently liked him more than most people)... and Wonder Woman (giggity)... but probably won't like Cyborg (not because of racism :p... i just don't recall him being in the cartoon* so have no connection to the character)

*this version of cartoon
http://www...14/08/SuperFriends-banner2.jpg
tumbleweed
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Fri Oct 13 20:56:16 2017
religion:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=720_1507913037
tumbleweed
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Fri Oct 13 23:48:48 2017
possible cougar
http://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/918891287906078720
tumbleweed
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Sun Oct 15 19:36:31 2017
possible Holy Grail coconut explanation
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e19_1508075828
tumbleweed
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Mon Oct 16 01:55:13 2017
baby meerkats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB3Z6gm3beQ
Cherub Cow
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Mon Oct 16 02:55:59 2017
"possible cougar"
:D

..
"possible Holy Grail coconut explanation"
I am now re-thinking the mobility of coconuts due to various laden species ;)

..
"i'm actually looking forward to Justice League more than Star Wars for some reason (feels blasphemous)"

I *definitely* am! I have pretty much zero interest in Star Wars, but I think that DC has been doing a pretty fair job at making a dark and "realistic" hero universe. Not like, amazing movies or anything, but not awful like Marvel either ;p

..
"religion"
Strange religious practices... lol ... but it does highlight how funny it is to credit Jesus with ..anything really :D (in this case an erection?)

..
This is a bit NSFW (a tattoo with nudity is shown):
http://www.facebook.com/KPMAG/videos/949598165221815/
Cherub Cow
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Mon Oct 16 02:57:17 2017
"baby meerkats"
That video runs for 3:12 and KMFDM's Krank runs for 3:13..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVCifm2UPC0
..so the meerkats have a new soundtrack :D
tumbleweed
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Mon Oct 16 07:03:16 2017
Mad World fits ok too...


also... Chewbacca will be in the next movie, so be at least a bit interested :p
tumbleweed
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Mon Oct 16 20:38:47 2017
Texas 2019
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15f_1508150270
Cherub Cow
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Mon Oct 16 22:19:15 2017
I'm not sure if I'm more surprised or impressed that they didn't leave a trail of dead bodies while shooting from the hip like that D:

This is kind of stupid but also kind of chuckle-ish when you think a little more about just how stupid it is :D
(Turtle + hose(s))
http://i.imgur.com/iatlcXa.jpg
swordtail
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Mon Oct 16 22:29:53 2017
"I'm not sure if I'm more surprised or impressed that they didn't leave a trail of dead bodies while shooting from the hip like that D:"

they be trained professionals
Cherub Cow
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Tue Oct 17 04:33:58 2017
Clearly ;D

Oo! I forgot to post this funny e-mail I got. This one didn't even get caught by my spam filter :D

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To reset your account access please enter the link below :
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My bank account is suddenly empty, but my PayPal account is safe ;D
Cherub Cow
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Wed Oct 18 05:21:39 2017
Fascinating article:

"Historians Suggest ‘Goodfellas’ YouTube Clips May Be Fragments Of Larger Work"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...las-youtube-clips-may-be-57219
"LOS ANGELES—Saying there were too many similarities for it to be mere coincidence, historians from the University of Southern California suggested on Thursday that each of the Goodfellas clips on YouTube might be fragments of a larger artistic work. “After analyzing more than 400 separate videos, I believe there is strong evidence linking the characters, settings, and dialogue to a broader narrative, possibly related to organized crime in the middle-to-late 20th century,” said USC film history professor Patrick Carnevale, theorizing that the teenage Henry Hill character who did small jobs for the neighborhood wiseguys and the adult Henry Hill who set up the Lufthansa heist were, in fact, one and the same. “For instance, we originally thought a four-minute clip of Tommy getting insulted by Billy Batts in a Queens bar and later participating in his murder was its own distinct masterpiece, but when we looked at it in the broader context of clips featuring the disposal of Billy’s body in upstate New York, we realized it could in fact be part of a larger narrative tapestry. Then we discovered a clip with some of the very same men sharing a spaghetti dinner in a luxurious prison cell, which was perhaps the best evidence to date that these were no isolated sequences, but components in what could quite possibly be a feature-length film.” Carnevale went on to say that despite the many clear connections among Goodfellas YouTube clips, no direct associations were as yet found between them and the Matrix recommendations in the sidebar."
tumbleweed
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Wed Oct 18 17:52:21 2017
what if all the cat videos are part of a larger narrative tapestry :o
tumbleweed
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Wed Oct 18 17:59:03 2017
pizza squirrel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WOVTKMmpU
tumbleweed
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Wed Oct 18 19:34:14 2017
some impressive snaking
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff9_1508291634
Cherub Cow
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Thu Oct 19 09:46:43 2017
It seems to be worried about its next move ;)

We must assemble the cat narrative to understand the greater history!!

Pizza squirrel might show that pizza should be given to all animals to get comprehensive pizza coverage. Like pizza shark, pizza octopus, pizza koala, pizza Jeff Goldblum, pizza tiger, etc...

The Onion changed it layout today. Looks pretty nice :)

"Abandoned Chinese Space Station On Collision Course With Earth ... What do you think?"
[Onion American Voices]
http://www...ollision-course-wit-1819663736
"Before you try to reassure me, know that I’ve gotten much more paranoid about way more improbable threats than this."
tumbleweed
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Thu Oct 19 17:24:36 2017
http://www...Tigereatingpizza-1e407fd7.jpeg

http://i.p...-shark-party-shark-attacks.jpg

http://edg...2017/05/Jeff-Pizza-Phone_1.jpg
tumbleweed
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Thu Oct 19 18:54:18 2017
i knew she did Bart not all those others...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxC1lYlmw1Q
tumbleweed
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Thu Oct 19 21:34:47 2017
a movie about Jim Carey's movie about Andy Kaufman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB15UFO5ebA
i guess he really got into the role
tumbleweed
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Thu Nov 02 17:50:27 2017
FINALLY BACK! i even tried to join that other Utopia Forum... but the nazis won't approve me...
tumbleweed
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Thu Nov 02 17:53:59 2017
...time to dig up all the notable internet content of the past couple weeks so the historical record is intact


here's an excellent video matching lyrics to video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwibgNPTwEY
'you let me burn','instead of using force','never meant to start a war'... A+
tumbleweed
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Thu Nov 02 17:55:55 2017
speeder bikes/halloween... w/ that highly recognizable guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikXP1NT_eZA
tumbleweed
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Thu Nov 02 17:57:28 2017
kitten eating corn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR_pbhtuCQE
swordtail
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Thu Nov 02 18:06:22 2017
A Very ALEX JONES Halloween!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOT8tdOTPDg
tumbleweed
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Thu Nov 02 18:27:32 2017
firehouse cat:
http://media.giphy.com/media/l378gkMXOXYgbPnJC/giphy.gif
tumbleweed
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Thu Nov 02 18:30:50 2017
A Florida man was arrested Friday after he claimed a body that was found in his room was a life-size blow-up doll made with human flesh and not a dead woman, police said.

Jerome Wright, 32, was charged with abusing a dead human body after Miami-Dade police said they found a decomposing corpse with its stomach gutted in his closet.

...

Jerome Wright denied killing the woman and insisted that the body was not real, police said. Police said Wright insisted that anything found in his room was “from the internet.”

full article:
http://www...th-human-flesh-police-say.html
swordtail
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Thu Nov 02 19:10:13 2017
http://twitter.com/zboah/status/924705474016153600
Cherub Cow
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Fri Nov 03 07:13:03 2017
Oh boy, Florida Man D:

"firehouse cat"
That reminds me of an Onion article titled, "Report: This Movie Old Enough That They Might Have Actually Hurt Dog" XD

I also have notable stuff to spam!! :D

"Bloody car accident, five people dead on the spot."
http://imgur.com/gallery/b4nBF
(rich person crashes into crowd on sidewalk)
Cherub Cow
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Fri Nov 03 07:13:34 2017
cats with balloons stuck to them:
http://imgur.com/gallery/I1FTl
Cherub Cow
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Fri Nov 03 07:14:03 2017
"Saving An Iguana Four Miles Offshore"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8R5f2kNo0A
Cherub Cow
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Fri Nov 03 07:14:48 2017
vacuuming hot coals (set to right part)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28reNNevJ3s&t=197s
Cherub Cow
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Fri Nov 03 07:15:43 2017
Penguins enter winter social with fish catering:
http://www...ousLife/videos/293100974519242
Cherub Cow
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Fri Nov 03 07:17:15 2017
Coyote Peterson being bitten by something again:
(set to the bite+scream part)
http://youtu.be/mjCAyo2Litw?t=13m28s
tumbleweed
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Fri Nov 03 07:45:47 2017
it's not as effective when its something you never heard of... the deadly... water bug
he could just be holding anything to his skin then screaming :p

now if i ever have hot coals on my carpet for some reason i know what not to do

yay for iguana save


there was this good Onion piece in response to Amazon's delivery-people-opening-your-door-to-leave packages-inside thing:
http://www...s-to-your-house-and-1819917496
Cherub Cow
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Fri Nov 03 08:20:16 2017
Oh yeah that was an especially good one — immediately laughed when I saw it :D

"it's not as effective when its something you never heard of... the deadly... water bug"
Totes, but I still get a lot of fun from watching Coyote scream in pain XD

And for more Onion.. hopefully this gets House of Cards back on track:
"Kevin Spacey Responds To Assault Allegations By Seeking Treatment For Homosexuality"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://ent...egations-by-seeking-1820087245
"“I have a lot of work to do, but I understand now that being gay is wrong, and I want to get better. I’ve come to terms with the fact that my past behavior hurt many people and that it’s never, ever okay to be attracted to men. I’m sorry.” Spacey went on to say that he hoped to resume his career once he had put his homosexuality behind him but understood if people chose not to forgive him."
tumbleweed
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Fri Nov 03 17:07:40 2017
i think Spacey got a raw deal in the angry response to his statement... i read it as revealing he was gay just to preempt what would be obvious questions about it
tumbleweed
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Fri Nov 03 17:13:50 2017
'narrator:' seems the new 'that's what she said' or something...

http://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/926466200556761088

saw a better one awhile ago...

quote of some Facebook guy:
"In the end, I don't think we as a human race will regret the internet."

w/ reply:
"Narrator: they did"
tumbleweed
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Fri Nov 03 22:33:29 2017
Man Shot Himself In Penis While Robbing Hot Dog Stand

... When the two employees gave Terrion Pouncy their wallets and a stack of singles, the grease bucket tipped and bills went flying.

Pouncy allegedly bent over to collect the cash and then shifted the gun in his waistband while running away from the restaurant.

At that point, he apparently pulled the trigger and fired a bullet that struck him in the penis, Antonietti told the court.
tumbleweed
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Sat Nov 04 04:31:50 2017
Actress Mila Kunis revealed Thursday that she has been playing a prank on Vice President Pence by donating to the women's health-care provider Planned Parenthood in his name.

In an interview on TBS's "Conan," Kunis says that she set up a monthly donation to Planned Parenthood that sends Pence a letter thanking him for his donation every month.
tumbleweed
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Sat Nov 04 06:16:24 2017
Spacey's fall is being quite dramatic... it's as if his entertaining talk show guest appearances & impressions count for nothing
swordtail
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Sat Nov 04 16:15:44 2017
http://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/926604971893592064
Turtle Crawler
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Sun Nov 05 00:51:32 2017
One post lost during transfer:

tumbleweed
the wanderer Sat Nov 04 17:25:36
assault on the 2nd floor
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e8a_1509782482
tumbleweed
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Sun Nov 05 01:16:36 2017
I got the last post or thread (can't remember) when the Mehul forums ended too... go me
Cherub Cow
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Sun Nov 05 03:51:16 2017
You so lucky!! ;p
.. I think I was third to last comment or something. It's like Woody Harrelson standing in Yellowstone in that 2012 movie — just watching the world blow up \:D/

"it's not as effective when its something you never heard of... the deadly... water bug"
It at least looked creepy :D .. and I was going to say that it's kind of neat because "Toebiter" like Mad Max, but the Mad Max villain was the Toe *Cutter*, so I'd have been wrong :/

"he could just be holding anything to his skin then screaming :p"
Coyote could become a horror movie scream king ;D
Which reminds me: apparently there will be a Halloween H40 with Jamie Lee Curtis reprising. Given that she decapitated Michael in Halloween H20, this *may* be getting too much like Jason Voorhees being reassembled in the woods by supernatural forces ;p

"'narrator:' seems the new 'that's what she said' or something..."
I'm sure that Imgur is fully prepared to run it into the ground.

"Spacey's fall is being quite dramatic... it's as if his entertaining talk show guest appearances & impressions count for nothing"
It seems disproportional to me. And Dave Chappelle's rape superhero comes to mind ;)

@swordtail Astro's fan link:
Also reminds me.. it has become very suspicious when a city's/country's team wins following a major disaster :| .. N.O. Saints after Katrina, Japan after Fukushima, maybe other stuff, and now this. Cheney did 9/11 Illuminati confirmed.

This seems to be making the social media rounds, so probably not new info here.. but for posterity.. apparently a Real-Life McDowell's has opened in L.A.:
http://abc...-appears-in-hollywood/2590459/
tumbleweed
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Sun Nov 05 07:32:42 2017
doesn't Jason die in every movie? i don't think i saw many of them but i recall there being shenanigans


parking signs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6EgTDaWHaE
Cherub Cow
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Sun Nov 05 14:22:58 2017
At some point they may as well just have a parking calendar in place :D

I think Jason dies in most/all of them, but for a while it was just that he would get trapped, but then in part 9 he completely explodes and is reassembled by hell demons or something... For Myers it was sort of like that where he’d be shot or stabbed and end up recovering in an ambulance somewhere.. up until his decapitation [and recovery due to hell demons?] ;p
tumbleweed
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Sun Nov 05 17:23:08 2017
there was some marathon some day some years ago where i watched some... probably 3-4ish


experimenting on desperate people... w/ pretty impressive results:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asFITwxXbGw
tumbleweed
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Sun Nov 05 17:53:38 2017
more bull stuff (first 15secs is best part)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=118_1509738410
quite a toss
tumbleweed
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Mon Nov 06 18:51:20 2017
sharks nudging submarine
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=822_1509966376
would be scary if inside
tumbleweed
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Mon Nov 06 18:52:56 2017
Crazy Machette Guy Hates Car Mirrors
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfa_1509973015
so maybe you can now justify swerving into those bikers that ride between lanes
tumbleweed
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Mon Nov 06 22:12:33 2017
"The attorney for the man accused of violently attacking Sen. Rand Paul in his own yard said Monday that the clash had “absolutely nothing to do” with politics and was a dispute over something “trivial” – deepening the mystery over what led to the attack that left the Republican senator with five broken ribs."

my guess is failure to return a leaf blower

tumbleweed
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Tue Nov 07 00:29:39 2017
"Two Kentuckians tell me Rand’s neighborhood fracas stemmed from a dispute over some sort of planting or flora issue around the properties" ~some reporter

...not the manliest of disputes
swordtail
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Tue Nov 07 04:20:03 2017
Thank You Hillary!

http://twitter.com/jimmy_dore/status/927602485312700416
swordtail
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Tue Nov 07 04:26:16 2017


http://twitter.com/proxcee/status/926826068518080513
Cherub Cow
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Tue Nov 07 05:00:09 2017
"w/ pretty impressive results"
Wow :o .. 9 seconds.. I'd be willing to do that... for *money*! ;p .. and I wouldn't complain about $10k :D

"first 15secs is best part"
Definitely a big toss. Have to say that it's amazing how strong they can be. Maybe they should have their own Olympics?

"would be scary if inside"
that fear would be so kewl though :o

--=--
"Crazy Machette Guy Hates Car Mirrors"
lol! :D .. That was strangely entertaining and almost hypnotic ;p ..
I bet the comments will say something about how he should try this in Texas/Uhmurrica and would get shot and such..
*checks*
There it is, buried in the comments about violently murdering him with cars, [comment]: "In America one of these guys would have pulled out a gun and wasted this worthless fuckface and rightfully so, this is a great reason why free people need to be armed."

[comment]: "Owns an auto repair shop."
Clever :D

"so maybe you can now justify swerving into those bikers that ride between lanes"
Maybe one too many swerving cars was the reason why he went on this spree? Targeting mirrors because he's been clipped by them a few times? ;D

--=--
"my guess is failure to return a leaf blower"

That son of a bitch! D:<

..
This might be a lol thread thing, but here will work XD
"MRW the Führer catches me sabotaging military documents"
http://imgur.com/gallery/xJtaxC9
Cherub Cow
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Tue Nov 07 05:10:45 2017
puppy blanket:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImDCTIlz6T8
tumbleweed
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Tue Nov 07 08:27:01 2017
i'm surprised Hillary is still alive with all those health scares...

funny story: she twisted her ankle or stubbed a toe or something on her book tour & Fox News called it another 'health scare'

...kinda hope she dies or voluntarily reports to prison so we can stop hearing about her
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& yeah, 'bulls strength' was a good name for that lvl 2 spell >.>... he barely even tries when tossing that guy
tumbleweed
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Wed Nov 08 02:01:40 2017
the 280-character age has begun
Cherub Cow
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Wed Nov 08 04:46:41 2017
I'm not sure if that will really change anything. People can still just split their messages like they were doing in the first place.(1/2)
Cherub Cow
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Wed Nov 08 04:46:59 2017
Like those losers that write entire "story time" stories in 90 fucking tweets (2/2) ;p

How to cross the road in a place that respects crosswalks:
http://imgur.com/gallery/lsTsb
Cherub Cow
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Wed Nov 08 04:51:13 2017
I don't want to ruin the surprise, but it's highly relevant to my interests :p
http://imgur.com/gallery/u3vU2ZO
tumbleweed
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Wed Nov 08 05:37:59 2017
never would've guessed :p ... I was thinking electrocution or something
tumbleweed
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Thu Nov 09 01:48:03 2017
cheeto jesus appears in a beagle's ear cyst
http://img...t/5a0332bc170000f7547967d5.png
tumbleweed
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Thu Nov 09 01:50:04 2017
another view
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNzjAcoXcAA5kVZ.jpg
tumbleweed
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Thu Nov 09 01:56:25 2017
youth hockey coach pep talk:
http://www...iclets/videos/568523870146154/
'...fuck their coaches, fuck their wives, fuck their friends'


...he's been fired
swordtail
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Thu Nov 09 03:03:06 2017
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DN3TQ5bUQAA9Kjw.jpg
tumbleweed
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Thu Nov 09 04:30:54 2017
"This is indeed a horrible day for Canada, and therefore, the rest of the world."
Cherub Cow
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Thu Nov 09 10:39:59 2017
"...he's been fired"
Was he? :( ... that's a shame. They need that ;p

ugly kitty to cute kitty transition:
http://imgur.com/gallery/GJRsn
I didn't read any of it, just looked at the pix because I don't want to risk reading something about gods or prayers or whatever :p
tumbleweed
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Thu Nov 09 23:54:23 2017
sensory overload
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=936Pa1D1auo
tumbleweed
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Fri Nov 10 00:26:57 2017
Louis CK is next on the chopping block
Cherub Cow
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Fri Nov 10 00:27:16 2017
Aww :D

Mother bullies her child as a punishment for bullying:
http://imgur.com/gallery/O6G8h
Cherub Cow
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Fri Nov 10 03:05:16 2017
"World's Tallest Swing"
(Instant viewer vertigo)
http://youtu.be/470oyqYp-C4?t=6m23s
..set to the right part. Don't watch other parts because it looks like a bro broing out at super bro-core levels. Also I recommend muting because he starts complaining I think about a bag of peanuts that fell out of his pocket or something. ;)
Cherub Cow
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Fri Nov 10 06:06:53 2017
"Courtroom Sketch Artist Has Clear Manga Influences"
[Onion News in Photos]
http://loc...ar-manga-influences-1820298494
tumbleweed
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Fri Nov 10 17:32:20 2017
that sketch is a good one :p

the bully girl needs a "You, alright?! I learned it by watching you!" moment
tumbleweed
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Fri Nov 10 22:48:28 2017
guy forgot his barrel (i don't think anything in 2nd half of video of note)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cf8_1510020645
...he didn't seem too concerned
swordtail
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Sat Nov 11 02:38:56 2017
The Body Of Christ Workout!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKtU3YY_vIQ
Cherub Cow
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Sat Nov 11 04:42:32 2017
Okay I got 3 minutes into that video before deciding that it had maxed out any potential :p

..
"guy forgot his barrel"

[comments in video]: "Where did he go??"
Answer: He went to dead. :p

"...he didn't seem too concerned"
Yeah.. Peeps could pretend that he was in shock from falling in or something, but suicide seems more likely.
tumbleweed
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Sun Nov 12 08:53:28 2017
this is one of the videos that i wanted to post when we had that downtime i think... unless already here somewhere...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRN99zNjRHY
swordtail
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Sun Nov 12 19:27:17 2017
Five reasons we need a war with Iran

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Pv0wUZgqs
tumbleweed
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Sun Nov 12 23:38:53 2017
^Trump would not notice that was satire
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An Alabama jury has decided that the Army veteran who broke his hip while picking out a watermelon at a Walmart store should receive $7.5 million.

Retired Sgt. Henry Walker was 59 in June 2015 when he went shopping at a Walmart in Phenix City, Alabama. As Walker reached for the watermelon, his foot got stuck in the side of a wooden pallet under the display. That led him to fall and shatter his hip, according to court documents.

Jurors were shown security footage from the same store that showed several other customers had also caught their feet in the pallet.

This past Wednesday, the jury awarded Walker $2.5 million in compensatory damages and $5 million in punitive damages.

Walmart has called those amounts “excessive in light of the facts” and said it plans to appeal the decision.
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Tue Nov 14 00:17:30 2017
big cat acting like small cats do
& warthog selling out his pal
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=567_1510599359
tumbleweed
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Tue Nov 14 08:39:58 2017
fascinated cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2nPuKIvON0
swordtail
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Tue Nov 14 18:06:39 2017
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co3S_9UUsAAJaPX.jpg
tumbleweed
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Tue Nov 14 20:43:02 2017
^it looks kinda nice on that wood grain


my favorite Youtuber making guesses about the next star wars film: (warning: 12 mins)
(only spoilery in naming characters & describing a planet i think... stuff you'd see in trailers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-5CODzeGEE
tumbleweed
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Tue Nov 14 23:08:48 2017
more mean tweets... hard not to enjoy Larry David (@2:45) laughter is contagious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsYmwBOYfW8
tumbleweed
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Wed Nov 15 01:05:30 2017
actually here's a much better bit from Kimmel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Jq6NqCQ1o
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Wed Nov 15 02:47:47 2017
Larry David was one of maybe three funny ones in that collection :D

@"much better bit"
lol@"fuck Kimmel" XD

Fat squirrel is king in da nord
http://imgur.com/gallery/njQoF
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Wed Nov 15 03:09:40 2017
kitty cat and kittens:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Y06So
tumbleweed
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Wed Nov 15 07:22:39 2017
@ my cat...why am i always the one pulling the string? ...and is bringing the ball back really that hard of a concept to grasp?
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Wed Nov 15 07:31:41 2017
i like how they have to explain how that cat got pregnant, cause everyone knows letting your cat have kittens makes you a bad person
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Thu Nov 16 18:36:33 2017
Parrot using dangerous technology
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeQD4UdGY-A
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