Utopia Talk / General Talk / LOL Addiction 9: Police Standoff Phase

Cherub Cow rank	Fri Mar 08 01:07:01 2019 "By The Time Bryce Harper's 13-Year Contract Expires, Hank [the host of "The Morning Sweat"] Will Be A Lonely, Old, Useless Relic" [Onion Video: "The Morning Sweat"] http://spo...ontract-expires-han-1833135945
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Mar 08 02:43:45 2019 This particular mobile phone theft made me lol, so :D http://imgur.com/gallery/L8SDqFA
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Mar 08 03:01:48 2019 "Officer, where[abouts] is the closest bank?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBiA-_BQ688
swordtail rank	Fri Mar 08 22:05:23 2019 'Get out of the car!' Cops release dramatic officer-involved shooting video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY611ekXuXw
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Apr 09 09:17:49 2019 Trying to get a big pan through a regular-sized door: http://imgur.com/gallery/jLX86mc
swordtail rank	Wed Apr 10 18:18:09 2019 http://twitter.com/AngryManTV/status/1114259441384398853
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Apr 10 18:52:45 2019 I know it’s a display model, but what kind of person just sticks an ungloved finger in there? D:
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Apr 22 02:27:55 2019 "Katrate" (turn sound on) http://imgur.com/gallery/tptpKiF
swordtail rank	Tue Apr 23 00:38:55 2019 AS-02 Various Administrative Wizardry Positions - INVENTORY http://emp...licant/page1800?poster=1279695
Cherub Cow rank	Wed May 01 08:00:53 2019 That link didn't work for me, btw. .. "Walgreens Unveils New Line Of Shrink-Wrapped Sandwiches To Grab When Something Has Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong" [Onion: News in Brief] http://www...-wrapped-sandwiches-1834425941 "Whether you’re eating one on the go while heading to a miserable job, avoiding several outstanding warrants for failure to pay child support, or just don’t value yourself very highly, our sandwiches are slapped together in a way that’s guaranteed to make you wonder exactly why your body needs to continue on. Has everyone you once cared about now abandoned you? Are you down to your last $3 in loose change? Walgreens now has the perfect egg salad sandwich or plain hot dog to accompany speculation at exactly how low rock bottom can go. And if you’re at the end of the line, but you’re still not sure you want to step over it, why not think that over while forcing down a crumbling meatball sub from the room-temperature cooler we put across from the generic cough medicine and foot powder? Hell, grab a nice warm yogurt, too. You’re worth it."
tumbleweed rank	Mon May 20 07:50:07 2019 SNL Weekend Update did the thing again where they write jokes for each other & don't see them until air time (supposedly) (starts ~1:10) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp81l2aVap4
Cherub Cow rank	Mon May 20 07:54:04 2019 lol XD ... that was a really good one :D "Cat fight" "That scene from Game of Thrones." http://imgur.com/gallery/qIreF4q
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jun 10 10:33:11 2019 A fun concept, and then the ending has the lol :D "How To Experience Chicago Like A Local By Settling Down, Starting A Family, And Living There" "On this episode of Are We Blair Yet?, Onion Travel vlogger Blair Ryleigh explores all the safe parts of Chicago and experiences the city like a true local by settling down, starting a family, and living there for nine years." [Onion Video] http://www...al-by-settling-down-1835336019
Daemon rank	Thu Jun 20 16:07:17 2019 How to reset a "smart" light bulb http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo
tumbleweed rank	Thu Jun 20 18:48:54 2019 some good Bill Hader, especially the 2nd half anecdote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuQHCGa732U
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Jun 22 01:15:20 2019 That was good :D Next time they'll have to stab him for real >:| ;p .. lol, Daemon... I had to scrub through the video so it wouldn't waste my time ;D ...wait... that's GE's actual YouTube — not a satire page? D: D: D: ...and CNet defended it?? D: D: D: lol, our planet is doomed... .. This starts weird but improves :D (weirdo anime cosplayer video edit) http://imgur.com/gallery/aXJToLE
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Jun 26 09:17:57 2019 Another "Are We Blair Yet?" — Onion is making it happen with this one :D "How To Find The Best Cheap Eats In The Dumpsters Behind Los Angeles's Best Restaurants" [Onion Video, 1:33] http://www...he-dumpsters-behind-1835737802
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Jul 07 01:44:29 2019 <3 kitty cats http://imgur.com/gallery/MOK2K2j ..wait, wut? D:
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Jul 25 09:35:34 2019 Another How to Basic appearance :D (From 3 years ago) "How To Tame a Wild Animal" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CWZZZ0-3UU
tumbleweed rank	Thu Jul 25 19:12:08 2019 he's good at the uncomfortably high exposed thigh shots :p
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Jul 25 20:05:03 2019 Must be wearing tighties to keep things off screen ;D
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Oct 14 06:47:27 2019 Good moment from "Cops" episode: http://imgur.com/gallery/0JTfu5I
tumbleweed rank	Mon Oct 14 07:11:11 2019 i have a feeling her child sells crack
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Oct 15 09:57:34 2019 Yeah, not sure I believe the prostitute's belief in her child here. :D Or maybe she *doesn't* sell crack, but when someone showed up with $20 she was like, "Hmm... I could put plaster in a bag and get that $20..." .. "Scared [Shitless] Fitness" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tek0YZE8Gos
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Dec 12 13:48:33 2019 This one caught me off guard :D (doggy and stairs) http://i.imgur.com/Bu2EJSf.mp4
tumbleweed rank	Thu Dec 12 20:52:02 2019 you have to wonder what he was trying to do... & hopefully he stops trying :p
tumbleweed rank	Thu Dec 12 20:57:35 2019 random amusing thing from Twitter: "Mr. Hook" is Culver City attorney Christopher Hook who is demanding payment by Allstate insurance for his clients, and this is Allstate complaining about his tactics in this page from a court filing: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELDLBwDXkAAkFvB?format=jpg
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Dec 13 00:14:36 2019 lol Calling people "borderline retarded ... faggot ... gay boys" is "discriminatory" in Allstate's opinion? :( Where my country done gone? ;D
tumbleweed rank	Mon Dec 23 04:25:26 2019 another SNL joke swap (joke swap starts about 1 minute in, but there's also a good opossum joke before that) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys786ZsA5tI
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Dec 23 07:50:31 2019 lol. They could have substituted "Spirit" with "Frontier" Airline and it would have worked still :D ... probably a lot of discount airlines, actually.. The cue cards one was good :D Really pushed him to the limits there ;p
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Dec 23 12:40:11 2019 An accident in the cat world: http://imgur.com/gallery/VGlRgtn
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Dec 26 11:51:36 2019 "The Actress - SNL" (A good one from April, 2019!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HVH_I04ZrM
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Jan 02 11:15:17 2020 Stray cats meow for food: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EYZnSXEla0 I couldn't stop laughing at the way the food was dropped and they all go quiet to eat :D
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Jan 07 15:16:11 2020 "Holiday Baking Championship - SNL" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tebBj42fC3k
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Jan 21 10:20:38 2020 "Snuggles 666" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8E3Umb__q0
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Mar 29 04:59:07 2020 Another SNL commercial I missed :D Aron's List - SNL (2017) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNmrR8SQ5Z0
Cherub Cow rank	Mon May 04 03:27:06 2020 Eric Andre - Pizza Safety http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcZfI6kJiPs
tumbleweed rank	Wed Jul 15 19:03:18 2020 Disney World reopening ad (refiled from other thread :p) http://twitter.com/madrid_mike/status/1282351918619086848
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jul 27 04:33:00 2020 "Oh look! A dandelion!" http://imgur.com/gallery/znerF5A
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Jul 31 13:40:33 2020 Gordon Ramsay with How2Basic-looking hands edited in: http://i.imgur.com/8QTknuX.mp4
swordtail rank	Sat Aug 01 17:10:13 2020 Meet the guy who makes the racist statues http://twitter.com/chaser/status/1276031022711189504
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Aug 02 12:19:49 2020 lulz.. a commission is a commission ;D
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 03 03:25:25 2020 Just found out about this guy. Ryan Long comedy does political stuff in a sort of South Park way, where they make fun of ultra-partisans: "When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev373c7wSRg
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 03 04:51:01 2020 Sounds like he's self-consciously channeling South Park humor. This is a long video (so don't bother), but around 19:40 he mentions that woke culture has stifled comedic voices, so people have started doing what South Park did at its launch (low budget but whatever they wanted) and the industry had to move to *them*, which is a good message for comedians. I.e., do your comedy outside the social media outrage circles and just build an audience. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MiuFgSFElg
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Aug 04 03:48:21 2020 I'll try not to spam Ryan Long videos, but this one was funny: "How to Sell Protest Footage to FOX AND CNN" [Ryan Long; June 15th, 2020] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiYZ__Ww02c
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 10 05:27:12 2020 Eric Andre - Team Go! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFNOgw01_lc
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 31 12:18:59 2020 "WATCH: Burrito Unboxing" [Onion/Clickhole; Augsust 26, 2015] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXvVhX2gZQE
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Sep 25 10:49:09 2020 "People Talk About The Moment That Made Them Believe In God" [Onion/Clickhole; September 26, 2017] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmfPFxFYGJs
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Oct 16 13:48:33 2020 "Old Man Says WNBA Players Need Husbands" [Ryan Long; October 14th, 2020] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU6itl6ck_Q He's *so* good at getting people off track with absurd scenarios :D
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Oct 27 09:44:21 2020 "Judy Greer Interview (Part 2) | The Eric Andre Show" [Adult Swim; October 26th, 2020] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDcVgak6vxA
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Nov 02 15:06:01 2020 The ending of this may be the most bazaar thing that's happened this season of Eric Andre :D The Eric Andre Show - Tyler Henry Interview (S05E03) [Niconeve; November 2nd, 2020] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlVebyMmKxU
tumbleweed rank	Tue Nov 03 01:17:56 2020 ^the video has been terminated
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Nov 03 02:12:04 2020 Arg! I knew it wouldn't last long. It was a straight rip of the show posted by a show-unaffiliated YouTuber. He had been posting a lot of them without getting flagged, so I was hoping he'd get away with it for a little longer ;p Here's the relevant part, but keep in mind that a lot of random weird stuff happened before this :D http://i.imgur.com/FajTfhq.mp4
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Nov 03 04:23:49 2020 Oh, Adult Swim wised up and monetized the whole interview on their channel :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEIYoRKE3jo
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Nov 05 15:05:34 2020 "Flash knocks out Peter Parker" [Tobey in the MCU; January 18th, 2020] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0fdVnKwmM
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Nov 06 09:24:07 2020 This will probably be taken down from YouTube soon, but for a limited time! Dermot Mulroney on Eric Andre (S05E04) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6P9KoYweGc
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Nov 13 07:24:09 2020 "Interview with a Nazi (Big Questions)" [Ryan Long; November 22nd, 2019] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF1j4_cEt8s
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Nov 25 13:40:33 2020 I was cry-laughing while watching this :D Eric Andre - Chad Johnson (Full Interview) [Adult Swim; November 24th, 2020] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAYlzNyLQ0k
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Nov 25 13:55:47 2020 A good post-Church palate cleanser, if you believe the comments ;D Eric Andre - The Pageant [Adult Swim; November 23rd, 2020] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s7ZOfufLhs
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jan 11 17:59:48 2021 This one hurt a little too right ;) "Radical Right vs Radical Left" [Ryan Long; January 11th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j7VPct-FWw "Truth be told, we both actually made support for our movement go down."
tumbleweed rank	Tue Jan 12 20:58:03 2021 just got around to watching the Chad Johnson interview up there & i endorse as well :p so many guests look legitimately concerned & i don't blame 'em :p
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Feb 15 16:59:45 2021 "How To Remove a Security Tag" [HowToBasic; February 1st, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJjGx93ZPtU
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Feb 18 05:38:27 2021 Ryan's smirk at the end of this was great :D "I Cancelled my Dad" [Ryan Long; February 17th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0YEub7dtX0
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Mar 13 14:47:20 2021 I've seen this guy a lot in an "Inside Amy Schumer" video I send out a lot*, but I didn't realize how funny he was on his own. In addition to this, he does a lot of impression videos where he edits celebrities faces onto his own: "Dead Eye DIY Episode 2" [KyleDunnigan; March 12th, 2020] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2276xcz9kYg *The Schumer sketch I use for comments sometimes :p http://i.imgur.com/8pKArBB.mp4
Repel rank	Wed Apr 21 14:59:33 2021 http://www...are&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
tumbleweed rank	Sun Apr 25 01:54:14 2021 bitter IKEA employee addressing customer comments http://twitter.com/AnandWrites/status/1384958401151655939
AnimalActivist rank	Wed Apr 28 11:52:03 2021 This is just terrible. http://twitter.com/_evelynrae/status/1385895612478943232
Allahuakbar rank	Sat May 08 21:01:06 2021 We can be funny, too: http://pbs...X0AUcLsH?format=jpg&name=small
Allahuakbar rank	Thu May 13 15:03:12 2021 http://adv...reat-deceiver-is-water-alcohol
Nimatzo rank	Mon May 17 21:42:26 2021 Cherub Cow Member Tue Apr 09 02:17:49 Trying to get a big pan through a regular-sized door: http://imgur.com/gallery/jLX86mc I have watched this 50 times, it still makes laugh until I cry. So many things are going on here, the best part is when everyone goes silent and they are shaking what is left in the pan. What are they thinking?
nhill rank	Mon May 17 22:34:01 2021 Oh man, that's good. My favorite part is the guy thinking his dog food bowl will catch all the food and it isn't even tilted to his side... http://www...oads/2021/05/xhb6ikk4lby61.png I need to try these new drive through walmarts
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Jun 26 17:11:47 2021 An especially funny Viva La Dirt League skit: "When a death knight does side quests - Death Knight" [June 23rd, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_tLV7lVJ9c
Repel rank	Sat Jun 26 17:17:09 2021 hahaha I saw that one passing in Discord, its a very good one
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Jul 15 12:20:07 2021 Long really pushed a joke to excellence in this one XD "What's the Craziest Race of Girl to Date?" [Ryan Long; July 14th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRFl3amX9Sw
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Jul 31 16:27:33 2021 Another good Viva La Dirt League! \:D/ "Awkward celebrations in a restaurant - Happy Birthday" [July 30th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzPz2cnAPzo It takes a dark/horror turn, I love it :D Interestingly.. Sartre uses the case of a waiter to describe an example of existentialist "bad faith".. where people pretend to lack the ability to choose in order to fulfill defined roles (like the waiter who must conform to a particular act in order to behave in the context of a restaurant).. so.. the extreme terror that everyone feels in this Viva skit is everyone being aware that they have the choice and freedom to not participate in a role (waiter, bystander, birthday celebrator) while simultaneously feeling trapped as objects of social convention — conscious of their own self-imprisonment but terrified of the cost of freeing themselves \:D/
Repel rank	Sat Jul 31 17:18:31 2021 lol I love that one! they have so many good ones
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Sep 04 14:06:09 2021 "How the main character "develops" in 90% of shows." [CalebCity; August 29th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofu0I4jshY4
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Sep 06 10:49:22 2021 This is political, but it's a funny montage edit of Australian NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian saying what Australians hear when she speaks. It's sort of like that edit of the presidents from "Die Hard 4.0"/"Live Free or Die Hard" (2007) "Gladys Berejiklian Takes Over The World" [Remix Matrix; August 30th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLTGXblgUoc
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Sep 06 14:53:31 2021 I swear I'm not posting *every* Viva La Dirt League video :p "Pretending to be a smoker - Smoke Break" [September 6th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ9ascT2Rng The stare at the end is intense :D
Repel rank	Thu Sep 23 16:01:15 2021 https://ww...are&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 your first time? ^^
Repel rank	Thu Sep 23 16:01:45 2021 http://www...are&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 here now you can click it as well
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Sep 26 04:57:15 2021 That went around Imgur around the same time... very strange that someone posted an old interview of Natasha Lyonne and that it got that much traction. Marketing tactic? That was from 2000, which was around when she did "The Slums of Beverly Hills" (1998), which has some of my go-to references ;D .. This sums up most of the current tribal issues: "Vaccine mandates in a year from now" [tyler fischer; September 3rd, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJGZp54h1uI&list=LL
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Sep 27 08:36:19 2021 Millions experience this every day :'( "When you find someone who had the same problem as you" [Joel Haver; September 22nd, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnUpTyKSjag
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Oct 05 02:06:26 2021 Viva La Dirt League again :p "Fear of being a fraud - Imposter Syndrome" [October 4th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMGd3aoenn4
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Oct 11 04:03:39 2021 "Star Boat "The Space Blob" - Part 2" [KyleDunnigan; September 30th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkcCeVo5K5s
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Oct 11 04:12:03 2021 "Pu$$ies New Children's Book for Adults!" [KyleDunnigan; September 28th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCS950SM5w0
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Oct 12 02:29:11 2021 This is becoming the Viva la Dirt League appreciation thread ;) "Completing a horrifying quest - Puppies" [October 11th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMk__UkbzSA
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Oct 21 13:20:17 2021 "STAR BOAT - Part 3. The Thrilling conclusion." [KyleDunnigan; October 19th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzJoNVIX92Q
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Nov 02 04:17:18 2021 "Checkout operator choice" [Viva La Dirt League; November 1st, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN3A6CwfyBs
Repel rank	Thu Dec 16 16:40:50 2021 http://imgur.com/gallery/ieGgRuV
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Dec 20 13:15:12 2021 poor doggo ;p .. "Believing in the Tooth Fairy" [Viva La Dirt League; December 20th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEOVmslVaSc
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Dec 20 18:53:28 2021 Good question cards for a nice and apolitical Christmas party ;) "How To Ruin Your Family Gatherings" [Ryan Long; December 20th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0VvEdt_wk
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Dec 27 13:25:38 2021 Very funny VLDL from today: "Social media jealousy" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IblxUAbyoM It was also an opportunity for me to comment that social media sites that use a capital "K" instead of a lowercase "k" for follower count have been accidentally saying, "Kelvin" (K), rather than, "kilo" (k) :p
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Feb 12 12:52:29 2022 Probably the funniest thing I've seen in a few weeks :D "The Woke Vegan Feminist Debate" [Podcast of the Lotus Eaters; February 11th, 2022] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epaTaKyOQ-o
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Apr 21 12:58:43 2022 Psaki gets emotional because her leftist pedo friends hit a road block in their plans to indoctrinate children ;D http://twitter.com/i/status/1516827287844446210
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Apr 21 13:02:35 2022 Alex Martens' Steven Segal biopic continues: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlEsEyii550
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Apr 21 23:14:47 2022 Lulz. Ken Jeong walks off the Masked Singer after one of NYC's greatest mayors, who recently exposed election fraud and Hunter Biden's crack and prostitute habit and role in illegally funneling money to Joe Biden, turns out to be the masked singer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_R2R_tetw Amazing salt flow on this one. :D
Cherub Cow rank	Tue May 31 14:28:04 2022 "Nathan For You: Asian Accent, Valet Issue" (From a December 2015 episode) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKUneur1RDE
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Sep 10 10:08:54 2022 Jon Stewart gave a medal to a Nazi, sure sure, but it's an honest mistake! "Jon Stewart needs your support..." [Kyle Dunnigan; September 8th, 2022] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tTCIMnNSy0
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Sep 20 02:11:57 2022 Eli is back!! ;D "Eli Manning goes undercover as a College Football walk-on | Eli’s Places" [ESPN; September 19th, 2022] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na2hOcx4uX8
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