Utopia Talk / General Talk / #UGTwit100 #NoForcePushingOrShoving

tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 10 14:28:44 yet another hazard to watch for (incident at 0:14... a dual-wielding hammer guy later) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=v0kl_1557308401 ...almost in the eye
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 10 18:16:07 A former middle school teacher in Kentucky has pleaded not guilty to accusations that she threatened to cut off a student’s penis and shove it down his throat during a kickball game. Chrystal Graham was charged with second-degree disorderly conduct over the alleged incident, which occurred at Anderson County Middle School on the last day of school in 2017. The incident began when Graham was playing kickball with a group of students, one of whom jumped on another’s back, according to court documents obtained by the Louisville Courier-Journal. A witness told police they heard the teacher tell the student to get off the other player “or I’ll cut your dick off and shove it down your throat.” A short time later, Graham allegedly used both middle fingers to flip off the student who witnessed the earlier exchange. ---- (not an old article, just slow justice system)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 10 19:06:08 home invasion/shooting http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9RWeY_1557448477 not super exciting, but that's the county i lived in a few years back... could be my neighbors!... i recall once walking to my car past a group of similar-looking folk & hearing 'let's jump him'... and another discouraging the idea... that was comforting :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 10 20:53:40 beluga returning phone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0seAFg-uFQ
McKobb Member	Sat May 11 05:05:28 Bow down to a true pimp! You can't harm me, are you a fucking ass? Do you not know who I am? You must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut, bitch! I'm bad. I'm the baddest motherfucker in the world. Have you ever seen a costume like mine?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 12 01:32:31 balls! (warning: educational video... but kinda interesting) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=k3Atj_1557532494
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 15 11:46:45 Kind of neat. Like mentioned, I thought they were just to prevent evaporation.. That home invasion video would be better with some hospital after-pictures ;) .. Someone posted this video of someone shooting a refrigerator filled with tannerite, and in the comments someone made a Photoshop request that I decided to fulfill ;p http://imgur.com/gallery/Cb8PLi3/comment/1648519375 ..Towards the end of editing, I couldn't get Adobe Media Encoder to stop adding black bars to the sides. I even tried re-cropping it to different sizes (so that if it was an aspect ratio issue it would stop), but after wasting 30 minutes on that one issue I just submitted it :/
hood Member	Wed May 15 17:25:12 nice photoshop. Surprised nobody made an Indiana Jones Crystal Skull comment yet.
McKobb Member	Wed May 15 22:38:08 Not seeing it, and I love tannerite :(
Cherub Cow Member	Thu May 16 01:18:54 Oops! I should have known not to trust a link to a comment; those expire quickly. This is the main gallery: http://imgur.com/gallery/Cb8PLi3 My edit is under comment "Someone photoshop thomas the tank engine coming out of that thing please."
Cherub Cow Member	Thu May 16 01:18:58 Direct link to my edit: http://i.imgur.com/OTY8bmk.gifv
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 17 11:59:35 nice editing the original looks so weird... bouncing off ground but no toppling -------- LAND O’ LAKES, Fla. (AP) — A man who Florida authorities originally said accidentally shot himself in a supermarket checkout line was actually shot by his wife’s gun. The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office told the Tampa Bay Times on Monday that deputies’ investigation shows that 69-year-old Vernon Messier was shot Sunday when his wife’s purse fell off a counter at a Land O’ Lake Publix, causing the two-shot derringer inside to fire. The bullet struck Messier in the shin. Deputies said 67-year-old Lillian Messier has a concealed weapons permit. No charges are expected and deputies said Vernon Messier is recovering.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 17 12:05:11 An Austrian government official is having a cow over a bizarre Swiss app challenge urging followers to kiss bovines to raise money for charity. The “KuhKussChallenge,” launched earlier this week on the Castl app, urges users in Switzerland, Austria and other German-speaking countries to kiss cows – “with or without tongue” – to raise charity funds, reported Agence France Presse. Elisabeth Köstinger, Austria’s minister for sustainability and tourism, called the challenge “dangerous mischief.” She warned that pastures are “are not petting zoos” and that trying to kiss cows could have “serious consequences.” Köstinger said that cows could become aggressive, particularly when defending their calves. “Negligent handling of Austrian pastures has led to serious accidents in the past,” said Köstinger, according to a translation of a tweet. “I don’t understand a challenge of this kind!”
Cherub Cow Member	Fri May 17 16:29:24 Sounds like my people are in season ;D .. Tim Meadows showed up on Brooklyn Nine-Nine for S6E17 (one of the newest episodes; episodes 17 and 18 both aired yesterday, May 16th, 2019). His parts were really funny (lol moments), whereas the rest of the episode was about average ;p .. pretty neat airborne rally car: http://imgur.com/gallery/k2AgVex
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat May 18 00:07:44 yay for more Tim Meadows! ----- so Dennis Rodman & friends are accused of stealing/destroying a large amethyst geode & clothing from a yoga place he claims they offered him the clothing as payment for removing the geode... lengthy not very interesting video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNdkfMnJy_4 the apparent clerk distracted at ~0:12 geode bumbling off desk ~0:28 foreground woman stuffing clothes in bag ~0:32 i didn't watch much else too carefully :p but his suspect story seems extra suspect
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 18 06:16:20 lulz... his geode-lifting friend was either drugged out of his mind or is just super incompetent :D ... pretty much zero strategy for handling the geode.. like, “Oh, it’s falling. Maybe gravity knows what it’s doing... Hmm... guess not. Or is it good that it’s in smaller pieces now?” ;D ... I believe the part about them being there to get the geode (they had a dolly set up already..), but waiting for a signal to start shoving clothes in her bag? Lol... life is beautiful ;D
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 18 06:22:17 Oh... looks like they may have shown up pretending that the geode already belonged to them, that’s why they were open about taking it: http://www...-crystal-yoga-heist?verso=true
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat May 18 11:23:52 that would make some sense as the clerk seems aware of the smashing & rubble later without seeming concerned
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat May 18 19:03:38 some South African asshole dropkicked Ahnold... seems like an act of war http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=swLsh_1558191328
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 18 19:47:49 That should probably be a death sentence. Sounds like he was saying, "Help me! I need another kidney!"? I don't think that drop-kicking famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger is a good way to get sponsors for that sort of thing. Probably it moves you further back on the list... .. I was looking for updates on some gang-related cycling hit-and-run from 2016 when this new story came up: Video of cyclist hit by car (does some flips): http://www...-shows-cyclist-thrown-into-air ..this happened late April 2019, but no update on whether they found the driver.
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 18 19:47:57 I also found this in the same search: (cyclist hit by Romanian lorry driver) http://www...-hgv-hit-and-run-in-uks-epping ..which was most interesting because of this in the description: "According to Sherry: 'The police didn't ask the right questions and he can't be interviewed again for the same crime now so they've made a farce of it.'" Pretty funny if the UK has a Double Jeopardy law for *interviewing* someone D:
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 18 19:49:29 oo! Another angle on the Braunschweiger attack: http://twitter.com/DaanBarnard/status/1129779605655760896
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat May 18 21:16:30 I'll go with some rich dick middle easterner for the first one Looks like Ahnold took it like a champ
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 19 06:13:00 Yeah :D He Tweeted this: “I only realized I was kicked when I saw the video like all of you. I’m just glad the idiot didn’t interrupt my Snapchat.” The Washington Post ran with the “Help me! I need a Lamborghini!” line, but their explanation looks like someone on their staff just took social media jokes seriously and ran with it: “A site promoting Johannesburg tourism proudly boasts of the exotic cars of Sandton, which it calls “the richest square mile in Africa,” but according to sales figures from South Africa’s auto manufacturers’ association, Lamborghinis are the rarest brand in the country” ( http://www...says-after-guy-drop-kicks-him/ ). ..so I’m still on #TeamKidney until they interview him and find out otherwise ;)
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 19 06:15:17 Oops, I cut his Tweet short. Full thing: “Thanks for your concerns, but there is nothing to worry about. I thought I was just jostled by the crowd, which happens a lot. I only realized I was kicked when I saw the video like all of you. I’m just glad the idiot didn’t interrupt my Snapchat.”
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 19 11:28:48 i can hear either... but no one needs 'another' kidney... just 'a' kidney or a 'new' kidney... plus i don't want any reason to feel sorry for him :p #teamLambo
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 19 11:37:11 too many sites are complaining about ad-blockers... just give me your content for free w/o inconvenience!!
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 20 00:59:35 The nicer ones at least give you a sarcastic pop-up that tells you that you're a bad person if you don't disable but still lets you see the content (Onion and KnowYourMeme both do that). If I get a news site that doesn't let me see the content then I just go to another news site :p
Cherub Cow Member	Tue May 21 02:59:23 "Parrot playing peekaboo with the cat from across the street" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyG9F5axS9o
Pillz Member	Tue May 21 03:19:12 You can thank the previous owners of utopia for those ad blocker things.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue May 21 12:30:01 the ad-blocker detectors? =========== Alabama Public Television says it won't air an episode of the children's show "Arthur" that featured a same-sex marriage. "Mr. Ratburn and the Special Someone" aired as the premiere for the show's 22nd season on May 13. But not in Alabama. Programming director Mike McKenzie says Alabama Public Television has no plans to broadcast the episode. The storyline about Mr. Ratburn's marriage conveys a positive message, he said. But while many parents will find it appropriate, many others will disagree, he said -- "either because their children are too young, or because of their beliefs." "Our broadcast would take away the choice of parents who feel it is inappropriate," McKenzie told CNN in a statement. ===== what a dumb comment... not broadcasting protects the choice not to watch it...
Cherub Cow Member	Tue May 21 15:20:52 Yeah that’s backwards... Airing it lets people choose... Just wow: a human individual who is paid to make decisions such as this was unable to produce a coherent justification. #ArthurShowsUsThatEugenicsIsNecessary
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue May 21 17:15:29 kid smackdown http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aOC9d_1558397121
Pillz Member	Tue May 21 17:29:59 Yes the detectors
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 22 04:02:57 lol... it's like Kramer's Karate lessons again :D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 22 14:40:07 perhaps these women were asked to move a geode too http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kJdGT_1558476588 narrator appears to accuse security guy of battery... gimme a break :p
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 22 15:20:12 The perfect crime! Escape in a licensed vehicle! ;D @“battery”.. lulz... and “against store policy”? That’s not even true. In most retail places, regular sales associates are told not to pursue (they’re not supposed to leave the store following thieves), not to detain, and sometimes (often?) to not even accuse someone of stealing (they’re usually trained to say things like, “Can I help ring you up for those items?”). But! Security (like the person in the video) and “asset loss prevention” people can do all of the above. Once they got in the vehicle he held back and probably called the police to follow up. Likely all supported by that store’s policy.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 22 17:20:48 i tried googling for more info & came across this http://twitter.com/ChristinaABC30/status/1021932472743866368 perhaps the same gang of unstoppable women (one even dressed the same so not that crazy a notion :p) it really makes you want to go shoplift large amounts of stuff
hood Member	Wed May 22 22:18:50 The biggest crime is that yoga pants are apparently retailing for $115. Who the fuck pays that much for 2 yards of fabric?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 22 23:43:04 rich sluts who don't value armor class
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu May 23 12:58:10 dog taking 3rd place, i think (lane 8 person getting screwed out of coverage) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=C26ZZ_1558612804
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu May 23 13:24:50 women's World Cup starts next month! no more Hope Solo or Abby Wambach though :/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu May 23 16:46:23 Falling Down 2 http://twi...rse/status/1131550049920536576
Pillz Member	Thu May 23 20:42:18 Car was hopefully stolen?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu May 23 21:30:13 I'll go with borrowed... seems a common story
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu May 23 22:35:59 i should totally be a detective... i was trying to figure out what store it was to try to find news about it, and noticed the 'Calia' clothing rack, & googled that & it's sold only at Dicks Sporting Goods... go me! anyway, article about it... nothing particularly exciting, but has the location anyway :p http://san...on-video-sporting-goods-store/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu May 23 22:37:13 and apparently i wasn't the only one inspired by the video... copycats: http://san...asant-hill-sporting-good-shop/
Cherub Cow Member	Fri May 24 13:43:17 Yay! Arrests this time :D Dick’s should probably hire snipers ;)
hood Member	Sat May 25 11:10:59 The Dick's by me sells guns. Just arm employees, like the founders envisioned!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat May 25 11:33:48 still not clear if overlap between gang 1 & gang 2... news needs to be more on the ball on things like this & guess the race threads
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 25 18:29:06 If there’s any overlap, it must be the 18-year-old or a getaway driver (first video seemed like older peeps?)... otherwise I think they may have just revealed some racial inference from that comment (“the women in this video from Fairfield strongly resemble the ones who hit the Pleasant Hill store Wedesday night”)... like, “[The girls were all super ratchet, so it could be them!]” — maybe, or Oakland has a lot of ratchet peeps ;D You’re probably right that it’s just a copycat. Kind of like those Apple store copycats. Criminals probably Facebook-share criminal activity and then copycat before police can catch on... which makes me wonder if a failed attempt so soon after that semi-successful attempt will calm aspirations for a moment ;) .. “Just arm employees, like the founders envisioned!” Yeah! \:D/ Dick’s Goods when a thief is spotted: *horn blasts* All shoplifters have been selected for Purge. The doors have been sealed. Murder of shoplifters is now legal. The Purge will end when all shoplifters have been cleansed. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers. Blessed be Dick’s Sporting Goods, a retailer reborn!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 26 01:16:28 a sorta similar robbery w/ substantial escalation http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CZ1ck_1558710081
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 26 22:28:24 I'm too tired to Google at the moment, but would that be considered attempted murder?... just for gas station jewelry? D: ..not good to escalate the charges... .. Imgur memes have been pretty weak this weekend, but here's a cat being tackled by another cat: http://imgur.com/gallery/tjoKpTi
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 26 23:55:01 a good 'wtf' cat face i had same question about attempted murder... i dunno, seems possible
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon May 27 01:18:51 mo' robberying kind of a Reservoir Dogs mishap getaway: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=u522v_1558921356 an article suggests 3 caught
McKobb Member	Mon May 27 01:56:45 Practice makes perfect
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 27 02:12:05 They do need more practice :D Looks like the scooters just started going in circles looking for passengers, but the passengers didn't really have a system for flagging down drivers or anything.
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 27 12:32:37 collection of people being 'tarded around tram tracks: http://imgur.com/gallery/fFpkb0r
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 29 00:55:58 Fun traffic accident — I almost posted it in the lol thread, but I think I only laughed because it was surprising :D http://imgur.com/gallery/sJ72UgA ..as usual, misinformed opinions in the comments. Some people even placed blame on the black SUV. One person said that passing on the right is illegal in Belgium (which was *not* where the video was filmed, and Belgium must not have multi-laned roads where people need to make right and left turns at intersections... anyways, people on Imgur are stupid — surprise, surprise ;p
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 29 01:25:17 A clever cell phone strategy if your kitty waits outside the bathroom door: http://imgur.com/gallery/myUJLA0
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 29 01:32:25 Seems like this may be too many raccoons to handle once they get older :p http://imgur.com/gallery/I3unksq
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 29 17:59:55 they definitely need 1 or 2 more cat climbers
Cherub Cow Member	Thu May 30 01:36:23 Overcrowding is an issue :p I know, I know, CC posting another cat.. but seriously, this is a cute kitten! :D http://imgur.com/gallery/bkXFyxs
Cherub Cow Member	Thu May 30 22:07:29 I don't know much about compudahs other than, other than the one we got in my house. My mom put a couple games on there and I play... but anyways, if you want to be super confused by a game trailer, Kojima's "Death Stranding" is 8 minutes of unresolved confusion: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gu8X7vM3Avw
Cherub Cow Member	Thu May 30 22:43:48 It wasn't Nero playing a lyre while Rome burned, it was the peasants themselves playing ;) (drumming during 2018 Philly trash fire) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNzjh93hLQ
Cherub Cow Member	Thu May 30 23:15:54 Indoor cat rejected by outdoor cat: http://imgur.com/gallery/Y1iK6jL
McKobb Member	Fri May 31 02:54:29 Outdo cat got balls
Cherub Cow Member	Fri May 31 14:56:32 That was some upper-level intimidation.. or lower-level meekness by indoor cat ;) .. Getting a tree frog into a water-filled bottle cap: http://imgur.com/gallery/iuTj5u9 ..presumably before eating it?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 31 21:31:36 i've done that as a makeshift water dish for a 'dog' (chihuahua) to drink from during an outing some decent items at the top of LiveLeak atm: bad pitch http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CXYw2_1559166673
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 31 21:32:08 slap fight between fat guy and dumb guy http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kLQBj_1559236485
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 31 21:33:24 and a wolverine carrying a goat's head http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=s3HA_1559148780 just a wolverine -or- a carried goat head alone would be rare...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Jun 01 11:33:10 A Pennsylvania man was arrested last week and charged with aggravated assault after allegedly choking a driver who refused to stop singing out-of-season Christmas songs. Police said passenger Clayton Lucas, 25, choked the driver until he nearly passed out, per CBS station KDKA in Pittsburgh.
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Jun 01 18:25:41 lol... I knew someone who would sing "Jingle Bells" at a coworker every time that worker would show up... it made sense until December came and went, then it was July and it was still happening... then it got close to December again and made sense again, lulz... .. @wolverine JEEEEEAAAANN!!! ;D ..I'm guessing the camera stopped filming right when it got close because the cameraperson was berzerkered to death.. .. I wanted to show people the bad pitch thing, but the first person I showed was like, "Seent it" :'( ;p The "dumb guy" had creepy weird biceps... that's got to be some steroid accident or something... .. "Playstation 2 graphics." (basketball player with really odd frame) http://imgur.com/gallery/89wiJhT
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Jun 01 18:43:17 i assume bicep guy is one of those people who inject stuff for fake muscles (that's why i said dumb)
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Jun 01 19:52:34 Oh yeah, I remember fake muscle injections coming up [here?] a while back... that’s definitely on the dumb side. Kind of like a cheepo version of that weird, anorexic kid who prostitutes himself so he can get muscle implants so that he’ll look like a Ken doll. [vomit emoji] ;p
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Jun 01 20:34:23 "Floof dreaming of warm milk" http://imgur.com/gallery/QA4TR3d
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jun 02 11:50:48 water bird plucking fish off whale http://twitter.com/NatGeo/status/1135216754731442177
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jun 04 01:23:47 I bet that feels nice for the whale shark :D .. Besides Apple's more flagship reveals at WWDC 2019 (e.g., their $5000 6K monitor and their +$6000 Mac Pro), they mentioned that iPads will now run iPadOS instead of iOS, which means that iPads will be taking more positive steps towards being true laptop replacements (so iPadOS is closer to OSX than was iOS). To be seen if that means that iPads would work for art. At the moment I still have a Wacom Cintiq Pro so that I can use all my normal Windows 10 software with a stylus... .. The future of beer-drinking: http://imgur.com/gallery/BIB6hsg
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jun 05 01:08:05 Cat making "nom nom nom" sounds while being distracted with some sort of treat while having some kind of procedure (nails cut?)... pretty weird stuff ;p http://imgur.com/gallery/7vNBPS2
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jun 05 14:10:30 "Firefighters say a woman in her 70s was rescued after she was injured while hiking on Piestewa Peak [in Phoenix, Arizona] ... She was seen on a stretcher spinning at a fast pace below the helicopter." http://twitter.com/FOX10Phoenix/status/1135985034857345024 That spin almost looks like fatal speed, especially if the age was true (70 years old).. so Fire Rescue may just be trying to manage press :p
McKobb Member	Wed Jun 05 16:20:37 Could be hairball grease (cat video, not grandma!)
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Jun 06 01:32:58 Oh wow! That looks right. I didn't even know that was a thing, but apparently they come in different flavors so cats will eat it. .. dog assaults beach crab: http://imgur.com/gallery/KfH4Bxj
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Jun 07 00:31:46 All of the forums have been inactive for like, 6 hours. Unacceptable! The beatings will commence!! .. Someone driving a car doesn't seem to realize that they almost fucking died: :D http://imgur.com/gallery/hTqSRMO
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Jun 07 00:33:18 The future is now. War will never be the same. Fully automatic crossbow: http://imgur.com/gallery/LExik42
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Jun 07 00:33:53 Here's a potato: http://imgur.com/gallery/h9XRK
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Jun 07 11:49:59 a potato w/ transparency!... easily inserted into any scene this would really suck... http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=RWX9_1559893445
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Jun 07 20:02:01 He could probably just reverse out of there, right? ;) .. Maru Cat jumps into higher and higher boxes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO1jrCodB7Y Spoiler to save time: box 10 does not happen :( ... Maru circles and meows in defeat. But the video ends with some great into-the-camera purring! :D
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Jun 07 20:43:04 Ouch... UFC fight gets bloody.. http://imgur.com/gallery/FMVwLdM
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Jun 08 01:09:22 Maru really knows his limits, no failed jumps
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jun 09 11:24:57 http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=4R6g_1560020469 drugs or primitive caveman?
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Jun 09 18:02:17 I'd guess caveman :D He had someone take care of his goats while he went to the big city, and Molly Millions brings him to the most plugged-in place she can find ;p .. Another UFC kick: http://imgur.com/gallery/VyqleGI
McKobb Member	Sun Jun 09 20:04:43 She got knocked the fuck out!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jun 10 01:50:08 this is how you dispatched enemies in Lode Runner http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9nDgw_1560104267
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jun 10 03:26:28 I'm guessing that they pushed the dirt in after that? ;p .. "U.S. Women’s Soccer Team Handing Out Flyers To Advertise World Cup Tournament" [Onion: Sports News in Brief] http://spo...-flyers-to-advertis-1835333319 "‘We’re Favorites To Win This Year So Make Sure To Watch,’ Players Tell Passersby" "“It’s going to be pretty cool. We get to go to France and represent our entire country. We’re even favored to win,” forward Alex Morgan said to a pedestrian who crossed the street to avoid the Olympic gold medalist while her teammates taped several of the handmade flyers to telephone poles and asked local business owners to post them in their shop windows. “We’re playing Thailand on Tuesday, and it’s going to be on TV, so check it out. If you enjoy the match, we hope you’ll consider making a donation to our new-uniform fund. It would really up our game to trade in the men’s team’s hand-me-downs we’ve been wearing and get some shin guards that fit.” At press time, sources confirmed members of the defending Women’s World Cup champions were disheartened after passing several trash cans filled with the leaflets they had just distributed."
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jun 10 03:28:25 "Nepal Considering Changing Everest Rules" "After a rash of deaths caused by congestion and inexperience at the mountain’s summit, Nepalese authorities say they are examining changes to the rules for who gets to climb Mount Everest. What do you think?" [Onion: American Voices] http://www...nging-everest-rules-1835316498 "“It’s cute that Nepal thinks they can control what millionaires do.” Winifred Horton • Psychedelics Advocate"
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jun 11 11:43:48 i got my flyer: USA vs Thailand 3PM EST (today) on Fox or Telemundo go us!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jun 11 15:50:12 it seems we will be fine if we face a goal differential tie breaker
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jun 11 17:53:25 13-0 ?? D: Wow... Thailand must be ready for a mass suicide ;)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jun 11 22:14:33 they showed a young crying Thai kid after one goal, so that was kinda sad... googling "world cup standings" yields the Men's 2018 World Cup info googling "world cup 2019 standings" yields Cricket info (for me anyway, and i assure you i have never shown interest in Cricket) how insulting :p Google hates women! up next for us is Chile on Sunday
McKobb Member	Tue Jun 11 23:25:34 Bacon! Sissy kick has come into it's own in murica :P
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