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tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 05 17:10:51
this horrible person has been caught
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=utFtW_1562232612

supposedly a minor so no name released but hopefully her life is ruined
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jul 05 19:14:27
Hopefully so! Fun top comment: "Now some poor innocent family will have icecream with semen traces."

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Reminds me also of when Ariana Grande licked a doughnut and then said, "I hate America," for some reason XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oja97POVbM8
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jul 05 19:25:27
(gross stuff warning)
Horse with some kind of cyst:
http://imgur.com/gallery/CqTsUae
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 05 22:09:47
weird bike
http://lopifitus.com/

doesn't sound like the walking has any positive relation to the propulsion so seems like it'd be unsatisfying

also it's from the Netherlands... whom the USA battles on Sunday... (in soccer)

but i'd be willing to give it a try... if someone brought one to me for free
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 06 06:22:10
Oh yeah... someone posted an out-of-context/sourceless gif of that on Imgur. I was wondering the same: whether the walking had any relationship to speed. That page sort of says, “Yes”?

“The electric assist in combination with the adjustable multi-speed gears boosts the riders walking pace to speeds equal to or greater than a regular bike. The rider chooses the gear/speed they want which allows them to reach speeds of 3 to 20 MPH.”

So maybe the rider sets a higher moving speed which means a faster treadmill speed? .. still, it’d be a *simulated* relationship between walking speed and moving speed; it’s not like the walking propels it forward. And the battery has to supply more energy to the treadmill and motor at higher speeds.. so more strain on the battery than just a regular scooter. Seems like a silly way for people to get their steps in ;p

I just consider those scooter people cheaters :p ... like the people with electric-assist bikes who keep popping up around here. Some of them have looks like, “I’m just this fast — the motor is only helping a little,” but they’re barely pedaling yet flying easy at 25mph. And I didn’t see them commuting when it was snowing! ;p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 06 11:54:19
i'd like the walking to feel productive (disregarding exercise :p)... like charging the battery, if not having any role in moving the bike

instead it's just draining the battery i guess

not psychologically satisfying
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 06 18:03:45
Yeah, seems silly to me. Those elliptical scooters at least take human power:
http://www...liptical-Trainer/dp/B07C18M422
...though they look a bit weird.
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 06 18:07:25
So.. umm... here's this situation again...
"Smash and grab at the [North Face store in an] outlet mall [in Wisconsin]"
(dated July 1st, 2019)
http://imgur.com/gallery/523nX4S
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 06 18:24:10
So.. umm... more fucked up shit, lol XD
Dated 2018: Someone in Britain is a bit of a tossa' 'n' won't move hah cah! Fuk! Oi! Oi!
http://m.f...64994496467&id=527827413943570
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 06 18:34:19
Oops, that was in Australia. Aussie! Aussie Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!

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I'm sure there's a point between this and paint shaker where a cat will think, "That's too much shaking"
http://imgur.com/gallery/sXU44hS
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 06 18:50:15
deer launch:
http://imgur.com/gallery/mAGfZW6
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 06 18:51:25
Oops, that was the whole gallery. Most of those weren't very good. This was the one I meant:
http://i.imgur.com/VjT5pr4.gifv
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 06 21:24:22
the pizza cake looks intriguing


seems stores will need new defenses to deal with this mob theft that's all the rage... or just surrender to Amazon
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 07 02:44:44
Amazon Go is still vulnerable to turnstile jumpers, so they may have to step it up to those floor-to-ceiling turnstiles in more ...criminal... areas ;D
hood
Member
Sun Jul 07 04:15:32
You mean revolving doors?
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 07 06:25:37
Those could work too, but I was talking about those two-sided subway doors that go from floor to ceiling where each door opens electronically when a card is swiped. I’m not having luck in an image search — can only find the platform doors.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 07 11:55:13
how about a moat w/ ferryman


USA has defeated NED!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 07 13:56:58
a cop's dream scenario
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CXUG4_1562443725
Repel
Member
Sun Jul 07 14:32:24
Boooo USA!
although the last goal was a neat one
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 07 17:58:51
i'm glad they got the real goal... winning from a penalty goal is not satisfying
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 07 19:32:55
Yay!
Austin Powers "Dutch" thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ882QYzr-M

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"a cop's dream scenario"

Almost wasn't! He barely waited for red shirt to clear the line of fire. If he'd had the aim of some of these *other* police videos... ;p
I'm guessing the officer was able to claim that the criminal pointing the weapon at anyone was justification to shoot (so fine legally), but I still wonder if the officer gave any verbal warnings before unloading..
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 07 19:32:58
I'm pretty sure that this isn't the same cat making clicking sounds at squirrels that I posted before... I have a lot of cat favorites, though.. so.. not positive :p
http://imgur.com/gallery/yHMXMJB
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 08 11:47:52
monkey gang attack
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uIBWJ_1562595663
... makes you wonder what's around that corner

#TeamMonkey
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 08 13:22:11
He'll never be the alpha of that group if he keeps backing away like that

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Some kind of new college drinking game:
http://imgur.com/gallery/BhckqAj
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 08 14:49:28
i'm glad there's a link to put mind at ease :p
(some ecologist weighing the duckling)

normally i would trust no one who possesses a red solo cup w/ an animal

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so in Kevin Spacey news, supposedly texts on the alleged victim's cell phone were damaging to Kevin but the phone has 'gone missing' after the defense had argued they were cherry-picked & there could be exculpatory evidence... in court, the mother admitted to deleting homophobic & racist comments & drunken photos

she should be imprisoned for destroying evidence/obstruction of justice
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 08 16:48:51
A woman was trying to shoot someone in a road rage incident but shot her husband instead.

According to the Cullman County Sheriff's Office, there was a road rage episode on Highway 69 in Dodge City, Alabama, about 6:45 p.m. Saturday. It carried over to a home on County Road 160 in Bremen.

"During the incident, an altercation occurred in which, the offender, Erica Cole, attempted to shoot a second party but shot her husband, Nicholas Cole, striking him in the head," Cullman County Deputy Brad Williams said in a statement.


(no better details on the incident in articles i viewed)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 08 19:45:49
some toons fighting at toontown
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=u5GLi_1562584882
keeps sparking up throughout
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 09 04:38:56
*happy music keeps playing*
:D
lol

..do they think this is the *mall*?? Clean it up a little for Disney ;p
..that was a bazaar one! PCP maybe? ;)
..Comically bad fighting skills in the first 30 seconds, backpack guy stepping in early, random custodian steps in right after that to try to calm people down, striped dress lady (red-orange (Vermilion?) shirt's mom?) Neymar-flops at 1:20, water thrown at 2:17, confused-looking Disney staff member with long blonde hair present from 2:29 but he just sort of wanders around almost intentionally avoiding eye contact with the key characters only to pretend to have a purpose at 3:20 when his backup arrives (but he walks away from the main action).. The big plot twist was at 2:46 when vermilion shirt started hitting the girl that was trying to help him and whose name he earlier claimed to be defending — apparently because he thought that she had hit his mom (flop moment). Red backpack rando chokes vermilion shirt at 3:03, then gets up, then runs away at 3:30. Officer Doofy has pants issues at 3:19. Security tells vermilion shirt to stay down at 3:48, but he gets up ("I don't have to stay down for nobody!"), and security just sort of flakes away... At 3:50, vermilion demands satisfaction from whoever choked him... Vermilion's GF tries to explain that she hit his mom accidentally while defending him. Vermilion walks into the sunset. Wow. :D This is like a Hogarth engraving. Historians will use this video to understand the early 21st century. So rich in urbanity. Amazing stuff XD

Some comments complained about security not showing up.. but the video is only 4 minutes long, and security swarms at 3:20... security does look a bit clueless.

Anyways, I nominate that as best video of 2019. I doubt anything cooler could happen in the last half of the year ;D

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"If you are afraid, we will look together"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M75VLQuFPrY
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 09 12:06:12
nice analysis... i'd go w/ 'hot pink' but vermilion sounds cool :p

i also enjoyed his 'i'm going to jail tonight'/'i'm ready to go to jail tonight' taunt or self-buff
2:00-2:15 area
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 09 12:42:31
♪ I enjoy stealing
It's just as simple as that
Well, it's just a simple fact
When I want something,
I don't want to pay for it
I walk right through the door
Walk right through the door ♪
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=99QPZ_1562678537
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 09 12:48:50
actually the song goes fairly well with above video... & improves the viewing experience as no audio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 09 13:10:33
"Naked man holding cat gets tazed"
you kinda have to click on it, right?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uk8L8_1562653544
cat seems ok, if a bit freaked out
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 09 13:29:10
Police say a man accused of fatally stabbing a 17-year-old in the throat at an Arizona convenience store told them he felt threatened because the teen had been listening to rap music.

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Adams told a detective that he stabbed Al-Amin in the back and cut his throat. He said Al-Amin didn't do anything threatening but that the youth had been listening to rap music in his car in the parking lot.

"Adams stated rap music makes him feel unsafe, because in the past he has been attacked by people (Blacks, Hispanics, and Native American) who listen to rap music. Adams further stated, people who listen to rap music are a threat to him and the community," the report said.

He told police that he felt threatened by the music, not by Al-Amin. Adams is white, and Al-Amin was black, white and Latino.

"Adams felt he needed to be 'Proactive rather than reactive' and protect himself and the community from the victim," the documents said.

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pretty sure he didn't consult a lawyer before going with that argument
McKobb
Member
Tue Jul 09 13:42:03
News said he had mental health issues and just got out of jail, so more a cray-cray thing.

Tazer: that pussy halled ass!
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 10 04:33:55
"pretty sure he didn't consult a lawyer before going with that argument"

lulz

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"actually the song goes fairly well with above video... & improves the viewing experience as no audio"

That was for sure a good soundtrack :D
..looks like comments were disabled on that video.. considering LL's normal level of racism, the comments must have passed an impressive threshold to have been disabled ;)

Do have to wonder what it says about your friends and social attachments if you can find about 60 other people willing to mindlessly trash a Walgreens.

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"cat seems ok, if a bit freaked out"

Yeah. Doesn't look like that kitty is used to running so fast ;) ... and cameraperson followed the wrong action; should have kept following the cat instead of the man ;p

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"Hit and run 7/8/19"
http://imgur.com/gallery/8JhB9MH
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 10 05:48:51
"Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://www...150-million-jeffrey-1836215976
"“Goddammit, we were just gearing up to launch Jeffrey Epstein as the new face of Subway, and now all that work has gone down the toilet,” said chief brand and innovation officer Len Van Popering, explaining that sex-trafficking charges filed against Epstein yesterday had derailed Subway’s biggest advertising push in years, which was set to begin with ads introducing the billionaire financier as the brand’s new spokesperson. “He was supposed to be Jeffrey, the Subway Guy, for chrissakes! We bought network airtime. We paid God knows how much to plaster his face all over cups, sandwich wrappers, and window displays, which have already shipped to our 42,000 locations worldwide. We even spent a few hundred thousand dollars working with our chefs to devise a limited-edition grilled lamb sandwich with all of his favorite ingredients.” At press time, Subway was reportedly looking into replacing Epstein with Academy Award–winning filmmaker Roman Polanski."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 10 12:33:51
"to mindlessly trash a Walgreens"

& steal & assault people

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Picard poster

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_ISDiwXkAAxwPO?format=jpg

i'm pretty sure my guess was him working at his vineyards... or maybe that was someone elses...

(if anyone knows how to dig up old UP threads, Billah i think was creator)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 10 13:25:34
i was watching some Drunk History last night & wanted to rewatch the classic Mary Dyer (Winona Ryder) one but can only find 2 parts (middle & end) on YouTube so tweeted to Drunk History to put the whole thing on YouTube & got a response:

"Good idea! Keep an eye out for it this weekend."

so my thousands of shouts into the void may have finally done something... unless they say that to everyone & don't do anything... or were drunk when they answered...

anyway, keep watch!... cause i'll probably forget
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 10 14:16:40
Cool! That was my favorite one. I watched a bunch more, but most weren't too funny. Hopefully they post it :D

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Yep! Good guess :D
http://www...hread=83810&time=1550454222661
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 10 14:22:37
wow... if that 'dog' is an alien, i am amazing :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 10 14:32:08
^thanks for locating!


a recent viral golf cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seVJao4ZXNQ
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 10 14:34:02
...actually apparently not that recent by date... but showing up recently for some reason
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 10 15:04:20
DIXON, Ill. (WLS) -- A woman in Dixon Illinois has been charged with child endangerment after police said she was driving a car with a pool on the roof with two children inside.

Police received a complaint at about 3:07 p.m. Tuesday and found a white Audi driving west on IL Route 2 west of Palmyra Road with a blue inflatable pool with two children inside on top of the car.

After conducting a traffic stop, police said the driver, 49-year-old Jennifer Yeager, told them that she drove into town to inflate the pool at a friend's house and had her two daughters ride inside the empty pool to hold it down on the drive home.

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[i was planning to jokingly claim that she used that argument... but she did for real... true story]
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 10 15:07:00
...that's a 55mph road... although 2 lanes, she may have been going slow... one would assume anyway...
McKobb
Member
Thu Jul 11 00:51:51
That's colouring outside the book.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 11 12:05:52
stay outta Florida...


A former Florida sheriff's deputy was arrested Wednesday after investigators say he “routinely” planted drugs on unsuspecting drivers during minor traffic stops, leading to the dismissal of nearly 120 cases in a two year period.

Zachary Wester, 26, was arrested Wednesday morning in Crawfordville, Fla., after authorities say he allegedly pulled drivers over for minor traffic infractions, planted drugs inside their vehicles and ultimately arrested them on fabricated drug charges, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement said in a news release.

...
“There is no question that Wester’s crimes were deliberate and that his actions put innocent people in jail,” FDLE Pensacola Assistant Special Agent in Charge Chris Williams said in a statement.

One of his victims, Benjamin Bowling, reportedly lost custody of his daughter as a result of the drug arrest.

http://www...or-traffic-stops-officials-say
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 11 14:52:58
Lawsuits incoming! :p
Maybe he only planted the drugs on people that he thought deserved it?
And where was he getting all of these drugs? If he paid out of pocket, he should probably get reimbursed since they were used for duty-related activities ;)

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"...that's a 55mph road... although 2 lanes, she may have been going slow... one would assume anyway..."

D:
Have to hope that it was done with a sense of humor instead of the more likely blatant disregard of consequences for the sake of not having to deflate the pool ;D

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"if that 'dog' is an alien, i am amazing :p"

That could make the budget go up too much, so at most they'll put Spock ears on the dog ;)

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People on Imgur have been posting their rescue dogs, but so far not a single dog has been super cute.. just some average dogs.

But someone in Russia hit the Z-"Zed"-5 button again:
"Multiple Injuries Reported after Fire Breaks out at Moscow Power Plant"
http://imgur.com/gallery/xaWWAJx
McKobb
Member
Thu Jul 11 14:56:05
Time to go rock collecting
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 11 14:59:17
*"the [A-"Zed"-5] button"

"Somehow I managed to chuck all our neighborhood's cats on our trampoline."
http://imgur.com/gallery/KEVJ6uA
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 11 15:04:23
"Time to go rock collecting"

These rocks feel like burning ;p

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horsey getting pedicure:
http://imgur.com/gallery/eEmtj7y
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 11 18:09:42
more uranium news:

GUTHRIE, Okla. (AP) — Police in Oklahoma say they found a rattlesnake, a canister of radioactive powdered uranium and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey during a traffic stop of a vehicle that had been reported stolen.

The traffic stop happened June 26 in Guthrie, about 30 miles (45 kilometers) north of Oklahoma City. Guthrie police Sgt. Anthony Gibbs told Oklahoma City TV station KFOR that police don’t know why the uranium was in the vehicle or how it was obtained, though uranium ore can be bought on Amazon.

Gibbs says the driver, Stephen Jennings, was charged with possession of a stolen vehicle, transporting an open container of liquor and driving with a suspended license.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 11 22:10:15
Should probably check his Netflix history to see if he’d just watched 1986’s “The Manhattan Project” ;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 12 11:41:35
Note: taking hostages is not as easy as it seems
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=PlIC_1562891209
The More You Know
================☆

there must be at least one other shooter: signs of shots at 0:30 on left (by orange thing) & on right in checkout aisle where mouse pointer goes... that right shot probably by the guard(s)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 12 14:43:21
Savage tick-clone armies are sucking cows to death; experts fear for humans
http://ars...death-experts-fear-for-humans/

TLDR: if you see thousands of ticks on you, remove them... & you may be diseased
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 12 15:47:01
A Florida woman was jailed on felony charges thanks to a viral video she took showing her daughter licking a tongue depressor at a doctor’s office and putting it back in the jar.

Cori Ward, 30, of Jacksonville, was arrested Thursday and charged with tampering with a consumer product without regard for possible death or bodily injury, according to location station WJXT-TV. A judge on Friday set bond at $2,500 and ordered that she not have any contact with the doctor’s office or social media.
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 13 19:41:30
This contamination trend can't end soon enough :/

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"there must be at least one other shooter"

Yeah, spotted him in the video after a few watches:
http://i.imgur.com/fS2Towi.png
He runs right and fires on the guard who shot the hostage-taker.

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"Savage tick-clone armies are sucking cows to death"
"known to exist in Arkansas, Connecticut, Kentucky, Maryland, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Virginia, and West Virginia."

Those poor East Coast peeps! :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 13 19:42:51
Kids tend to be pretty hackish and annoying, but this one is making fun of Youtubers via a meme costume, so... he gets a pass for this select 15 seconds of his life ;)
http://imgur.com/gallery/KlVLZ4v
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 14 11:51:54
good spotting

looks like the guy was considering a shot at 0:06 right before camera jerk... that guard is pretty lucky (if he lived :p)... except for having to live in Brazil, which is non-stop robbery based on internet videos
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 14 13:32:20
Djokovic vs Federer sets:
7-6
1-6
7-6
4-6
13-12

Federer was robbed
look at that 6 consistency... and winning 36 games to the 32 from that drunken chaotic other guy

...i don't actually care about Tennis
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 14 14:15:54
if you want extra fear of amusement park rides...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=svQSQ_1563125473
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 14 14:16:15
and recent similar one:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=khH76_1561744841
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 14 19:30:46
"looks like the guy was considering a shot at 0:06 right before camera jerk"

*Did* he take shots at that point? Difficult to tell without audio, but the guard spins around pretty quickly after that moment, so maybe he felt/heard shots fly past him? Comments won't load on this one even when I'm logged in, so there may be more story here. Like, why was one robber already on the floor with weapon drawn while the white-shirt robber still had his weapon in a bag? Poor planning? ;)

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"that guard is pretty lucky (if he lived :p)... except for having to live in Brazil,"

Ah! That makes sense: Brazil. No wonder it didn't hit regular news :p ...Definitely lucky.. It's a situation like that New Orleans thread in UP ( http://www...hread=84530&time=1563063222404 ) — i.e., why live in such a place? ;D ... but the reality is that if that's where you were born, you'll probably stay. Things have to get Syria-bad for lots of people to leave a place (incidentally, lots of people left New Orleans after Katrina and stayed away afterwards because they realized how bad New Orleans was) ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 14 19:42:54
"Federer was robbed
look at that 6 consistency..."

Ouch :/
That should have been a "play till they die" situation — just to force a tie-breaker more significant ;p
(btw, can't remember.. did you watch "7 Days in Hell"? So good...)

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"if you want extra fear of amusement park rides..."

AHH! D:
..oh.. India :p
lulz, India, Brazil, China...
"Promise me you'll never go bungee-jumping in Mexico; they just don't have the regulations" ;D

The second one fell in more of a people-smashy spot yet had fewer fatalities. Looks like that first one had the numbers because it was higher and bigger. So the teacups there must be fairly safe.

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"Woody Harrelson getting denied his seat"
http://imgur.com/gallery/fVC6BkO

Comments guess that he was stopped because it was a no entry moment in the game, but it's still fun because.. he's famous? Yeah, that'll do it. ;p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 14 22:04:41
i was assuming it was going to be a Woody look-alike from the title... how dare that sea captain block him

speaking of Woody Harrelson look-alikes, that i just brought up, not long ago there was a story about cops catching someone who apparently looked like Woody Harrelson by putting Woody's photo into facial recognition software

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i did see 7 Days in Hell... Jon Snow's best work
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 14 22:21:17
the Green Goblin spotted in France
http://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1150547080521363457
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 15 04:15:39
That seems about right for the total flight time of those things ;)

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"how dare that sea captain block him"

If he knew it was Woody, he must have gotten props for doing his job to the letter :D

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"i did see 7 Days in Hell... Jon Snow's best work"

Yes! :D
I've been watching Silent Hill 2 in small pieces over the last few days, and I'd forgotten that he was in that too. It came out in 2012 — his first movie after starting to gain fame from GoT. He just plays a love sick teen :p

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kitty.exe malfunctioning:
(cat taking bath in sink, seems to like it but then seems to hate it)
http://imgur.com/gallery/3jzgw8c
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 15 12:26:52
seems like a water in the ear problem... we've all been there
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 15 14:32:37
That would make sense :D

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More Brazil, but this time not a murder:
"Drone + fireworks solve the loud music problem at a street party"
http://imgur.com/gallery/1lu6WkQ
McKobb
Member
Mon Jul 15 17:01:45
Holy Hellcats, I want one!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 15 17:35:14
pretty cool use

this could spice up gang warfare... bring back 1980s red vs blue trendy fighting

♪ colors, colors, colors... ♪
McKobb
Member
Mon Jul 15 17:43:58
Neighborhood crip, bitch!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 16 01:38:52
they did it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=108OO-O86NM
a language-censored version but still...

i have brought a small amount of joy to 3,200 people and annoyed 77 dumb people
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 16 01:47:24
the uncensored last half is still up so you can always switch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaDk0wG-HWk
swearing is important
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 16 02:19:43
Doesn't seem too complicated either! Just a drone and probably a Roman candle? And if it's a drone with a VR headset.. has to be fun :D

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This 'Storm Area51' thing has already passed its meme saturation point, and it's not even happening for another two months... far too early for hype.

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trash panda kits stuck in trash bin:
http://imgur.com/gallery/rd75gR3
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 16 02:26:13
Oops, I waited with that post for a while before finding a meme :p

Yay! You got through to them and got results!! :D :D
lol.. her tone in the end is great :D .. "and he wrote horrible music"

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"Cardboard box + Roomba = Best cat toy ever"
http://imgur.com/gallery/lah4DJ9
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 16 15:07:13
"
A Colombian man's attempt to smuggle cocaine into Spain under a toupee last month failed spectacularly after authorities noticed his overly-large head, police said.
"
photos:
http://d.n...34/polici-nacional-mugshot.png
i guess that's the bag of drugs on his head on the right

he also had a hat so i guess he was being optimistic
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 17 04:38:03
I'd give him a little credit and say that maybe he made the toupée look more natural before going to the airport and that the airport staff just haphazardly put it back on for a photo demo... but that's a *lot* of coke to make look natural under anything XD
...so, second guess: maybe it was a "Brokedown Palace" (1999) situation where he was there to distract the guards and go to prison while the mules with much more coke slipped through undetected? ;p

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Planting flamingos for next year's harvest:
http://www.facebook.com/stlzoo/videos/3007249342650463/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 17 14:22:17
good point on toupee reapplication :p

i wonder if they don't even bother checking people at Colombia airports as everyone's smuggling


weird bus video:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uspTy_1563361172
i'd say definitely the bus driver shouldn't be opening the door, but not sure how she misses the world is in motion
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 17 15:32:25
You can see the back of the bus jump up ... D: ... yeah... she would have to miss the visual of the road flying past *and* not feel the continued bus motion... D:
And maybe the driver thought he was being slick by opening the door early? I think city buses here aren't allowed to open the door until the bus is completely stopped. Not sure if it's a policy or just the bus' built-in safety..

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"High speed and not paying attention..."
http://imgur.com/gallery/SSYQQC0
Comments on clips like this always mention that the person could be having a seizure, but that seems ridiculous. Like, how coincidental that these people have "seizures" when road conditions have slowed down ahead. "Seizures" in cases like this probably would be just retroactive legal posturing.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 17 17:49:47
^sue Zuckerberg!


another tire attack... terrible quality but still enjoyable:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CnMIb_1563348405
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 18 02:35:01
In Victorian England she would be mocked for not standing on the street side as a protective measure. The order goes: street, husband/male chaperone, wife/female companion, children, building/wall. But it's a good thing that times have changed, because otherwise the video wouldn't have been as funny ;p

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"Netflix Cuts Controversial Suicide Scene From ‘13 Reasons Why’"
"Responding to criticism that the series glorified self-harm, Netflix has recut a controversial suicide scene from the season finale of 13 Reasons Why to remove graphic elements. What do you think?"
[Onion: American Voices]
http://www...scene-from-13-reaso-1836458720
"“I thought Netflix already settled this with some bullshit about starting a larger conversation.”
Ellie-Mae Freeman • Clapboard Operator"
"“I’m sure I can find some other show on there to drive me to suicide.”
Steve Sanchez • Franchise Proprietor"
"“Maybe now suicide won’t seem so romantic once it’s hidden from view and shrouded in mystery.”
Tycho Deleon • Pistachio Sheller"

The suicide scene is 3 minutes long, so that seems pretty cool. I'll have to remember to check it out via 3rd parties, though watching it in context seems like a bad idea if this reviewer is to be believed:
"Simply ridiculous. The story of a girl who: 1) is a stalker, 2) constantly makes the absolute wrong choice every time, 3) bullies other people, and 4) is condescending to her friends such as Clay, AKA 'Helmet'. Yet she kills herself and continues her controlling behavior from the grave. "Boo! Jump through all of these hoops or Something Bad Will Happen!" I wanted to climb into the t.v. ( a kind of reverse 'The Ring') and kill her myself before she could do the job. Please, do yourselves a favor and pass on this sophomoric, self-important piece of psycho-babble. I warn you; if this was a 90 minute movie I might say roll the dice, caveat emptor. But this thirteen hour Bataan death march is more than anyone should be expected to endure. Every character is a paper mache cliché. You've been warned."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 18 13:35:43
i read a description of the scene... didn't seem like something i'd wanna watch :p

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robbery w/ good ending (but not death):
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CL1zO_1563397744
i was thinking racism is like the Force... it surrounds us and penetrates us... and watching LL videos is like going to see Yoda

i'm not suggesting anything is right or wrong here :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 18 22:05:22
lulz, I gotcha ;p ... I look at it as LL confirming crime statistics, but it's still up to us to interpret crime statistics as more cultural or economic or whatever ;)

The one who hid under the desk must not have done any of the planning. Otherwise, it looks like this was fairly well organized; they actually covered their faces and were prepared to bind the employee. They just took too long.. so probably they didn't set a time limit or didn't realize that an alarm could have been triggered. Still much better than people with fully visible faces stealing iPads :D

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Cat Lord oversees peasant labor:
http://imgur.com/gallery/IJFGrgN
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 18 22:17:05
Mountain-biker jumps the Tour peloton:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=8dUBQIL9uLQ
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 18 23:52:02
yeah, they definitely needed some more urgency... more panic & chaos might help terrify the hostage into helping quicker too :p

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“I’m gonna kill your ass if you do that bill. I swear, I will fucking come down and kill your fucking ass. And you’re a Congressperson, that’s fine. I hope the fucking FBI, CIA, and everybody else hears this shit. If you’re taking away my rights. This is the United Statues of America, bitch. Get the fuck out. I will come down there and personally fucking kill you. I am dead fucking serious. I wanna see you motherfuckers at my door, if you’re legit. The HR bill you just pushed through, ah fuck you. I’ll tell you what I’ll come down to Miami bitch. I’ll fuck you up. Luke Cubans don’t even know.”
~ Pentagon cybersecurity contractor Darryl Albert Varnum to Frederica 'the hat' Wilson about the Vaccinate All Children Act
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 19 00:01:29
hmm... that 'Statues' typo made me suspicious... it's "Like" Cubans at the end
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 19 00:16:57
"It is a sculpture of two hands open, painted Red & Black, and formed into Devil Horns. This is anti-Christian, and demonic, and completely inappropriate and offensive to place in front of the Children's Zoo and the Gardens where couples are married."
~ complaint about this statue:

http://cdn...ns-nebraska-trnd-super-169.jpg

ruining it slightly is this note: "Schulte said when the Spider-man sculpture was installed in May, it didn't have the spider webs coming out of the hands because it was a work in progress. He said he can try to understand why she may have been offended for the two weeks that the hands didn't have the web attached to them."

(the statue typo followed by a statue story are complete coincidence... or possibly the work of the devil)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 19 00:21:07
if you need your time occupied forever (or just periodically):
http://twitter.com/EndlessJeopardy
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 19 00:40:24
a good idea for your cats during this weekend's heat wave:
http://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1151524137736667136
...if you have blood around
McKobb
Member
Fri Jul 19 08:12:08
ZF-1 from 5th Element build tonight on Savage Buulds.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 19 16:35:34
a promo for ^that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF-HWN6LhoA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 19 16:38:24
another urban combat video full of intrigue
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kdH7M_1563558679
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 19 16:43:58
i'll guess a fight over whose turn it was in the mobility scooter
McKobb
Member
Sat Jul 20 00:31:02
That needs some audio. Benny Hill perhaps?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 20 01:17:05
gotta go w/


They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrolling and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty


for the 2 in the unneeded scooters
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 20 01:54:02
A Walmart shooting complete with the ceremonial retrieving of wig and purse — as is tradition ;D
Seems like a defensive shooting, so maybe no charges unless there’s some extra backstory here?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 20 11:32:46
seems a charge of attempted murder dropped, but still facing an aggravated assault charge for continuing to go after them once they had fled (imo reckless endangerment might be warranted too for firing multiple times in a Walmart :p... # of shots seems ~12)

she hit one of the women in the finger & thigh

i don't see a motive for dispute other than the 2 aggressor women are cousins and one says she got caught up in the other one's "beef" w/ the shooter woman
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 20 13:47:18
moose chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
http://twitter.com/Bob_Animal/status/1152190873691656192
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 20 15:41:22
woman pranked good
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9YWFC_1563636877
that could be me someday... damn phones...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 20 16:12:11
trailer for Picard
(WARNING: spoilery, like typical trailers... personally i wouldn't recommend viewing if you definitely plan to watch... unfortunately the show is on CBS All Access, which seems like a pay service so not sure i will or not...)
http://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/1152672066287656960

seems a woman comes to his vineyard B&B & he helps her out of a jam
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