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tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Oct 11 10:58:08
china needs orange cone technology:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd5_1507699620
^inspiring music
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Oct 11 11:04:04
apparently trains overhang their tracks... as most people might expect...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=09c_1507727312
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Oct 11 12:07:26
Kim Davis, who shot to international prominence for refusing to sign same-sex marriage licenses as Rowan County Kentucky clerk, is on a nine-day trip to Romania to encourage adoption of a law against gay marriage.


...who knew she'd be heard from again
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Oct 11 20:33:57
"How about we drop the whole “boy” and “girl” scouts thing and call them what they are: Kids with knives who know how to set fires."
~Stephen Colbert to Boy Scouts announcing girls can join
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Oct 12 09:26:18
[Star Wars 8 semi-spoilery]
Porgs: Disney bastardization of the franchise or cute lil guys?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Oct 12 10:14:51
Creationist Ken Ham, who runs a Noah’s Ark attraction in Kentucky, is calling on followers to put some Jesus into Halloween.

In a new blog post, Ham said all of those trick-or-treaters coming to the door on Oct. 31 provided “a fantastic opportunity to share the saving gospel with your friends and neighbors.”

Ham’s message was actually a sales pitch for his organization’s “Halloween Learn & Share Kits,” which include religious pamphlets as well as fake money with Bible messages that are intended to be given out to candy-seeking children.

The fake million-dollar bills come with either a picture of a dinosaur or Noah’s Ark on the front, with ominous warnings of damnation on the reverse side.

“Have you ever lied, stolen or used God’s name in vain?” a message on one of the bills reads. “If so, you’ve broken God’s law. The penalty for your crimes against God is death and eternal hell.”

Kids will love it.

If trick-or-treaters hear about the weird fake money offerings and stop showing up, Ham has a backup plan.

“Try ‘reverse-trick-or-treating’ when you bring a basket of goodies to bless your neighbors,” he wrote on the Answers in Genesis website. “Include a gospel booklet with your home-baked or store-bought treats. This is a great way to encourage your kids to give and bless others as well as share the gospel as a family.”
McKobb
Member
Thu Oct 12 15:00:33
Sounds like a good business plan!
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Oct 12 22:57:16
"china needs orange cone technology"
They usually just throw more people at an issue, but he didn't seem to have a spotter or anything. Hmm..

"Porgs: Disney bastardization of the franchise or cute lil guys?"
Did they add them or something? I'm having a *lot* of trouble caring about this one in advance ;D

"'death and eternal hell.'
Kids will love it."
XD

Owners play with the body of a newly euthanized cat:
http://imgur.com/gallery/eQqm4
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Oct 13 10:45:41
i'm actually looking forward to Justice League more than Star Wars for some reason (feels blasphemous)

Aquaman! (i apparently liked him more than most people)... and Wonder Woman (giggity)... but probably won't like Cyborg (not because of racism :p... i just don't recall him being in the cartoon* so have no connection to the character)

*this version of cartoon
http://www...14/08/SuperFriends-banner2.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Oct 13 13:56:16
religion:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=720_1507913037
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Oct 13 16:48:48
possible cougar
http://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/918891287906078720
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Oct 15 12:36:31
possible Holy Grail coconut explanation
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e19_1508075828
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Oct 15 18:55:13
baby meerkats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB3Z6gm3beQ
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Oct 15 19:55:59
"possible cougar"
:D

..
"possible Holy Grail coconut explanation"
I am now re-thinking the mobility of coconuts due to various laden species ;)

..
"i'm actually looking forward to Justice League more than Star Wars for some reason (feels blasphemous)"

I *definitely* am! I have pretty much zero interest in Star Wars, but I think that DC has been doing a pretty fair job at making a dark and "realistic" hero universe. Not like, amazing movies or anything, but not awful like Marvel either ;p

..
"religion"
Strange religious practices... lol ... but it does highlight how funny it is to credit Jesus with ..anything really :D (in this case an erection?)

..
This is a bit NSFW (a tattoo with nudity is shown):
http://www.facebook.com/KPMAG/videos/949598165221815/
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Oct 15 19:57:17
"baby meerkats"
That video runs for 3:12 and KMFDM's Krank runs for 3:13..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVCifm2UPC0
..so the meerkats have a new soundtrack :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Oct 16 00:03:16
Mad World fits ok too...


also... Chewbacca will be in the next movie, so be at least a bit interested :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Oct 16 13:38:47
Texas 2019
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15f_1508150270
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Oct 16 15:19:15
I'm not sure if I'm more surprised or impressed that they didn't leave a trail of dead bodies while shooting from the hip like that D:

This is kind of stupid but also kind of chuckle-ish when you think a little more about just how stupid it is :D
(Turtle + hose(s))
http://i.imgur.com/iatlcXa.jpg
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Oct 16 15:29:53
"I'm not sure if I'm more surprised or impressed that they didn't leave a trail of dead bodies while shooting from the hip like that D:"

they be trained professionals
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Oct 16 21:33:58
Clearly ;D

Oo! I forgot to post this funny e-mail I got. This one didn't even get caught by my spam filter :D

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To reset your account access please enter the link below :
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My bank account is suddenly empty, but my PayPal account is safe ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 17 22:21:39
Fascinating article:

"Historians Suggest ‘Goodfellas’ YouTube Clips May Be Fragments Of Larger Work"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...las-youtube-clips-may-be-57219
"LOS ANGELES—Saying there were too many similarities for it to be mere coincidence, historians from the University of Southern California suggested on Thursday that each of the Goodfellas clips on YouTube might be fragments of a larger artistic work. “After analyzing more than 400 separate videos, I believe there is strong evidence linking the characters, settings, and dialogue to a broader narrative, possibly related to organized crime in the middle-to-late 20th century,” said USC film history professor Patrick Carnevale, theorizing that the teenage Henry Hill character who did small jobs for the neighborhood wiseguys and the adult Henry Hill who set up the Lufthansa heist were, in fact, one and the same. “For instance, we originally thought a four-minute clip of Tommy getting insulted by Billy Batts in a Queens bar and later participating in his murder was its own distinct masterpiece, but when we looked at it in the broader context of clips featuring the disposal of Billy’s body in upstate New York, we realized it could in fact be part of a larger narrative tapestry. Then we discovered a clip with some of the very same men sharing a spaghetti dinner in a luxurious prison cell, which was perhaps the best evidence to date that these were no isolated sequences, but components in what could quite possibly be a feature-length film.” Carnevale went on to say that despite the many clear connections among Goodfellas YouTube clips, no direct associations were as yet found between them and the Matrix recommendations in the sidebar."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Oct 18 10:52:21
what if all the cat videos are part of a larger narrative tapestry :o
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Oct 18 10:59:03
pizza squirrel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WOVTKMmpU
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Oct 18 12:34:14
some impressive snaking
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff9_1508291634
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Oct 19 02:46:43
It seems to be worried about its next move ;)

We must assemble the cat narrative to understand the greater history!!

Pizza squirrel might show that pizza should be given to all animals to get comprehensive pizza coverage. Like pizza shark, pizza octopus, pizza koala, pizza Jeff Goldblum, pizza tiger, etc...

The Onion changed it layout today. Looks pretty nice :)

"Abandoned Chinese Space Station On Collision Course With Earth ... What do you think?"
[Onion American Voices]
http://www...ollision-course-wit-1819663736
"Before you try to reassure me, know that I’ve gotten much more paranoid about way more improbable threats than this."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Oct 19 10:24:36
http://www...Tigereatingpizza-1e407fd7.jpeg

http://i.pinimg.com/474x/90/ca/90/90ca90cd2dceed801dd17cbb32253e37--shark-party-shark-attacks.jpg

http://edge.alluremedia.com.au/m/l/2017/05/Jeff-Pizza-Phone_1.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Oct 19 11:54:18
i knew she did Bart not all those others...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxC1lYlmw1Q
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Oct 19 14:34:47
a movie about Jim Carey's movie about Andy Kaufman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB15UFO5ebA
i guess he really got into the role
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Nov 02 10:50:27
FINALLY BACK! i even tried to join that other Utopia Forum... but the nazis won't approve me...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Nov 02 10:53:59
...time to dig up all the notable internet content of the past couple weeks so the historical record is intact


here's an excellent video matching lyrics to video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwibgNPTwEY
'you let me burn','instead of using force','never meant to start a war'... A+
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Nov 02 10:55:55
speeder bikes/halloween... w/ that highly recognizable guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikXP1NT_eZA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Nov 02 10:57:28
kitten eating corn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR_pbhtuCQE
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Nov 02 11:06:22
A Very ALEX JONES Halloween!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOT8tdOTPDg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Nov 02 11:27:32
firehouse cat:
http://media.giphy.com/media/l378gkMXOXYgbPnJC/giphy.gif
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Nov 02 11:30:50
A Florida man was arrested Friday after he claimed a body that was found in his room was a life-size blow-up doll made with human flesh and not a dead woman, police said.

Jerome Wright, 32, was charged with abusing a dead human body after Miami-Dade police said they found a decomposing corpse with its stomach gutted in his closet.

...

Jerome Wright denied killing the woman and insisted that the body was not real, police said. Police said Wright insisted that anything found in his room was “from the internet.”

full article:
http://www...th-human-flesh-police-say.html
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Nov 02 12:10:13
http://twitter.com/zboah/status/924705474016153600
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Nov 03 00:13:03
Oh boy, Florida Man D:

"firehouse cat"
That reminds me of an Onion article titled, "Report: This Movie Old Enough That They Might Have Actually Hurt Dog" XD

I also have notable stuff to spam!! :D

"Bloody car accident, five people dead on the spot."
http://imgur.com/gallery/b4nBF
(rich person crashes into crowd on sidewalk)
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Nov 03 00:13:34
cats with balloons stuck to them:
http://imgur.com/gallery/I1FTl
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Nov 03 00:14:03
"Saving An Iguana Four Miles Offshore"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8R5f2kNo0A
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Nov 03 00:14:48
vacuuming hot coals (set to right part)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28reNNevJ3s&t=197s
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Nov 03 00:15:43
Penguins enter winter social with fish catering:
http://www...ousLife/videos/293100974519242
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Nov 03 00:17:15
Coyote Peterson being bitten by something again:
(set to the bite+scream part)
http://youtu.be/mjCAyo2Litw?t=13m28s
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Nov 03 00:45:47
it's not as effective when its something you never heard of... the deadly... water bug
he could just be holding anything to his skin then screaming :p

now if i ever have hot coals on my carpet for some reason i know what not to do

yay for iguana save


there was this good Onion piece in response to Amazon's delivery-people-opening-your-door-to-leave packages-inside thing:
http://www...s-to-your-house-and-1819917496
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Nov 03 01:20:16
Oh yeah that was an especially good one — immediately laughed when I saw it :D

"it's not as effective when its something you never heard of... the deadly... water bug"
Totes, but I still get a lot of fun from watching Coyote scream in pain XD

And for more Onion.. hopefully this gets House of Cards back on track:
"Kevin Spacey Responds To Assault Allegations By Seeking Treatment For Homosexuality"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://ent...egations-by-seeking-1820087245
"“I have a lot of work to do, but I understand now that being gay is wrong, and I want to get better. I’ve come to terms with the fact that my past behavior hurt many people and that it’s never, ever okay to be attracted to men. I’m sorry.” Spacey went on to say that he hoped to resume his career once he had put his homosexuality behind him but understood if people chose not to forgive him."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Nov 03 10:07:40
i think Spacey got a raw deal in the angry response to his statement... i read it as revealing he was gay just to preempt what would be obvious questions about it
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Nov 03 10:13:50
'narrator:' seems the new 'that's what she said' or something...

http://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/926466200556761088

saw a better one awhile ago...

quote of some Facebook guy:
"In the end, I don't think we as a human race will regret the internet."

w/ reply:
"Narrator: they did"
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Nov 03 15:33:29
Man Shot Himself In Penis While Robbing Hot Dog Stand

... When the two employees gave Terrion Pouncy their wallets and a stack of singles, the grease bucket tipped and bills went flying.

Pouncy allegedly bent over to collect the cash and then shifted the gun in his waistband while running away from the restaurant.

At that point, he apparently pulled the trigger and fired a bullet that struck him in the penis, Antonietti told the court.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Nov 03 21:31:50
Actress Mila Kunis revealed Thursday that she has been playing a prank on Vice President Pence by donating to the women's health-care provider Planned Parenthood in his name.

In an interview on TBS's "Conan," Kunis says that she set up a monthly donation to Planned Parenthood that sends Pence a letter thanking him for his donation every month.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Nov 03 23:16:24
Spacey's fall is being quite dramatic... it's as if his entertaining talk show guest appearances & impressions count for nothing
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sat Nov 04 09:15:44
http://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/926604971893592064
Turtle Crawler
Admin
Sat Nov 04 17:51:32
One post lost during transfer:

tumbleweed
the wanderer Sat Nov 04 17:25:36
assault on the 2nd floor
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e8a_1509782482
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Nov 04 18:16:36
I got the last post or thread (can't remember) when the Mehul forums ended too... go me
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Nov 04 20:51:16
You so lucky!! ;p
.. I think I was third to last comment or something. It's like Woody Harrelson standing in Yellowstone in that 2012 movie — just watching the world blow up \:D/

"it's not as effective when its something you never heard of... the deadly... water bug"
It at least looked creepy :D .. and I was going to say that it's kind of neat because "Toebiter" like Mad Max, but the Mad Max villain was the Toe *Cutter*, so I'd have been wrong :/

"he could just be holding anything to his skin then screaming :p"
Coyote could become a horror movie scream king ;D
Which reminds me: apparently there will be a Halloween H40 with Jamie Lee Curtis reprising. Given that she decapitated Michael in Halloween H20, this *may* be getting too much like Jason Voorhees being reassembled in the woods by supernatural forces ;p

"'narrator:' seems the new 'that's what she said' or something..."
I'm sure that Imgur is fully prepared to run it into the ground.

"Spacey's fall is being quite dramatic... it's as if his entertaining talk show guest appearances & impressions count for nothing"
It seems disproportional to me. And Dave Chappelle's rape superhero comes to mind ;)

@swordtail Astro's fan link:
Also reminds me.. it has become very suspicious when a city's/country's team wins following a major disaster :| .. N.O. Saints after Katrina, Japan after Fukushima, maybe other stuff, and now this. Cheney did 9/11 Illuminati confirmed.

This seems to be making the social media rounds, so probably not new info here.. but for posterity.. apparently a Real-Life McDowell's has opened in L.A.:
http://abc...-appears-in-hollywood/2590459/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Nov 05 00:32:42
doesn't Jason die in every movie? i don't think i saw many of them but i recall there being shenanigans


parking signs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6EgTDaWHaE
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Nov 05 06:22:58
At some point they may as well just have a parking calendar in place :D

I think Jason dies in most/all of them, but for a while it was just that he would get trapped, but then in part 9 he completely explodes and is reassembled by hell demons or something... For Myers it was sort of like that where he’d be shot or stabbed and end up recovering in an ambulance somewhere.. up until his decapitation [and recovery due to hell demons?] ;p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Nov 05 09:23:08
there was some marathon some day some years ago where i watched some... probably 3-4ish


experimenting on desperate people... w/ pretty impressive results:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asFITwxXbGw
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Nov 05 09:53:38
more bull stuff (first 15secs is best part)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=118_1509738410
quite a toss
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Nov 06 10:51:20
sharks nudging submarine
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=822_1509966376
would be scary if inside
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Nov 06 10:52:56
Crazy Machette Guy Hates Car Mirrors
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfa_1509973015
so maybe you can now justify swerving into those bikers that ride between lanes
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Nov 06 14:12:33
"The attorney for the man accused of violently attacking Sen. Rand Paul in his own yard said Monday that the clash had “absolutely nothing to do” with politics and was a dispute over something “trivial” – deepening the mystery over what led to the attack that left the Republican senator with five broken ribs."

my guess is failure to return a leaf blower

tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Nov 06 16:29:39
"Two Kentuckians tell me Rand’s neighborhood fracas stemmed from a dispute over some sort of planting or flora issue around the properties" ~some reporter

...not the manliest of disputes
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Nov 06 20:20:03
Thank You Hillary!

http://twitter.com/jimmy_dore/status/927602485312700416
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Nov 06 20:26:16


http://twitter.com/proxcee/status/926826068518080513
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Nov 06 21:00:09
"w/ pretty impressive results"
Wow :o .. 9 seconds.. I'd be willing to do that... for *money*! ;p .. and I wouldn't complain about $10k :D

"first 15secs is best part"
Definitely a big toss. Have to say that it's amazing how strong they can be. Maybe they should have their own Olympics?

"would be scary if inside"
that fear would be so kewl though :o

--=--
"Crazy Machette Guy Hates Car Mirrors"
lol! :D .. That was strangely entertaining and almost hypnotic ;p ..
I bet the comments will say something about how he should try this in Texas/Uhmurrica and would get shot and such..
*checks*
There it is, buried in the comments about violently murdering him with cars, [comment]: "In America one of these guys would have pulled out a gun and wasted this worthless fuckface and rightfully so, this is a great reason why free people need to be armed."

[comment]: "Owns an auto repair shop."
Clever :D

"so maybe you can now justify swerving into those bikers that ride between lanes"
Maybe one too many swerving cars was the reason why he went on this spree? Targeting mirrors because he's been clipped by them a few times? ;D

--=--
"my guess is failure to return a leaf blower"

That son of a bitch! D:<

..
This might be a lol thread thing, but here will work XD
"MRW the Führer catches me sabotaging military documents"
http://imgur.com/gallery/xJtaxC9
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Nov 06 21:10:45
puppy blanket:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImDCTIlz6T8
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Nov 07 00:27:01
i'm surprised Hillary is still alive with all those health scares...

funny story: she twisted her ankle or stubbed a toe or something on her book tour & Fox News called it another 'health scare'

...kinda hope she dies or voluntarily reports to prison so we can stop hearing about her
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& yeah, 'bulls strength' was a good name for that lvl 2 spell >.>... he barely even tries when tossing that guy
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Nov 07 18:01:40
the 280-character age has begun
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 07 20:46:41
I'm not sure if that will really change anything. People can still just split their messages like they were doing in the first place.(1/2)
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 07 20:46:59
Like those losers that write entire "story time" stories in 90 fucking tweets (2/2) ;p

How to cross the road in a place that respects crosswalks:
http://imgur.com/gallery/lsTsb
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 07 20:51:13
I don't want to ruin the surprise, but it's highly relevant to my interests :p
http://imgur.com/gallery/u3vU2ZO
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Nov 07 21:37:59
never would've guessed :p ... I was thinking electrocution or something
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Nov 08 17:48:03
cheeto jesus appears in a beagle's ear cyst
http://img...t/5a0332bc170000f7547967d5.png
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Nov 08 17:50:04
another view
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNzjAcoXcAA5kVZ.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Nov 08 17:56:25
youth hockey coach pep talk:
http://www...iclets/videos/568523870146154/
'...fuck their coaches, fuck their wives, fuck their friends'


...he's been fired
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Nov 08 19:03:06
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DN3TQ5bUQAA9Kjw.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Nov 08 20:30:54
"This is indeed a horrible day for Canada, and therefore, the rest of the world."
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Nov 09 02:39:59
"...he's been fired"
Was he? :( ... that's a shame. They need that ;p

ugly kitty to cute kitty transition:
http://imgur.com/gallery/GJRsn
I didn't read any of it, just looked at the pix because I don't want to risk reading something about gods or prayers or whatever :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Nov 09 15:54:23
sensory overload
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=936Pa1D1auo
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Nov 09 16:26:57
Louis CK is next on the chopping block
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Nov 09 16:27:16
Aww :D

Mother bullies her child as a punishment for bullying:
http://imgur.com/gallery/O6G8h
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Nov 09 19:05:16
"World's Tallest Swing"
(Instant viewer vertigo)
http://youtu.be/470oyqYp-C4?t=6m23s
..set to the right part. Don't watch other parts because it looks like a bro broing out at super bro-core levels. Also I recommend muting because he starts complaining I think about a bag of peanuts that fell out of his pocket or something. ;)
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Nov 09 22:06:53
"Courtroom Sketch Artist Has Clear Manga Influences"
[Onion News in Photos]
http://loc...ar-manga-influences-1820298494
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Nov 10 09:32:20
that sketch is a good one :p

the bully girl needs a "You, alright?! I learned it by watching you!" moment
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Nov 10 14:48:28
guy forgot his barrel (i don't think anything in 2nd half of video of note)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cf8_1510020645
...he didn't seem too concerned
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Nov 10 18:38:56
The Body Of Christ Workout!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKtU3YY_vIQ
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Nov 10 20:42:32
Okay I got 3 minutes into that video before deciding that it had maxed out any potential :p

..
"guy forgot his barrel"

[comments in video]: "Where did he go??"
Answer: He went to dead. :p

"...he didn't seem too concerned"
Yeah.. Peeps could pretend that he was in shock from falling in or something, but suicide seems more likely.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Nov 12 00:53:28
this is one of the videos that i wanted to post when we had that downtime i think... unless already here somewhere...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRN99zNjRHY
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sun Nov 12 11:27:17
Five reasons we need a war with Iran

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Pv0wUZgqs
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Nov 12 15:38:53
^Trump would not notice that was satire
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An Alabama jury has decided that the Army veteran who broke his hip while picking out a watermelon at a Walmart store should receive $7.5 million.

Retired Sgt. Henry Walker was 59 in June 2015 when he went shopping at a Walmart in Phenix City, Alabama. As Walker reached for the watermelon, his foot got stuck in the side of a wooden pallet under the display. That led him to fall and shatter his hip, according to court documents.

Jurors were shown security footage from the same store that showed several other customers had also caught their feet in the pallet.

This past Wednesday, the jury awarded Walker $2.5 million in compensatory damages and $5 million in punitive damages.

Walmart has called those amounts “excessive in light of the facts” and said it plans to appeal the decision.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Nov 13 16:17:30
big cat acting like small cats do
& warthog selling out his pal
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=567_1510599359
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Nov 14 00:39:58
fascinated cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2nPuKIvON0
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Nov 14 10:06:39
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co3S_9UUsAAJaPX.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Nov 14 12:43:02
^it looks kinda nice on that wood grain


my favorite Youtuber making guesses about the next star wars film: (warning: 12 mins)
(only spoilery in naming characters & describing a planet i think... stuff you'd see in trailers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-5CODzeGEE
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Nov 14 15:08:48
more mean tweets... hard not to enjoy Larry David (@2:45) laughter is contagious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsYmwBOYfW8
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Nov 14 17:05:30
actually here's a much better bit from Kimmel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Jq6NqCQ1o
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 14 18:47:47
Larry David was one of maybe three funny ones in that collection :D

@"much better bit"
lol@"fuck Kimmel" XD

Fat squirrel is king in da nord
http://imgur.com/gallery/njQoF
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 14 19:09:40
kitty cat and kittens:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Y06So
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Nov 14 23:22:39
@ my cat...why am i always the one pulling the string? ...and is bringing the ball back really that hard of a concept to grasp?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Nov 14 23:31:41
i like how they have to explain how that cat got pregnant, cause everyone knows letting your cat have kittens makes you a bad person
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Nov 16 10:36:33
Parrot using dangerous technology
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeQD4UdGY-A
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