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Cherub Cow
Mon Oct 04 06:31:07
✰☭ Thread 1:
Cherub Cow
Mon Oct 04 06:32:02
*We* have returned, comrades!

Bolshevik Cat
DystopiaCats Tumblr Post (2021-10-04):

Russian Caption:
«Товарищ профессор Иванович воображает себя хорошим марксистом.
Славные большевики отрывают петли от дверей,
Он найдет в Сибири любовь к Родине :
Пятнадцать славных лет исправительных работ.»

English Caption:
“Comrade Professor Ivanovich fancies he is a good Marxist,
Illustrious Bolsheviks release hinges from door,
He will find love of Motherland in Siberia:
A glorious fifteen years of corrective labor.”
Cherub Cow
Mon Oct 11 23:09:15
Tea Cat (2021-10-11):

Russian Caption:
«Участник вечеринки может попробовать чай из пустой чашки.
Пейте, товарищ, и определите правильно аромат.»

English Caption:
"A party member can taste tea from an empty cup.
Drink, comrade, and identify correctly the flavor."
Tue Oct 12 06:03:46
the glorious come back from the dystopia cats
Cherub Cow
Tue Oct 19 01:25:06
Party-Line Cat (2021-10-19):

Russian Caption:
«Не отклоняйтесь от сценария вечеринки, товарищ.
Наши средства к существованию - собственность государства.»

English Caption:
"Do not deviate from the party script, comrade.
Our livelihood is property of the state."
Cherub Cow
Mon Oct 25 08:15:56
Anastasia Cat (2021-10-25)

Russian Caption:
«Большевистский прогресс потребовал от 17-летней Анастасии,
Быть расстрелянным и заколотым в подвале,
Осквернен, обезображен серной кислотой и брошен в шахту.
Великолепный! Наши новые демократические принципы»

English Caption:
Bolshevik progress demanded that 17-year-old Anastasia
Be shot and bayonetted to death in basement,
Defiled, disfigured with sulfuric acid, and discarded in a mine shaft.
Magnificent! Our new democratic principles!

Reported in July 1918, following the Romanov executions:
"Execution of Nicholas, the Bloody Crowned Murderer – Shot without Bourgeois Formalities but in Accordance with our new democratic principles."
Cherub Cow
Sat Dec 11 06:53:03
The upcoming Dystopia Cat will be my apocalyptic rendition of this cat:
Cherub Cow
Mon Apr 18 05:16:18
Still working on the above.
Getting back into it with an easier one:

Shanghai Lockdown Cat (2022-04-18):

Russian Caption:
«Контролируйте стремление своей души к свободе.»

English Caption:
"Control your soul's desire for freedom"
Cherub Cow
Mon May 23 07:43:05
Stalin Cat (2022-05-23):

Russian Caption:
«Наше слово: «демократия»,
Наше намерение: охлократия —
диктатура пролетариата.
Пролетариат поверит, что они захватили власть,
Но их убеждения будут отражать наш диктат.
— Наша марксистская диалектика»

English Caption:
Our word: “democracy”,
Our intent: ochlocracy —
a dictatorship of the proletariat.
The proletariat will believe that they have seized power,
But their beliefs will reflect our dictates.

Still working on the Beast Cat. I spend a little bit of time every day, but it's turned into a whole project. I decided to draw the fur manually, which ate a lot of time; but I should be done with that and moving onto the video-editing work afterwards.
Cherub Cow
Mon May 30 10:02:24
Soprano's Cat (2022-05-30)

Russian Caption:
«Давайте сделаем это до того,
как кошачья мята выветрится.»

English Translation:
"Let’s do it before the catnip wears off."

(A reference to this scene from The Soprano's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGnfgTqlzo )
Cherub Cow
Sat Jun 03 08:31:12
Resentment Cat

Russian Caption:
«Партия заявила, что помажет наиболее угнетенных.
Но партия дала власть людям с обидой.
Люди с обидой угнетали нас без конца.»

English Translation:
"The Party ordained that it would anoint the most oppressed.
But always it elevated the most resentful.
It was the resentful who oppressed us without limits."
Sat Jun 03 10:16:15
Holy crap, this is still a thing?
Cherub Cow
Sat Jun 03 21:49:27
Abandoned for a year, but yeah, lol :D

I'm sitting on about six memes that I made but abandoned, so I'll be back to weekly drops at least until those disappear.
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