Utopia Talk / General Talk / RIP Kaylana

OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Fri Jun 22 18:32:17 i wuz told bi sum1 dat knew kaylana day she died of cardiec arest but da famlie duzint wana say more prolie bcos it wuz prolie drugz she had depresion and othar mentel helth problemz
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Jun 22 18:36:33 I'm not sure how well we can trust this announcement. If the K character were ever killed off, I'd expect it to be announced by a main character.
McKobb Member	Fri Jun 22 18:44:40 You can't fade Kay, bitch won't evah die!
Repel Member	Fri Jun 22 19:17:02 It worries me a bit that I’m able to read that...
DamianDB Member	Sat Jun 23 00:14:42 kayfish never say die!
Pillz Member	Sat Jun 23 00:16:42 Dunno, seems pretty believable to me.
Kaylana Moderator	Fri Jun 29 20:22:32 Sad news. Been a long time since I've talked to her, but never thought she'd go that way. Well I mean the heart attack seems pretty legit, but not the drugs. She was too uptight for that.
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Jun 29 21:32:01 K has just confirmed K's death. A sad day for UGT, and therefore the world :(
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Fri Jun 29 23:35:17 dat iz sum1 who bout kays computar from a garages sale confirmin her deth
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Jun 30 13:19:34 something doesn't quite add up...
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Mon Jul 02 15:02:45 I just realized something awesome.... It could be Undead Kaylana that just confirmed Kaylana's death. Did you recently become a liche or vampire Kaylana? Or possibly even a death knight?
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Mon Jul 02 20:48:32 if sum1 haz sex wit a vampier iz it necrofilia cuz then kristin stewirt and michel gelar did da necrofilia on da tv
Death Herself Member	Mon Jul 02 21:13:29 yes
McKobb Member	Wed Jul 04 00:29:51 Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Thu Jan 10 05:48:32 y iznt dis thred stikied
Pillz Member	Thu Jan 10 09:42:39 Why give her any more attention? She obviously has a fragile self image.
Kaylana Moderator	Thu Jan 10 18:08:40 Whaaaat, that's the perfect reason to give someone more attention. It'll either make me strong or break me. Either way it's just the right thing to do.
Pillz Member	Fri Jan 11 20:10:06 Can't take the chance it makes you strong.
McKobb Member	Sat Jan 12 02:59:46 Damn son, she can break you with an eyelash!
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jan 15 19:42:36 I remember when Kay was alive. Times were different then. Inactivity was punished severely. New threads would appear and max at 100 every hour. UGT was a happy, deranged place. I think... if we believe in ourselves... that we can get back to that some day. Sarah McLachlan - Angel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8 With a simple pledge from every remaining member of UGT, we can all join Kay and so many other lost UGTers. Just show your commitment to the UGT suicide pact*. Will you be an "angel"? Purchase a holocaust cloak and a canister of guzzoline and meet on Mehul's lawn for details. *(Notice to future Twitter lynch mobs: CC Enterprises™ does not condone mass suicide... unless it would totes cool**) **(Notice to more futurer Twitter lynch mobs: Due to drops in shareholder value, CC Enterprises™ apologizes for having previously said that mass suicide could be "totes cool". We realize that many of our shareholders have lost loved ones to mass suicide, and for them suicide was not "totes cool". Even so, Jonestown was kind of cool from an abstract perspective.***) ***(Due to social media miscues, CC Enterprises™ has forced the resignation of CC. The new CEO, an unpaid intern who has taken one semester of college sociology, informs the older members of the board that emerging demographics do not think that Jonestown was "kind of cool from an abstract perspective". CC Enterprises™ will now transition into a marketplace of chakra medicinals, earth-toned products of some sort, and things we found in the old mill.)
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