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Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 07 17:07:01
"By The Time Bryce Harper's 13-Year Contract Expires, Hank [the host of "The Morning Sweat"] Will Be A Lonely, Old, Useless Relic"
[Onion Video: "The Morning Sweat"]
http://spo...ontract-expires-han-1833135945
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 07 18:43:45
This particular mobile phone theft made me lol, so :D
http://imgur.com/gallery/L8SDqFA
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 07 19:01:48
"Officer, where[abouts] is the closest bank?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBiA-_BQ688
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Mar 08 14:05:23
'Get out of the car!' Cops release dramatic officer-involved shooting video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY611ekXuXw
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 09 02:17:49
Trying to get a big pan through a regular-sized door:
http://imgur.com/gallery/jLX86mc
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Apr 10 11:18:09
http://twitter.com/AngryManTV/status/1114259441384398853
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Apr 10 11:52:45
I know it’s a display model, but what kind of person just sticks an ungloved finger in there? D:
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Apr 21 19:27:55
"Katrate"
(turn sound on)
http://imgur.com/gallery/tptpKiF
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Apr 22 17:38:55
AS-02 Various Administrative Wizardry Positions - INVENTORY

http://emp...licant/page1800?poster=1279695
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 01 01:00:53
That link didn't work for me, btw.

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"Walgreens Unveils New Line Of Shrink-Wrapped Sandwiches To Grab When Something Has Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://www...-wrapped-sandwiches-1834425941
"Whether you’re eating one on the go while heading to a miserable job, avoiding several outstanding warrants for failure to pay child support, or just don’t value yourself very highly, our sandwiches are slapped together in a way that’s guaranteed to make you wonder exactly why your body needs to continue on. Has everyone you once cared about now abandoned you? Are you down to your last $3 in loose change? Walgreens now has the perfect egg salad sandwich or plain hot dog to accompany speculation at exactly how low rock bottom can go. And if you’re at the end of the line, but you’re still not sure you want to step over it, why not think that over while forcing down a crumbling meatball sub from the room-temperature cooler we put across from the generic cough medicine and foot powder? Hell, grab a nice warm yogurt, too. You’re worth it."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 20 00:50:07
SNL Weekend Update did the thing again where they write jokes for each other & don't see them until air time (supposedly)
(starts ~1:10)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp81l2aVap4
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 20 00:54:04
lol XD ... that was a really good one :D

"Cat fight"
"That scene from Game of Thrones."
http://imgur.com/gallery/qIreF4q
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jun 10 03:33:11
A fun concept, and then the ending has the lol :D

"How To Experience Chicago Like A Local By Settling Down, Starting A Family, And Living There"
"On this episode of Are We Blair Yet?, Onion Travel vlogger Blair Ryleigh explores all the safe parts of Chicago and experiences the city like a true local by settling down, starting a family, and living there for nine years."
[Onion Video]
http://www...al-by-settling-down-1835336019
Daemon
Member
Thu Jun 20 09:07:17
How to reset a "smart" light bulb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo

tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 20 11:48:54
some good Bill Hader, especially the 2nd half anecdote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuQHCGa732U
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 21 18:15:20
That was good :D
Next time they'll have to stab him for real >:|
;p

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lol, Daemon... I had to scrub through the video so it wouldn't waste my time ;D
...wait... that's GE's actual YouTube — not a satire page? D: D: D:
...and CNet defended it?? D: D: D:
lol, our planet is doomed...

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This starts weird but improves :D
(weirdo anime cosplayer video edit)
http://imgur.com/gallery/aXJToLE
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 26 02:17:57
Another "Are We Blair Yet?" — Onion is making it happen with this one :D

"How To Find The Best Cheap Eats In The Dumpsters Behind Los Angeles's Best Restaurants"
[Onion Video, 1:33]
http://www...he-dumpsters-behind-1835737802
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 06 18:44:29
<3 kitty cats
http://imgur.com/gallery/MOK2K2j
..wait, wut? D:
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 25 02:35:34
Another How to Basic appearance :D
(From 3 years ago)
"How To Tame a Wild Animal"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CWZZZ0-3UU
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 25 12:12:08
he's good at the uncomfortably high exposed thigh shots :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 25 13:05:03
Must be wearing tighties to keep things off screen ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Oct 13 23:47:27
Good moment from "Cops" episode:
http://imgur.com/gallery/0JTfu5I
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Oct 14 00:11:11
i have a feeling her child sells crack
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 15 02:57:34
Yeah, not sure I believe the prostitute's belief in her child here. :D
Or maybe she *doesn't* sell crack, but when someone showed up with $20 she was like, "Hmm... I could put plaster in a bag and get that $20..."

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"Scared [Shitless] Fitness"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tek0YZE8Gos
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