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tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 04 10:39:12
on TV now:

Maury S19/E51
"I'm Back for a 2nd DNA Test... This Time I Know I'm Not the Dad!"
(w/ multiple guests fitting that description)

S19/E51 !!
that's a lot of yelling people wanting to abandon their kids
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 04 11:04:30
cat & girl riding tiny horse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21w8GbYAnx4
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Jan 04 11:28:14
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DStX7bmVoAAUdx4.jpg
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Jan 04 11:28:47
Thai penis whitening fad drives social media nuts
Read more at http://www...ives-social-media-nuts-9832428
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Jan 04 11:38:15
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSqejZ8U8AAwuJB.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 04 15:59:26
from whitening article:
"She said they use a very small laser."

zing!
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 04 19:54:23
I identify with old school goth kitty and metal kitty, but these self-reporting cat self-identification tests tend to be more simplified than real life ;)

I watched that horse crash from the last thread like.. 20 times :D

kitten jumps into old person's hands, [makes him feel young again before he begins an assisted suicide]*:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtNT72S-5A8
*not verified
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 04 22:59:21
guy risks life to show footage from inside the BOMB CYCLONE
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed4_1515110282
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 04 23:08:04
lol... guess the Weather Channel’s latest hype title isn’t accurate? :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 05 10:28:47
those weather people do anything for ratings
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 05 10:58:21
guy with poor situational awareness:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=106_1515151291
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 05 13:57:47
BOMB CYCLONE! news:

It’s so cold in Florida that iguanas are falling from their perches in suburban trees.

The National Weather Service in Miami said temperatures dipped below 40 degrees Fahrenheit (5 degrees Celsius) early Thursday in parts of South Florida. That’s chilly enough to immobilize green iguanas common in Miami’s suburbs.

The cold-blooded reptiles go into a deep sleep when the temperature falls into the 40s (below 10 Celsius). Experts said their bodies basically shut off and they lose their grip on the tree.

But it isn’t sudden death: Experts said the reptiles perk up when the temperatures rises.
Pillz
Member
Fri Jan 05 14:01:55
Places in MA have been flooded by storm surges, which then froze.

Pictures of streets with 2-3 feet of ice in them, cars stuck and all.
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 05 19:07:42
*Now* we're talking! If I can't listen to AC/DC's "If You Want Blood (You Got It)" while hearing the news, then the news isn't that great ;p
(AC/DC - If You Want Blood (You Got It))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EWqTym2cQU

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"But it isn’t sudden death: Experts said the reptiles perk up when the temperatures rises."

A bummer (apparently) for the Florida peeps on Imgur; they seem not to like having all the iguanas around. Probably because people from Florida are bad people :p

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Some people just know how to party:
http://imgur.com/gallery/J3IJGbK
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 05 19:14:32
Video of those frozen streets in MA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcSpz3KMAXQ
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 05 19:35:38
fresh pups:
"My dog had 9 puppies last night"
http://imgur.com/gallery/z1BCg
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 05 20:55:49
From January 2017, but it was just posted.. maybe as an anniversary thing?
Bull shark attacks spearfisherman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnA5DT3ilQw
Pillz
Member
Fri Jan 05 22:27:38
Ok so Massachusetts got #rekt.

Nice storm
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 05 22:41:10
this is the work of Scott 'sound-proof booth' Pruitt


poor sharky :/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 06 12:02:45
Puerto Rico... still trying to milk Christians for assistance w/ their petty problems...

"THREE KINGS DAY WITHOUT POWER"
http://twitter.com/PuertoRicoPUR/status/949643425237864448
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 06 19:01:49
boar trashes some chair-hating restaurant
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=19a_1515225226
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 07 06:17:47
That seemed calculated. Planned. As if that restaurant had wronged the boar somehow... hmmm...
;p

I like that someone in the comments wished Puerto Rico a happy King’s Day :D
#ThoughtsAndPrayers ;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 07 11:19:32
yeah i saw that :p ... thought maybe being snarky as her bio says she's snarky but she also has pro Puerto Rico news posts
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 07 15:53:15
psychological-thriller/boring robbery video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrMABzoKveg
robber enters 0:20... people leave & lock him in... will he get out???????????
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 07 16:14:51
Saying goodbye to a rescued Squirrel...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ef9_1515189921
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 07 16:15:42
...i feel like just after watching the red wedding
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 07 16:30:40
Golden Globes tonight... yay awards shows!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 07 18:02:53
anyone not wearing black is a monster

...they probably should have made it brown or something as likely many getting unintentional credit
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 07 20:35:46
"psychological-thriller/boring robbery video"
Highlights:
1:50 — Neat that he tried shooting the lock out.. but I guess he only brought a few bullets
2:39 — tries to charge into door to open it
4:06 — yanking on door
4:19 — sets off alarm in back?
4:39 — kicking door with more dedication than earlier shoves
5:14 — starts saying, "Please, I have nothing ... I'm sorry" at the door
7:19 — holds his hands up at the entrance until...
9:20 — 5-O arrives
..un reflet du « Mur » de Sartre... on est dans le piège de la société; tout choix existe dans une cellule. On peut frapper le mur, on peut serrer nos mains, on peut hurler de douleur, mais toujours l'heure du peloton d'exécution attend. Le mur qui s'emprisonne, aussi il devient le décor de la mort — comme toujours la mort attend, et la liberté était une illusion qu'on choisissait peindre. Sous la peinture: le mur, le peloton, la mort. Cet homme comprend. Toujours, dans la rue, sous la peinture, des policiers attendent à le fusiller. Trop tard il peut regarder le piège — l'absurdité de la vie se révèle.

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"Saying goodbye to a rescued Squirrel..."
lol :D ... this seems to happen a lot in rescue&release videos :D

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"anyone not wearing black is a monster"
Were they taking a stand against Star Wars? ;)

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"Cat Bath"
http://imgur.com/gallery/IU8bE
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 07 22:24:43
google translate worked really well on that dead language :p
i was thinking he sorta went through denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance


my parents tried cat baths on our first cat... not since...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 08 01:12:30
graphic bird on bird violence
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1a7_1515366756

no sign of remorse or shame...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 08 11:01:05
scumbag monkey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwTiHCDEWjQ
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Jan 08 11:49:48
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSt_1FrU8AEukfF.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 08 13:31:51
^it's harder to befriend a bunny than one would hope


semi-interesting 'will it meatloaf?' experiments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EmFN1nRQ6M

the pizza one is the only one looking good to me... i didn't know the last item was a thing, & wish i still didn't know
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 08 16:42:22
i just checked my Spam folder... a lot of strangers are trying to give me money

one says i was gifted $2 Million!!! i have been hoping for that forever...

and i won $5 Million!...

and my first payment of $5k is ready...

and lots more like those

what if Google is stuffing the emails in the spam folder & taking all my free money :/
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 08 19:53:08
I haven't gotten one in a while :(
I just checked and all I have is this one:
"Would you like to be Research Analyst ? This is 100% legitimate. This is no B.S"

You know from the missing article on "Research Analyst" that it's probably from Nigeria, but this is lower effort than usual. Maybe they figured they'd get more success if they didn't send that form that requires all of your information until the *2nd* email? ;)

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"google translate worked really well on that dead language :p"
I hope it did a good job! :D

"i was thinking he sorta went through denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance"
That's kind of how Sartre's "The Wall" goes. It's good fun! ;)

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"graphic bird on bird violence"

Just reminded me that on my phone I have video of a hawk eating a bunny (not the capture part, just the feeding part)... if this gets 1000+ upvotes, I'll post it as a gif ;p

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More porn and reposts than usual have made it to the front page of Imgur, but a post of a duck cuddling with kittens made it through:
http://imgur.com/gallery/MeybC
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 08 22:36:57
i'm 100% left-brained... not sure i can handle a french philosopher

i took Religious Studies courses for my Humanities requirement... they had multiple choice tests & no writing


also... porn is as important as kittens for the internet
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 08 23:16:26
lulz, sounds like a good course ;D .. but the Wall isn't so bad at any rate; just a depressing short story about a prisoner the night before his scheduled execution (as opposed to being one of Sartre's non-narrative essays). Walking Dead reminds me of it a lot :)

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This was fun..
"Dog hugs his owner after undergoing surgery"
http://imgur.com/gallery/PUrFFqD
..fun mostly because the person who posted it tried to promote their video game in the description, but if you go to the website for the game, the negative reviews were *very* negative :D
"This is a very very very very very very early access game
this is more like a game that might be a game in some time, a few years or so ... the entire thing is just an early, amateurish attempt at a game."
"This game is an unpolished turd. Early acess or not, this is just bad."

And one of the comments on the Imgur page: "Fuck you, your reposts and your game" (this because the original poster has intentionally been reposting to get to the front page where he can change the description to get traffic to the game).
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 08 23:21:54
More video from the chill in the North-East US:
"The frozen hell of Bangor Maine a few nights back"
http://imgur.com/gallery/s4nQB
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 09 10:30:24
"depressing short story about a prisoner the night before his scheduled execution"

there was a movie like that too right? ...except just going to prison instead of execution... i know the guy wanted his face bashed in to be unappealing
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 09 10:35:54
'He spends five hours every day in the crowded trains to get to work and return.' :O

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=854_1515491752
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Jan 09 12:58:56
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTCmAf7VAAEtwH0.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 09 13:07:49
That could work ;)

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"there was a movie like that too right? ...except just going to prison instead of execution... i know the guy wanted his face bashed in to be unappealing"

25th Hour :D

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"'He spends five hours every day in the crowded trains to get to work and return.'"

Yeahs... I think if my commute was that long&uncomfy that I would just sleep in/near the office or something. I like to live near work, though..

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Cat being brushed backwards, but it's cool with it:
http://imgur.com/gallery/JLwq4mP
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 09 17:54:17
i can really feel the deep brushing... #catEmpath


& yeah, 25th Hour... i remember remarkably little about it :p, prob should watch again
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 09 22:30:39
lemur cyclone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sun1x0ANt-Y
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 09 23:28:06
LOL!! XD
Good idea of the editor to do that slow motion at the end :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 09 23:44:05
George Zimmerman all over again! (the audio controversy part)

what do you hear?
http://twitter.com/thismorning/status/928274292424536064
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 10 00:13:52
Definitely sounds like "fuck you, little bear" :D
..but then again, no matter how many times I watch the Family Guy intro, it always sounds like Stewie is saying, "effin' cry!" (even though it's supposed to be "Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us [laugh and] cry").. so.. missing audio bits I guess ;)
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Jan 10 09:04:11
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTLhBpwWAAABqQi.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jan 10 10:54:41
i think 'effin' is how i heard it at first too :p


some guy with total faith in the white crosswalk paint lines:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=20c_1515578449
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 11 10:49:32
large flaming headdress
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=696_1515657902
the torch bearer who causes it just sorta cringes & does nothing :p... same as i would do
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 11 12:41:06
tiny lil' cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W86cTIoMv2U
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 11 12:45:45
Star Wars "Cantina Theme" played by a pencil
(listen close)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcghl0lbDSk
not a trick :p can listen once to prove no 'AIGH!' at end or something
took me a few listens
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Jan 11 13:37:43
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTHvWifVMAAHAt0.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 11 15:24:34
buttless jeans - $125
http://a57...pg/1862/1048/1515688076279.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 11 15:53:04
what's up with these 'i'm not a robot': click all images with roads/street-signs/traffic-lights/etc?

too many ambiguous images... 'well that piece of pole is probably a traffic light...', 'that little corner of gray might be a road...'

took me like 4 or 5 pages before i passed :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 11 16:16:09
Totes! The street sign ones can be annoying because when it's a picture of one sign across multiple squares the sign might be a little bit over into other squares.. and sometimes you're not supposed to click on squares where there's only a little?

Yay! That BBC little cat was in my YouTube interests email today. Guess YouTube's algorithm has figured me out .. though most people probably like cat videos, so it was a safe bet for them ;p

..which reminds me.. this was the follow-up video to Coyote's centipede pain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngTcyNtDjE8
I like when he goes quiet like he's going to pass out and die.. like at about 5:02 :D
They had to go to the hospital for this one (no footage of that), so it sounds like this is a winner for masochist pain parties ;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 11 16:24:07
they should've tossed in a tennis ball or a pen or something for size context... i'm assuming around large squirrel size


i don't know why Coyote asked to cut the cameras in the first one :p... they didn't & why should they

i think he should have to do 3 centipedes at once to make up for his cowardice
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 11 16:24:35
oops... to be clear, the tennis ball thing was about the cat
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 11 18:34:41
Oh that clears things up; I thought you meant the welt on Coyote’s arm :D ... but yeah.. best they did was show the cat next to a leaf and mention that it could fit in the palm of the hand. The photographers need to be more Hunter S Thompson about their participation in the story ;)

Yeah! Sounded like they only cut the cameras for a minute or two, if that. +1 on multi-bite challenge :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 12 00:40:57
leaf sizes vary... and what people consider 'fitting' in a palm

i want the tennis ball :p

============

A Rhode Island rap artist whose songs include a tune titled "Sell Drugsz" was sentenced to three years in prison Wednesday -- for selling drugs.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 12 13:35:13
The latest social media fad could be fatal, doctors warn.

The “Tide Pod Challenge” has taken social media by storm but the craze could be extremely harmful to humans.

Teenagers have been posting videos of themselves chewing and gagging on the small, colorful detergent pods and daring others to follow suit. Some social media users have posted videos of themselves cooking the pods before eating them, WSB-TV reported.

However, the pods, which contain ethanol, polymers and hydrogen peroxide are extremely toxic and can make people very sick if consumed, CBS News reported.

The challenge appeared to begin as a joke in an article in The Onion, a satirical news organization. In 2017, College Humor posted a satirical video of a man eating the pods because they looked inviting and delicious.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 12 13:36:46
YouTube seems to be removing the videos... damn their sense of responsibility
Pillz
Member
Fri Jan 12 13:49:05
Idiot eats tide pod after smoking another tide pod in dab rig

Starts after 1:30

Good guess the race

https://youtu.be/tzGB8cvioIQ
Pillz
Member
Fri Jan 12 13:54:57
Oh, also later in the video you get to see someone put a clorox dish washer pod in their mouth, if anyone is into that
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 12 14:10:26
of course i'm into that!
i see at 5:48 he puts it in for a second or so

a bit of a compilation video here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6UedrlmY6Q
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 12 14:14:32
...that 3:00 Joseph Gordon-Levitt guy is from the College Humor joke vid though
hood
Member
Fri Jan 12 14:23:07
"Would you like to be Research Analyst ? This is 100% legitimate. This is no B.S"

No, clearly that's for a master's program!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 12 18:35:24
another Star Wars tune by pencil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EWEkJA5GM0
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 12 19:34:53
That one was easier to follow than the other :)

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"i want the tennis ball :p"

Agreed! :D

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"YouTube seems to be removing the videos... damn their sense of responsibility"

Now *that* should increase sales of 1984, not some random Kellyanne Conway clip! The people need to see half-wits eating detergent pods!!! ;p
..I'm also annoyed by sites that shadow ban. That's an especially screwed up way of dealing with people.

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"a bit of a compilation video here"

Already removed :'(

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I was expecting my mean comment to be downvoted and get angry replies, but it got 5 upvotes..
(post that talks about Star Wars — bunch of Twitter screen shots)
http://imgur.com/gallery/6q4tb
[Me]: "This is like one of those Tumblr posts where someone makes obvious observations and sells it to easily-impressed dumbasses.. except Twitter"
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 12 19:35:16
little drone footage from Faroe Islands (near Iceland, of course)
http://www.instagram.com/p/BdxtRmlBFW2/
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jan 12 20:49:03
Video of a dog that is probably dead now:
(video from 2012 of dog howling while getting a professional bath)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHeNOA0KLhY
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 12 21:42:16
Luke's saber never touches Ben's because he isn't really there... and there weren't 3 versions to that past event, just Luke leaving stuff out the first time


re: Tide Pods
we need a Coyote Peterson of consuming cleaning products
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 13 01:03:00
dog going through fence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlIhoL4FEgA
...needs bionic woman/man sound effect like most slow-mo things
pillz
Member
Sat Jan 13 05:38:42
Fun Fact: The Nazis didn't know Faroe Island existed, so they never bothered to go there. I guess it wasn't on German maps and the Danes just never mentioned it?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 13 17:27:48
i didn't know it existed either, & wouldn't have found Poland on my first try

i'd be like the B- Time Traveler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGjKL9UZiMU
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 13 17:30:40
Bruce Lee w/ lightsabers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQC29joihwU
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jan 13 17:32:13
The Nazis went everywhere else though? I'm only 20% being flippant, because 80% I actually want to know if the Nazis over-explored the world :D

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"Luke's saber never touches Ben's because he isn't really there.."

+1

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"and there weren't 3 versions to that past event, just Luke leaving stuff out the first time"

Yeah that person was basically just being pretentious with that Japanese movie reference. He didn't mention if that Japanese movie is similar in any other way, which makes the reference meaningless since *lots* of movies have done that "multiple perspectives of one event" trope.

Another annoying thing about that Twitter posting is that that user was unnecessarily breaking ideas into Twitter-length posts instead of writing continuously and simply starting a new tweet for the continuance, which meant re-re-restating things like a 20/20 episode that just returned from commercial break for the 90th time. I.e.,:
Tweet 1: And so there was pizza.
Tweet 2: Since it is established that there was pizza, we can presume that cheese was present.
Tweet 3: As discussed, the pizza likely had cheese. Let us now turn to other toppings.
Tweet 4: On the 4th day of Christmas, this song became painfully redundant.

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Person adopts raccoon kit (temporarily?)
http://imgur.com/gallery/kNdWq
There was some narrative mixed in about her needing this raccoon at this time in her life or whatever, but who cares — raccoon pictures!! :D
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jan 13 17:37:57
lol@B- Time Traveler
Hadn't seen that before :D

Nice Bruce Lee edit :D :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jan 13 22:47:51
yeah, who cares about her story, but ending is nice... rehabilitated raccoon going off w/ fellow raccoons (unless they killed and ate him)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 14 11:19:37
parking fail
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DThGKBjW0AECS23.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 14 11:23:30
tigers attack horse at some incompetent circus show
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=561_1515933893
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 14 23:40:15
I'm actually pretty glad that video went on so long.. yet I wished for more :(

I tried to find info on this, but not much came up. One source claimed that the horse is expected to recover, but they weren't exactly citing sources. Then I found this video of a tiger riding a horse, which may be why the horse in the attack video was wearing that harness:
http://www...s-tiger-forced-ride-HORSE.html
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 15 10:26:23
call this an unfair generalization if you must, but chinese people are evil soulless monsters
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 15 10:50:14
dogs attack tree at some incompetent disposal effort
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seplheZ6d7M
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Jan 15 11:12:56
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTlzBEXXkAEMK-E.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 15 11:45:31
and it makes the baby jesus cry
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Jan 15 12:53:18
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTjNcbFVAAAMiFu.jpg
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Jan 15 13:30:58
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTjRzbYVwAAFdQl.jpg:large
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 15 15:31:36
I'm surprised that halfwit-feminist icon Anita Sarkeesian could be objectionable to a crazed LGBTQ-ASPCA-NAMBLA-potato, but people who spend an hour getting the lighting and angles right on their YouTube glam channels before filming probably aren't known for their intelligence ;p

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Poor doggos wanted to keep playing with tree :'(

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"evil soulless monsters"

Another generalization is that they tend to put their garbage/rubbish outside of their apartment doors for long stretches of time rather than walking it to the complex dumpsters.. seems to be a 1st generation peasant mentality :p

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Pretty dog in HD gif:
http://imgur.com/gallery/FW4kLpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 15 16:22:18
..so sick of the Grammarly commercials on YouTube :| ..
"Iz I ruhtarded?"
Grammarly fix: "You is totes ruhtarded, fam, but weze canz helps youze"
"Now I'ze sounds soo smahtz!"
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jan 15 16:35:07
i have Adblock Plus for Firefox, seems to cancel any ads on YouTube... but some websites complain about it, and occasionally YouTube videos don't play properly - only get audio (which may or may not be related)
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 15 18:14:37
Oops! Good call. I installed it on Chrome, but I forgot to put it on Firefox.. and usually I use Firefox when I go to YouTube so I thought that YouTube had found a way around AdBlock or something. Thx! :D

Harry Potter from Pokémon has apparently been touring with his Orphan Black clone — a trophy of the man he killed to become the Potter.
http://www...tour-a24-paul-dano-1201686029/
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 15 22:19:03
..looks like that was actually from 2016, so it's less weird than if he was still touring with his dummy :p

Fight stopped by offering pizza to the fighters:
http://imgur.com/gallery/2yiUk7O
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Jan 16 10:06:58
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTqkWY6W0AEw1q1.jpg
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Jan 16 13:36:11
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTmh1fuU0AAcuNq.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 16 15:33:45
Just another one of those terrible world injustices! Just like how peeps can fight and die for their countries at age 18, but they're not allowed to drink [a mind-altering chemical which reduces their judgement and mental faculties and increases the likelihood of them raping people or causing international incidents] until age 21! (I.e., service peeps complaining about the drinking age vs fighting age). ;p

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Lions maul the woman who raised her because she abandoned them for 7 years:
http://www...DMV/permalink/410516982721570/
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 16 15:47:59
doggo on morphine:
http://imgur.com/gallery/sG7sgqZ
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 16 17:03:28
d'aww at lions, everyone should get one


very murderous bird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1oB4gbrrZY
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 16 21:56:20
That'll work it up into a frenzy when it finds the real deal ;p

Puppy that was bred as a novelty to be weak, slow, and useless for protection is shown to be cute on a snow day:
http://imgur.com/gallery/0j0gx
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