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tumbleweed rank	Wed Aug 07 19:12:31 2019 Chicago life: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=klnpP_1565165173 (i guess video #2 is around the corner or down the street or something from #1)
tumbleweed rank	Thu Aug 08 01:57:05 2019 Full House of Mustaches http://twitter.com/drfakenstein/status/1158835349931479040
swordtail rank	Thu Aug 08 02:24:21 2019 Whitney Wisconsin/ Lynn Lew‏ @wh1tnywiscons1n · Aug 5  More Whitney Wisconsin/ Lynn Lew Retweeted Zombie thumb™ IDIOT I WAS LATE ONLY 6X IN ONE MONTH. WE HAD A GUY GET IN A WRECK, ROLL HIS CAR, AND MISS WORK FOR 7 DAYS, WHICH IS ONE DAY MORE THAN I WAS LATE.. BUT HE WASNT FIRED BECAUSE HES A MAN. ALSO BE CAREFUL HOW YOU TALK TO ME. NONE OF YALL WOULD SAY THIS SHIT TO MY FACE. Whitney Wisconsin/ Lynn Lew‏ @wh1tnywiscons1n · Aug 4 "BUT YOU FUCK DOGS" SO BITCH, IM STILL WIFEY MATERIAL. DOG FUCKER OR NOT ILL GIVE ANY MAN BEAUTIFUL BABIES. NOTE: DON'T REBLOG WITH NEGATIVITY OR MY LAWYERS WILL CONTACT YOU http://twitter.com/wh1tnywiscons1n
Pillz rank	Thu Aug 08 03:24:00 2019 https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Whitney_Wisconsin ED always delivers
tumbleweed rank	Thu Aug 08 07:02:31 2019 i still have questions
tumbleweed rank	Thu Aug 08 07:12:58 2019 be careful w/ octopuses (which my whole life i thought was 'octupi'... it's not!): TACOMA, Wash. - When Jamie Bisceglia met up with some fishermen who had hooked an octopus during a fishing derby in the Tacoma Narrows August 2, she saw an opportunity for an unusual picture. "It was a photo contest in the derby. So, crazy me, hindsight now and looking back, I probably made a big mistake," Bisceglia said. Bisceglia put the octopus on her face and posed. At first, it grabbed with her with its suckers, and then did something she didn't expect. It bit her on the face. "It had barreled its beak into my chin and then let go a little bit and did it again," said Bisceglia. "It was a really intense pain when it went inside and it just bled, dripping blood for a long time." Bisceglia said the octopus was a smaller juvenile version of a giant Pacific octopus, although a spokeswoman at the Point Defiance Aquarium says it could have been a Pacific red octopus. Both have a powerful beak used to break and eat crabs, clams and mussels. And their bite contains a poisonous venom to immobilize their prey. Bisceglia says that venom left her in incredible pain. But as owner of South Sound Salmon Sisters, she kept fishing for two more days before she finally went to the emergency room. "And I'm still in pain," said Bisceglia. "I'm on three different antibiotics. This can come and go, the swelling, for months they say." She says the whole painful experience taught her a valuable lesson about handling a live octopus. "This was not a good idea," said Bisceglia. "I will never do it again." http://www...with-octopus-on-face/973616564 i hope asian girls are taking proper precautions
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Aug 08 13:40:06 2019 It's just a matter of finding the octopuses and squid that don't bite? ;p .. "are the people on the ramp in back in line for something? they don't seem eager to panic" Those are the "Red Stairs of Times Square", a.k.a. the "TKTS" bleacher seats (stairs on top of the TKTS box office). They were in "The Amazing Spider-Man 2" (2014) Times Square scene ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOIr2NaoueI ). It's just a seating area, so peeps just watch chaos from above — not caring about the apocalypse must be part of the package ;D .. "Chicago life" So many questions! For starters: People still do drive-by shootings? Why would someone add to the problem by shooting at a moving vehicle from the side (where missed shots would *also* go into homes)? Did someone actually get hit by the drive-by SUV (as claimed by the recording person)? Isn't it weird that they just did a drive-by, but the driver still did a semi-stop for a stop sign? lulz .. "Full House of Mustaches" Deepfakes are a strange thing :D .. "https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Whitney_Wisconsin ED always delivers" D: ..Her Tweets are pretty wacky. Pretty much always all caps? I want to believe it's satire, but I'll skip any analysis and would prefer to forget that this person exists ;p
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Aug 08 13:40:13 2019 Found footage of a man eaten alive by kittens: http://imgur.com/gallery/XYIzxEe
swordtail rank	Thu Aug 08 16:43:27 2019 Drunk cop tries to pass a sobriety field test http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9765TUiJKls
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Aug 08 22:37:27 2019 "Cat decides to be part of the interview." http://imgur.com/gallery/rr3DCQ7
tumbleweed rank	Fri Aug 09 06:05:54 2019 i tried googling 'Chicago drive by' for more info, but that's not helpful... but did answer the question "People still do drive-by shootings?", it's a yes it also yielded this comical story from a couple weeks ago: Driver Killed by Own Passenger in Drive-by Shooting Gone Wrong A Chicago man is believed to have accidentally shot the driver of the car he was traveling in dead, in what police are calling a drive-by shooting gone wrong. Jake Lee was in the front passenger seat of a vehicle being driven by Matthew Gibson around Park Manor in the city's South Side on Sunday morning when it pulled up alongside a White SUV in West 71st Street, Fox 32 reported. Lee then used a .40 caliber handgun to fire at the SUV, but instead accidentally shot Gibson in the head. A 22-year-old man was also injured in the shooting, according to Cook County prosecutors. ----- oops
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Aug 09 08:47:50 2019 lulz... "This town deserves a better class of criminal" .. fatty trash panda wants *all* the calories: http://imgur.com/gallery/mDQnjcK
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Aug 09 08:56:38 2019 "Casket To Be Closed Except For Mourners Who Want Peek At Something Really Crazy" [Onion News in Brief] http://loc...ers-who-want-peek-a-1836994270 "“Everyone grieves in their own way, and for some, that is through quiet reflection, while for others, it’s through getting completely grossed out by a glimpse of some sick and twisted shit.” Several attendees of Meyer’s funeral said they were devastated but stoked to get a quick glance of something rated at least R, if not full-on NC-17."
tumbleweed rank	Fri Aug 09 19:03:47 2019 ^really good one :p ------- the craziness of Florida meets the craziness of Walmart (...that probably over hypes it, lower your expectations) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=XdJd_1565306516
tumbleweed rank	Fri Aug 09 22:33:51 2019 " CAUTION FALLING BEAR! A Humboldt County Sherriff’s patrol vehicle was struck by a falling bear while traveling north on Highway 96 last week. The vehicle caught fire after striking an embankment and the deputy escaped the vehicle without serious injury. Don’t worry, the bear also fled the scene. " http://www.facebook.com/CaltransD1/posts/2881285758579349
tumbleweed rank	Sat Aug 10 01:40:10 2019 leopard tackling people http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ai0HI_1565288839
tumbleweed rank	Sat Aug 10 08:10:59 2019 colorful witness http://twitter.com/AndySwan/status/1159979742394834944 (not a fake insert, i confirmed it :p)
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Aug 10 08:42:44 2019 lol... but for sure that's getting inserted into other news stories for good measure :D T
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Aug 10 08:43:16 2019 Oops, pressed tab somehow ;p Was going to say.. Too bad there's no video of the falling bear :D
swordtail rank	Sat Aug 10 17:48:34 2019 Gillian Anderson as dildos a thread http://twitter.com/loriperrynicks/status/1159869684566626304
tumbleweed rank	Sat Aug 10 18:40:13 2019 a few weak choices in there like the purple one above her Bowie look ----- that witness reminded me of the Idiocracy scene (Frito cheering his own car getting destroyed) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwR1-aRTyyM
tumbleweed rank	Sat Aug 10 21:24:31 2019 annoying guy getting tased... most of the video not that interesting, but helps make ending more satisfying http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sm6hi_1565377726
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Aug 11 02:01:24 2019 lol@"Stop, please!" [in whiny tone before he finds his voice again]. I wonder if he really believes his bullshit about not being a citizen but also actually being a citizen, and being a man and a person but not a person who is willing to provide I.D., and being an American born in Idaho but not a citizen born in the United States.. lol..... good comment from the taser-wielder about how this guy's mom could hold his phone for him ;D (though, maybe his mom was *literally* waiting nearby?) Comments say that was from 2012. That sounds about right for when all that "Am I being detained?" stuff was popular. .. lol@Idiocracy That movie is so re-watchable :D I think I watched it again just a few months ago.. .. nursing kitty: http://imgur.com/gallery/lhH6QSl
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Aug 11 02:02:52 2019 nice crash!: http://imgur.com/gallery/iKikwzZ
tumbleweed rank	Sun Aug 11 06:11:40 2019 good disintegration, good launch, & appeared to be good aerial rotation
tumbleweed rank	Sun Aug 11 08:52:08 2019 Australian attacking vehicles w/ some success http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sxHy6_1565455545 most concerning behavior is he seems barefoot
tumbleweed rank	Sun Aug 11 21:50:39 2019 poor quality video of a woman regretting handing her baby over to a crazy guy in a robe http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=auR6l_1565534644
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 12 03:06:39 2019 I'm surprised that she stopped him. I thought these sorts of orthodox baptisms were generally violent like that. .. "good disintegration, good launch, & appeared to be good aerial rotation" Totes! The spin was comical enough that I don't worry about his health, though it was likely affected negatively ;D .. "Australian attacking vehicles w/ some success" Maybe a stunt man? He seemed confident jumping into a windshield. .. Turkey rafters are apparently quite responsive: http://imgur.com/gallery/AgO59RW
tumbleweed rank	Mon Aug 12 04:22:38 2019 'A group of turkeys is called a rafter' my word learned for the day... probably won't stick :p ----------- new hazards added to chinese escalators: http://twitter.com/joshuawongcf/status/1160570201181544448 for advanced players only
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 12 07:27:17 2019 They weren't all eaten by the escalator? D: What kind of an escalator video *is* this?? D: D: .. "my word learned for the day... probably won't stick :p" I had to look it up before commenting :D .. not sure that I'll ever need to use the information again.. I'll have to bring it up unnecessarily on Thanksgiving. .. Out for a jog on the pier: http://imgur.com/gallery/vkmoH4y
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 12 07:28:52 2019 Vanity blogger gets a little too close to a restrained Hannibal: http://imgur.com/gallery/Tv11H7J
McKobb rank	Mon Aug 12 08:01:32 2019 Bloody pier tease!
swordtail rank	Mon Aug 12 21:33:39 2019 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EByAp6mWsAAOGsq.jpg:large
tumbleweed rank	Tue Aug 13 07:59:14 2019 some deranged psycho: http://twitter.com/CNN/status/1161129270405718017
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Aug 13 08:48:58 2019 He reminds me of the "Terrifier". I bet he just finished bludgeoning a bunch of people or was heading to a bludgeoning. Sicko. ;p .. I've definitely posted this before, but I really love this video :D "The OFFICIAL Mr. Bubz video" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQNL83fhWJU
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Aug 13 08:52:50 2019 old timer plays piani (as opposed to piano, to steal a Simpson's joke) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avlOGya53IU
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Aug 13 08:56:21 2019 I realize now that I didn't celebrate graduation properly: http://imgur.com/gallery/rsV12i6
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Aug 13 08:58:26 2019 Man stops eating and learns to love the soccer ball: http://imgur.com/gallery/0jA7uqq
tumbleweed rank	Tue Aug 13 20:57:03 2019 ^perfect shot! i wonder if that piano man is also a Rainman... his walk off at the end was weird... or maybe he was seething w/ anger & went off to retrieve a weapon to dispatch the interloper
tumbleweed rank	Tue Aug 13 22:40:31 2019 "Man with crutches gets tired" http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kev8e_1565682611 nice titling! (other than not sounding interesting)
tumbleweed rank	Tue Aug 13 22:54:00 2019 ...also white hat guy is clearly a criminal, fleeing before authorities arrive (or perhaps rushing to film more exciting action downstream)
tumbleweed rank	Wed Aug 14 21:38:57 2019 DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Police say they’ve arrested a Florida man who’s accused of threatening his neighbors with nunchucks and bug spray before cutting his own head when he accidently hit himself with the weapon. Daytona Beach police spokesman Messod Bendayan says 61-year-old Larry Adams complained about his neighbor’s loud music coming from a car in the parking lot of their Daytona apartment complex. Police say Adams sprayed four of his neighbors with roach spray and swung his nunchucks in a threatening manner and hit himself. Adams is charged with aggravated assault and battery with a deadly weapon. Volusia County jail records don’t list a lawyer for Adams. Neighbor Cici Sylvester tells WOFL she was surprised Adams used a bug spray since she was not a roach.
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Aug 14 22:08:57 2019 "nice titling! (other than not sounding interesting)" lulz. That tricked me for sure :D I was like, "He's already sitting. Is he going to get up and pass out? ... Oh D: ... *tired* D:" :D "(or perhaps rushing to film more exciting action downstream)" He did look like he was watching down the road. It's weird if the car with missing wheels would still be used after that, but maybe he tried to keep going. Crutches guy must have been in really bad shape based on everyone's shock... Can't find any news sources on it, but there's interference from other tire incidents of the last few months :p .. "or maybe he was seething w/ anger & went off to retrieve a weapon to dispatch the interloper" Could be! "Interloper" seems to fit — the old guy was just re-living his Old West days until third hand came in and tried to throw in some extra notes for publicity ;p .. This chicken-racing thing could work on prime time if they could build a longer track (remove the option of going the wrong way): http://imgur.com/gallery/jgASRMN
tumbleweed rank	Thu Aug 15 04:34:11 2019 the green chicken appears to either be the smartest or the dumbest by running in front of the car near the end (smart if she realized it was a race... which I doubt) I see what you mean about tire news :p. Any articles may also be only non-English (I'll guess it was somewhere in South America)
tumbleweed rank	Thu Aug 15 06:54:58 2019 When Sergeant Kyle Smith of the Washington State Patrol last night spotted a car on the shoulder of a road near the Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, he assumed the vehicle was somehow disabled. But when Smith approached the auto, he discovered that the male driver had pulled over while playing Pokémon Go simultaneously on eight separate phones. As seen in the above photo snapped by Smith, the driver had the phones secured inside a makeshift foam carrier rig. The driver, cops say, agreed to put the phones in the car’s rear seat before resuming his commute. The motorist, who was not identified by police, was not cited for distracted driving or any vehicular violations. the photo of his setup http://the.../files/assets/pokemonrig19.jpg given the phone diversity, maybe he's been hired by weird people to play for them? the cop is a fool if he thinks those phones didn't go right back up front :p
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Aug 15 09:53:41 2019 Hmm, I saw a "Pokémon Go" setup like that except to the nth degree recently, but it was kind of sad so I didn't post it. But now that the subject has been brought up... ;D This article seems to be the freshest (March, 2019): "Remember The Taiwanese Pokémon Go Grandpa On His Bicycle? ASUS Just Gave Him 21 Phones To Up His Game" http://gee...-him-21-phones-to-up-his-game/ TLDR: He started with a few on his bike, then added to 8, 9, 11, then went to a waist-mounted (walking) setup, then went back to the bike but with 21 phones.
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Aug 15 10:48:10 2019 Looks like some more chaos on the way in Hong Kong: http://imgur.com/gallery/jGWKQah
tumbleweed rank	Thu Aug 15 18:13:17 2019 hmm, well maybe 8 phones guy is just stealing phones to be able to play on more hopefully China will mercilessly crush the protesters so we can watch Trump explain how it was actually humane (my priorities are slightly out of whack in this time of madness)
tumbleweed rank	Thu Aug 15 19:20:49 2019 "This gentleman was apprehended today while committing a burglary of a vending machine at Pine Ridge High School." http://www...95135920525595/?type=3&theater (left of the "Welch's [whatevers]")
swordtail rank	Thu Aug 15 20:16:46 2019 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECBwveZWwAAchkV.jpg:large
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Aug 15 20:27:49 2019 Lulz... if those shipping container raccoons taught us anything, it’s that this raccoon would have been fine for a while, though it would have finished its tour with Type II Diabetes ;p .. Yeah, although Trump had the popular idea of disliking China during his campaign, I’m sure he’d sell out once he was offered one of those sweet sweet presidential bribes. He must be racking them up at this point. He’ll have all sorts of new properties once he finishes his 8 years ;) .. Kitty determined to be comfortable on any door: http://imgur.com/gallery/mINAmnD (Further attempts to follow, I’d guess)
tumbleweed rank	Thu Aug 15 20:34:45 2019 in swordtail photo: i saw both Tatooine and Jabba... hopefully bonus pts there's also some (not terribly exciting) video of raccoon rescue here: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9Meyj_1565829699
tumbleweed rank	Thu Aug 15 21:24:01 2019 Officials say a Florida woman who pulled a small alligator from her yoga pants during a traffic stop and illegally possessed numerous other wild animals has been sentenced to probation after pleading guilty to four charges.
McKobb rank	Thu Aug 15 21:32:10 2019 Elmyra is quite a gal
tumbleweed rank	Fri Aug 16 00:45:58 2019 "This will trigger a phobia of deep water you didn’t know you had" http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sbe1F_1565880122 not inaccurate title :p... neat looking though (...resembles the Subnautica isle w/ the observatories >.>)
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Aug 16 06:13:31 2019 I know it's a lake, but yeah, open water still makes me nervous :D .. when I train for event swims I still get freaked out if I see little fish swimming by. It just seems like such an unprotected position ;p .. That's it!! Tatooine *is* Jabba, Jabba *is* Tatooine! Tatooine is a Hutt!! Oh. My. GOD[s]! Tatooine is a HUTT!?!? D: D: D: .. "there's also some (not terribly exciting) video of raccoon rescue here" Yeah.. raccoon should have made a speech or something. The extra pic at the end was nice at least :) .. Someone who is clearly living to their maximum potential: (person making trash pandas follow commands) http://imgur.com/gallery/AR6R71k
tumbleweed rank	Fri Aug 16 20:47:03 2019 ^not sure i've seen a blonde one before... i think i'd prefer classic for my eventual sidekick ------ WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A New York couple’s luxurious Florida vacation home has been taken over by dozens of black vultures that are vomiting and defecating everywhere. The Palm Beach Post reports the Casimano family can’t even visit the $702,000 home they purchased earlier this year in the Ibis Golf and Country Club. Siobhan Casimano describes the smell as “like a thousand rotting corpses,” and says vultures have destroyed their screened enclosures, overtaken the pool and dented their cars with their beaks. Neighbor Cheryl Katz has also complained about the issue. She says another neighbor excessively feeds vultures, causing them to keep returning. Neighborhood president Gordon Holness says the association is somewhat limited in what they can do because the vultures are migratory birds protected by federal law.
tumbleweed rank	Sat Aug 17 01:03:01 2019 Police near Chicago say six teenagers were trying to break into a house when the elderly homeowner told them to leave and fired a gun after they refused. The youngest of the group, 14, was shot and killed. Now the other five, including four under 18, have been charged with first-degree murder as adults, the Lake County Sheriff's Office said in a statement on Facebook. "Illinois law has long held felons accountable for any foreseeable deaths that occur during the commission or attempted commission of a 'forcible felony.' This includes the death of innocent bystanders in addition to the deaths of co-felons," State Attorney Michael G. Nerheim said in his statement. [Nelson 'ha ha']: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eOifa1WrOnQ/maxresdefault.jpg
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Aug 18 01:20:56 2019 Nice :D Much better than those cases where a criminal sues the person that they robbed. From the CNN article: "The resident saw the headlights of the stolen Lexus they were driving in the area of his driveway" ( http://www...der-charge-burglary/index.html ). "Stolen Lexus" — fantastic. Either they're smart and were driving a stolen car so that they couldn't have the burglary traced back to them if seen, and/or it was just more info on their defective characters. The article mentions that "most" of those arrested have criminal histories, so it sounds like things will turn out well. .. "Neighborhood president Gordon Holness says the association is somewhat limited in what they can do because the vultures are migratory birds protected by federal law." If they can't stop that one neighbor from feeding them, it's time to kill them (discretely); it's only wrong if you get caught ;p
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Aug 18 01:23:53 2019 Florida Cat goes on diet: http://imgur.com/gallery/a3c3unV ..can kind of hear the hiss at the end
tumbleweed rank	Sun Aug 18 01:50:08 2019 "time to kill them" the vultures, right? >.>
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Aug 18 02:24:51 2019 lol, umm.. yeah, the vultures, totes, totes. That's what I meant. Totes ;D .. Nice edit of ducks and dog (sound is nice): http://imgur.com/gallery/lq6rBbg
tumbleweed rank	Sun Aug 18 05:19:08 2019 ^i don't think i've ever seen a bad drawn-line-arms-on-animals thing i'm not sure entirely sure what TikToks are but this is the best one this person has ever seen... (ends a bit abruptly) http://twitter.com/_glittergoth/status/1162483611838373889
tumbleweed rank	Sun Aug 18 08:25:35 2019 A jury found a grocery clerk guilty of killing a 17-year-old boy who left the store with a beer he didn't pay for in Memphis, Tennessee, in a case that had sparked protests, authorities said. Anwar Ghazali was convicted of second-degree murder after a four-day trial, Shelby County District Attorney General Amy Weirich said Friday. The shooting happened in March 2018, after Dorian Harris walked out of the Top Stop Shop with a beer without paying, Weirich said. Security video of the incident played in court shows that Ghazali, while behind the counter dealing with another customer, pulled out a handgun and pointed it at Harris. He then ran outside to follow the teen and fired several times. Afterward, he returned to the store and told a witness, "I think I shot him." He did not call the police, and neither did any other customer inside the store. Harris was shot at least three times and was left to bleed out. His body was found two days later in a yard near the store with gunshots in the back of his thigh. Ghazali's defense attorney, Blake Ballin, told CNN in an email that Ghazali maintains he acted recklessly that night but his intention was never to harm Harris. http://www...ling-teen-beer-trnd/index.html ----------- aiming & firing but w/ no intent to harm... a tough sell
tumbleweed rank	Sun Aug 18 20:16:04 2019 elevator (actual) pranking http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aus5E_1566091261 ...the reactions aren't as great as they could be
tumbleweed rank	Sun Aug 18 22:49:52 2019 a duck! http://twitter.com/gnuman1979/status/1162913268954009602 who apparently knows the dog only wants to kill for sport & not for sustenance
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 19 02:58:49 2019 Nicely done, Ms. Duck! :D .. "elevator (actual) pranking" Bummer :/ .. pranks don't seem to be funny unless they're inflicting violence or trauma on the victims ;D .. "aiming & firing but w/ no intent to harm... a tough sell" Yeah... D: ... that's another firearms safety rule: "Never point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot" .. "i'm not sure entirely sure what TikToks are but this is the best one this person has ever seen... (ends a bit abruptly)" lulz@vid :D TikTok is just a content-brander (i.e., they make nothing but put their brand on other peoples' stuff). Never use them! (For real, though.) They're basically a Chinese data-mining platform. There's one story in particular of some kind of Internet-celeb uploading a video with TikTok (not even sharing the video for the public), then TikTok took his likeness and used it for their advertisements ( http://cul...g-people-stealing-information/ ). They're in a list of things that I'll enjoy if posted on Imgur, but I always down-vote those to do my part in reducing their exposure ;p
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 19 02:58:51 2019 Crossing a bridge over rushing waters: http://imgur.com/gallery/oogErMC It's pretty neat, but more funny for me is how Imgur comments outed all of the shut-ins who will never do anything cool with their lives — all afraid and minimizing it as "stupid". Like, come on, losers! Get out there and put your mortality in your hands for once in your anxiety med-riddled lives! ;D
tumbleweed rank	Mon Aug 19 06:35:01 2019 i'd like to see if i could make it (like even in the water)... if you fail, you're not gonna know ------- "Never use them! (For real, though.)" but i can't stop watching that cat video! it has probably spawned thousands of new users
tumbleweed rank	Tue Aug 20 01:36:49 2019 roundabout rumble http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=UNGS_1566159036 looks like skins may have taken control of the intersection
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Aug 20 10:15:09 2019 So cool. Skins seem to be the winners, totes. That video has some replay value :D Someone in the comments pointed out that there's a good suplex at :48 I hope they were fighting about something cool, like, whose drinking club is the most violent or something. .. "but i can't stop watching that cat video! it has probably spawned thousands of new users" I think it's fine watching via 3rd parties like Twitter or Imgur, just don't visit their website directly :D .. Someone made a great collection of raccoon gifs: http://imgur.com/gallery/EuypUSc Some should be familiar, but there were a lot of new ones. The bathing raccoon in a sink is an easy winner ;D
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Aug 20 10:17:55 2019 Comical re-dub of original Ninja Turtles movie scene: http://imgur.com/gallery/kheqOOJ
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Aug 20 20:22:03 2019 From 2016.. but, Dick Van Dyke (best known for being #26 on 2019's Death List) singing "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" with his peeps in a Denny's or something: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JWKXI8nEOQ
tumbleweed rank	Tue Aug 20 20:56:49 2019 in brawl, there's some sort of half-giant skins guy in the background (essentially first to engage)... would be nice to see how he did (probably not as exciting as i would hope though :p) people seem to over-feed their raccoons :p not sure i've seen them in shirts before
tumbleweed rank	Tue Aug 20 21:16:26 2019 bull lassos man (i don't think anything notable after 15 secs) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CTnnu_1566281334
tumbleweed rank	Wed Aug 21 05:54:06 2019 kid getting arrested for making school shooting threat on a video game... mother not happy, loses it at ~2:20 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW98ba80GXM you can tell by the diameter of his shins & his socks that he's a dork :p (not that there's anything wrong w/ that) "My dad always said you could tell a lot about a man by the rigidity of his shins"
tumbleweed rank	Wed Aug 21 05:59:21 2019 ^(you have to crank the volume... remember to de-crank)
tumbleweed rank	Wed Aug 21 22:50:14 2019 monkey learns valuable info http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=v0lg_1566400863 china does things poorly
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Aug 22 12:29:48 2019 That monkey video looks super fake to me... I'm kind of surprised that none of the LL comments thought so too. It fits the bill for a CGI project: very short run time, limited view, no complicated pieces, sort of jerky/unnatural motions by the monkey... I also can't find any actual source on a real life incident, just reposts of the same apocryphal source (Why would anyone stop filming at that point? And no additional video or photo anywhere else?). It could just be early in the story's life, but I'll call, "Fake!" and check back in a week if I remember ;D .. "kid getting arrested for making school shooting threat on a video game..." That seems staged.. not "staged" in the "totally fake" way, but "staged" like the officers were trying to make a PSA or "Scared Straight!" video by baiting them into interacting with the consequences (and with platforming officers) rather than simply making a procedural arrest (i.e., stating the charges, cuffing, and heading out). The main officer seems like a bit of an idiot; he's doing the generic cop voice and mannerisms, but he can't quite pull a thought together without tumbling through grammar and unplanned sentences. This was a gem: "You need a roof over your head, food and water. He doesn't need the games. You should take those away because these adults that are influencing may have done that in the past, but guess what, they're not in trouble today. He is because he made those statements. We can't put on what they've said in the past to give him justification why he said what he said. He made the charge, he's going to face the consequences." .. Like, I know what he means, but wow, those sentences were awful and barely sequiturs ;D "Good job" by the kid admitting to his screen name :| .. that's Internet 101 — do not connect your RL name to your screen name, at least not when the law is involved. Even with them pulling a quotation of him saying his real name online ("I, [censored in case employers Google him later in life], vow to bring my father's M15 to school and kill seven people."), he still could have denied that that was his screen name making that statement. They got an easy confession out of him, which reinforced the simple lawyer advice to never tell the police anything. They may have simply tracked him down by his stated name and not had any actual IT work to back it up, so he just gave them free evidence. I also don't get the YouTube comments calling this woman a bad mother. She breaks down right after she finds out that her preteen son is going to be charged with a felony, so her arguments make sense: she's trying to vouch for him to prevent an arrest. Sure, there's the "Everyone says it's couldn't be *their* son" debate, but that's usually after-the-*fact* (comically late), not before-the-*hypothetical* as this is. She was simply trying to get the police to see what a harmless dork and mother's boy this kid is ;D so that he can actually get a decent job instead of dealing with the felony restrictions that he'll now face [at least while he waits for his records to be sealed]. Felony arrest is a career-ender, so it seems cold to fault her pleas. .. happy doggo: http://imgur.com/gallery/8Jonq0s
hood rank	Thu Aug 22 15:18:36 2019 One point of note: the kid used a fake name when he made the "bring my dad's gun" statement.
tumbleweed rank	Thu Aug 22 18:00:29 2019 i say real monkey, those look like monkey motions to me #teamReal yeah, i don't fault the mother... other than not doing something about those shins... i don't know if there's a photo of Adam Lanza's shins, but i bet similar
tumbleweed rank	Thu Aug 22 21:36:41 2019 another chinese elevator http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=yreM_1566417603 we will never know if her stew? made it...
Pillz rank	Fri Aug 23 02:38:12 2019 So we get to blame china for the inevitable simian wars?
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Aug 23 03:50:36 2019 They have zero morality when it comes to breaking ethical standards surrounding gene-editing and human testing, so yeah, the new “Apes” movies should have been in China, not San Fran :D .. “note: the kid used a fake name when he made the "bring my dad's gun" statement.” Oh, so maybe there was an IT trail. They still need to connect his physical body with the IP, though, so he still gave them a freebee ;p .. Impressive trail of destruction left by boy driving parent’s car: http://imgur.com/gallery/4iiva8o ... there must have been anger involved because he had to have reversed and reengaged at least once to keep going. If it was purely accidental, he probably would have stopped with the first of the four crashes :D
hood rank	Fri Aug 23 04:22:50 2019 I think he used his actual school, which is a large error.
tumbleweed rank	Fri Aug 23 05:17:59 2019 the twisted gate bars don't make any sense i would claim a monkey broke in and stole the car
tumbleweed rank	Fri Aug 23 05:25:09 2019 i suppose if there's no monkey the gate may have been somewhat or fully open and the edge of the car snagged it... but i'd still like to think there was a monkey
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Aug 23 11:31:41 2019 A monkey would make much more sense than someone crashing that many times accidentally :D .. "I think he used his actual school, which is a large error." Even more long-socks gamer self-p0wnage ;p #LearnToStayAnonymousWhileMakingDeathThreatsInPubs .. Kitty cat experiencing some prosopagnosia: http://imgur.com/gallery/sNEWOJX
tumbleweed rank	Sat Aug 24 00:00:17 2019 hopefully she will stop putting on that stuff for her cat's mental well-being
tumbleweed rank	Sat Aug 24 00:51:56 2019 trouble at a presidential eatery http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CtoyH_1566526160 i wish it started a few moments sooner
tumbleweed rank	Sat Aug 24 02:03:31 2019 seems like Jeff Goldblum will be doing a Bourdain-y show (but less-food-focused): http://twitter.com/NatGeo/status/1165045599927848961 unfortunately it seems like on yet another monthly pay channel, not sure i like this trend
tumbleweed rank	Sat Aug 24 19:33:27 2019 extreme dick http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9Xdbs_1566632621 may he soon be shot dead at some social gathering that small kid's probably scarred for life
tumbleweed rank	Sat Aug 24 23:39:05 2019 i don't know if this is a serious recipe or not... http://twitter.com/yashar/status/1165370248377393152
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 26 05:20:55 2019 lol... I love how they zoomed through an entire day (or two?) worth of cooking. This must be the upper limit on these montage cooking videos :D .. "i wish it started a few moments sooner" Yeah, I even missed who was the initiator the first play through just because I was still full-screening as it started. Looks like the employee threw something at the start.. though I'm not having any luck finding info from before that; and even being logged into LL with adblocker disabled, the comments wouldn't load. I did go down a rabbit hole with the ebaumsworld posting of the same video. Someone made the claim that there are just as many videos of white people doing the same at fast food restaurants, but when pressed they only found one — the other videos they posted were just weirdos doing weird stuff, like a homeless man bringing a dead raccoon into an SF McDonald's (no big fighting). Anyways, it led to this video: "Officer Pulls Gun on Student Picking Up Trash Outside of Dorm Building" [happened May, 2019 outside of a Naropa University dorm — Naropa is a weird (hippie) private college in Boulder, CO] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9SZlypyK-4 The title may be dishonest. Not sure from the video if the officer actually *pulled* a firearm; the footage indicates that he had his hand on his weapon but didn't draw, and it may only have been his taser that he was prepping. But the officer is laughably retarded and clearly in the wrong for not being able to read the situation (like, just listen to have affluent the suspect's voice is, lol). The only thing I'd fault the suspect on was that he didn't seem to know that people typically carry IDs that have their home addresses on them: [Officer]: "I'm just asking you if you have something with your address on it, then that would help me." [Atkinson]: "Oh my gosh. No I don't; how am I supposed to have something with my address on it?" [Officer]: "Well, a lot of people have a driver's license" [Atkinson]:"They just carry something with their address on it?" [Officer]: "Yeah; an ID." [Atkinson]: "This is ridiculous, bro." I think it's a terrible idea to not listen to officer commands, but because it worked out in this case and resulted in some hilarious back-and-forths, I give it a pass :D .. "seems like Jeff Goldblum will be doing a Bourdain-y show (but less-food-focused): [...] unfortunately it seems like on yet another monthly pay channel, not sure i like this trend" Seems pretty wacky :D .. but yeah, being on Disney+ is a "No thanks" for me — they probably wouldn't air his Bourdain-esque suicide on live TV :/ .. "extreme dick" Lulz... Before he started walking up I was already thinking, "Stop blocking the aisle, you fucks," but a push was extreme :D .. plus, with no groceries and a slow pace, it's not looking like he had any reason to be in a hurry about someone blocking the aisle...
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 26 05:21:46 2019 This is why the movie "Crawl" (2019) needed to add some toxic waste or mutant backstory to be believable: (Golf player doesn't mind alligator) http://imgur.com/gallery/XYtEBcf
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 26 05:34:54 2019 Monkeys getting food: http://imgur.com/gallery/1KePmwc
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 26 05:36:25 2019 Nice musical choice for this cat video: http://imgur.com/gallery/BLCQ7En
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Aug 26 05:38:31 2019 playing with kitty: http://www.instagram.com/p/B1ltgSEA4Rm/?igshid=9mgjyqdi0ufh
tumbleweed rank	Mon Aug 26 07:37:25 2019 i was sure that cop / trash guy video had to be fake... but i guess real unless a very elaborate prank :p (articles say cop has resigned) perhaps he'd never seen a grabber before... or he was assaulted by one as a child...
tumbleweed rank	Mon Aug 26 20:19:36 2019 someone let the cat out: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uQvG3_1566825662
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