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tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Jul 07 12:09:19 fat raccoon rescue http://twitter.com/dodo/status/1015354451622678528
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Jul 08 00:47:47 I’d like to think that it was thankful.. but realistically it probably thought that it was being attacked and that its own efforts freed it. I mean, it didn’t turn to look or *anything* ;p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 08 10:54:55 probably so... but w/ some fault to the workers i would've given him some food & used a less threatening hand trowel... but w/ work gloves in case the little ingrate had rabies
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 08 17:58:02 another Sacha teaser http://twi...hen/status/1016082033099997184
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 08 18:26:34 if you have nothing better to do, you could browse this twitter of the mayor from Jaws http://twitter.com/MayorLVaughn & there's also a Matt Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss' character) twitter... who seems unrelated, but they have interacted both seeming to comment in character on shark / jaws related things... & a Brody & Quint upon further checking...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 08 21:32:08 well my cat has brutally murdered the chipmunk she'd been stalking for a couple weeks... i disposed of the incomplete corpse w/ a hand trowel (hand trowel thread!) she licks her fur of course, so i'm wondering how much chipmunk residue i'm petting... nature is awful
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 09 00:24:53 iStore plundered, most action beyond some prep work is after the 2:00 mark http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=a8eRU_1531079750
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 09 03:25:53 Surprising not to see a "guess" thread in UP for that one, and one of the LL comments points out that hoodies might be America's version of Brazil's motorcycle helmet ;p ... Anyways, seems like a pointless way to end up in jail; those things must have had the tracking apps on and/or some sort of security features that make them useless if stolen like this.. wouldn't they? I can't think of a way that they could have any success with this sort of thing. .. "i would've given him some food & used a less threatening hand trowel... but w/ work gloves in case the little ingrate had rabies" +1 Deer. And throw in a sweet voice with phrases like, "Oh hi, Mr. Raccoon! You're in quite a pickle. Have some cat food!" and it would respond much better :D .. another Sacha teaser lol@"Waterboard kit" .. "twitter of the mayor from Jaws" Seems to be a combination of Trump satire thrown in there :p .. "she licks her fur of course, so i'm wondering how much chipmunk residue i'm petting..." That brings up an interesting premise... like... do cats congratulate each other secretly by recognizing all the death smells on one another's fur? .. This would normally be lol thread, but I was mostly just happy to see Eric Andre turning up the heat in season 4 (the show seemed slightly toned down in the season 4 episodes until this one): Eric Andre interviews Roy Hibbert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OWsHkIMTsg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 09 11:18:57 that end behavior might be a crime these days :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 09 13:56:43 million dollar idea: fake light-weight baby deer carcasses that you could carry home in your mouth to make your cat respect you
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 09 16:20:28 airing of grievances http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ubOmP_1531157803 some good stuff at the end when she's asked to comment about the topic of rezoning on 53rd street
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 09 18:44:55 lol... "next" "I'm Hal Reed" XD .... wow... a comment pointed this out, but this was Parks&Rec for real :D .. I like that she was upset when they didn't drop everything to solve her problems (the attitude behind, "No sir, have a good day!") — like, "You haven't heard my complaints at all! I'm telling you that I have no money and no one will help me and I can't get work because I was too old when the Internet got complicated and jobs only hire online and I don't know where to go for help and I came to the city council because it's a brick and mortar public building and there were a lot of people here and I thought I would state my case for the record and be pointed to a job or assistance!" I think that's what was going on, anyways :D ... kind of terrifying from this angle: so much has gotten online (job hiring/searching, resources like financial assistance, etc.) that people who couldn't keep up with the transition from paper to digital will get buried and people who can't keep up later with further changes will see the same thing happen to them (i.e., when we get older, maybe our reluctance to upload our consciousnesses to holo-cube implants (the devices that will replace phones and project into our retinas for viewing our software electronic displays for our contacts and on-the-go Internet access) will make us less marketable and isolate us from the functionings of the world. All it takes is age :'( So cocaine it up, folks! ;p .. I think think this guy just watched UFC and decided that he could do that: http://imgur.com/gallery/sR9iEOD
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jul 10 16:29:38 yeah, i could be that woman some day w/ my flip phone yelling at some androids from the Ministry of Obedience ---- pet peeve: people who casually attempt to murder other people http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9ooxE_1531224627
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jul 10 17:40:13 hoodies hit another iStore http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aKIv2_1531181865 one fat attempted hero in the doorway
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jul 11 00:25:30 Interesting... so that's one Apple store hit Friday and another hit Saturday... coordinated, or just copycats realizing/thinking that it's an easy target after seeing videos of the Friday thieves? ..These Saturday thieves didn't have as much self control as the Friday thieves. Only one of the Friday thieves was impatient and obvious, but the Saturday thieves were full speed right after entering the store. One more of these and it will be a confirmed trend! If LL is any indication, I don't think this trend will help racial relations much ;) .. "pet peeve: people who casually attempt to murder other people" D: That was a lot of attempted murder right there. That's some L.A. gang-level violence. Good thing the driver didn't hesitate when they spotted the weapon(s), though it *did* sound like the guy in the car had been hit.. hmm..
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jul 11 00:31:31 Pretty neat "Batman: Beyond" cosplay: http://imgur.com/gallery/3ltQXyf
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jul 11 00:31:38 cute kitten: http://imgur.com/gallery/cU3sXjL
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Jul 11 12:49:25 i assume 3D printing has massively improved cosplay ------- thoughts for the first 20 secs: "he's not really gonna do that, right?": http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=5WgS_1531248706 decent dent at 1:29... i find it hard to believe that's helpful... not as scary as eyeball shaving though
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jul 11 13:29:58 Yikes D: .. Someone in the comments named "Alexander Maikhrovsky" has been leaving pretty funny comments. Either they're really stupid, or — as I'd prefer it to be — they're pretending to be the type of person who believes in the energy release garbage that someone would have to believe in for this sort of thing to be sold ;p .. "i assume 3D printing has massively improved cosplay" Definitely! I've heard of people making lots of monies by selling their 3D part designs so that people can just print the costumes.
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Jul 12 01:11:26 "Hardcore Gamers Only: ‘Overwatch’ Is Increasing Its Difficulty By Adding A Senior-Citizen Character That’s A Financial Drain And Emotional Burden On Their Whole Team" [Clickhole: Lifestyle] http://www...-increasing-its-dif-1826496642 "The new hero is named Renée Schneider, an 86-year-old widow who joined the Overwatch peacekeeping force to stay busy after the death of her husband. In the developer update announcing the new playable character, Blizzard wrote, “Whether you’re playing as Renée and slowly hobbling through a firefight, or as one of her allies forced to constantly look after this helpless old lady, we expect players to feel a mixture of disgust, pity, horror, and affection for Overwatch’s frailest hero yet.”"
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Jul 12 11:15:07 Miami man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist http://www.miamiherald.com/news/article214702885.html
Pillz Member	Thu Jul 12 13:17:12 Florida Man never ceases to amaze
Pillz Member	Thu Jul 12 13:20:06 "A friend who was traveling with Coronado said they asked Crenshaw for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed Coronado in his arm. He was taken to the hospital." Nothing about this makes sense. How'd he jump up and stab him with his feet? And how'd a dude on his back stab someone in the arm with his feet, anyways?
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Jul 12 14:02:29 People without arms learn to become quite handy.
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Jul 12 14:28:03 lol
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Jul 13 08:36:31 Hindu “God of Death” Hired by Police to Scare People Without Helmets http://www...-scare-people-without-helmets/
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Jul 13 11:31:06 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dh--wlqV4AAzORK.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Jul 13 14:00:23 there needs to be a standardized volume level for videos... i'm constantly adjusting volume levels either computer master volume, speakers volume, game setting volume, and/or internet video volume...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Jul 13 14:07:30 and there should be a rule for who gets the 2-inch armrests in planes / theaters
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Jul 13 14:28:10 and bananas should last longer
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Jul 13 14:31:51 "and bananas should last longer" inject some cialis/viagra into them. they'll last a good 4+ hrs.
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Jul 13 20:09:53 http://twitter.com/paravouzique/status/1017363770988027904
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Jul 14 10:51:32 Sarah Palin is upset w/ Sacha Baron Cohen his (in character) letter back to her http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dh7F6N8W0AE0Y3u.jpg which is on his character's twitter Billy Wayne Ruddick Jr., PhD @BillyWRuddick TRUTHBRARY.ORG was created by Dr. Billy Wayne Ruddick for the American people. We must take control of our facts and our truth. #StopFAKENews
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Jul 14 11:57:49 unfortunately ^his new show is on Showtime... Who Is America? Episode #1.1 - Jul 15 2018 (tomorrow)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Jul 14 16:19:05 some protest signs in London http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiF4ptsXcAAO0oi.jpg my favorite: "This is all terribly upsetting"... i'd like to think that was written in extreme anger & not meant to be humorous
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Jul 15 01:45:51 May have to check out Cohen's show at the very least to see this character :p .. "there needs to be a standardized volume level for videos..." +1 If I listen to music on YouTube, I usually get an expected level (max volume on YouTube level, medium volume on my computer), but when I switch to iTunes it's usually super loud. Movies play so quiet that I have to use headphones. Sites like Imgur seem only to let me have medium volume or no volume so I have to use my PC volume to adjust, and Instagram videos can be all sorts of surprise. #ImportantPetition #MeToo #MakeItSafe #Mew .. Hope you all had a good Bastille Day! I am exhausted :) /wrists
hood Member	Sun Jul 15 03:43:07 "when I switch to iTunes it's usually super loud" What mongrel heathen uses iTunes anymore?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 15 11:11:14 here's one clip from Sacha's show... that you'll have to turn up volume for... then forget you did it & get blasted later http://twitter.com/twpolk/status/1018372408074522624
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 15 11:58:34 ^ IGNORE that one better/longer clip w/ more proper sound level found in UP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkXeMoBPSDk that's not his only character as i know he's a disabled vet for Palin
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 15 12:15:42 good random assortment of things (like one of these threads as one post :o) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U88vIBamlWA the blackfly @ 2:35 seems like a big deal
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 15 16:22:23 another human-tipping http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aYDzM_1531652880
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Jul 15 23:05:19 Must have been because he was texting while walking ;) .. "What mongrel heathen uses iTunes anymore?" It organizes my musics :) Do you use WinAmp? ;p .. "better/longer clip w/ more proper sound level found in UP:" I really want that Uzicorn (4:11).. .. "good random assortment of things (like one of these threads as one post :o)" Some of those weren't in my "Internet Weekly" paper mailer, so that's kewl. Blackfly definitely looking like a big deal. Kind of like that Batman cruiser from "Dark Knight Rises", but more like a future police cruiser that will oppress non-robotic citizens ;p .. Cute kitteh of the day: http://imgur.com/gallery/viagPvJ
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Jul 15 23:26:10 I didn't read much of anything this person wrote, but I think they said something about working at an animal shelter and euthanizing the cutest cats or something: (cute cat gifs) http://imgur.com/gallery/48B9Tau
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Jul 15 23:43:54 Another that might be lol thread: "Jerry Seinfeld painfully rejects Kesha's hug" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0_0aeIO2Sk I'm glad that he also is only vaguely aware of who that is :D
hood Member	Mon Jul 16 00:30:57 I use MusicBee.
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 16 16:34:56 Seems nice.. but my music+lyrics already live on iTunes with some movies and TV shows — they've cornered me :'(
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Jul 16 16:58:24 http://twitter.com/KTULNews/status/1017882611627249664
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 16 18:18:59 That robber wasn't much of a thinker or planner, I'd guess. If a restaurant is run mostly by barrel-bodied 50-somethings, probably it's not a good idea to attempt a physical robbery :p kitten luvs snuggles: http://imgur.com/gallery/ksY95Qk
Pillz Member	Mon Jul 16 20:24:37 That pool of blood on the floor. Lol
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jul 17 03:45:44 I was wondering why it warned that the video was "graphic" until that part :D Neat police chase complete with exchanged gunfire (took place July 11th): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ4khQyvpRs
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jul 18 02:36:07 A cute meow: http://imgur.com/gallery/u7fWgUD
McKobb Member	Wed Jul 18 05:17:12 Windshields matter!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Jul 18 11:04:03 at the end looked like an AI driver from a computer game getting stuck on a wall another daily dose http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF7bmCoMqco not sure i have as much faith in that flying train as the Blackfly... seems like wind or other issues would put a lot of (hard to compensate for) stress on that little connection...
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jul 18 13:11:46 Plus they have to lay tracks everywhere. Musk's underground speed tube might be better? The Onion had been slacking this week (nothing too interesting), but they had a couple of good ones today: "Retired Couple Realizes Dream Of Buying Camper, Driving Around Country Murdering Hitchhikers" [Onion: News in Photos" https://local.theonion.com/retired-couple-realizes-dream-of-buying-camper-driving-1827685833 (left "s" on purpose — just a photo of two old people) "New Aphasia Study Finds Empty Fullness Brokered Yellow Ideas Happily" [Onion: News in Brief] http://www...ess-brokered-yellow-1827687870 "SAN FRANCISCO—Signaling a major breakthrough in the field of round electric pungent brick merriment, a new aphasia study released by the University of California, San Francisco’s Department of Integrative Neuroscience Wednesday found that empty fullness brokered yellow ideas happily. “After carefully examining the test results of multiple subjects, we have found convincing evidence that squirrel bright exchange guarded sweater aligned coral mushy,” said head neuroscientist David Liebowitz, adding that there was a strong correlation between envelope caress cardboard hot chasing marauded, which suggested that purple string angry wheeled connection Ecuadorian masterful. “Our data point to wet political bright melancholy devices vegetables across all subjects, regardless of stomach focus pallet kernel potted maligned automatic. In fact, some of our research even showed leather green cut preamble returned.” The report later went on to conclude had had had had had had had had."
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Jul 18 19:23:28 Day care worker who tried to kill toddler by hanging him avoids prison as judge cites 'perfect storm' of events http://www...ids-prison-20180717-story.html
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Jul 19 01:28:36 the perfect storm being a dangerous woman was put in charge of children & a vehicle? that article was a bit weak on explaining why she hung the kid... i mean there's lots of acceptable reasons but they didn't give any the Star Tribune link gives more info but still weak on explanations beyond her being unstable... why are we assuming she wont freak out again
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Jul 19 13:17:55 There do seem to be missing details. More quotes from the judge might have been nice. The article brings up her explanation that she should be given lenience because she's a mother and needs to be with her children (a screwed up slave morality feminism get-out-of-jail card that's been attempted before), but did that influence the judge? .. "Final moments of fatal plane crash caught on camera by passenger" http://www...caught-on-camera-by-passenger/
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Jul 19 14:09:31 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiZkiG5WsAMPnZV.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Jul 19 15:24:26 ^fairly accurate ------ the plane video is missing shouts of "we're all gonna die!" ----- crazy shit going down at the bottom of the sea: http://youtu.be/faeLyGD7A2M?t=3s
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Jul 19 17:47:50 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiTunmFV4AIt1YB.jpg
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Jul 19 18:13:15 Anti-Earthquake Bed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfaLX8nqcAE
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sun Jul 22 12:08:26 http://twitter.com/JohnBick4/status/1020653851442073600
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 22 14:19:29 i hate dog owners who don't control their maniac... scaring that poor lil monkey
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 22 16:45:49 i'll phone it in with another 'daily dose': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqWFYb7Ht8 includes cool shark video
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 23 01:22:46 big cats purr so loud :) The shark was definitely a main highlight! The firetruck thing was also cool. This following example is lesser for sure, but it kind of reminds me of when I use my bike bell: you'd hope that most people will move right so that you can pass on the left, but sometimes it just makes people move erratically — potentially in front of me (making it worse). That seems to happen with emergency vehicles... makes me wonder how many people get into accidents while panic-evading firetrucks ;p .. "i hate dog owners who don't control their maniac... scaring that poor lil monkey" +1. That dog needs to be outright put down. Monkey deserves better. .. I'm surprised to see that that explosm/cyanide image does *not* appear as a t-shirt in their store :D http://store.explosm.net/collections/shirts
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 23 01:23:04 Forest fires move pretty quickly: http://www.instagram.com/p/BlgmNjKAWWx/
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 23 01:45:37 *"The shark [clip] was definitely a main highlight!" Another high-quality cat gif from this Imgur user: http://imgur.com/gallery/EczL6k5
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Jul 23 08:59:18 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiuK4v7XkAEuIcf.jpg
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 23 11:27:11 Sound science! ;D A few good Onions: • "Drowning Is The Number Two Cause Of Death For Young Children. Here’s How To Make It Number One." [Onion: Sunday Magazine] https://www.theonion.com/drowning-is-the-number-two-cause-of-death-for-young-chi-1827749299 (Image only) • "Peyton Manning’s Wife Quietly Asks How Much Longer Papa John Going To Crash On Their Couch" https://www.theonion.com/peyton-manning-s-wife-quietly-asks-how-much-longer-papa-1827749723 • "Real-Life Black Widow? Sure, You Nerds Will Eat That Up. This Captured Russian Spy Is Real-Life Black Widow" [Clickhole: News] http://www...ds-will-eat-that-up-1827726844 "Like and share this article about the real-life Black Widow, you Marvel-obsessed fucks."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 23 11:48:56 if you ding your bell behind me i'd be the kind of person who panics also... you're not supposed to ride bikes on the sidewalk here :p
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 23 12:43:38 Same here! :D The bell-ringing thing usually happens on the multi-use paths. The one in particular that I frequent has a lot of space, but sometimes I have to use my bell because people will be walking in a group across the entire width of the path or just walking near the middle where it's not clear if I should pass on the right or the left (left is more acceptable, but if there's more space on the right...) .. I may have posted this kitten before.. seems familiar ;p http://www.instagram.com/p/Blf04WpgqtD/
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 23 19:58:50 water kitty http://imgur.com/gallery/2i4JVQi ..no meowing audio :(
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 23 21:59:09 whiddle turtle eats mosquito larvae: http://imgur.com/gallery/rdEyrQs
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jul 24 02:14:28 An extremely important Internet from today: http://imgur.com/gallery/hqNAOj1
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jul 24 11:12:00 i tossed some carrot bits at some bunnies and they had no interest at all... i demand better local bunnies those weren't mosquito larvae... it was babies! (never gets old :p) ... and technically true
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Jul 25 01:32:30 kind of interesting video of game map sizes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vctFJqoG8 a bit odd to think of WoW fitting easily inside Los Angeles... but i guess the zones really weren't that big
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jul 25 02:12:45 Pretty neat, yeah. GTA IV was probably the largest map I've played... looks like they've gotten super large since then, and that map had lots of hours of explore time possible. Probably there's something to be said about simulations growing in scale to take more hours from people ;p ... though if I had more free time I'd probably be guilty of playing more hours too :) .. dog basically figures out how to masturbate (scratch its own butt): http://imgur.com/gallery/ugBWi7n
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Jul 25 14:47:56 California DMV worker slept 3 hours a day on the job for nearly 4 years http://www...ours-a-day-on-the-13101363.php
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Jul 26 00:53:30 Most people can only *dream* about getting a government bureaucracy sinecure like that ;)
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Jul 27 02:34:19 The Onion seems actively opposed to CNN :D "White House Press Corps Wishes Show Of Solidarity Over Banned Reporter Could Be For Better News Organization Than CNN" [Onion: News in Brief] http://pol...-of-solidarity-over-1827897182 "WASHINGTON—Even as they united behind journalist Kaitlan Collins after the Trump administration barred her from attending a press conference with the president, the White House press corps reportedly admitted Thursday that they wished their show of solidarity over a banned reporter could be for a better news organization than CNN. “Obviously, we’ll stand behind any news outlet that has its access suspended, but did it really have to be CNN?” said NBC News chief White House correspondent Hallie Jackson, echoing the sentiments of her colleagues who begrudgingly agreed that any move to infringe upon one reporter’s journalistic freedoms, even if it was someone from CNN, was an assault on the entire free press. “Although we’d much rather stand up for someone from, say, the New York Times, or C-SPAN, or, Christ, even The Hill, it’s important to inform the White House that blocking any news organization from a press event will not be tolerated. Journalists are here to ask tough questions and keep the public informed, and even if they represent a network that never does those things, a ban like this sets a grave precedent. Solidarity with—ugh—CNN.” At press time, CNN senior White House correspondent Jeff Zeleny issued a statement thanking the press corps for coming together to support holding the powerful accountable and also for whatever it is that CNN does." Don't worry. They hate on CNN, but only while taking breaks from bashing Trump :p
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Jul 27 02:34:25 The Onion's Rosenthal seemed to like the new Mission Impossible: http://www...-impossible-fallout-1827891479
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Jul 27 02:37:16 Today's kitty cat: http://imgur.com/gallery/0rtWWe6
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Jul 28 01:03:39 I'm sure that this has been posted here before [maybe 2015 when it happened?], but I'm going through the "Nathan for You" series and this clip came up: "I love you." "Again." http://www...-you-the--i-love-you--exercise
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sat Jul 28 10:16:01 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjMLv9WXcAIeQB1.jpg
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sat Jul 28 10:16:26 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjMNZWVW4AAsTRg.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Jul 28 11:14:11 real life GTA move http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=C4mHT_1532704625 there should be a compilation video of fun-looking things for people w/ terminal illnesses to try
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 29 22:56:17 bull pwns some guy http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=C8MAx_1532817290
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 30 01:19:22 I think that that is my favorite bull goring video now :D ... Found this in the recommended videos: "Woman throws her purse to keep it away from robbers" http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sFGEb_1532850114 The comments may be right about her being a LiveLeak viewer ;) ..aww.. kitties like to monorail cat even when they can murder hoomans :)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 30 10:55:30 that anti-robber strategy should be shown on flights to Brazil
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Jul 30 18:36:56 http://twitter.com/Zn_Portnova/status/1010173448977616896
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Jul 30 19:33:45 http://twitter.com/Blitzs_Dad/status/1022607235178844160
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 30 20:01:51 It looks like they're awaiting their dark goose overlord? Aggressive kitten snuggling: http://www...bvHDtg/?taken-by=midorinotanbo
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 30 20:11:25 don't jiggle the uvula of prehistoric monsters: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=DG9_1532942656
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 30 20:16:03 Nice that the assistant quickly washes away the blood. Like the Rocketeer: "Don't worry, folks; it's all part of the show" ;)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 30 22:59:36 yeah, he's apparently seen it hundreds of times given he doesn't even flinch at the attack :p
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 30 23:10:54 Like Wedding Singer maybe: "He's [getting maimed]... and *I'm* reaping all the benefits >:D"
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jul 31 04:22:32 "World-Eating Leviathan Awoken From 500-Million-Year Slumber In Martian Underground Lake After Feeling Sonar Disturbance" [Onion: News in Brief] http://www...00-million-year-slu-1827928509 "PARIS—Shortly following a transmission sent by the Mars Express spacecraft verifying that its instruments had detected a subglacial lake a mile below the planet’s surface, the European Space Agency confirmed Thursday that the orbiter’s surface-penetrating radar had disturbed the eternal and unspeakable dreaming of an aeons-old, world-ravaging malevolence, waking it from its 500-million-year slumber in the underground Martian reservoir. The abhorrent trans-dimensional beast then rose from the stygian depths of its lightless subaquatic lair, unleashing a hideous ululation that caused the red planet to fissure and burst into billions of molten fragments, an event recorded as a magnitude 18.5 quake by ESA scientists. The terror-struck astronauts of the International Space Station, evidently drained of their sanity by the sight of the accursed, star-spawned abomination, managed to inform ground control through increasingly incomprehensible transmissions that Earth’s moon had been devoured by the ravening behemoth before all communication with the crew was cut off suddenly and completely. ESA administrators, initially optimistic about the discovery of liquid water on Mars and its positive implications for future colonization, changed their message to one of warning earlier today, shrieking barely comprehensible messages of doom as they clawed their living eyes from their sockets in a vain effort to escape contemplation of the vast horror descending upon the world at this very moment to drink our insignificant lives as it will one day drink the light of the stars."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jul 31 21:36:56 smaller leviathan vs possible skank ass ho http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8aYZ5aPIzQ
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Aug 01 02:13:18 lol@"It appeared to do sweet fuck all" XD Ozzy Man has grown on me. I usually hate commentaries, but he's got a good thing going :D rich person on vacation finds butterflies drinking turtle tears as a way to get sodium in their diets: (set to the interesting part, and feel free to skip his explanation after the nice video since I spoiled his clickbait for you :p ) http://youtu.be/4Dj78JCKlPU?t=48s
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Aug 01 02:30:00 Kitty gets to scratch itself with what is basically just a hair brush that you can tape to your wall: http://imgur.com/gallery/eIrZGdU ..I used to use a "Wet Brush" on my former friend's cat. The cat *loved* it. I'd brush its cheeks for like, 20 minutes or something.. he would start drooling — so obviously only a 2 times a week thing :p
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