Utopia Talk / General Talk / #UGTwit91 #IhaveTheHighGround

Cherub Cow Member	Thu Sep 27 23:19:36 "Example how sound can make all the difference" http://imgur.com/gallery/u133kQU
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Sep 27 23:59:47 now we have to be reminded of that dialogue for the next 98 posts i'll try to re-associate it w/ that video :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Sep 28 00:23:54 this Atlanta journal was happy about the coca-cola product placement during the Kavanaugh hearing http://www...-at-supreme-court-hearing.html (coca-cola headquarters are in Atlanta)
McKobb Member	Fri Sep 28 03:37:05 +Coke&STFU
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Sep 28 10:24:13 Bus driver who gave children semen-laced treats sentenced to 5 years http://www...sentenced-to-5-years-1.4111984
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Sep 28 16:22:25 something to consider every time you go to a restaurant... every. time.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Sep 28 21:10:35 multi-tasking mailman http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ugSrW_1538167572
Pillz Member	Fri Sep 28 21:28:54 Wasn't there a thing from pizza hut or domino's in the states, where employees were doing that?
Pillz Member	Fri Sep 28 21:32:38 No ejaculating at domino's. But they were registered as sex offenders apparently? Or already were? Still, tumbleweed offers sound advice
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Sep 28 21:37:22 i know a delivery guy jerked off on a pizza in the Los Angeles awhile back... not sure what establishment probably has happened thousands if not millions of times if you think about it... which you should do every time you order a pizza... every. time.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Sep 28 21:37:59 meant to be 'Los Angeles *area* awhile back'
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Sep 29 14:22:30 Shin Lim doing his thing (magic) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaKUmY3E6fk i guess he won that show's whole contest or whatever i liked his first Penn & Teller routine better but still good stuff
McKobb Member	Sat Sep 29 14:51:37 I knew of a exmanager at Zaxbys that added special sauce to problem customers.
McKobb Member	Sat Sep 29 14:57:59 That dude is good at close-up magic.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Sep 29 17:53:25 the reason i hated Beavis & Butthead was from seeing an episode of their hijinks at their McJobs i suspect the number of viewers influenced to do something similar was non-zero
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Oct 01 00:09:54 A Kansas McDonald’s worker has been charged with one count of aggravated battery of a law enforcement officer for allegedly putting cleaner in a deputy’s drink. ...epidemic
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Oct 01 11:28:00 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dobz6QmWkAIudiq.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Oct 01 15:27:33 a couple supposedly Vietnam videos suggesting scooters are very popular: kid learning a lesson... & parents learning a lesson... & why is there a horse there? http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=zwCD_1538279575
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Oct 01 15:28:30 and some brazilian culture appropriation: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9g9aJ_1538320267
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Oct 01 20:13:01 Shin Lim is a warlock who must be put to death. Seeing Tyra there just reminded me of this awful song :D Tyra Banks - Be a Star http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=156q2w_ca1U (Watching this video and/or the entire kid's movie is known to the state of California to cause cancer, autism, and subdermal teratomas.) .. "kid learning a lesson... & parents learning a lesson... & why is there a horse there?" lulz :D ..looks like one of those CNS-jarring childhood moments that reminds you that you're just a killable meat bag ;p
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Oct 01 20:13:05 I thought the "High Ground" thing would just be for the thread opener, but here's this :D "Little pupper feeling confident with the high ground against a big ol doggo" http://imgur.com/gallery/B7U3KLu
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 02 01:12:45 Oct 1st was raccoon appreciation day, i hope we all took at least a few hours to stop & appreciate them here's Lindsay Lohan attempting to abduct children, she's come a long way since dancing w/ Tyra http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kFSES_1538238603
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 02 06:42:05 Tried to abduct children *and* she filmed vertically — not sure which is worse ;p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 02 11:43:48 some raccoons to appreciate... a day late http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=s5nS8_1538427752
McKobb Member	Tue Oct 02 11:56:06 I have 'coon friends!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 02 12:30:16 baby meerkats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUkEiXFMCXI
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 02 13:43:34 'and here i will duck & the bull will go right over me' http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=u9a1D_1538493173
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 02 13:45:02 China's war on safety measures continues http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9RJYA_1538466909 or maybe about instilling confidence... in expendable people
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 02 19:23:30 Awwww... no death plunge?? :( :( :( ;p .. "some raccoons to appreciate... a day late" lol XD ... looks like the animal control peep and the police peeps were having a good time about it :D On the raccoon appreciation subject, I did recently get to see a raccoon family of 3 looking out of the same small drain pipe together. Much cute. No photo because it was night, but I'll do better next time :p .. "baby meerkats" Cute! But I had to change the music to NIИ's "Everyday is Exactly the Same" — couldn't take that sappy indy music! >:D .. "'and here i will duck & the bull will go right over me'" lol... lots of replay value in that one :D .. Seeing this "high ground" topic in a lot of places :D "I couldn't figure out why he was looking up and then" http://imgur.com/gallery/KrnrvZm
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 02 20:05:46 Angry Russian kitteh is given a shot: http://www.instagram.com/p/BnCA2mWhwmX/
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 02 20:11:17 doggo catches easy fish during flood: http://www...ingadd/videos/312802942631486/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 02 22:16:13 i would like to think he took it all the way home & through a doggo door & confused the hell out of someone
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 03 12:19:10 guy learns what an elevator shaft is (can skip to 0:40 if uninterested in limited backstory) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=QFat_1538509099
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 03 14:33:58 my flip phone was immune to the presidential alert test... go flip phones!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 03 14:38:48 new gold/blue dress thing cougar or dog: http://twitter.com/KUTVMorgan/status/1047474762186862593 i thought dog immediately, but some good arguments in comments so now not sure :p... what doesn't make sense is how she couldn't tell from seeing face...
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Oct 03 14:43:47 Sir Hamlet‏ @GoodSirHamlet · 53m53 minutes ago  More The key here is how the animal chooses to identify. Let’s not label it with our species biases.
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Oct 03 14:47:27 it's a woof not a meow
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 03 14:49:56 i see the answer is revealed in her other tweets so it's not a great mystery :/
Pillz Member	Wed Oct 03 19:24:22 Can tell from the hind legs.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Oct 04 16:32:49 soon we'll be able to do this with lasers... and neighbors... : http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=C99CA_1538590650
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Oct 04 16:51:21 store clerk gets pranked good http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uFWN1_1538631578
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 05 02:01:38 "Hohoho, shit. I got you good, you fucker!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYzn2EJGQdI ;p .. "guy learns what an elevator shaft is" Did he want to die or something? ;D .. No.. I know better... many peeps just have zero situational awareness.
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 05 02:01:41 Fun situation on "Wheel of Fortune": (turn on sound option) http://imgur.com/gallery/TNj21bF Don't read the top comment until after the video — it's good, but if you read it first it'll spoil the ending :D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 05 12:25:00 i was guessing some rural chinese guy who had never encountered an elevator before
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 05 18:39:53 This is pretty terrifying, even knowing that he knows the lions: ("Lion Whisperer" meets his peeps) http://imgur.com/gallery/ZjfuVrL
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 05 19:33:27 "World’s Leading Scientists Nervously Stand Next To Poster-Board Displays As Nobel Committee Walks Through Gymnasium" [Onion: News in Brief] http://www...-stand-next-to-post-1829531578 "“I stayed up all night cutting out stenciled letters, mounting my results on construction paper, and using glue stick to get these cryo-electron microscope images onto my poster board,” said molecular biologist Richard Henderson, eyeing his competitors’ various displays of wind tunnels, volcanoes, and mathematical models illustrating the exponential expansion of space following the Big Bang. “The competition’s pretty serious this year. I saw one of the other scientists dropping Mentos into a two-liter bottle of Coke, and it looked pretty cool. Meanwhile, one of my graphs describing the three-dimensional structure of biomolecules fell off my poster right as the committee was walking by. I really hope that’s not going to affect my chances of winning the Nobel Prize.” At press time, sources confirmed theoretical physicist and cosmologist Alan Guth had been disqualified after the committee concluded his parents had clearly done most of the work for him."
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Oct 05 20:24:26 "This is pretty terrifying, even knowing that he knows the lions" purty kewl
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sat Oct 06 08:59:44 Hold my beer while I load this bobcat. http://twitter.com/holdmyale/status/1047563128706355202
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Oct 06 13:35:33 banksy prank-sy http://www.instagram.com/p/BomXijJhArX/?taken-by=banksy ^ has video of it occurring even if you already heard about it also... $1.4 million? #robtherich
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sat Oct 06 21:33:47 "#robtherich" #eattherich http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Do1mO8_V4AAJbjb.jpg:large
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 07 23:51:41 eating the rich isn't smart... you rob them then they replace the stuff & you rob them again like a fruit tree ---- i find the first second of this hilarious: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=k1zjo_1538796990 the speed & motion of his strike or something... i would like to believe there was absolutely no provocation beforehand but probably not the case the punch at 0:42 good too
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Oct 08 15:34:18 sandpeople wedding + gun... you know the drill... http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=auJFl_1539006032
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 09 00:58:00 But just in the leg this time! ... probably fatal if health care is like the American Civil War period in that area ;) .. "Hold my beer while I load this bobcat." Probably not OSHA-compliant, but very practical for the user :D .. "banksy prank-sy" He must not have wanted to completely destroy his art.. that shredder didn't work too well... .. Sleepy kitty travels locally: http://imgur.com/gallery/25DZNkX
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 09 16:00:45 another dothraki celebration http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aGy19_1539085993
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 09 16:24:47 Again with the weird India/Indian comments... but anyways, this comment made the most sense to me: "Do these idiots not watch LL Vids?!!! WTF!!" ;) .. "An opossum fell from the rafters outside the TX v OU game this past weekend. And someone captured this gem." http://imgur.com/gallery/7wpEwrS
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 09 16:36:21 Calgary weather report: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8QneqK0FS4 I think Calgary is being punished because TH hasn't visited UGT in a while...
McKobb Member	Tue Oct 09 16:37:19 It's not a wedding unless someone dies!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 09 16:41:34 i'm suspicious... too many people looking right at it including some w/ cameras aimed seemingly perfectly, while it would've dropped in a split second & based on my made-up assumptions of TX & OU fans, i suspect there were many carrying around stuffed opossums
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 09 16:48:13 Your suspicion has made me suspicious... I'd need to know if the possum was being thrown or something... peeps must have been ready for this if the cameras were already out.. .. Another variety of wedding photography: (seaside) http://imgur.com/gallery/eTJfUxz
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 09 16:58:15 cute kitties snuggling — turn off sound.. it's weird: http://www...JRB/?hl=en&taken-by=park_kkone
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 09 17:06:48 WALK TIME! WALK TIME!! WALK TIME!!!! http://www.instagram.com/p/BoncPf-Byu9/?hl=en
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 09 17:22:47 i suspect opossum puppetry, guy was probably dancing w/ it on wires & the imgur person just made up a story
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 10 00:37:51 'X','X','X','X','X','X'... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcGNW86Xb1Q
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 10 12:54:53 Police at a Florida airport removed a passenger who refused to get off a Cleveland-bound flight after she was found carrying an “emotional support squirrel.” Passengers had already boarded Frontier Airlines Flight 1612 at Orlando International Airport on Tuesday night when they were told there was a “situation” and everyone needed to get off the plane, according to passenger Brandon Nixon. “Everyone was a little panicked. You expect the worst when they say something like that,” the 24-year-old Ashland, Ohio resident said. “A lot of people were asking questions. People wanted to know what was going on.” As he exited the plane, Nixon said he asked a flight attendant if she had any other information. “All she said was ‘a squirrel,’” he said. But once they were back in the terminal, “word spread pretty quickly” about what was happening. Frontier says the passenger had noted in her reservation that she was bringing an emotional support animal with her on the flight, but she did not indicate it was a squirrel. Rodents, including squirrels, are not one of the emotional support animals allowed on Frontier flights, according to its website. ---------------- discrimination!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 10 13:16:59 another unavoidable shooting (by the Star Trek IV Spock at 0:34) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=zobm_1539161925 w/ a possible LL viewer early on trying to offer safety tips to a different future killer
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 10 13:19:53 ...actually that might be the same gunman... i lost track of it in the movement
McKobb Member	Wed Oct 10 14:22:20 Why are these people allowed firearms?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 10 15:01:37 probably because of something you did concerned dog: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DpK9AUoWkAI1-ts.jpg supposedly sheltering from hurricane in a parking garage
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Oct 11 00:35:36 It's nice that the Internet can spread these videos but that it simultaneously cannot successfully educate the people in the videos about how to avoid wedding shootings :D .. "Rodents, including squirrels" Maybe it's time to do a Pluto with squirrels and reclassify them as cats? Cute kitty of the day: http://imgur.com/gallery/aXiDwdg
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Oct 11 00:36:47 "Febreze Releases New Air Horn For Covering Up Unpleasant Bathroom Sounds" [Onion: News in Brief] http://www...vering-up-unpleasan-1829656942
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 12 01:53:15 Good news from Washington D.C.: "Calm, Measured Trump Hard At Work After Freak Accident Leaves Him With Railroad Spike Lodged In Skull" [Onion: News in Brief] http://pol...fter-freak-accident-1829686798 "“President Trump has been a model of professionalism ever since the accident—he’s attentive and inquisitive during intelligence briefings, articulate at press conferences, and his tweets have been increasingly vetted and thoroughly researched,” said White House chief of staff John Kelly, echoing the general sentiments of staffers in the West Wing, where feelings of general relief and a newfound sense of job security were observed during the two-hour morning meeting Trump convened to discuss naming Ada Limón the new U.S. poet laureate. “At first I was a bit concerned, as anyone would be when a railroad spike pierces a sitting president’s cerebral cortex and bisects his hypothalamus, but the White House physician checked him out and concluded that the benign effect on Trump’s disposition outweighs any possible long-term harm.” At press time, staffers confirmed Trump was growing morose and irritable after banging the protruding head of the spike on the doorframe of Air Force One while attempting to deplane."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 12 12:50:56 ^if only!!! -------- someone died during the filming of the Mr. Rogers movie... apparently Tom Hanks got carried away in an S&M scene (or maybe the guy fell off a balcony during a smoke break... smoking kills)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 12 21:53:45 "Well, Governor Wolf, let me tell you what, between now and Nov. 6, you better put a catcher’s mask on your face, because I’m going to stomp all over your face with golf spikes.” ~Scott Wagner, R candidate for PA governor
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sun Oct 14 09:05:13 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DpXhkU9UcAAwtdc.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 14 11:41:13 these dogs would do well in battle... if aimed properly http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=wevD_1539504325 the dust trails just keep going
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 14 12:43:39 A hunter shot and killed a British bicyclist who was wearing a colored helmet and riding a colored mountain bike in the French Alps on Saturday, prosecutors said. act of war!
Pillz Member	Sun Oct 14 12:56:44 Great life hack Also is the shooting indicative of the conditions and treatment Brits can expect in Europe post-Brexit?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 14 13:03:42 daily dose: featuring a 9/11-inspired air show, a neat pen, & a jumping robot that makes you happy and/or sad (+ some other interesting things) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJQjFUc_H9A
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 14 18:46:25 a whole bunch of out of focus boar babies http://twitter.com/NatGeo/status/1051609596337385472
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 14 21:33:25 "An Australian wildlife caretaker feeding dozens of animals was attacked Saturday by a kangaroo while she was attempting to save her husband from the 6-foot marsupial." kind of an odd sentence... I guess the kangaroo attacking the man was not that important to the reporter :p
McKobb Member	Sun Oct 14 23:26:22 It clearly should have stated, "Boomer Bows Up On Rival"
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Oct 15 01:40:28 "daily dose: featuring ... a neat pen" That was the highlight for me! At first I thought it was a stylus that just scans to match colors for digital drawing, but mixing *ink* to match the scanned/stored colors is super cool. More features at the source link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2aJuuIsots Looks like until tomorrow it's 50% off for pre-orders, putting it at $249 for the paper-only version, $329 for the paper+stylus version. Seems about right for people taking a chance on the early technology.
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Oct 15 10:42:47 A White Woman Falsely Accused a Black 9-Year-Old Boy of Groping Her http://rea...tore-caroline-false-accusation
McKobb Member	Mon Oct 15 15:12:42 You on the "white woman" bandwagon now?
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Oct 15 17:48:34 http://twitter.com/Txrebel05/status/1051142765088858113
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Oct 15 21:03:29 ^a new techno viking
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Oct 15 22:39:41 That's awesome :D @"White Woman Falsely Accused" Looks like there's a popular sentiment in the air — from the article: "If believing the woman is the beginning and the end of a search for the truth, then we have left the realm of justice for religion." I said something similar in Rugian's Kavanaugh thread: "Zero proof should not have power over others — that's religion, not law" ( http://www...hread=83458&time=1539123548110 ). Probably rolls back into the problem with the social media lynch mob. They identify targets and weaponize outrage. It wouldn't be a problem except that people fold in the face of that lynch mob stupidity. .. kitty gets skeleton hand skritches: http://www.instagram.com/p/Bo1m_omFJmp/?hl=en&taken-by=otisandjr
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 16 17:36:21 "How I'd like to think animals hear themselves." (turn on sound) http://imgur.com/gallery/5JCPDag
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 16 17:53:52 Japanese kitty apparently okay with wearing lion mane for several seconds at a time: http://www.instagram.com/p/BPZcSgsgR9f/?taken-by=_archange_
hood Member	Tue Oct 16 21:04:56 Cat + leash. Does Japan have no shame?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 16 21:43:17 where I lived in Kentucky (Bowling Green), free-range cats were illegal
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Oct 18 02:40:40 This just doesn't seem right in a good Christian society: "Kinky Girlfriend Wants To Try Sexual Pleasure Tonight" [Onion: News in Brief] http://loc...al-pleasure-tonight-1829815314 "“I mean, I guess I’m game for whatever, but I just never thought of Jessie as the type of girl who would be into that sort of thing. She’s always seemed so normal and straight-laced,” said Fergus, who confessed he’d never experimented with providing sexual pleasure for any of his previous girlfriends, but insisted he was “down to experiment” and would be willing to broaden his physical horizons with his current partner as long as it was done carefully and with respect. “Honestly? I don’t know where she even found out about this stuff. She must have read something about it online. Of course I trust her, but I’m a little nervous—one of my buddies said he tried this type of thing with his girlfriend once, and it was kind of freaky and gross. They broke up right after that.” Fergus was later overheard admitting that his stomach dropped when his girlfriend added she’d also be interested in experimenting with foreplay."
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Oct 18 02:48:23 "Heartbreaking: Soldier Returning Home From Afghanistan Completely Overshadowed By Other Family Member Returning Home From Adult Video Store" [Clickhole: Video] http://www...me-from-afghanistan-1828224431
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Oct 18 02:56:07 "Huge Oversight: ‘Jeopardy’ Is Reclaiming Thousands Of Dollars From Ken Jennings After Rewatching The Tapes And Realizing He Didn’t Get A Single Question Right" [Clickhole: News] http://www...ming-thousands-of-d-1829297846
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Oct 18 03:59:40 kid being hurt in amusing way: http://imgur.com/gallery/aMhou3Q
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Oct 18 17:56:22 http://www...mpaign=embed_video_watch_again
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Oct 18 23:15:58 i wish Adult Video Store family was my family :/
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 19 01:19:47 So much togetherness for that porn trip :') Not sure why that pee thing had so many military and veteran tags. What does peeing and running down the hall have to do with "#military #militarymuscle #supportmilitary #supportmilitarymuscle #iammilitarymuscle #usn #navy #usmc #marines #usarmy #army #usaf #airforce #uscg #coastguard #veteran #guns #humor #militaryhumor #funny #laugh"? :p Imgur is mostly garbage again, but here's a kitten playing with a doggo: http://imgur.com/gallery/2WIuDIx
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Oct 20 14:38:44 supposed Best of the Week http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUsTd6Jhq5s 4:00-5:30 is a solid segment i also like the deer @ 1:55 ...& boat sinkings @ 6:05 & 8:30
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Oct 22 01:33:08 Deer was nice.. and the boat sinking made we wonder how many un-interesting boats have sunk all over the world. And one day they might be uncovered, but deep explorers would be like, "Oh... no giant gold bars; it was just someone's crappy fishing boat." ;) I think this kind of redeems Logan Paul after he had too much fun with dead bodies in Japan (also the only reason that I knew about him was that suicide forest thing): "If Any Autistic Kids Are Tryna Go To Prom With Me, I’d Be More Than Happy To Do That Shit (By Logan Paul)" [Clickhole: News] http://www...to-prom-with-me-i-d-1829227986 "Comment on literally any of my vids, “I am autistic and I gotta go to prom with Logan Paul,” and I’ll hop on a luxury private jet and fly to you, pronto. YUH, son!"
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