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tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Dec 09 22:16:04
if i wrote the script there would be much more violence, but still good:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CHNzN_1544221537

i'll guess his head looked like a nut
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Dec 10 00:56:05
Looks like the owner has been coaxing the squirrel closer and closer with food ;p

"Zoologists Discover New Fastest Land Animal After Pumping White-Tailed Deer Full Of Steroids"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://www...-animal-after-pumpi-1830946788
"MADISON, WI—Shedding new light on the now-500-pound forest-dwelling antlered ungulant, zoologists at the University of Wisconsin–Madison announced the discovery of a new fastest land animal Friday after systematically subjecting a white-tailed deer to a regimen of specially tailored anabolic steroids. “Some cheetahs can temporarily reach a speed as high as 75 mph, which for much of history made them the fastest terrestrial mammal. Well, that was yesterday—we got an eight-point buck jacked to the gills on PEDs to blow those fucking kittycats right out of the water,” said wildlife biologist Dr. Richard McCann, whose 18-month research project and high-intensity fast-twitch-fiber-building synthetic hormone project has proven his theory that a deer whose testosterone output was increased by a factor of 30 could potentially break the national interstate speed limit. “The Odocoileus virginianus was never forced to evolve outright speed as a means of catching prey like the pronghorn or the wildebeest, so it maxed out around 30 mph. But once we got this little guy juicing, his hind legs alone gained over 40 pounds of pure muscle mass with less than 1 percent body fat. We got him leaving gazelles in the goddamn dust.” The white-tail easily broke the 85-mph goal set by McCann, reaching a top speed of 86.3 mph before developing several mood disorders, heart disease, testicular cancer, kidney failure, hypertension, and suffering frequent uncontrollable bouts of aggression and violence."
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Dec 10 02:59:40
Either this was posted here before, or this happens frequently:
"Shepherd Gets Attacked by Sheep" (2017)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CqcKnjGdVc
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Dec 10 11:36:53
everything about that was awesome :p

even the dogs abandoned him
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Dec 10 22:17:09
unusual waiting room hazard
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ubuC5_1544440865

i'll guess his shoe looked like a rat
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Dec 11 13:58:02
http://twitter.com/historic_ly/status/1072548715695611906
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Dec 11 15:48:49
Seems like some potentially sharp edges on there.. D:

Found out about this via the Onion, but here's an article with images of the statue:
"Satanic statue on display in Illinois Capitol rotunda for the holidays"
http://www...l-rotunda-holidays/2223852002/
..I prefer the giant goat statues, but an outstretched hand holding an apple and having a serpent wrapped around it is pretty nice too. (Hail Satan!)
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Dec 12 13:56:15
Killer whales surround New Zealand woman in stunning drone footage

http://www...oman-in-stunning-drone-footage
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Dec 12 14:53:38
Very kewl! I'd be worried knowing how they can punt seals super high into the air, but they really seem like thinkers who know .. maybe that people don't taste good? Or from my earlier theory that orcas *do* kill people but have been smart enough to hide evidence, maybe they knew that they were being recorded by the drone ;D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Dec 12 20:59:16
looked like it was seriously considering taking a bite

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hi-yah!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9AdxO_1544649071
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 13 01:51:35
That was weirdly dramatic for a cow :D
Someone posted a "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist" link in the comments (CGI cow vs. Bruce Lee hero)... seems appropriate ;p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Dec 13 11:18:09
there was another bike coming from the opposite direction, maybe the cow felt under attack... velociraptor style
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 13 14:02:16
That would make sense. It felt cornered like it had been cornered in Nam. Napalm on two sides, Charlie on two other sides. VA hospital benefits gone, living on the road with Tom Cruise. People spitting on it. It loves America.
XD

[Cow]: "You're not my supervisor/[Sheppard]!!!"
..

Duck time lapse:
http://imgur.com/gallery/EVtiwkP
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 13 14:11:12
autistic man given gift of playing sportsball:
http://imgur.com/gallery/TuAhIIp
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 13 14:21:07
kitty likes sliding:
http://imgur.com/gallery/RFZJjrJ
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 13 17:35:55
Apparently this "YouTube Rewind" video is the most disliked YouTube video evar. Please watch it and tell me why I shouldn't watch it (I haven't watched it) :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbJOTdZBX1g
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Dec 13 17:55:40
i watched a few minutes... i'm assuming you're supposed to recognize the people then maybe it's entertaining, but i only recognized the 'highly recognizable guy' as i call him :p (Casey something)

plus skipping through slider i recognized the shitty robots girl (whose last name is not pronounced at all like it's spelled)
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 13 19:57:27
...watching it. Yeah, I don't know what's going on enough to say if it's bad or not. Just a bunch of random references that I don't recognize, or a collection of things that should be hated ;p
...
I recognize Casey something (big nose and glasses guy) and 4:58 robot girl (she builds contraptions that comically fail to do their stated goal. I think she had cancer this year)
...
5:07 okay now I want it all to burn to the ground.
7:00 ..just that mud guy building stuff for the video.

It was bad, but I'm not their target audience, so I will abstain from voting either way ;p

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Kitty teleports into position:
http://imgur.com/gallery/hYcVGQk
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 13 19:58:32
"(she builds contraptions that comically fail to do their stated goal. I think she had cancer this year)"

Oops, sorry. I meant to omit the part explaining who she is since you know that. But yeah, she had cancer or something :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Dec 14 00:31:47
i see at the end of that Rewind video that there's little boxes showing who each person is... if you want to know for some reason

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The organizers of a Christmas event that took place this past Sunday in St. Ives, England, are apologizing for the behavior of the Santa Claus they hired.

At some point during the Father Christmas Grotto event, smoke machines from a separate event being held one floor below caused the fire alarm to go off.

The man hired to be Santa reportedly immediately ripped off his hat and beard and told the crowd of around 50 people to “get the fuck out!” according to Cambridgeshire Live.
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Dec 14 01:45:18
Rookie mistake; you've got to be 100% Santa Claus until your shift ends. If that means dying in a fire while laughing with an "o" instead of an "a", then that's just the price of being a true professional. "All of your mortal bodies will die in this fire! But I am eternal! The flesh may melt from these bones, but I will find another host and deliver your presents on time, Christmas Eve. Ho ho ho!"
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Dec 14 07:05:09
KFC sells out of fried chicken scented fire logs

http://www...en-scented-fire-logs/929316100
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Dec 14 11:45:38
i think having a traumatic reaction to fire fits the Santa character... surely he's had some close calls during his billions of chimney voyages

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i'd try the KFC log if it was <$5... and i had a fireplace (however it's $19... and 'sold out' still)
hood
Member
Fri Dec 14 12:02:28
Oh man. That would have been a good gag gift for my uncle.
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Dec 15 01:21:39
I am hoping that most people get it as a gag gift and not because they actually want their homes to smell like fast food :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Dec 16 11:30:18
it's probably a weird chemical smell too & you'd be better off just setting buckets of chicken around
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defendant living the dream:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CGA25_1544901670
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Dec 16 22:11:08
SNL skit - 'what if Trump hadn't won' premise

not hugely funny, but i like the Matt Damon / Kavanaugh part (5:45-6:45)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdQl7SxOHek
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Dec 17 00:31:05
That skit was so bad that it made me happy that at the end the fictional Trump becomes president again. It was just thinly-veiled bandwagon insults and SJW AIDS ("foiled by a team of transgender Navy SEALs"?). And the comments made it no better; it's mostly "enjoy the next 6 years!" type comments or "look at all the upset Cons who can't take a joke" — as though not laughing at weak SNL skits means someone is part of the GOP. Trump really is bad for comedy. #CancelSouthPark

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cute cat getting head scratches:
http://imgur.com/gallery/19xFBRR
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Dec 17 00:31:55
kitty making click noises with meows:
http://imgur.com/gallery/lhbQ4Cb
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Dec 17 01:31:26
i think you're overlooking that almost all SNL skits are terrible so it's not that bad in comparison

also Matt Damon is awesome in all things... he nails the mood-swinging party animal Kavanaugh :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Dec 17 12:13:46
Weekend Update is the strongest part of the show... pretty much only part worth watching week to week imo

here's a portion of it... at the end (1:45 on) they read jokes the other wrote w/o having seen them before... they go different directions w/ it :p
http://youtu.be/YRfN-UGoKJY?t=105
Che wins!
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Dec 17 12:57:48
‘Edible Anus’ Company Makes Chocolate Molds of Your (Or a Loved One’s) Butthole

http://twe...icle-share&utm_medium=facebook
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Dec 17 13:28:07
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DueQwk_XgAAEgts.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Dec 17 14:54:13
"they read jokes the other wrote w/o having seen them before"

That was fun :D
I don't think SNL is *all* bad or anything, I just don't think their Trump coverage and a lot of their social coverage has been very clever. They still make me laugh when they do random things like Ryan Gosling's "Papyrus" font video or making fun of Levi's and "#Woke" people ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adPXDTvADD0 ).

..
"Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus."

I wonder with how many people he creepily engaged at bus stops before one accidentally agreed to give her real phone number to him.. :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Dec 17 14:54:16
Thrasher: "Making a Skate Video"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37MH8WVrD5I
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Dec 18 11:48:51
watching that video then seeing skateboarders do tricks could be why Mal killed herself in Inception
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Dec 18 12:19:56
Florida dad shoots, kills son to save younger son during violent fight over billiards game, police say

http://www...ight-over-pool-game-police-say
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Dec 18 14:12:47
a drunken game of pool at 5:45am... after attacking a door w/ a machete... we've all been there
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Dec 18 15:11:13
package thief revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

i would prefer it was more permanently harmful, and the faces not blurred
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Dec 18 15:24:50
Some people are just too Florida for this world...

..
"watching that video then seeing skateboarders do tricks could be why Mal killed herself in Inception"

When a skateboarder lands a cool trick, that means we're still in the simulation?? D: D:

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kitty brings present
http://imgur.com/gallery/pyvY4YT
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Dec 18 15:36:46
"package thief revenge"

lol.. wow... so many fucking people steal packages... kind of amazing. Selection point for eugenics?
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Dec 18 15:48:23
Fox injured in the wild would have preferred death over having to wait for its human tormentor to feed it at human leisure:
http://imgur.com/gallery/mjr3lg2
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Dec 19 00:01:36
i can see the allure of the package... like found treasure... if you have low moral fiber
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dog shower
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=srJYN_1545176525

cats could learn a thing or two
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Dec 19 02:15:06
A little bit of opium goes a long way ;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Dec 19 12:24:26
birthday for hated? kid
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=988CO_1545206863
...they even ruin the cake
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Dec 19 13:54:56
Russian Hackers May Have Interfered With Vote On Church Potluck, Local Man Suspects

http://bab...rch-potluck-local-man-suspects
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Dec 19 14:27:14
I like that he basically said that because his preferred outcome didn't happen that it must have been rigged..... sounds familiar somehow.

..
"birthday for hated? kid"

I hope that kid is old enough to understand abuse for sport D:

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naked cat snuggles with clothed cat:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Z3rYEAZ
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Dec 19 19:46:18
Babylon Bee is a satire site... seemed to have a conservative slant and religion-oriented content from what I recall (still good headlines though :p )
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 20 00:39:25
lulz... they got me then :D .. guess I didn’t look close enough ;p
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Dec 20 10:12:11
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Du3vr2jW4AAzDL1.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Dec 20 12:04:45
impressive car jump
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=krmKm_1545301880
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 20 14:09:26
So much air :D
..I hope he was hopped up on Redbull and could enjoy it.. unlike other drivers who do sweet jumps while drunk and texting :(

"Ho, Ho, Ho! Send Me $100 Billion By Christmas Or I Will Detonate A Dirty Bomb In 5 Major Cities!" by Santa Claus
[Onion: Commentary]
http://www...christmas-or-i-will-1831233656
"Santa’s workshop hasn’t been making any dolls or train sets this year. My goodness, no! My elves have been hard at work enriching plutonium into payloads that can deliver a virtual second Chernobyl of radioactive death and destruction to any metropolitan area Santa chooses.
...
Don’t think being a well-behaved little girl or boy will spare you. Cesium-137 doesn’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice—especially not the highly enriched kind my little helpers obtained from the Chechens. One lump of that in your stocking will make your holiday hearth so warm and bright it melts flesh.

Ho, ho, ho! My willingness to shed the blood of innocents is unwavering!"
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Dec 20 14:35:48
speaking of burning... i like this elmo? gif response to Trump

http://twitter.com/aukraine06/status/1075850192304422912
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 20 17:45:36
Not sure what that has to do with Trump, but they probably should have looped the fire better ;p

This is borderline lol-thread, but anyways :D
"Ghetto Mario"
(turn on sound)
http://imgur.com/gallery/ap2YX5M
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Dec 21 12:08:26
GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) — Investigators say a 61-year-old Wisconsin man was arrested for tearing down a neighbor’s Christmas decorations while drunk and naked.

The Green Bay Gazette reports that Gregory Brannigan faces misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and resisting an officer.

A criminal complaint shows Brannigan’s neighbor called police Wednesday after to report that he was naked, kicking her door and tearing down her decorations. The neighbor told police Brannigan appeared intoxicated.

Officers say the Green Bay man was stumbling and told officers he needed to take care of supposed drug dealers in a neighbor’s apartment.
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Dec 21 13:09:04
"he needed to take care of"

hmmm............
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Dec 21 15:48:47
i don't know if you could get a search warrant based on a tip from a naked drunk guy

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GoPro: Best of 2018
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGlv9Lw4QSM
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Dec 21 18:03:19
Coyote Peterson - Executioner Wasp
sting at 11:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HyHZsa79LU

he claims it's the worst yet... but who knows how much he's hamming it up :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Dec 21 23:54:17
Trayvon & Zimmerman in universe B
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=koD5h_1545430322
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Dec 22 00:50:19
10 mins of fails... the first 7 secs is best one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBtuCnUq1Bs
the apple splits, bat seems real, kids do stupid things... i say legit
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sun Dec 23 08:31:25
http://twitter.com/TomHall/status/1076640341447622662
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Dec 24 22:41:30
Is that a new one or the one from months ago?

..
"he claims it's the worst yet... but who knows how much he's hamming it up :p"

And this is "as far as [he's] willing to go"???? We, the viewers, have always demanded that this result in his DEATH. Is he not DEDICATED?? ;D

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"Trayvon & Zimmerman in universe B"

Hmm... he complied a little too fast, but if we had more footage we'd also know whether or not he called the police fast.. hopefully updates to follow ;)

..
Apparently the secret to getting cats to do things (or not do things) is putting birds on TV:
http://old...nated_watching_birds_on_tv_he/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Dec 25 11:38:21
that was not my experience w/ a bird video


i think Coyote should be blindfolded... then put a different bug on each extremity and have him again rate them in order... probably repeat it 10x or more too w/ them rotated around until a consistent conclusion
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Dec 25 20:37:02
the people across the street had their tree on the curb by 8pm... and someone has driven by and taken it... not sure what kind of shenanigans going on
o.0
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Dec 26 00:42:06
Sounds like a consumerism dysfunction.. like how retailers get rid of stuff before a holiday has even arrived and start selling for the next holiday. Now peeps getting rid of trees early? Used to be that you'd keep a tree for about a week after Christmas ;D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Dec 26 00:42:48
filth on airplanes

bacteria colony-forming units per sq inch:

Bathroom locks - 70
Seatbelt buckles - 230
Toilet flush buttons - 265
Overhead air buttons - 285
Drinking fountain buttons (airport) - 1,240
Seat-back tray tables - 2,155

be afraid
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Dec 26 00:44:08
there's the mystery of why tree tossed so quick, but also why taken... i'm thinking a discount Dec 26+ xmas perhaps
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Dec 26 23:24:10
Christianity disproven:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kLmI3_1545871135
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Dec 27 09:32:59
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

http://ade...r-rectums-last-year-1831046610
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Dec 27 16:44:51
a domino in a penis? D:


i put a thumbtack in my nostril as a kid... i still think they look like they belong there
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 27 21:11:58
And a shot glass in the rectum? Anything glass — no matter the shape — sounds like a bad idea...

"Seat-back tray tables - 2,155"
Okay, so I no longer trust the cleaning crews that I see go into a plane after a flight. Time to bring extra cleaning cloths with me :p

"i'm thinking a discount Dec 26+ xmas perhaps"
I've done that before! :D
A couple of years ago I had no intention of getting a tree, but on Christmas Eve someone at a grocery store was trying to get rid of the last trees and offered one for $2, so I got it :D .. made a paper pentagram with a goat's face for the top of it.

"Christianity disproven:"
That kid will for sure have a goth phase now ;)

This got a laugh from me at the end:
(mash up of that spice cook meme guy and some random):
http://imgur.com/gallery/j1VO53v
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Dec 27 21:13:52
"After market pupgrade"
http://imgur.com/gallery/siSXSXQ
Pillz
Member
Thu Dec 27 21:51:46
How do you not know salt bae
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Dec 27 22:13:40
I never heard of salt bae... and judging by the 2018 summary videos on YouTube, I'm missing a lot of things...

♪♫♬
There's too many memes
Too many people
Making too many videos
And not much quality to go round
♪♫♬
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Dec 28 01:34:29
"How do you not know salt bae"

I was aware of him as a meme (edits of his spice-sprinkling), but I didn't realize that "Salt Bae" was his nickname until now :p
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Dec 28 11:42:26
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvhNThoXQAA8NRn.jpg:large
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Dec 28 13:46:36
Florida woman was arrested for armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon after police received a call reporting she was pointing a gun at people while riding a tricycle, then robbed a postal truck.

Last week, police found 52-year-old Leida Crisostomo riding a tricycle while holding a handgun that turned out to be a toy. Police drove beside Crisostomo and told her to drop the gun. She complied, then put her hands behind her back while in the grass, police said.

Crisostomo told police she was God, then said the voices in her head were telling her to do things.

A victim said Crisostomo pointed the toy gun at a mail carrier and forced him to give her a package out of the truck. After receiving the package, she rode away on her tricycle.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Dec 28 15:34:06
Coyote Peterson vs Giant Desert Centipede
(w/ new warning not to try at home)
bite @ 14:20... defeat @ 16:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6vzjjIrRK8

his screaming would make a good ring tone

...and his 'i'm sorry, i can't compose words right now, man' a good answering machine message (15:49)
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Dec 28 18:28:54
http://twitter.com/zhurg_/status/1078253766128910337
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Dec 28 19:51:51
http://twitter.com/SpikeTheBeetle/status/1077361752411721728
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Dec 29 19:01:33
that's some pretty hot fish sex


a bull stomping a guy an unclear amount of times...
kind of an odd color pattern, looks like bull is not wearing pants (not that he should be)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=Ci6nM_1546094189
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sun Dec 30 10:12:55
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dvoj1lIXQAAblOJ.jpg:large
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Dec 30 13:37:33
another yanny/laurel, punks/coons thing
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=COCEd_1546165938

I can hear either depending what I'm prepped to hear :p
(that's a fuckin excellent idea)
(that sounds like an excellent idea)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Dec 30 23:10:36
headline:
Fitness YouTuber Dies After Being Tased By Police As He Stabbed His Tinder Date


...that never would've happened 20 years ago #maga
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Dec 31 12:21:13
http://twitter.com/AkkiJ_/status/1079369811065483264
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Dec 31 15:10:56
two-inch man sucked into box of saran wrap
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aPSdP_1546242915
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Dec 31 15:26:13
apparently there's a show called "Dr. Pimple Popper"... which i confirmed exists, but haven't looked into... however this is Dave Barry's take:

"
This is a cable-TV reality show featuring high-definition slo-mo closeup videos of a California dermatologist performing seriously disgusting procedures on individuals with zits the size of mature cantaloupes. You might ask, “Who on Earth would voluntarily watch that?” The answer, in 2018, was: MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. That is the state of our culture. We can only imagine what new reality shows lie ahead. We would not rule out “Dr. Butt Wiper,” or “People Blow Their Noses Directly Onto The Camera Lens.”
"

#idiocracy
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Dec 31 15:50:51
"I can hear either depending what I'm prepped to hear :p"

Same :D
I only heard the "fucking excellent" the first few times.. had to check the comments to see what the normal version even was :p

cats not good at fighting:
http://imgur.com/gallery/RqwZsoQ
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Dec 31 16:02:54
thanks for reminding me of that dialogue :p

i realize it's probably been pointed out a million times by others, but can we recall how Darth Maul died... by Obi-Wan... w/ way worse circumstance than just being at slightly lower elevation & ~30 feet away...

...also, screw you, clock-kid
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 01 04:47:17
Was clock kid in a related post?

..
"i realize it's probably been pointed out a million times by others, but can we recall how Darth Maul died... by Obi-Wan... w/ way worse circumstance than just being at slightly lower elevation & ~30 feet away..."

From what I've read by crazy Star Wars fans, Obi-Wan was supposed to be the best defensive fighter around, so any attack where he had a good defensive position would be a really bad idea. As for Darth Maul, I guess that could be spun as him being so Sith-arrogant that he didn't think that he could possibly lose at that point... Okay, but now back to reality: that was definitely stupid. Can you imagine how much air time Obi-Wan must have had to both jump up and let gravity take him back to the ground behind Maul? And Maul doesn't take a single swing in that time span? Yeah, it's stupid. I'd have preferred something like if Obi-Wan had activated the light saber and swung it at Maul mid-air (so Obi-Wan not needing to move), cutting him in half that way. :D
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Jan 01 10:38:15


Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual






http://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1079863420458074112
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jan 01 11:33:00
^ & that's McAfee of McAfee software products, not just some random weirdo


maybe Darth Maul should've laid down on the floor & been reaching down trying to poke Obi-Wan w/ his saber, then it'd make more sense... >.>

re: clock-kid... your reminding me of things i don't like being reminded of reminded me of the things i don't like being reminded of

so, screw you Highlander 2 (original) too
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 01 23:18:19
But immortals [[[come from another planet and get whisked to Earth to]] take part in the Gathering, the time when all immortals crave the power of the Quickening. What's crazy about that part 2 re-write?? ;p

@clock kid: Oh, I see :D .. it really is tragic that because of his ten minutes of fame he'll end up getting a well-funded education. All these social media stars seem to be cashing in on mob rule right now... gotta have a gimmick, though...

..kind of a random tirade from McAfee....... good thing that he took that comment to the Twitter-sphere ........

#JustKittyCatThings
http://imgur.com/gallery/A1YFGtT
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jan 01 23:20:30
Chinese person escapes escalator death... *this* time...
http://imgur.com/gallery/RLjdMYO
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 02 03:55:28
"The 6 Telemarketer Scams That Absolutely Owned Grandma In 2018"
[Onion: Slideshow]
http://www...utely-owned-grandma-1831402519
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jan 02 11:59:50
yeah, it was the alien prisoners thing for Highlander :p


Grandmas would totally go for that IRS bit... i wish i had less moral fiber... & less fear of being caught
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jan 02 13:00:58
contender for the death list
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=siIla_1546422002
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jan 02 13:59:02
Was hoping his cameraman would slip or something :'(
;p

"Trying to hit car hahahahaha"
http://imgur.com/gallery/6nBsjkE
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jan 02 15:20:09
i'm surprised that didn't work out......
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jan 02 15:41:37
Ozzy Man Reviews: Mayweather vs Tenshin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNdoVrQnxyo

full fight is on YouTube but not much else happens

kind of a Drago vs Creed thing w/ different coloring
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