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Cherub Cow
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Wed Jan 02 06:54:27 2019
We got what you want!
And you got the lust!
If you want BLOOD!!..
YOU GOT IT!!
If you want BLOOD!!
YOU GOT IT!!

Blood on the streets!
Blood on the rocks!
Blood in the gutter!
Every last drop!
You want BLOOD!??
YOU GOT IT!! :D :D :D

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2018 finally got Stan Lee, the elder Bushes, John McCain, Stephen Hawking, Hot Rod, and the lead singer of the Cranberries... But 2019 must surely bring us an elevator of blood to the hotel lobby!!!?!?

Pick your top 10 old celebrities and top 10 young celebrities, and let. us. watch. them. DIIIIIIIIE!!!! :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/

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Notables from DeathList's 2019 predictions:
1 Kirk Douglas (103 years old)
8 Jimmy Carter (95 years old)
9 Doris Day (97 years old)
11 Bob Dole (96 years old)
12 Henry Kissinger (96 years old)
13 Jerry Stiller (92 years old)
15 Bob Barker (96 years old)
18 Betty White (97 years old)
24 Alan Greenspan (92 years old)
26 Dick van Dyke (94 years old)
28 Barbara Walters (90 years old)
30 Harry Belafonte (92 years old)
45 Little Richard (87 years old)
46 Larry King (86 years old)
47 Tina Turner (80 years old)

Most of their list has moved up in rank given 2018's deaths, but Betty White has been significantly de-prioritized from spot 7 to spot 18. Is DeathList getting tired of waiting? Queen Elizabeth II has also remained off of the list despite a #24 spot in 2017. Do they know that she has been taking blood transfusions from young and virile peasants in order to extend la Terreur? Je pense, oui. And *still* no Tim Curry??? Blasphemy! With only part of his brain working, he has become another half-life war boy waiting for Valhalla. He should be a staple of the list.
Cherub Cow
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Wed Jan 02 06:54:39 2019
My old people top 10 for 2019:
1 Queen Elizabeth II
2 Charles, Prince of Wales
3 Mel Brooks
4 Tim Curry
5 Tom Sizemore
6 Brian Cox
7 Charles Dance
8 Sean Connery
9 Anthony Hopkins
10 Paul Giamatti

My young(er) people top 10 for 2019:
1 Taylor Swift
2 Jim Carrey
3 Famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger
4 Daisy Ridley
5 Lindsay Lohan
6 Tye Sheridan (star of "Ready Player One")
7 Robert Downey Jr
8 Emile Hirsch
9 Joaquin Phoenix
10 Ariana Grande
tumbleweed
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Wed Jan 02 09:29:16 2019
My old people for 2019:
- Kirk Douglas (a gimme)
- Bob Dole (a gimme)
- Bob Dylan
- Henry Kissinger
- Cher
- Clint Eastwood
- Carol Channing
= Angela Lansbury
- Paul Schaffer (his voice sounded odd recently)
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg :/ ... at least if she goes, i get a point


My young(er) people for 2019:
- Anne Hathaway
- Pete Davidson
- Tara Reid
- Corey Feldman
- Amanda Bynes
- Renee Zellweger
= Pauly Shore
- Michael Cohen
- a 'bird box challenge' idiot
- the Kurds


i'll predict North Carolina for biggest school shooting & Ohio for biggest mass shooting
tumbleweed
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Wed Jan 02 09:30:27 2019
those equal signs were unintentional... and bad omens for those people...
tumbleweed
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Wed Jan 02 09:36:40 2019
speaking of Tim Curry... Steve Carell was on Colbert not long ago, w/ anecdote of Colbert once putting a blistering review of Carell (& Curry) on his desk when they worked together or something

anyway, here's the review which you may or may not find funny :p

http://www.teevee.org/1997/10/heaping-gobs-of-curry.html
Cherub Cow
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Wed Jan 02 09:39:43 2019
Damn! Nice lists! :D ... Eastwood, Lansbury, Schaffer, and Reid especially... they’re on borrowed time for sure...
Cherub Cow
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Wed Jan 02 09:45:24 2019
That’s a mean review... I like it :D
tumbleweed
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Wed Jan 02 20:52:37 2019
maybe Charles will die & the Queen will be like 'finally!'... and drop dead
tumbleweed
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Wed Jan 02 21:44:05 2019
Bob Einstein is dead
(aka Marty Funkhouser, Super Dave Osborne)

i had never seen that real name before :p i guess i never watched the Curb Your Enthusiasm credits
Cherub Cow
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Wed Jan 02 21:54:36 2019
Aww :( ... Super Dave was fun
swordtail
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Wed Jan 02 22:57:39 2019
"Mean" Gene Okerlund
Repel
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Thu Jan 03 14:55:23 2019
1 Kirk Douglas
5Prince Philip
Repel
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Thu Jan 03 15:04:46 2019
1 Kirk Douglas
2 Prince Philip (not gonna put up queenie since as said I presume it too that as soon Philip goes she will follow)
3 Emperor Akihito
4 Betty White
5 Desmond Tutu
6 Larry king
7 Bob Dole
8 Doris Day
9 Bill Cosby
10 Bono (my dark horse)

Young People no idea really, I'm not following that much international showbizz that I know who's living on the edge at the moment.

swordtail
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Thu Jan 03 17:30:18 2019
My old people top 10 for 2019:
1 keith richards
2 hillary clinton
3 donald trump
4 nick nolte
5 mary berry
6 david attenborough
7 betty white
8 sheldon adelson
9 charles koch
10 george soros


My young(er) people top 10 for 2019:
1 lindsay lohan
2 mariah carey
3 pete davidson
4 justin bieber
5 some rapper
6 some other rapper
8 lena dunham
9 jk rowling
10 louise mensch
Cherub Cow
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Thu Jan 03 23:31:58 2019
Lena Dunham? Nice :D
tumbleweed
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Mon Jan 21 00:56:50 2019
apparently Carol Channing died Jan 15
Cherub Cow
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Wed Feb 13 20:55:17 2019
Albert Finney died February 7th of a chest infection. He was the father in "Big Fish" and the Black Briar guy in Bourne Ultimatum.
swordtail
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Fri Feb 15 22:41:14 2019
Carmen Argenziano
tumbleweed
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Sat Mar 02 20:45:11 2019
Katherine Helmond (Soap, Who's The Boss)
Repel
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Mon Mar 04 17:30:24 2019
Keith Flint of the Prodigy
swordtail
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Mon Mar 04 20:13:57 2019
Luke Perry
tumbleweed
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Mon Mar 04 20:13:59 2019
Luke Perry dead (after a stroke)

team Jason Priestley wins
tumbleweed
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Mon Mar 04 20:15:43 2019
2 seconds!...i'd have won easy if i wasn't confirming Priestley still alive
Cherub Cow
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Tue Mar 05 06:03:49 2019
Coincidentally, Hulu is pushing 90210 on their front page :p
swordtail
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Tue Mar 05 14:33:23 2019
King Kong Bundy
tumbleweed
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Thu Mar 07 00:34:53 2019
clue:
This game show host announced he has stage 4 pancreatic cancer
Pillz
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Thu Mar 07 02:07:02 2019
F
smart dude
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Thu Mar 07 07:28:11 2019
Welp. That's basically a death sentence. Isn't the survival rate for S4 pancreatic cancer like 0%? Depends on the type, I guess. But if this is the garden variety type, then RIP.

Anyway. He has a decent chance of lasting at least another several months. There's a good chance that somebody else in this thread will still die first.
Cherub Cow
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Thu Mar 07 11:02:52 2019
D:
..this CNN info video ( http://www...playlists/atv-trending-videos/ ) mentions that the average 5-year survival rate for all stages of pancreatic cancer is 9%... so... yeah... D:
..I'd like to think that he has a better shot because of his wealth, but Patrick Swayze comes to mind. Wiki says that Swayze died about 20 months after his stage IV pancreatic cancer diagnosis, though Swayze's chances may have been decreased by his smoking and drinking history.
swordtail
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Fri Mar 08 23:57:34 2019
Jan-Michael Vincent
tumbleweed
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Sat Mar 09 00:21:43 2019
nooooooo! Stringfellow Hawke the Hasselhoff of the sky
swordtail
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Sun Mar 17 23:57:28 2019
Dick Dale
Repel
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Mon May 13 15:56:35 2019
Doris Day 97 years young RIP!

that's one of my list...
swordtail
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Tue May 14 19:54:45 2019
Tim Conway
McKobb
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Tue May 14 23:46:10 2019
Dorf
swordtail
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Tue Jul 09 16:25:15 2019
Ross Perot
swordtail
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Wed Jul 10 16:03:09 2019
Rip Torn
Cherub Cow
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Wed Jul 24 23:25:22 2019
Rutger Hauer :(

Total bummer. Wouldn’t have wanted him on the lists. I just watched both Hitcher movies maybe two weeks ago... He gives the first one its maximum creepiness. :(
tumbleweed
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Mon Jul 29 05:31:02 2019
Andrew Golden
Cherub Cow
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Mon Jul 29 07:01:54 2019
Huh... I guess he was overshadowed by Columbine. I don't remember that shooting.
tumbleweed
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Mon Jul 29 07:08:10 2019
me neither... but it's news that he's dead so i guess a celebrity sorta
tumbleweed
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Sat Aug 17 00:53:27 2019
Peter Fonda
Cherub Cow
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Tue Aug 27 11:16:10 2019
David Koch
Pillz
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Tue Aug 27 14:48:53 2019
I'm surprised I haven't seen videos of liberals partaking in public orgies at that news
Cherub Cow
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Thu Aug 29 05:04:43 2019
Probably because he exists in duplicate via his surviving brother :p
tumbleweed
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Sat Aug 31 19:58:08 2019
Valerie Harper
Cherub Cow
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Sun Sep 01 02:54:56 2019
Franco Columbu
tumbleweed
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Wed Sep 18 07:21:15 2019
Ric Ocasek
Cherub Cow
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Sun Oct 06 02:27:51 2019
Linda Porter

Obscure actress but worth mentioning because she played a "Little Old Lady" in *1996* and managed to continue getting the same role in various TV shows all the way into 2019.
tumbleweed
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Sun Oct 06 03:48:09 2019
she had some range "The Wise Old Woman" in one movie to "Old Biddy #2" in another
Cherub Cow
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Sun Oct 06 17:55:57 2019
Yeah :D
I guess acting was a fun side project when she was bored with Bingo nights at the local senior center ;D
tumbleweed
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Mon Oct 07 02:01:46 2019
Rip Taylor

...same year as Rip Torn

RIP Rip & Rip


is anyone else named Rip? another possible Terminator situation, if he travels pretty slowly
Cherub Cow
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Mon Oct 07 02:59:18 2019
Aww :(
I was just looking up Rip Taylor in late June after watching Jackass 3D.. I thought he might be a candidate for this thread ;p
Cherub Cow
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Sat Oct 12 14:27:29 2019
Robert Forster
Cherub Cow
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Wed Oct 30 11:59:39 2019
John Witherspoon
Cherub Cow
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Sun Dec 01 16:54:51 2019
Irving Burgie (Lord Burgess)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4
Cherub Cow
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Tue Dec 03 03:39:13 2019
2019 shaping up to finish rough. We lost Grumpy Cat in May, and now we've lost Lil BUB :'(
http://lilbub.com/
..The owner said she died in her sleep from a bone infection.
tumbleweed
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Tue Dec 03 19:43:16 2019
i watched some Cash Cab (quiz show in a cab) & a question was about a cat who hates Mondays or loves lasagna or something

and the young people were guessing meme cats, i think they went w/ Grumpy Cat

not sure they even knew who Garfield was

damn youngins!
Cherub Cow
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Tue Dec 03 21:06:22 2019
lulz.. they don't even know the original memes! ;D

And awesome!! Cash Cab returned??
[Wiki]: "On September 19, 2019, it was announced that the series was revived and will premiere on October 7, 2019 on Bravo."
BravoTV has it on their website via cable provider login. :/ The Wiki page says it's up to 13 seasons, but looks like the new one is season 14, so looks like Bravo wants people to torrent ;)
tumbleweed
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Mon Dec 09 01:31:57 2019
Rene Auberjonois (Odo)
Cherub Cow
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Wed Dec 11 12:58:30 2019
Always sad when a Star Trek actor dies :(
...except for the Discovery people. Who cares about them ;)

..
Repel pointed this person out in the music thread:
Marie Fredriksson of Roxette

Here's Roxette's "Listen to Your Heart"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCC_b5WHLX0
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