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Cherub Cow
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Mon Oct 04 06:31:07
✰☭ Thread 1:
http://uto...hread=67678&time=1606147028615
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Oct 04 06:32:02
*We* have returned, comrades!

...
Bolshevik Cat
DystopiaCats Tumblr Post (2021-10-04):
http://dystopiacats.tumblr.com/post/664112325677236224

Russian Caption:
«Товарищ профессор Иванович воображает себя хорошим марксистом.
Славные большевики отрывают петли от дверей,
Он найдет в Сибири любовь к Родине :
Пятнадцать славных лет исправительных работ.»

English Caption:
“Comrade Professor Ivanovich fancies he is a good Marxist,
Illustrious Bolsheviks release hinges from door,
He will find love of Motherland in Siberia:
A glorious fifteen years of corrective labor.”
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Oct 11 23:09:15
Tea Cat (2021-10-11):
http://dystopiacats.tumblr.com/post/664809362864357376

Russian Caption:
«Участник вечеринки может попробовать чай из пустой чашки.
Пейте, товарищ, и определите правильно аромат.»

English Caption:
"A party member can taste tea from an empty cup.
Drink, comrade, and identify correctly the flavor."
Repel
Member
Tue Oct 12 06:03:46
the glorious come back from the dystopia cats
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 19 01:25:06
Party-Line Cat (2021-10-19):
http://dystopiacats.tumblr.com/post/665451977271033856

Russian Caption:
«Не отклоняйтесь от сценария вечеринки, товарищ.
Наши средства к существованию - собственность государства.»

English Caption:
"Do not deviate from the party script, comrade.
Our livelihood is property of the state."
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Oct 25 08:15:56
Anastasia Cat (2021-10-25)
http://dystopiacats.tumblr.com/post/666021392907730944

Russian Caption:
«Большевистский прогресс потребовал от 17-летней Анастасии,
Быть расстрелянным и заколотым в подвале,
Осквернен, обезображен серной кислотой и брошен в шахту.
Великолепный! Наши новые демократические принципы»

English Caption:
Bolshevik progress demanded that 17-year-old Anastasia
Be shot and bayonetted to death in basement,
Defiled, disfigured with sulfuric acid, and discarded in a mine shaft.
Magnificent! Our new democratic principles!

..
Reported in July 1918, following the Romanov executions:
"Execution of Nicholas, the Bloody Crowned Murderer – Shot without Bourgeois Formalities but in Accordance with our new democratic principles."
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Dec 11 06:53:03
The upcoming Dystopia Cat will be my apocalyptic rendition of this cat:
http://twitter.com/alexbeeeza/status/1468091693195051013
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Apr 18 05:16:18
Still working on the above.
Getting back into it with an easier one:

Shanghai Lockdown Cat (2022-04-18):
http://dystopiacats.tumblr.com/post/681864623247572992

Russian Caption:
«Контролируйте стремление своей души к свободе.»

English Caption:
"Control your soul's desire for freedom"
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 23 07:43:05
Stalin Cat (2022-05-23):
http://dystopiacats.tumblr.com/post/685044591058173952

Russian Caption:
«Наше слово: «демократия»,
Наше намерение: охлократия —
диктатура пролетариата.
Пролетариат поверит, что они захватили власть,
Но их убеждения будут отражать наш диктат.
— Наша марксистская диалектика»

English Caption:
Our word: “democracy”,
Our intent: ochlocracy —
a dictatorship of the proletariat.
The proletariat will believe that they have seized power,
But their beliefs will reflect our dictates.

-=-=-
Still working on the Beast Cat. I spend a little bit of time every day, but it's turned into a whole project. I decided to draw the fur manually, which ate a lot of time; but I should be done with that and moving onto the video-editing work afterwards.
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 30 10:02:24
Soprano's Cat (2022-05-30)
http://dystopiacats.tumblr.com/post/685687582703714304

Russian Caption:
«Давайте сделаем это до того,
как кошачья мята выветрится.»

English Translation:
"Let’s do it before the catnip wears off."


(A reference to this scene from The Soprano's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGnfgTqlzo )
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jun 03 08:31:12
Resentment Cat
http://dystopiacats.tumblr.com/post/719112268038668288

Russian Caption:
«Партия заявила, что помажет наиболее угнетенных.
Но партия дала власть людям с обидой.
Люди с обидой угнетали нас без конца.»

English Translation:
"The Party ordained that it would anoint the most oppressed.
But always it elevated the most resentful.
It was the resentful who oppressed us without limits."
Repel
Member
Sat Jun 03 10:16:15
Holy crap, this is still a thing?
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jun 03 21:49:27
Abandoned for a year, but yeah, lol :D

I'm sitting on about six memes that I made but abandoned, so I'll be back to weekly drops at least until those disappear.
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