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tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 27 21:45:41 night has fallen... i checked SyFy... it's Skyfall (bond movie) which doesn't seem like SciFi to me... and it's not in Spanish but has the blind assist thing on... i dunno what that means... i guess blind assist is probably turned on globally, but few programs use it so i haven't noticed? if rare, seems weird that Skyfall would be one of the ones that does though... and why spanish Futurama... (there's a lot more stuff for this blind assist guy to have to describe in an action movie than a sitcom :p...)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 27 21:56:01 aha! i found it (actually i hadn't tried too hard before besides clicking every button)... but found it 3 settings menu clicks deep in 'audio settings'... for some reason "Descriptive Video Service" was on (which is the blind thing) & when it's on, "Espanol" is the default "Audio Track" & you can't change it... but if you turn blind off you can change the espanol thing... not sure why i didn't hit more spanish, but anyway, it's resolved... and i guess blind people are spanish i am intrigued at how ridiculously detailed the blind assist guy was being at every single thing that happened onscreen in Skyfall so at least something mildly interesting came of it all
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Aug 27 22:35:38 lol. The blind assist is such a bazaar thing to me. It just requires a lot of layers to be able to enjoy a movie being described... like knowing about the consequence of bullets without having seen a firearm or seen the aftermath of its usage. It's much easier to understand for blind people who weren't always blind, though, which apparently accounts for most blind people (a quick Google says that about 81% of the blind only went blind after about age 50). Much much easier :p Did you watch all of Skyfall as it was described anyways? :D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 27 22:53:42 no... just a shoot out scene and some driving... 'Bond looks in the rearview mirror... M purses her lips... they go around a bend...'
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Aug 28 11:01:46 headline: "Twitter Reverses Ruling After Backlash, Concedes It’s Against The Rules To Wish Death Upon Dana Loesch’s Children" nazis (Dana Loesch is the Ann Coulter of the NRA)
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Tue Aug 28 11:21:46 "and why spanish Futurama..." bender's a wetback http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dlr4TZIWsAUsm0w.jpg
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Aug 28 19:26:44 "(Dana Loesch is the Ann Coulter of the NRA)" Oh noes D: ... that's pretty extreme levels of NRAness .. "Giant Squid found near Wellington" http://imgur.com/gallery/qeGl3ey ..reminds me that I liked that TV-movie/mini-series "The Beast" ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115109/ ) when it aired, but Netflix predicts that I'd currently only give it 2.7 stars... their rating system is pretty accurate for me, but it's hit or miss with weird horror movies.. so I'll give it a chance :D
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Aug 29 00:05:23 An example of Imgur being a bit weird: (Person posts that their cat died, but they include pictures of the cat sitting on the BF's nipple and the GF's butt... Strange choices for a memorial) http://imgur.com/gallery/k8kIXb6
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Aug 29 10:59:57 'the Beast' has a gigantic squid & Manhunter... how wrong can you go Daily Dose http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAr4YVpfpII you can fit a lot of lizard in an egg the bear suit is enjoyable its also got one of them bizarre evolutionary things w/ the snake bird and a literal sandcrawler and some tricks to play on your neighbors + a few other things
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Aug 29 13:20:11 "and some tricks to play on your neighbors" lol :D ...some of those Viet Cong tricks were dirty... I've also read that a lot of their stabby traps were covered in feces so that survivors would have to deal with infections.
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Aug 30 10:51:38 Interesting study: "Report Finds Poor Often Hit Hardest By 18-Wheelers" [Onion: News in Brief] http://www...dest-by-18-wheelers-1828714927 "“The economically disadvantaged face a great variety of challenges, but sometimes the single factor having the greatest impact on individuals earning less than $20,000 per year is a semi failing to stop and plowing into them as they attempt to cross the street,” said Brookings senior research fellow Tim Brownridge, adding that members of households living at or below the poverty line are typically unprepared to survive the full force of a tractor trailer barreling down the highway at 75 miles per hour. “Without exception, every person in this income bracket has a hard time recovering from a direct hit by a 40-ton big rig. The severe mark left on a financially struggling family of four by a fast-moving Peterbilt or Freightliner simply cannot be overstated.” The report follows a parallel study published last week that found the top 1 percent of American earners are often hit hardest by their own helicopter’s rotor blades."
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Aug 30 14:50:54 RETIRED HUSBAND After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. my wife is like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local Wal-Mart Dear Mrs. Harris: Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time; and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' 15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room? And last, but not least: 16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. If you don't send this to your dearest friends; You will be depriving them of some good humor. Enjoy Life - It has an expiry date..
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Aug 30 14:58:19 FW:FW:FW:RE:RE:RE:Funny! :| ;p I'm glad there exist people willing to get dirty for these sorts of acrobatics: http://imgur.com/gallery/8sBFJMJ
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Aug 30 21:24:21 skydiving fish http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9YWkZ_1535652111
Pillz Member	Fri Aug 31 10:43:23 Found this comment on the Brilliant Byzantine Memes page on Facebook. 10/10 post, maybe more suited to UP. "The Armed Forces of the Philippines will soon retake Constantinople and restore the Eastern Roman Empire under the blessings of our Pontifex Maximus, Dominus Noster Imperator Caesar Duterte Augustus; the Kosmokrator, Kronokrator and Autokrator of the Philippine Republic; Saviour of the Filipino People. . Ave!"
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Aug 31 16:58:42 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dl4IewpUYAAwoj2.jpg
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sat Sep 01 09:37:01 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dl5AYWyU4AAcY_n.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Sep 01 11:08:23 ^with a woman or man? cause that would make a big difference ======== daily dose time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpzG1Ib2Wxk i predict that neck thing will have lawsuits also, why are the people in the gym not using any obvious mouth baggies, just people using it in private... wiping clean is insufficient :p
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sun Sep 02 12:44:04 http://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1035330983095160833
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Sep 02 23:32:47 At least we know for sure that the kids are totally fucked for life \:D/ .. wait.. :( .. "skydiving fish" "thread deleted after account termination" :( .. .. "why are the people in the gym not using any obvious mouth baggies, just people using it in private... wiping clean is insufficient" I'd hope it was a private-use thing and not a shareable item D: .. but maybe not D: D: D: The wing suit thing was cool. Watching some of those videos.. seems like they must fly a route a bunch of times and just get closer and closer to the ground. Maybe an expensive habit? :p .. This happened in May, apparently, but Dairy Queen made an upside-down store as part of a promotion: http://www...gravity-defying-blizzard-store TLDR: Acrobats in harnesses serve thick ice cream to people.
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Sep 03 14:22:19 Another one of these fly-catching devices: http://imgur.com/gallery/h2v1E5g
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Sep 03 16:22:39 my cat never understands what i'm trying to do when i try that :p this was the fish thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goZ7dZKu6W8
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Sep 03 16:24:18 knife juggling fail... w/ John Oliver http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uYXwN_1535967604 ...probably not John Oliver
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Sep 03 21:31:00 daily dose http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHTuHmBDDe8 trucker cat... & apparently asia is where people get ideas for horrible futures in movies
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Sep 04 01:31:20 Lol@skydiving fish Can’t help but think how confusing that must be for them :D @knife juggling Looked like the blade hit him right in the face, so I guess they don’t sharpen them too much ;p .. +1 on horrible futures... that’s when even sleep is just a commodity... there’s not much comfort in living. Kind of why living in NYC seems like a terrible idea to me... all struggle, no/tiny reward. People already living in vans all over the U.S... so there’s an equivalent Trucker cat definitely a highlight :D There’s a guy around her who rides his bike with his cat (I think I’ve mentioned it when those pet+bike/scooter videos pop up).. must be nice to travel with a cat. Pretty sure we’ve discussed this, but most house cats freak out at high speed travel motion, but maybe it’d be okay if they got used to it as kittens? I wants it :’(
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Sep 05 10:49:00 i would be in constant fear of the cat jumping off :p... i wouldn't even put the window down for dogs in a car (if i had a dog)... unless gap was not big enough for them to fit anyway robbery fail http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9nmgo_1536128941
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Sep 05 14:50:17 Tranny Trumps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJhkeGjMQMU
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Sep 06 12:56:57 No way was I going to sit through that 9-minute slide show, but this top comment was helpful in revealing the video content: "Hello my friend. Such a wonderful job on this expose. These Transgender Occultists worship the Goddess but hate real women. Bizarre! Thank you for sharing your gifts with us." lol @"robbery fail" Weird that he would run away in a panic if it was an airsoft gun... like... "Oh no! She has my airsoft gun! What a dangerous game I played with my life![???]" :D .. "Canadian olympics" http://imgur.com/gallery/O7zGi7S
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Sep 06 13:57:09 "Dragon Age:Origins" is $2.99 on Steam at the moment, if you want a non-DVD copy (& only had a DVD copy)... &/or want the game Steam better never disappear...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Sep 06 22:51:55 there's a "The Purge" TV series on USA & SyFy... episode 1 aired recently, was decent... has the suspense & dumb decision-making that you'd expect
McKobb Member	Fri Sep 07 02:06:27 Rocket City Trash Pandas is the newest minor league baseball team in Alabama.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Sep 07 13:13:38 'An off-duty Dallas police officer mistakenly walked into an apartment she thought was her own and shot a man dead Thursday night, police said.' ...build the wall!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Sep 09 21:51:08 Daily Dose http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adK6qT3t7us includes interesting stuff to try in someone else's microwave
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Sep 09 21:56:07 that falling bit reminded me of this other video i considered posting... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMPI-21mYTE is 10 mins but see opening bit at least
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Sep 10 14:42:54 Eaten Alive should go film this kid & make an honest show out of themselves http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kKcpY_1536600126
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Sep 10 16:12:42 laundry wombat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0CCdhI2yRA
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Sep 10 23:26:13 Classic Hazel ;) .. "there's a "The Purge" TV series on USA & SyFy..." The problem with airing on network TV a story whose subject is ultraviolence.. is that the ultraviolence is PG-13.. and that's no way to do ultraviolence :( .. "Rocket City Trash Pandas is the newest minor league baseball team in Alabama." That's an awesome name :D .. "includes interesting stuff to try in someone else's microwave" One of the better doses! Baby turtle, neat skydiving, plasma, flip thingy, zombie+shark love ;D .. "is 10 mins but see opening bit at least" Ended up watching most/all of it, but the opening was coolest! So lovingly close to death ♥ .. That snake really missed an opportunity with that kid :( .. Prairie dog snuggles: http://imgur.com/gallery/YUHLjmH
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Sep 10 23:26:52 kitty asking for attention: (turn on sound) http://imgur.com/gallery/wsYGXbh
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Sep 10 23:27:09 sticking balloons to kitty: http://imgur.com/gallery/ktxkQwu
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Sep 10 23:37:12 Something intensely political happening here: (dogs and raccoons chase toy) http://imgur.com/gallery/RXqUuwc
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 11 00:08:00 seems Purge ep#1 is on YouTube (not sure if all episodes will be) the episode is mostly set before the Purge starts, but @ 50:20 you can see significant silhouette violence anyway :p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o66iaVGQgMo
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Sep 11 17:10:57 I'll watch that tonight .. if it was good? I'm attempting a Riddick marathon at the moment :D I know how much you love this kid, so this was easy to copy and paste ;D "Back For Seconds: Barack Obama Has Once Again Invited Ahmed To His House To Get Another Look At That Sweet Goddamn Clock He Built" [Clickhole: News] http://www...nce-again-invited-a-1828638348 Fake Tweet from Obama: "I am currently inflating an air mattress for you in our den so you can stay the weekend when you bring that sweet goddamned clock over. Ahmed, please, I need to check out your awesome clock again or I will lose my fucking mind."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 11 18:10:07 damn that clock kid! the Purge (TV) seemed of similar quality as the movies for whatever that's worth :p it's definitely more enjoyable than watching this surströmming challenge http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9Pjsm_1536685205
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Sep 11 19:12:46 That looked tasty ;) .. Oh! Happy 9/11! \:D/ Some good horoscopes for the week. Capricorn reminds me of Palahniuk's "Survivor" where he gets someone to mix chlorine and ammonia in a small area: "Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 11, 2018" [Onion: Horoscopes] http://www...f-september-11-2018-1828967701 "Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 The second week of the month can mean but one thing for the Sagittarius. It is time once more to double your intake of prescription medicine." "Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 A helpful household hint you provide a neighbor will result in her horrible death by cleaning." "Aries | March 21 to April 19 It’s been a rough week for everyone at your workplace. Try to lighten everyone’s burden a little with a friendly exchange of hostages."
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Sep 11 19:43:01 A person who goes by "Constable+Frozen" on Tumblr seems to have a strange obsession with combining Frozen/Disney with Marvel content. This one was posted to Imgur.. can't find it in Constable+Frozen's archive: http://imgur.com/gallery/5gw2i4u
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Sep 11 19:47:02 Child harm mixed with some dope beats: http://imgur.com/gallery/hI8guGe
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Sep 11 21:54:51 Another example of Imgur being stupid: driver posts neat video of waterfall on a rainy day in Norway, filming out of their window to show the scale of the waterfall and its closeness to the road... so naturally, all of the sheltered halfwits who have never done anything interesting in their entire lives can only complain about the potential safety risks of filming on a mostly-empty road while traveling at 15mph... http://imgur.com/gallery/d30A8b1
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Sep 11 22:38:40 raccoon demonstrates smrts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5JFeTtSS3c
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 11 23:31:27 i feel like the raccoon has been through that course before, i don't think narrator claims otherwise but hard to judge the impressiveness my complaint on waterfall is not panning down to see road... only get a brief & poor sense of closeness at start... but definitely looks cool
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Sep 12 13:54:26 A romance novelist who penned an essay titled “How To Murder Your Husband” has been charged with murdering her husband. Nancy Crampton-Brophy, 68, is the author of pulp-style books including The Wrong Husband and The Wrong Lover whose covers feature dashing and occasionally shirtless men. ---- i imagine he didn't sleep soundly
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Sep 13 21:53:41 You're probably right :D ..She probably lied to him about how it was all just fantasy and that he was the *right* lover/husband and that this was just about those unhappy marriages out in the world.. but then he would notice some dissatisfaction in her eyes and know that the truth was kept somewhere behind the mask that she drew with words ;p .. "i feel like the raccoon has been through that course before" Does seem suspicious.. hmm.. need a larger sample size. I demand more raccoons complete the task, and I demand more puzzles! :D .. kitty maybe curious about the camera being used? Seems to react to the zoom or something: http://imgur.com/gallery/7Uznm0f
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Sep 13 22:35:54 i think it sees itself... like a front facing camera on those smart phone things (which are the devil) ------ so, update on above story... a Dallas cop came home after a long shift, parked on wrong floor of the parking garage, so entered wrong floor of building & went to the apartment above hers... for some reason her door key worked or door was ajar, she then kills the black guy inside who lived there (she claims he didn't follow verbal commands)... after a couple days she got charged w/ manslaughter today Fox 4 was on the case w/ this tweet/story "DEVELOPING: Search warrant: Marijuana found in Botham Jean’s apartment after deadly shooting" ...that would be the innocent apartment-enjoying home-invaded homicide victim http://www...partment-after-deadly-shooting that tweet drew some outrage :p, but they seem to have updated the linked story to have some outrage... at what they were complicit in
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Sep 13 22:47:07 lulz... marijuana... I guess he deserved being murdered in his own home because he may have had reefer madness? ;p ..Don't think that character assassination of the victim will work here, Fox 4 :p .. Lots of love for Mr. Bubz: http://imgur.com/gallery/Go9HbNF
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Sep 14 14:10:18 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnEQnyOVYAAyY3x.jpg
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Sep 14 17:09:54 http://twitter.com/gourdnibler/status/1040678572262916096
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Sep 15 00:53:57 ^And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids! ------ A man in Arizona is facing felony sex abuse charges after he allegedly faked Down syndrome and tricked a series of female caregivers into bathing him and changing his soiled diapers. Police in Gilbert arrested 31-year-old Paul Anthony Menchaca on Sept. 6 at his home. He was charged with three counts of felony sexual abuse and one charge of fraudulent schemes. Authorities said Menchaca posed as a woman named “Amy” who advertised for a caregiver to bathe and change the diapers of an adult son with Down syndrome. Three women responded to the ad. Each told police that Menchaca would become sexually aroused as he was being bathed. At one point, the first victim became suspicious and contacted Menchaca’s parents. They told the woman that their son did not have Down syndrome or need diapers.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Sep 15 18:54:23 daily dose http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko0LW74L_48 learn how cookie cutters are made! also has a startled snow leopard
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Sep 17 18:27:04 Startled snow leopard was a cutie :) Paul Menchaca must not have acted tarded enough? ;p Another cute kitten mewing: http://imgur.com/gallery/XVaYb51
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 18 01:14:27 i tend to give in to pet demands & the bastards tend to rat you out to the people who asked you not to do so...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 18 01:17:58 like a dog hanging out under the table pawing at your leg, or a cat licking its chops for an excessive amount of time afterwards
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 18 11:32:35 aging terminator takes on 3 punks http://www...rs_us_5ba0e495e4b04d32ebfcccfa i couldn't find an equivalent quality video on YouTube/LiveLeak, so you'll just have to go to HuffPo to see :p there really needs to be a repository of unedited videos before places chop it up & add commentary etc.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 18 16:57:03 “As we have always said, Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most ‘Sesame Street’ Muppets do), they remain puppets, and do not have sexual orientation.” ~ Sesame Street (over homosexuality speculation)
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Sep 18 17:54:16 They sure as fuck fuck each other in my Bert and Ernie fan fiction — puppets or not, there's no act that they won't do to one another. "Sesame Street: 'Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts'" [Onion: OnnCast Video] http://www...ot-gay-they-are-dep-1819595499
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Sep 18 18:07:25 "Ted Cruz Attempts To Connect With Voters By Wearing More Handsome Man’s Face As Mask" [Onion: News in Brief] http://pol...ters-by-wearing-mor-1829151503 "DALLAS—In an effort to make himself more appealing to voters, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) reportedly tried to connect with the audience at a candidate forum Tuesday by wearing the bloody, skinned face of a far more handsome man as a mask. “People are really responding to this new, dapper Ted Cruz,” said campaign manager Jeff Roe, noting that recent internal polls show that since Cruz adopted the new look, voters are twice as likely to describe the expressionless, gore-covered incumbent as “trustworthy,” “affable,” or “charming.” “That rough-cut mask of rotting skin is doing wonders for the senator on the campaign trail. He’s honestly never looked better, and the voters are really beginning to take notice. Even with the stench of decomposition, most people we talk to remark upon how Sen. Cruz doesn’t make them feel as nauseous as he used to. He’s looking a lot healthier, too.” Roe later confirmed that while Cruz’s current mask was rapidly decaying, the candidate had a freezer filled with enough handsome and blood-encrusted masks of human skin to last him through the campaign’s final stretch."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 18 19:04:37 wow @ the sick shit for Bert & Ernie... have to wonder if that Onion writer got any odd looks for what he came up with :p & Cruz definitely needs all the help he can get w/ his appearance (& personality)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Sep 19 12:31:36 A Colorado man was arrested on Friday after allegedly leaving the trail at Yellowstone National Park, approaching the Old Faithful geyser and then appearing to urinate or attempt to urinate into it. Gabriel Villalva, 27, was caught on video at the edge of the geyser. A park ranger could be heard yelling at him to return to the boardwalk, where tourists are required to remain while visiting the geyser. Villalva largely ignored the commands, stood before the rim, and at one point appeared to urinate. the unexciting video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOSJRKhIhsc
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Sep 19 17:30:15 mini Dark Helmet robs motel http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=COR2T_1537245325 #brazil
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Sep 19 18:28:39 The Best of Bad Acting... possibly posted before, definitely some familiar stuff, but solid entertainment :p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2BKT-8FD4s
Pillz Member	Thu Sep 20 03:38:45 My glass screen protector has cracked. How do people live with broken screens??? It's only visible on perfectly white screens or when the screen is off and drives me insane.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Sep 20 10:54:17 i don't have a smart phone... is it not replaceable? sounds like a replaceable accessory
McKobb Member	Thu Sep 20 10:59:57 Why?
Pillz Member	Thu Sep 20 11:35:46 Of course it is, it's just a screen protector. The point is, how do people live with cracked screens? Who doesn't have a smart phone?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Sep 20 11:52:38 by eating food & drinking water it gives me a feeling of superiority... plus i don't want people contacting me
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Sep 20 22:41:52 "mini Dark Helmet robs motel" Guess he needs to learn early how to get shot to death? .. "Woman passes out after 12 beers" http://imgur.com/gallery/FJ1Hx8A
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Sep 20 22:41:55 kitty getting nose rubs: http://imgur.com/gallery/fwJ0RQk
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Sep 20 23:54:01 :D @ ^beers :p $530 "Superstar Taped Sneakers": http://sho...star-taped-sneaker-men/5029413 from the Zoolander Derelicte collection
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Sep 21 00:05:03 possibly a publicity stunt... on the other hand they have many other similar $500 pre-dirtied sneakers, just without the tape ...plus the fashion industry is ridiculous in general :p
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sat Sep 22 13:55:14 In Peru, Hitler earns ballot spot despite Lennin's challenge http://www...despite-lennins-challenge.html
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Sep 22 21:50:13 Hitler vs Lenin, a tough choice for Trump supporters... hey-oo
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Sep 23 11:28:34 why must they scare us so :/ http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=u908Q_1537692602
Pillz Member	Sun Sep 23 15:51:40 Cats can do that too
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sun Sep 23 17:18:09 Meaning of the word SHIT... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPTYc3L-ohg
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Sep 24 08:53:44 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DntdfclXgAAznEk.jpg
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Sep 24 15:55:29 I don't get why people were laughing in the shit video (drunk and out for the night?), but that was at least accurate :p cat maze (leave sound off; it's gibberish techno) http://imgur.com/gallery/8EtO4GP
Pillz Member	Mon Sep 24 17:33:33 Rigged/rehearsed. You out a cat in a box like that and it'll do one of two things: jump out or sleep
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Sep 24 22:48:01 but they weren't cats, they were kittens! it does seem odd the kitten appeared to make no mistakes (although not a huge number of wrong turns)... on the other hand, still visually interesting whether it knew the path or not
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Sep 24 22:50:31 An Indiana man is facing charges after pistol-whipping his lifelong friend during an argument over a Bruno Mars song, police said. Roger D. Washburn, 71, of Greenwood, was taken into custody late Friday by deputies from the Johnson County Sheriff’s Office after the victim and another man said they were hanging out at Washburn’s home when they started to fight over a song and who performed it. The victim insisted the track in question was sung by Mars, but Washburn disagreed. That prompted the victim to show Washburn proof that the song was, in fact, part of Mars’ catalog, but instead of defusing the argument, the sound squabble went to another level when Washburn pulled out a .38-caliber revolver, deputies said. The victim then called Washburn “chickens–t,” leading him to swing his gun at the man, striking him in the face and arm. Washburn’s gun went off twice as he struck the victim and took another swing at him, but no one was shot during the feud about the singer. The police report does not indicate which Mars song had been playing at the time.
Pillz Member	Tue Sep 25 00:03:05 Least Indiana is in the news. But i bet one of those guys was a recent migrant from Florida..
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 25 12:07:19 Florida man was arrested Sunday after he threw another man off a bridge into a river just as an officer was passing by. The Daytona Beach Police Department said that Derrick Goodin, 21, was involved in an argument with a woman over money as she and a friend crossed the bridge over the Halifax River on Sunday. After throwing the woman's bike in the water, the 21-year-old then threw her friend, an unidentified man, over after he got involved in the argument. In bodycam video released by police, Goodwin can be seen standing with the man before police say he tossed him over. The officer then gets out of the car and tells the 21-year-old to surrender. Goodin is heard saying "he jumped over the bridge,” before throwing his wallet in the water before he was arrested. (tossed guy survived) video where you see a bit of the toss: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CxCeB_1537844476
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 25 16:39:56 Pickaxe-wielding policemen have demolished a semi-submerged art gallery in the Maldives for being "offensive to Islam". The British-designed installation at the Fairmont Maldives Sirru Fen Fushi resort was destroyed last week after being criticized by religious leaders in the country. Islam is the official religion of the paradise island chain which is also a popular destination for honeymooners. The Coralarium was designed by British artist Jason deCaires Taylor and allowed guests at the island hotel to swim from the shore to the underwater gallery. Outgoing president Abdulla Yameen ordered the removal and destruction of the sculptures, deeming them "idols" which are banned by the religion. This is despite the statues having no religious meaning whatsoever. In the evening, a light system illuminated the gallery attracting underwater critters and creating an impressive sight for guests. a photo of part of it http://cdn...018/07/CAT-VINTON-4X7V0228.jpg ♫ dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb ♫
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Sep 25 17:40:12 Islam has a lot to do with iconoclasm, so any figures or human representations could conceivably be anti-Islam. Add to that that the figures seem to be in aquatic transformation (a Greek and Roman infidel concept of sea gods and people in metamorphoses?), and add that there's a child looking up to an infidel aquatic authority figure in one case, and this makes sense from a certain point of view.. like Anakin's point of view that the Jedi are evil ;D .. lol@Goodwin's attempts to hide the truth, conceal evidence, and call on witnesses to back him up :D .. I liked the cop's tone too.. like, "Dude... it's on video. That narrative isn't going to fly." Also agree with the comments about the officer showing some good restraint when Goodwin started reaching into his waistband with his back turned. I'm sure that the officer let that happen specifically because of the threat of a media shit show, but it was a good call in this case.. :) .. Cat compulsively chews Styrofoam: htts://imgur.com/gallery/6zgRv6r
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Sep 25 17:40:32 oops! Removed the "p", not the "s": http://imgur.com/gallery/6zgRv6r
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 25 17:58:00 i hope it learned its lesson w/ that stuck piece :p here's a cat with standard 'must sit on small rugs/mats' behavior getting a zombie hand massage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInOmRlglAU
McKobb Member	Tue Sep 25 18:08:13 My cat shreds paper. Any kind. Book covers, cardboard, paper airplanes, flight tickets. He's banned from the home office pending imminent raid from the feds!
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Sep 25 21:41:55 Is it because paper always gets more attention than him? :D kitty with its piano-playing hooman: http://twitter.com/sarperduman/status/1044141705765814272 ..apparently this guy has a lot of cats
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Sep 26 00:48:06 This week's horoscope highlights: "Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 25, 2018" [Onion: Horoscopes] http://ent...f-september-25-2018-1829297228 • "Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22 The harvest moon in Cancer means change for your sign. You will die late Wednesday afternoon." • "Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22 Love will enter your life this week, but will ultimately fail to take the place of hatred."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Sep 26 23:47:09 seal slaps kayaker in the face with an octopus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGUJz0Uh16g what happened, happened and could not have happened any other way.
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Sep 27 14:19:21 Maybe Mr. Seal just needed a good rock to slam the mollusk against? :D "Dasani Under Fire After Tanker Explosion Leads To Massive Water Spill Off Coast Of Mexico" [Onion: News in Brief] http://www...sion-leads-to-massi-1829362402 "“As a result of Dasani’s carelessness, much of the area’s marine life has been left completely soaked,” said local conservationist Tina Devantez, explaining that, while crews were already hard at work using gentle towels to hand-clean affected wildlife, there were still large numbers of local birds and amphibians along the coast that would likely remain drenched for days. “The amount of clean-tasting, filtered water cascading into the ocean is absolutely devastating, and it’s going to affect this habitat for decades. This is the worst spill since the offshore water drilling rig rupture in 1998—shame on Dasani for such a clear disregard for this delicate ecosystem.” At press time, Devantez predicted that the water would continue washing up on shore for months to come."
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Sep 27 14:24:19 This was a good one :D "Kavanaugh Sobering Up After 35-Year Bender Shocked To Find Out He’s Supreme Court Nominee" [Onion: News in Brief] http://pol...bender-shocked-to-f-1829331031 " “Oh, Christ, what the hell happened last night? What am I doing here?” said the yet-unconfirmed nominee, fighting waves of nausea and massaging his throbbing temples as he attempted to piece together not only how he safely made it home after completely blacking out, but also the series of events that resulted in him graduating from Yale, embarking on a career in law, getting married, buying a house, and starting a family. “The last thing I remember was that I was about to nail that hot shooting guard from the women’s basketball team, and then everything gets kind of hazy. Holy shit, wait—I worked for the Bush administration? I didn’t even know there was a Bush presidency. And apparently Donald Trump is president now, whoever that is. I know I sometimes do crazy shit when I’m fucked up, but this is another level. Jesus—that’s the last time I do shots of Jager.” At press time, Kavanaugh was reportedly attempting to quickly sober up by eating a 17-year-old slice of pizza he had found on the floor of his bedroom."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Sep 27 22:13:27 that should be made into a movie... preferably made rapidly & released by Saturday
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