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tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Feb 03 15:58:20 another decent twitter account: http://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Feb 03 23:41:09 Lots of lukewarm Trump-bashing, but this one was good: Politico: "Analysis: Millions of Americans believe God made Trump president" TheTweetOfGod: "Meta-analysis: Millions of Americans are fucking morons." .. That human candle was satisfying for some reason :D .. Based on this pretty unimaginative Onion headline, I'm guessing that one of the Onion writers just learned about the meaningless "Bechdel Test" (The Bechdel Test has an incorrect underlying assumption/subtext that movies that do not have multiple women who speak to each other about something other than men are not feminist or forward-thinking movies): "Sci-Fi Film Presents Vision Of Future In Which Women Never Speak To Each Other" [Onion News in Brief] http://ent...e-in-which-women-ne-1822674263 "LOS ANGELES—Touted as a bold imagining of 26th-century life, the science fiction movie Day Of The Crimson proposes a vision of the future in which women rarely—if ever—speak to each other, sources confirmed Friday. “Even beyond its taut pacing and gorgeous cinematography, the film offers a glimpse at an alternate reality in which women still exist, but engage in no meaningful exchanges whatsoever,” said New York Times film critic A.O. Scott, noting that when the women of this advanced society do speak to each other, their dialogue centers around one or more prominent male characters. “In the lush world the filmmakers have created, one 500 years removed from our own, there seem to be be fewer women in general… Apart from the throngs of ever-present female sex robots, only a scant few appear, and none over the age of 40.” Despite early hype, several reviewers on the website Rotten Tomatoes claim the film—which was written by James Gunn, directed by Christopher Nolan, stars Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto, and opens in theaters nationwide June 9—borrows its female-conversation subplot from several thousand other movies released from 1927 to last week."
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Feb 03 23:43:04 "FBI Warns Republican Memo Could Undermine Faith In Massive, Unaccountable Government Secret Agencies" [Onion News in Brief] http://pol...rmine-faith-in-mass-1822639681 "WASHINGTON—Stressing that such an action would be highly reckless, FBI Director Christopher Wray warned Thursday that releasing the “Nunes Memo” could potentially undermine faith in the massive, unaccountable government secret agencies of the United States. “Making this memo public will almost certainly impede our ability to conduct clandestine activities operating outside any legal or judicial system on an international scale,” said Wray, noting that it was essential that mutual trust exist between the American people and the vast, mysterious cabal given free rein to use any tactics necessary to conduct surveillance on U.S. citizens or subvert religious and political groups. “If we take away the people’s faith in this shadowy monolith exempt from any consequences, all that’s left is an extensive network of rogue, unelected intelligence officers carrying out extrajudicial missions for a variety of subjective, and occasionally personal, reasons.” At press time, Wray confirmed the massive, unaccountable government secret agencies were unaware of any wrongdoing for violating constitutional rights."
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Feb 03 23:58:23 I didn't read any of this post. It seems sad or whatever, and that's not the point for me; it's a cute cat: http://imgur.com/gallery/pHx0b
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Feb 04 00:11:05 Another kitty cat. This one tucked in and falling asleep: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZiZ3H
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Feb 04 12:12:14 here's some of those millions of morons http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6PbPFBPs3k all blonde in honor of Fox News anchorwomen perhaps for some reason they think he's accepted Christ into his heart & asked for forgiveness for his sins (not sure i've ever heard him mention Jesus, and he specifically said he's never asked for forgiveness) that he's no longer a brash New Yorker and that being a father changes you... even though this porn star affair was just after his 5th kid born... & ~30 yrs after his 1st kid born...
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Feb 04 14:09:49 I guess they reset the workplace incidents timer every time he does something objectionable ;D ..that reporter could have asked less obvious questions though :/ From November: Roomba navigates English bulldog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=losADEhHBqU
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Feb 04 17:20:34 A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL (w/ its typical level of humor) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tUCuMSPQwE best parts imo: the poor ref @ 3:00 & the nicknames at 5:30 human stick observer :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Feb 04 19:07:09 scary face http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVO7gl1U0AAcgDi?format=jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Feb 04 20:35:02 many birds http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4b5_1517764354 not enough wires and poles
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Feb 04 21:09:53 I wonder if Tide spending so much ad money on the Super Bowl to fix their reputation after the trail of bodies from the Tide pod challenge
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Feb 04 22:29:08 just saw an ad for Triumeq... which, as is the norm, consisted mostly of reasons not to take it... i believe i heard 'don't take if you have a certain gene configuration' these are getting really specific
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Feb 04 23:44:22 I just hope they come out with better flavors ;D "many birds" so cool :o "best parts imo" That back scratching thing at 5:05 was also good :D Very large sea turtle: http://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/3323977164316117
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 05 11:03:58 not sure what that large turtle cracked open but seemed impressive by sound... perhaps a new thing for Coyote to get bitten by! Jimmy Fallon getting unusually political in good Bob Dylan rendition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ9drv78dCQ
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Feb 05 11:19:22 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DT1sU_EWAAI0QaG.jpg
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Feb 05 12:17:30 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVHUCtrWkAAck01.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 05 13:54:17 stovetop challenge http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=963_1517850164
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 05 16:15:47 "Doritos to make ‘lady-friendly’ chips that don’t crunch for women" #woke #metoo #prayformizzou
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Feb 05 22:08:49 I hope that stove-top challenge catches on with the proles ;D Jimmy did some nice voice work on the Dylan song, but it just makes me want to listen to the original :p ..I'm a little more disappointed than usual by Imgur atm :/ .. peeps were asking for the source of an image, and some hacks responded by "sourcing" to Pinterest — as though that's the source of anything — while I actually tracked down the photographer, went through his postings, and found where he referenced the photo and gave details about it. Not a single upvote or reply! Heathens! ;p Supermarket fish tank breaks, leaving floppers on the floor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-syilXGYzg
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Feb 05 22:11:07 double kitten squee!: http://www.instagram.com/p/BT-QBJ7DdFu/?taken-by=bocaratona
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Feb 05 22:19:52 "nap time" cute menagerie http://imgur.com/gallery/fdZa7
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 05 23:00:19 the Dylan song made me think of Watchmen's opening sequence... which i rewatched recently... probably could make a good similar style montage to Fallons i thought the NFL lyrics particularly well-done... (having to write a poem was the most nightmarish assignment ever in English classes for me :p) ---- i'd upvote if i had an imgur acct! ---- @fish... that oaf in the green shirt is moving agonizingly slowly & ineptly w/ the net (seems empty when he meanders back down the aisle at end)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 05 23:05:35 Watchmen's opening credits for any of our huge audience who forgot or hasn't seen it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv2RXpYfCyA which i was also impressed by... a great telling of the back story w/ fitting music
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 05 23:35:49 i can't express how disappointing it is to see 'deleted video' in my YouTube favorites i feel like i have to download everything to preserve the treasures why can't it at least let me know the title so i know what's lost? ... damn free service not giving me everything i want...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 05 23:48:47 for the record, some appear to give the first few words if you click it and it was deleted on copyright issues...
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Feb 05 23:50:06 lulz :D I've had that same issue! Though I haven't checked those favorites in a while.. Yeah I don't think the grocery people have any real urgency to save those fish :D +1 Deer on Watchmen. Really like that movie, and that opening scene was great. The "Justice League" movie kind of made me just want to watch Watchmen again, actually.. maybe this means I'm getting nostalgic and should get out of the way of the young peeps with their fidget spinners and Tide pods ;D speaking of Tide pods, the new Natalie [Portman] Raps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS8bma7LRX4
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 06 00:11:24 Elderly possum is ejected from its family home by belligerent car-restoring man: (only first 3 minutes relevant) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXUcwwfNv8U
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Feb 06 00:12:57 Wonder Woman's theme song is excellent i also want more Aquaman :p i'd like less huge random/unclear jumping & less requiring the saving of the entire earth from destruction some blasts from the past from my Favorites: - Too Many Cooks - a 'Hitler Reacts' to the 'Pepper Spray Cop' meme - that creepy guy w/ the Miley Cyrus towel
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Feb 06 01:06:14 & 2 great Vines: screaming girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrReR09wGD4
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Feb 06 01:07:14 & 'he's beginning to believe' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74gTaRy5GWY
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Feb 06 01:15:12 & for good measure... the oldest video on my favorites... & still the most impressive editing job i've ever seen Star Trek + Nine Inch Nails = Closer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY ok, going to bed... spent 2 hrs YouTubing :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Feb 06 15:29:18 a cop Zimmermaning a cow for some reason, has a good ending http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=195_1517942881
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Feb 06 18:14:13 giant beast at bird feeder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc1pdw8miQQ
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 06 19:34:19 "Wonder Woman's theme song is excellent" +1 Deer! I do like that each character has his or her own theme song :D .. just wish that DC had had the patience to do a movie for Flash and Aquaman before making Justice League. Marvel fans get all of *their* crappy movies, why not DC?? :( :( ;p (I am aware that Flash and Aquaman have movies coming up in 2020 and 2018, but I mean cinematic backstory *before* the team-up) "less requiring the saving of the entire earth from destruction" Yeah couldn't they have dealt with a smaller issue for their first team-up? Like maybe Lex had designed some elaborate psyche-maze that messed with them mentally? ..something to showcase Lex' intellect while trapping the heroes somehow :D .. Nice favorites! :D "Too Many Cooks" is great. I've been surprised by how few people in the real world are aware of it. Quelle tragédie! lol@Star Trek Closer edit. That was... some very compressed homo-eroticism XD ..Looking at my YouTube favorites.. looks like I only ever used it years ago to favorite some piano stuff. Like my first favorite was of this person "chocotiger" who has my favorite version of Beethoven's "Piano Sonata No.8, Op.13, 1st Mvt. 'Pathetique'" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi8pAv8BVoU ..he has a few mistakes, but the professional versions/players don't seem to have his emotion, which counts a lot more I think. ..also favorited the ending scene of "Still Breathing", the theater scene from "Donnie Darko", SP's "Try Try Try", and Natalie Walker's SP cover "Galapagos".. last updated 2013 — I've got to start favoriting again :D
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 06 19:34:22 lol@Zimmerman cop Freedom!!!! This came up as a related video from 2017: "[Exhausted] Raccoon Rescued [from middle of a] Bay" (edited their clickbait capitalizations) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCiwxSybvqM Not shown: the camera wasn't rolling when they first found the raccoon, so to get the footage, they caught a raccoon in the wild, dropped it in the bay, drove away for 2 hours, then returned with their cell phones on ;D
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 06 21:34:38 Real-life GORE alert! The TLDR: a few weeks ago this person fell asleep in his car while wearing wet socks (this situation itself was because he wanted to save money = a bit poor), got frostbite, had feet amputated. Is weirdly upbeat about it all. http://www...y_and/?st=jdciinkp&sh=a76a38eb
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Feb 06 22:41:19 your favorites list may be more high-brow than mine... no piano music... but here's a Kroll Show bit you could add (i think you found it originally :p) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Cd8iOsspQ that raccoon may be the next Jason Bourne (that's how his movie started iirc)
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 06 23:18:08 oh my gods; someone needs to redo those movies with raccoons :o :o :o "Kroll Show bit" lol!!! forgot about that one :D :D "SHUT YOUR PIG MOUTH" XD X'D XD "your favorites list may be more high-brow than mine" Only because I populated it while I was in a long since past piano-learning phase ;D ..have been meaning to start practicing again, but my Korg is in another state, so that's been a barrier ;p penguins exposed to bubble technology: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfa8KXEdtKA
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Feb 07 08:30:40 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVX8WSBXcAU_hdM.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Feb 07 18:28:48 cow eating mail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XQfmU1IILs
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Feb 08 00:41:44 All herbivores are opportunistic paper-vores I think ;) kitties aggressively nuzzling: http://imgur.com/gallery/SERZJ
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Feb 08 00:57:01 ice spikes on a bike: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWgognv5Frg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Feb 08 10:47:18 ended just as hoped :p Winter Olympics start today-ish!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Feb 08 23:16:58 South Korea is kicking USA ass at curling ...probably cheating w/ magnets or something
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Feb 09 10:53:19 the chinese art of insurance scamming http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61b_1518166640 ...didn't go well for this guy, or maybe better than hoped, who knows
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Feb 09 20:10:46 Maybe he thought that if you *really* commit to the scam then it pays better? ;D Happy Pizza Day!! (Another greeting card holiday, but lots of pizza places seem to be offering discounts, so it's sort of a thing) "The best pirate I've ever seen" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GHbtOx8-cw
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Feb 11 00:25:49 "When you call the dog over but he has no sense of personal space" http://imgur.com/gallery/RtOEL
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Feb 11 01:24:14 how does the person not move the camera when about to be hit by a large dog :o Switzerland crushed the half-parasite-infested Korean women's hockey team 8-0
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Feb 11 14:57:45 Norway edges out China in mixed doubles Curling... go white people!
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Feb 11 18:26:30 I guess it pays to have an Olympics where all or most of the sports require large entrance investments for gear and training venues ;D .. "how does the person not move the camera when about to be hit by a large dog :o" A modern gladiator who has been taught not to flinch even when faced with a death blow? ;D .. "Switzerland crushed the half-parasite-infested Korean women's hockey team 8-0" I had to google "Korea parasites" to get that reference :D .. I totally missed the December 2017 thing with the defector: http://www...-korea-defector-surgery-735552 ..shot 5 times, wow D:
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Feb 11 18:26:43 old person pushes his dog on a swing: http://imgur.com/gallery/2F8P8
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Feb 11 18:47:43 Figure-skating move from this Olympics: http://imgur.com/gallery/AMmgd
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Feb 11 18:58:50 should've combo'd into hammer throw http://youtu.be/KnHUAc20WEU?t=11s
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Feb 11 22:33:48 lol :D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 12 00:09:39 the Onion film standard takes an odd turn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8OMMMsONf4
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Feb 12 00:23:58 LOL!!!! oh my fucking gods XD .... that was too great :D wow... :D .. I readied this next thing before watching the film standard, and now this seems so insignificant ;D This should probably be on LiveLeak if it isn't already :D (attaching a parachute and propeller to a buggy of some sort) http://www.facebook.com/orbait/videos/2067629393264221
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 12 01:21:07 good ending :p do you remember which movie review Rosenthal started eating people? that was another solid one :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 12 11:04:41 it seems it was Gravity http://ent...ion-reviews-gravity-1819595546
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 12 15:04:14 some sub-par portraits http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV2Y2pHW0AAYHI8.jpg (done by separate artists) weird background on Barack's, terrible face work on Michelle's
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Feb 12 18:06:48 Michelle's may as well not even be her. She should have refused to appear next to it ;p lol@gravity :D I may have to rewatch his videos.. I'd forgotten about that one :D The giant boar possibly responsible for the two bodies in the morgue that were apparently serial-crushed by a huge friggin' guy: http://www...4a44c8704825f95844f2bc2ec8943c
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Feb 12 23:19:32 This guy with blonde dreadlocks and a deep deep tan who does a "superman air" has probably spent a few hours on the beach: http://www.instagram.com/p/BfG2gUYArHe/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 12 23:39:04 Spicoli! =================== An argument that took place at a Missouri sports bar last week turned deadly as men feuded over the size of a German Shepherd dog, police said. Scott Beary, a 43-year-old father of three, died Wednesday after he was shot at Show-Me’s Sports Bar & Grill in Florissant, KMOV reported. Beary’s friend and co-worker, Ryan Jacobsmeyer, was reportedly injured in the incident. Witness Carl Leavy told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch that an argument broke out about the dog’s weight, as the alleged gunman’s friend said his German Shepherd was 290 pounds — but Beary didn’t believe it, and quipped that he was 325 pounds and couldn't imagine a dog close to his size. Beary and the alleged gunman reportedly exchanged numbers after talking about construction jobs. As Beary was leaving, according to Leavy, he allegedly jokingly told the shooter not to have hard feelings regarding their disagreement. The witness claimed that the gunman called Beary a rude name, and added that Beary allegedly threw a punch and the suspect then fired. The unidentified 54-year-old man who witnesses allege pulled the trigger was arrested and booked Wednesday on suspicion of second-degree murder, the Post-Dispatch reported. The suspect is not yet facing any charges due to insufficient evidence, despite four hours of surveillance video and more than 20 interviews from those who witnessed the incident, St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney Bob McCulloch said. It’s unclear, according to McCulloch, whether the alleged gunman acted in defense of himself or provoked the situation at the bar — which makes it difficult to file charges. can't have a good ole bar fight anymore :/ you have to wonder how Spock would evaluate these gun laws... i suspect not enough lawmakers are thinking about Spock
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Feb 12 23:51:58 Video of cars piling up in snow driving negligence incident on Interstate 35 near Ames, Iowa last week (February 5th, 2018): http://www...pileup-35-near-ames/312908002/ (fender bender starts at 2:30, and the crashing seems all over by about 5:15)
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Feb 12 23:57:29 "can't have a good ole bar fight anymore :/ you have to wonder how Spock would evaluate these gun laws... i suspect not enough lawmakers are thinking about Spock" Bummer :( .. maybe Spock would surprise people by saying that it's illogical not to battle to the death over issues of truth. Like if the dog really is 290 pounds, then the owner was obligated to fight for that truth ;D .. cute cat of the day: http://imgur.com/gallery/dzLSJ
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Feb 13 01:00:26 Spock would have a hard time understanding a lot of things :/... poor Spock a pretty harsh Impractical Jokers re-run tonight... including a 'bite someone's arm in 15 secs' (which was successful) & final bit was guy dressed in a weak robin hood outfit & told he was joining a musical in progress... but instead was a professional wrestling match, complete w/ embarrassing stuff to say introducing himself (not really sure if that's worse than the musical... but surely awkward either way :p... he tapped out pretty quick tho)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Feb 13 01:06:04 ...actually was probably a Peter Pan outfit
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 13 02:31:31 I'll have to find that one tomorrow! Looks like it's on TVmuse: http://www.tvmuse.com/tv-shows/Impractical-Jokers_29885/ ..which reminds me.. the new season of Homeland started, so time to look for that.. Insane person — probably in the Manchester United fan club — makes an organ (the instrument) with furbies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o (starts playing a song at 2:48)
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 13 18:51:23 doggo unimpressed http://imgur.com/gallery/AfsQB
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 13 19:26:24 It's always disappointing when I make a mean comment on Imgur, someone responds, and I make a wittier, meaner comment.. but then they don't respond again even though I already have an even wittier, meaner comment prepared for their inevitable/predictable response :( ..hopefully this person is just throwing a fit somewhere in the world and waiting to calm down before responding, in which case I'll get to provoke them again later ;D .. kitten yawning (the poster, "natsdorf", is another example of a repeat front page Imgurian who usually gets to the front page with good animal gifs): http://imgur.com/gallery/RdH9BVN
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 13 20:01:04 "Ra Wins Westminster God Show" [Onion Full Article] http://www...estminster-god-show-1822961049 "NEW YORK—Commending his healthy frame, impeccable lineage, and ability to form light and order from the primordial chaos, judges announced Thursday that Egyptian deity Ra has taken top honors at the 141st annual Westminster God Show..."
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 13 20:59:03 random lol :D Was just watching Family Guy S10E16 ("Killer Queen") and there was this part: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q1ykEq2E4U ..I wouldn't have caught the M.A.S.H. reference if you hadn't posted that clip before :D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Feb 13 21:41:18 all of Seth MacFarlane's obscure references seem directed to me :p ... or perhaps because of our similar age "when I make a mean comment" apparently Melania's anti-bullying campaign isn't working on you
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Feb 14 10:51:39 a weird lane obstruction & a crazy driver: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5da_1518543326
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Feb 14 12:28:02 Oh neat! Someone had posted that on Imgur, but of course they gave zero details and no source. The thing that didn't make sense was that he fled on foot from his *own* car after causing that accident... I wonder if maybe he thought he'd report it stolen or something?.. .. "apparently Melania's anti-bullying campaign isn't working on you" I have no mercy for vanity-posters like the one at which I made the mean comment >:D http://imgur.com/gallery/XSZ5Y [Me]: "Nice work and nice cat, but you started with a selfie, so that's a -1" [7ofNein; the original poster]: "Its not a selfie if someone else takes the photo. Why is that such a hard concept to grasp?" [Me]: "It must be a difficult concept for you to grasp that "selfie" informally includes any picture of oneself, particularly those done in vanity." I was expecting her to debate the definition of "selfie", at which point I'd say something about how her inability to grasp definitions wouldn't undo her blatantly grotesque vanity, but now it's been a day without responses so it's probably over :p ..this kind of makes me wonder if the surge in selfies on Imgur have come from people who think that they've found this magical semantic loophole. Hmm..
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Feb 14 12:28:06 This happened today, but the Liveleak link titled "Thief Accidentally Throws Brick At His Accomplice Knocking Him Out" has been deleted for the moment: http://imgur.com/gallery/FdN5QSo
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Feb 14 14:47:01 seems it's back: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c13_1518599429 w/ Plants vs Zombies music i think? some game i played too much of...
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Feb 15 02:57:38 I like the comments of people making fun of the poster's description :D Cute cat in HD pictures: http://imgur.com/gallery/2A6El
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Feb 15 03:14:55 This is kind of impressive (-ly stupid): http://i.imgur.com/lyFB18P.gifv
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Feb 15 03:14:58 Earliest posting seems to be via Reddit: http://www...6s&sh=7c7b05b1#bottom-comments ..person changing a flat in the middle of the highway D:
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Feb 15 03:17:28 hmmm.. actually that Reddit gif was 2017, but this story picked it up in 2016: http://www...hway-Kazakstan-Human-Kapchagai
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Feb 15 10:49:58 nice detective work that driver managed to avoid the human while still smashing the car w/ Terminator-like precision (the wussy Terminator who was ordered not to kill people)
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Feb 15 12:27:41 But he is an obsolete model! How can he love? ;p Someone already made fun of that Michelle Obama portrait: http://i.imgur.com/AvEDNhw.png
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Feb 15 12:33:54 office cat (another Front Page gif by natsdorf!) http://imgur.com/gallery/aBMpjs2
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Feb 15 21:36:49 how did doubles luge become a thing? i'm guessing Pence isn't allowed to watch it
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Feb 16 10:58:33 this road rage thing probably won't help SUV reputation (warning: turn off volume :p) http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=08b_1518765445
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Feb 16 10:59:12 reminded me of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTQ-YljDT0I (can skip 1st half)
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Feb 16 18:33:33 "how did doubles luge become a thing?" One of the weirder Olympic sports to be sure :D .. "this road rage thing" I blurted out "oh my gods" when the SUV started rolling up the side of the car — pretty spectacular in the spectacle sense :D ..peeps annoyed by the filmer, but she did give a little backstory.. sounds like the BMW car driver jumped into the HOV lane specifically to cut in front of the SUV as payback for something? This probably didn't do any positive work for BMW drivers, since they seem to have a bad reputation for being discourteous ;p ..this article says that the BMW guy fled the scene, was tracked down, and was charge with misdemeanor assault for the spitting, though the SUV driver was charged with felony assault for attacking with his vehicle: http://ktl...ge-incident-in-san-diego-area/ lol@"gentle curve ahead" :D ..definitely didn't take too much to flip that SUV :D
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Feb 16 18:37:11 Chicago Blackhawks kiss cam gag: http://www...awks/videos/10156304224189258/ ..the first part seems to be a recurring gag; there have been other videos where they give a small bear, a larger bear, then a very large bear, though the ending variation might be new.. so like, 99% sure that the girl is an actor :p
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Feb 16 18:40:51 wild gopher takes it chances with domesticated pupper: http://www.instagram.com/p/BfO_xNql5AG/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Feb 17 16:20:29 brave lil fella... or stupid lil fella... :p & yeah bear girl seems like she's probably in on it
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Feb 17 18:46:39 VR strikes again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1B7bAOz9fg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Feb 18 14:18:29 one of those whacked out trailers for Avengers Infinity War (much less chance of spoilers than the original trailer, but if a purist, don't watch :p) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG6uekF1xpo
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Feb 18 18:32:48 emotional reunion when monkey gets out of rehab http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a2_1518955202
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sun Feb 18 18:55:58 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWSkArpVAAAv0zg.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 19 13:10:45 ^yay for spandex ------ Bombardier Beetles Squirt Boiling Anal Chemicals to Make Frogs Vomit Bombardier beetles are often unlucky snacks for frogs, but they have a tricky defense mechanism even after being eaten—make the frogs throw them back up. When threatened, the beetles shoot out a boiling mix of chemicals with incredible force. In one study, 43% of beetles survived being eaten and regurgitated by the frogs. video of beetle being eaten & of the squirting when agitated... Coyote Peterson should see how bad that hurts: http://vid...-chemicals-frogs-vomit-vin-spd (not sure it plays w/ AdBlocker on... or maybe just have to wait out ~15 secs of black screen where ad would be)
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Feb 19 16:01:32 "boiling" for sure D: .. the steam rising from the spray was pretty neato. Coyote should definitely eat like, 30 of them ;D awww@monkey vid ♥:D Nice when one of the monkeys reached out to that apparent alpha monkey like, "Hey, it's [monkey name], don't you want to hug him too? ... you're so despondent! Why don't you love us?? :'(" ;p The trick to a good boiled dog soup is to slowly increase the temperature so that they don't know that they're dying: http://imgur.com/gallery/7yc7b
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 19 16:14:14 the father monkey was being the proper distant authority figure as noted by Colbert: “A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?” & yeah, i too was thinking Coyote should swallow a proportional number :p ... proportional to stomach lining thickness perhaps vs volume
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Feb 19 16:21:11 An Uber Eats driver (Robert Bivines, 36) wanted in connection with the fatal shooting of a customer turned himself in to authorities on Monday. Police said the shooting happened about 11:30 p.m. Saturday in the city's Buckhead neighborhood after the victim, identified by the Fulton County medical examiner's office as Ryan Thornton, placed a food order via his smartphone app. "The victim went down to meet the driver, received his order and began walking away from the vehicle," police said. "As the victim was walking away, it appears words may have been exchanged between he and the delivery driver. Shots were apparently fired from the delivery vehicle, striking the victim." Bivines' attorney, Jackie Patterson, said his client had trouble finding Thornton's address to make the delivery. Once he found the address, Thornton came down visibly upset and snatched the food from Bivines' hand, according to Patterson. There was a verbal altercation after Thornton screamed a profanity toward Bivines, the attorney said. Patterson said Bivines then saw Thornton turn around and reach into his jacket pocket. Thornton allegedly told Bivines that he was going to "F***k you up," Patterson said. Fearing for his life, Patterson says Bivines shot Thornton. Asked why his client fled, Patterson said Bivines was traumatized and panicked in the moment. "He got scared," Patterson said. -------------- moral: be nice to your delivery person
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Feb 19 16:42:55 Always be nice to service industry peeps! Or as per "Waiting" (2005), "Don't *fuck* with people who handle your food" http://youtu.be/RvVdIg-sTo4?t=14s
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Feb 19 16:43:19 Squirrel watched by kitties http://www.instagram.com/p/BfEyE8yAARg/?taken-by=veggiedayz ..Instagram videos like this annoy me a little.. like, is it supposed to have sound? I'm not too familiar with Instagram, but it seems like people disable the sound to the videos sometimes, and the only way you can tell is that the volume button isn't available?
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