Utopia Talk / General Talk / RIP Kaylana

OsamaIsDaWorstPresid rank	Sat Jun 23 01:32:17 2018 i wuz told bi sum1 dat knew kaylana day she died of cardiec arest but da famlie duzint wana say more prolie bcos it wuz prolie drugz she had depresion and othar mentel helth problemz
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Jun 23 01:36:33 2018 I'm not sure how well we can trust this announcement. If the K character were ever killed off, I'd expect it to be announced by a main character.
McKobb rank	Sat Jun 23 01:44:40 2018 You can't fade Kay, bitch won't evah die!
Repel rank	Sat Jun 23 02:17:02 2018 It worries me a bit that I’m able to read that...
DamianDB rank	Sat Jun 23 07:14:42 2018 kayfish never say die!
Pillz rank	Sat Jun 23 07:16:42 2018 Dunno, seems pretty believable to me.
Kaylana rank	Sat Jun 30 03:22:32 2018 Sad news. Been a long time since I've talked to her, but never thought she'd go that way. Well I mean the heart attack seems pretty legit, but not the drugs. She was too uptight for that.
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Jun 30 04:32:01 2018 K has just confirmed K's death. A sad day for UGT, and therefore the world :(
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid rank	Sat Jun 30 06:35:17 2018 dat iz sum1 who bout kays computar from a garages sale confirmin her deth
tumbleweed rank	Sat Jun 30 20:19:34 2018 something doesn't quite add up...
Cthulhu rank	Mon Jul 02 22:02:45 2018 I just realized something awesome.... It could be Undead Kaylana that just confirmed Kaylana's death. Did you recently become a liche or vampire Kaylana? Or possibly even a death knight?
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid rank	Tue Jul 03 03:48:32 2018 if sum1 haz sex wit a vampier iz it necrofilia cuz then kristin stewirt and michel gelar did da necrofilia on da tv
Death Herself rank	Tue Jul 03 04:13:29 2018 yes
McKobb rank	Wed Jul 04 07:29:51 2018 Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid rank	Thu Jan 10 13:48:32 2019 y iznt dis thred stikied
Pillz rank	Thu Jan 10 17:42:39 2019 Why give her any more attention? She obviously has a fragile self image.
Kaylana rank	Fri Jan 11 02:08:40 2019 Whaaaat, that's the perfect reason to give someone more attention. It'll either make me strong or break me. Either way it's just the right thing to do.
Pillz rank	Sat Jan 12 04:10:06 2019 Can't take the chance it makes you strong.
McKobb rank	Sat Jan 12 10:59:46 2019 Damn son, she can break you with an eyelash!
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Jan 16 03:42:36 2019 I remember when Kay was alive. Times were different then. Inactivity was punished severely. New threads would appear and max at 100 every hour. UGT was a happy, deranged place. I think... if we believe in ourselves... that we can get back to that some day. Sarah McLachlan - Angel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8 With a simple pledge from every remaining member of UGT, we can all join Kay and so many other lost UGTers. Just show your commitment to the UGT suicide pact*. Will you be an "angel"? Purchase a holocaust cloak and a canister of guzzoline and meet on Mehul's lawn for details. *(Notice to future Twitter lynch mobs: CC Enterprises™ does not condone mass suicide... unless it would totes cool**) **(Notice to more futurer Twitter lynch mobs: Due to drops in shareholder value, CC Enterprises™ apologizes for having previously said that mass suicide could be "totes cool". We realize that many of our shareholders have lost loved ones to mass suicide, and for them suicide was not "totes cool". Even so, Jonestown was kind of cool from an abstract perspective.***) ***(Due to social media miscues, CC Enterprises™ has forced the resignation of CC. The new CEO, an unpaid intern who has taken one semester of college sociology, informs the older members of the board that emerging demographics do not think that Jonestown was "kind of cool from an abstract perspective". CC Enterprises™ will now transition into a marketplace of chakra medicinals, earth-toned products of some sort, and things we found in the old mill.)
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