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Cherub Cow rank	Mon Nov 20 07:10:06 2017 slippery suits and slippery stairs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKPz583WRpQ
tumbleweed rank	Tue Nov 21 05:06:29 2017 I'm with some horrible people (family) for a few more days, will return to more regular posting of random internet content by the weekend #prayformizzou
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Nov 21 05:19:39 2017 Lulz, no worries :D I looked for dank memes to post, but Imgur has just been success kid and confession bear garbage. Still! This comment was funny: [OP]: "My brother died last night." http://imgur.com/gallery/1V0l3 [Downvoted Comment]: "Did he drop any good loot?"
tumbleweed rank	Tue Nov 21 06:12:13 2017 there was some WoW chat screenshot with that joke a long time ago, I think it was a mom though cat rubbing on rhinos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IouIOENYULo
McKobb rank	Tue Nov 21 06:49:38 2017 #ironbowl
hood rank	Tue Nov 21 07:07:33 2017 imgur is definitely the place to share family death!
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Nov 22 04:51:53 2017 awww, kitty <3 ... even rhinos like kitty cats. It must be toxoplasma gondii's secret plan to spread itself by making every species on the planet let down defenses around kitty cats :D <3 .. [tw]: "there was some WoW chat screenshot with that joke a long time ago, I think it was a mom though" Found it! :D http://i.imgur.com/3ZJcBTK.png The screenshot comes up when you search for "Did he drop any good loot?", and it's described on UrbanDictionary. And I've said similarly before, but it's totes fine to post about this sort of thing with friends or in limited audience settings (e.g., UGT), but it's still weird to me that people will post this right on Imgur where any random person *will* have access to it. It's not like, "Oh I posted that on a semi-private Interweb and someone searched out info on me and found it," it's more like, "I went on American Idol, and I signed a waiver saying that I could be freely exploited by a guaranteed audience of millions. Please fuck me up." And maybe she doesn't have friends or a limited audience, but why not a cat? ;p ... blerg.. and I do get that when it hurts it makes sense to just want to reach out in any way that's familiar, which for some peeps might be Imgur.. but still... Imgur is comforting? .. weirdos ;p
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Nov 22 05:05:41 2017 mew (big kitty cat [pet?]) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrl520uLz-k
swordtail rank	Thu Nov 23 03:06:45 2017 http://twitter.com/PatriotHole
swordtail rank	Thu Nov 23 21:42:33 2017 “ I’m a F****** Legend “ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7UFwn9gxD0
swordtail rank	Thu Nov 23 21:44:20 2017 extended version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsjYPKS9ZtQ
swordtail rank	Fri Nov 24 00:07:09 2017 Empire Recruitment Film http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVONEL55HPI
McKobb rank	Fri Nov 24 02:24:21 2017 Legend. He stuck the landing!
swordtail rank	Fri Nov 24 04:13:20 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPWW0yHUQAAF7kY.jpg
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Nov 24 05:45:53 2017 @PatriotHole lol@ Marine "Returning From Afghanistan Surprises Total Stranger". Not a surprise is that Imgur likes the normal versions of those stupid videos :p "The Onion Reviews ‘Coco’" [Onion Film Standard with Peter Rosenthal] http://www.theonion.com/the-onion-reviews-coco-1820659840
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Nov 24 05:54:37 2017 Hope you guise had a fun, restful, and/or food-filled day! :D
McKobb rank	Fri Nov 24 06:50:26 2017 W/ stuffing filled fowl!
McKobb rank	Fri Nov 24 06:57:26 2017 I enjoyed Coco. And fuck Natalie Woods corpse, I killed her!
tumbleweed rank	Fri Nov 24 19:53:16 2017 i like the mutton chops on Rosenthal & does make me want to know more about that possible murder... i'm back from a week of no Trump, and little news in general... hard to get back into the swing of things... only made it through reviewing the past 13 hrs of tweeting before i had to stop (plugging his properties, praising Diamond & Silk, and Hannity & Hannity's ratings)... America is ruined on the bright side: not sure how new or prevalent it is, but saw on Chicago airport toilets they have the seats fully covered in a plastic wrap that cycles like a typewriter ribbon w/ a hand wave... far superior to those paper things (unless its cycling on a loop D:)
tumbleweed rank	Fri Nov 24 19:57:15 2017 Coyote Peterson is back to what put him on the map: (sting in the 14:00 area) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unk6n3_QdlM ...& he teases a unrated wasp at the end
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 25 00:41:13 2017 A hunter in western New York shot and killed a woman out walking her dogs Wednesday evening after mistaking her for a deer, officials said. Thomas Jadlowski, 34, believed he saw a deer in a field about 200 yards away from him when he shot Rosemary Billquist in the hip with a high-powered pistol. The 43-year-old woman was walking her two Labrador Retrievers in the field behind her home in Sherman.
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 25 00:45:23 2017 A Catholic school in Australia has covered up a statue of a saint giving a loaf of bread to a boy after complaints that it was too suggestive. The statue of St. Martin de Porres at Blackfriars Priory School in suburban Adelaide shows the bread being held at crotch level as the smiling boy gazes up with a hand reaching for the loaf. “The two-dimensional concept plans for the statue were viewed and approved by the Executive Team in May but upon arrival the three-dimensional statue was deemed by the Executive to be potentially suggestive,” principal Simon Cobiac said in an apology posted on Facebook. statue: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPMj1cqUEAEnjY1.jpg
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Nov 25 02:32:29 2017 "Coyote Peterson is back to what put him on the map" I love listening to him talk about pain :D ..since pain is all I feel all day, and I want to die ;p kitten mews http://www.instagram.com/p/BbP5GIRBQPU/
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Nov 25 02:34:38 2017 "Disturbing a deadly cat-mine" http://imgur.com/gallery/3VyVb
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 25 06:31:59 2017 that's the most productive result of that cat reflex maneuver i've seen :p i hope not really in pain :p... here's a good 3-part MacGruber (that may have been posted a long time ago, but worth a repost if so) http://www...s/macgruber-8-charles-barkley/ ...video only played for me in Internet Explorer for some reason (it's from the time before SNL allowed stuff on YouTube)
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 25 06:33:18 2017 this may be same video on Hulu... but i don't have hulu anymore & apparently it no longer has a free option :/ http://www.hulu.com/watch/119796
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 25 06:44:11 2017 my white whale is finding the MacGruber 3-part pepsi sequence! i did find a history on it: was super bowl related but the SB only played the 2nd spot... SNL decided to run all 3 spots during the commercial blocks of their show anyhoo found a decent version of ad #2: http://adl...pepsuber-macgruber-2009-30-usa
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 25 06:45:06 2017 and spot #3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejVs7I5y4QQ can't find #1... where there should be minimal Pepsi mention :p
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 25 08:05:46 2017 Passarinho ladrão rouba e sai voando http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEoDf60_HYo que lastima
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 25 18:16:53 2017 decent twitter guy to follow http://twitter.com/realGulDukat (Star Trekizes a lot of Trump tweets)
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 25 22:56:06 2017 living the dream: Police in Washington state allege that a drunk, naked man crashed a car on Wednesday while he was having sex at the wheel with a woman whose baby was in the backseat. The driver missed a curve as he was being straddled by the 3-month-old infant’s naked mother, per multiple reports. He ended up plowing the vehicle into a tree on Route 7 near La Grande in Pierce County at around 6 p.m. on Wednesday. The baby had been securely strapped into a carseat and was not injured. The woman suffered a broken pelvis and the man sustained a broken wrist. ----- ...they could've described the incident more hotly
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 25 23:00:06 2017 Florida man Bruce John Homer, 61, was so driven to prove a busy intersection in his neighborhood unsafe that police said he purposely crashed his truck into an SUV to make the point. “People are always running the stop sign at this intersection and since you guys (law enforcement) don’t do anything about it, I did,” Homer told Lake County sheriff’s deputies after his Sunday smashup, according to Orlando station WFTV. No one was injured, according to WKMG. The SUV driver told deputies he was going through the intersection in Clermont when Homer’s truck pulled out in front of him, according to the Daily Commercial. The motorist said Horner then walked up to him and said: “You ran the stop sign and this is the 10th accident at this intersection and they won’t do anything until someone dies.” Deputies said Homer took credit for the crash ― and it may not have been his first. Homer told investigators he and his wife almost crashed at the same intersection a couple of weeks ago. “I ran some guy off the road after I saw him blow through the intersection,” investigators said Horner told them. Homer was charged with two counts of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and one count of reckless driving. He was released from the Lake County Jail after posting a $20,500 bond. he's just like batman... even named Bruce
tumbleweed rank	Sun Nov 26 07:49:13 2017 selfish Queen Elizabeth celebrated her 70th wedding anniversary w/ some old guy there isn't even a traditional gift for 70th because it's completely unnatural
hood rank	Sun Nov 26 12:14:28 2017 Pretty sure the traditional 70th anniversary gift is flowers. On the grave site.
swordtail rank	Sun Nov 26 18:49:01 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPgQEWOW4AEBcSA.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Sun Nov 26 19:35:46 2017 what's weird is that you can't really be sure that was a joke but here's the original http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPfmgrYUIAA3BIC.jpg
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Nov 27 03:00:31 2017 Context helped on that one. I had no idea what was going on there :D "i hope not really in pain :p..." Am okay! Just like casual depression humor :D lol!!@"3-part MacGruber" I hadn't seen this Charles Barkley one :D "crashed his truck into an SUV to make the point." ..I wonder if Police will continue to ignore that intersection.. ;p .. also, was his name "Homer" or "Horner"? I guess probably Homer, but it switches.. not important though :) .. "Everyone In Family Compliments Grandmother On How Small And Feeble She’s Gotten" [Onion News in Brief] http://loc...mother-on-how-small-1819577242 "WHEATON, IL—Uttering surprised exclamations and smiling in amazement at her wrinkled, wizened frame shortly after she arrived for the Thanksgiving holiday, every member of the Hostig family complimented their grandmother, Judith Hostig, on how small and feeble she has gotten, sources confirmed Wednesday. “Oh, my goodness, you’re so much more frail and withered than when I last saw you!” said granddaughter Elise Hostig, adding that she could remember the days when the 83-year-old was still a vibrant, robust woman whose sallow skin didn’t even sag off of her body. “Gosh, it’s like you shrank into this shriveled little person overnight. Before we know it, you’ll be a tiny, hunched-over mound!” Sources confirmed that family members then made the octogenarian stand back-to-back with her 7-year old grandson for a comparison."
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Nov 27 03:12:36 2017 "[Look how fucking inclusive we are! LOOK!!!" (When a focus group creates a commercial; New Zealand's new police recruitment commercial) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9psILoYmCc
tumbleweed rank	Mon Nov 27 05:56:38 2017 no redheads need apply?
tumbleweed rank	Mon Nov 27 08:00:50 2017 pedestrian taken out by water at some weird Amish festival or something http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8cb_1511727343
swordtail rank	Mon Nov 27 19:26:27 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPkGA89X0AAyq0Y.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Mon Nov 27 19:31:36 2017 ^seems like it'd be effective cliff-hanger otter video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCZDBpz7SrE
tumbleweed rank	Tue Nov 28 00:18:25 2017 Ronaldo sculpture replaced w/ one that resembles him http://med...a4ee4e2cda4c9d720dfe6bf7d5c3cc
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Nov 28 10:13:38 2017 But is the neck too long? D: "'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Eviscerates The Journalism Industry For Existing Even Though His Show Already Does" [Onion Video] http://www...scerates-the-journa-1820637756 #FuckCharlieRose
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Nov 28 10:27:52 2017 "let me ride my bike down these stairs, WCGW?" http://www..._wcgw/?st=jajcxtbi&sh=ee495caf ..posted a few months ago but no backstory about whether he died or anything..
swordtail rank	Wed Nov 29 02:44:59 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPrv71wUEAAFiFI.jpg
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Nov 29 05:25:11 2017 "2 wingsuit flyers BASE jump into a plane in mid-air" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL9sNrOlK-I
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Nov 29 05:31:24 2017 doggo finds a warm mud puddle in a snowy place: http://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/3761625000527198/
tumbleweed rank	Wed Nov 29 18:39:39 2017 there were originally 5 wingsuit flyers
tumbleweed rank	Wed Nov 29 18:42:37 2017 imagine all the blackmail & hush money being paid out to women right now
tumbleweed rank	Wed Nov 29 22:47:58 2017 American Airlines says computer glitch allowed all pilots to take vacation over Christmas week. Now union says thousands of flights are in jeopardy of cancellation. American says they’re offering 1.5x pay for pilots to fill in and expect to resolve the issue. oops
tumbleweed rank	Wed Nov 29 22:53:30 2017 impatient dog (volume warning) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rWuGBPA7bE
tumbleweed rank	Thu Nov 30 23:44:05 2017 Roy Moore to Jimmy Kimmel: "If you want to mock our Christian values, come down here to Alabama and do it man to man." Jimmy Kimmel response: "Sounds great Roy - let me know when you get some Christian values and I’ll be there!"
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Dec 01 02:30:47 2017 Zing! :D "Shots Fired: Quiznos Has Hired Subway’s Jared Fogle For A New Ad Campaign Claiming That Quiznos Sandwiches Cured His Pedophilia" [Onion/ClickHole News] http://www...ired-subways-jared-fogle--6994 "Fogle smiles at the camera and proudly announces that, when he worked for Subway, he was a pedophile, but Quiznos signature oven-baked sandwiches completely cured him of all urges for sexual contact with minors."
tumbleweed rank	Fri Dec 01 18:26:12 2017 another solid Subway article :p i did a search, some other headlines: Incoming Class Of Subway Trainees Spends Week Practicing On Sandwich Cadavers Heroic Police Officer Talks Man Down From Edge Of Purchasing Subway Footlong Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki Pro-Life Demonstrator Clearly Using Image Of Subway Chicken Enchilada Melt On Anti-Abortion Poster Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half Subway Removing Shoe Rubber Chemical From Sandwich Bread New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11 (^greatest ever :p) Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend
tumbleweed rank	Fri Dec 01 18:46:27 2017 dog panics in face of the apocalypse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6IUyhVgToc
tumbleweed rank	Fri Dec 01 23:28:19 2017 Japanese guy misunderstands how to use Excel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrwBc6PwAcY
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Dec 02 03:09:19 2017 Wow! :D Didn't realize there were so many Subway ones :D <3 doggie An old Rémi where he pretends to be part of a soccer team and runs onto the field after a win: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TaecFvNiqo ..apparently he's done this a few times, like at a volleyball world championship in 2002 ( watch?v=nj7mBO9G5qo ) and another volleyball championship in 2015 ( watch?v=4EF4xRS843o )
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Dec 02 03:10:25 2017 Ultrasquee: http://www...1n2Dr/?taken-by=cat_deborkader
tumbleweed rank	Sat Dec 02 06:12:34 2017 anti-squee: A homeowner in Sacramento County, California, is down in the dumps after an Amazon delivery contractor left a pile of feces in front of his house. Nemy Bautista wasn’t home on Tuesday when the driver pooped in front of his house, but he saw the excrement evidence when he came home. Bautista then checked his surveillance cameras and noticed the driver squatting on the passenger side of the truck. Bautista told local station KBET that the driver’s supervisor came out to investigate. “He was in shock when we saw the size of it,” Bautista said. “He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn’t want to take it with him ― it smelled really bad.” Bautista told CBS Sacramento that he suspects “the garbage can will smell like shit for the next few days.”
tumbleweed rank	Sat Dec 02 19:24:34 2017 if only the guy had Amazon Key, the driver could've taken the shit in their home, maybe even in the toilet
swordtail rank	Sun Dec 03 00:11:57 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DP6q4wgW0AAAZ01.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Sun Dec 03 19:56:20 2017 ^Trump & Pence battering ram: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9-UrGNBIuc
swordtail rank	Mon Dec 04 16:38:33 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPGQRkBX4AItIfL.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Mon Dec 04 18:34:29 2017 great package stealer video: http://www.aol.com/video/view/_/5a2173b82242154862f91410/ driver can't wait 2 secs for the woman :p or maybe was the plan all along
swordtail rank	Tue Dec 05 03:49:24 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQPrZqyUMAATLxf.jpg
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Dec 05 04:10:58 2017 That driver must have gotten too nervous. First time thief? ;) This new Onion series called "You're Right" has been kind of fun. They pretend to be one of those "hard-hitting" mockery shows in the spirit of John Oliver or Rachel Maddow, so the satire is that nothing that they do has any effect except as a delirious and detached partisan echo chamber. Today's video: "'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Asks For Donations To Attend $100,000-A-Plate Trump Fundraiser So He Can Tell President To Go To Hell" [Onion Video: "You're Right"] http://www...ks-for-donations-to-1820989615
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Dec 05 04:14:26 2017 "FCC Chair Unveils Premium Comment Line To Fast-Track Net Neutrality Complaints For $49.99 Per Month" [Onion News in Brief] http://www...ne-to-fast-track-ne-1820986235 "WASHINGTON—Following backlash over the agency’s plan to scrap rules ensuring that service providers treat all internet data the same, FCC Chair Ajit Pai unveiled on Monday a premium comment line to fast-track net neutrality complaints, which may be purchased for $49.99 per month. “We hear everyone’s concerns loud and clear, and we are now offering Americans expedited access to the FCC office for less than 50 dollars a month,” said Pai, adding that, for an additional $14.99, users may upgrade to Complaint Line Plus and speak to an actual representative instead of leaving a voicemail message on the FCC’s automated system. “Other premium plans will allow citizens to sound off about the repeal of net neutrality with limited or even no interruptions from ads.” At press time, telecommunications giant Comcast had slowed down the FCC’s complaint line considerably, driving millions of Americans to the FCC complaint line it ran itself."
McKobb rank	Tue Dec 05 07:08:20 2017 We need Net Neutremium!
tumbleweed rank	Wed Dec 06 18:54:10 2017 attractive people talking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjICBHj1EzM
tumbleweed rank	Wed Dec 06 19:08:13 2017 10 mins of cats vs xmas trees http://www.aol.com/video/view/_/5a27264392fdde1089931d36/
tumbleweed rank	Thu Dec 07 01:39:56 2017 Trump's America http://twitter.com/WLV_investor/status/938410022538682368
tumbleweed rank	Thu Dec 07 01:46:03 2017 hungry hungry hippos... but w/ a duck & peas... & a bystander cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ZUT7xfC5U
swordtail rank	Thu Dec 07 05:25:24 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQXl1JlX0AA4nec.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Sat Dec 09 00:56:14 2017 sorcery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hHmoNoUWQI
tumbleweed rank	Sat Dec 09 02:11:37 2017 various actor abuse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGyARbGErus Shelley Duvall should sue! the Michael Keaton part was good
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Dec 09 02:32:26 2017 "sorcery" Very cool! And I like that he was okay saying that his favorite was a classic character. Seems like modern cynicism has tried to re-write the meaning of those characters. "attractive people talking" I don't like Chris Prattlesworth, but that was kind of fun banter :D ... and the Tonya Harding movie clip made it seem worth seeing... looks like it came out today. I probably will never get to see it ;p .. still need to see Justice League.. "Trump's America" There *is* something comforting about L.A. burning... though it's a bummer if Trump gets to take credit for the nihilist apocalypse ;) This "You're Right" makes fun of how recycled the echo chamber talking points become between pundits and their viewers XD "'You're Right' Audience Shouts Epic Takedown Of Donald Trump In Unison With Host Sebastian Moore" [Onion Video] http://www...edown-of-donald-tru-1821100249
swordtail rank	Sat Dec 09 02:50:47 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQZKQPCVQAA-PFX.jpg
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Dec 09 03:42:40 2017 puppers lurning 2 howl like doggo: http://www...lVsBT7C/?taken-by=ana_wolfgang
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Dec 09 04:08:24 2017 "The easy way to harvest bees" http://imgur.com/gallery/ExOwc
tumbleweed rank	Sun Dec 10 03:07:46 2017 maybe his hand was coated w/ some kind of clear space-age polymer squirrel stealing xmas treats placed on porch... which i didn't know was a thing people did http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbZMm4CqZ3M
tumbleweed rank	Mon Dec 11 18:30:48 2017 d'aww http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7irSjfw4Zow
tumbleweed rank	Mon Dec 11 18:35:24 2017 nativity scene http://img.../5a2b056c190000be3503559a.jpeg
tumbleweed rank	Tue Dec 12 02:03:23 2017 A woman in a Pittsburgh suburb thought there was something strange going on in her apartment, so she set up security cameras. She was shocked when she reviewed the footage and, according to police, saw her landlord masturbating on her clothes. The victim told police she recently put cameras in the bedroom of her apartment in Castle Shannon because she suspected someone was “going through her personal effects, specifically her clothing,” according to WTAE-TV. Images recorded Dec. 1 allegedly show a man later identified as her landlord, 67-year-old Thomas Fallon, masturbating in the bedroom in a “state of undress,” police said, according to The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review. Fallon was charged with two felonies, burglary and criminal trespass, and one count of criminal mischief.
tumbleweed rank	Tue Dec 12 08:38:46 2017 possibly Wang Yongning's last stunt: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=81c_1512884745
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Dec 12 10:05:05 2017 ..but this may also be it? Confusing if he fell from multiple spots http://www...oof-of-a-62-storey-skyscraper/
tumbleweed rank	Tue Dec 12 18:36:23 2017 the LL description didn't really seem to be claiming that video was his death video so the Sun one may be more likely ...or perhaps he grabbed hold of places on the way down (w/ outfit change) & then fell from there too... the legend of Wang Yongning
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Dec 13 01:39:00 2017 "...or perhaps he grabbed hold of places on the way down (w/ outfit change) & then fell from there too..." Lol. That would be good :D "A reminder to NEVER sleep on the job" http://imgur.com/gallery/0vNhnPL Especially funny is the Imgurians who can't find anything funny if there's someone being "hurt" ;D ... luckily South Park has pointed out that these can be called "Millennials Against Canada" ;p
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Dec 13 01:48:26 2017 In Soviet Russia, brush rations.. something something.. YOU! http://www...vpXl-Ls/?taken-by=family_colin (fluffy kitten being groomed)
swordtail rank	Wed Dec 13 19:54:02 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQ3jS2FVAAEybr3.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Thu Dec 14 01:55:30 2017 "Fully nude amid temperatures in the 20s, the man jumped onto a moving truck, stabbed at it and then ran into the woods with a tire around his neck, witnesses said [article link]" ~NBC Washington "Steve Bannon’s next candidate." ~David French's reply the article link: http://www...ational-Airport-463740643.html
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Dec 15 03:08:07 2017 Imgur is 99% garbage today — just net neutrality and secret Santa garbage — but this kitty cat got through: http://www.instagram.com/p/Bbbl4vmH0_7/?taken-by=star_pawss
tumbleweed rank	Fri Dec 15 21:30:06 2017 doggo rides sheepo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfwgLHyydFc
tumbleweed rank	Fri Dec 15 22:04:17 2017 Best Fails of the Year 2017: Part 1 (if you have only 10 secs, i recommend the cliff jump @ 2:51) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnCsZ6YaWew
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Dec 16 04:59:09 2017 "doggo rides sheepo" :D :D "(if you have only 10 secs, i recommend the cliff jump @ 2:51)" Oh my gods D: D: ... 6:18 was also a little scary (wedding dress jump). 9:02 was fun :D (kid hit by [ram?]) cute kitten gallery: http://imgur.com/gallery/4ocDc
tumbleweed rank	Sat Dec 16 07:09:33 2017 yeah the ram was good too :p i believe i've noted my desire for a show of animals attacking children
swordtail rank	Sat Dec 16 19:26:24 2017 Briteside Cannabis Delivery. Discover the Best Cannabis at brtside.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrTcwOJpRk4
swordtail rank	Sat Dec 16 19:27:56 2017 Weedinol™ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VAa4h4RQ0k
tumbleweed rank	Sun Dec 17 00:22:44 2017 female monkeys pleasuring themselves on deer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3H-886XkN4 ...and that's why respectable women ride sidesaddle
tumbleweed rank	Sun Dec 17 00:27:51 2017 golden snub-nosed non-deer-humping monkey: http://new...000/867/86716.adapt.1900.1.jpg
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