Utopia Talk / General Talk / **UGT X** #TheSingularityProject

Cherub Cow rank	Tue Jul 25 07:45:48 2023 • UGT's Twitter threads have now been re-branded as "X" • UGT'S "X" is the hottest social media sensation since "Slow Motion Night Footage of Adult Male Deer Running" (explanation via Onion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4mMY2Kl3GY and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvUcnlTOp7k ) • UGT's "X" is the "everything" app. It can Tweet, longer Tweet, quote-Tweet, cut your lawn, bury bodies below the detection-reach of most gas probes, and even prevent 20% of certain types of bed bugs! • UGT's "X" has been founded by an oligarch who is sort of against the UN/WEF oligarchs but is nevertheless interested in owning the tech singularity and achieving A.I.–human transcendence rather than waging the necessary Butlerian Jihad, so even though UGT X is different it's still not quite possible to trust it. • You can pay to use UGT X to have certain perks such as reach and not being shadow-muted, but since you cannot trust UGT X with your information you are being presented with a false choice and will be destroyed by UGT X no matter what your choices are on the platform. • You can retreat from UGT X to UGT Threads, but UGT Threads is just a left-wing data-mining operation sponsored by the CIA and FBI. So after you see the UGT Threads TOS, we'll see you back on UGT X! • The only rules in UGT X are that you cannot be Alex Jones and you cannot post the Raëlian symbol. Doing so will upset the UGT X oligarch, who will become angry and use his magic. • You can try to contact the UGT X oligarch, but you have to already be popular in the anti-WEF community so you will need to start making memes.
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Jul 25 07:46:24 2023 Neat live feed of a volcano erupting in Iceland! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m82bI1QCRdA It's a slow eruption, so this link should be good for a few days.
Repel rank	Tue Jul 25 09:15:11 2023 I’m concerned you might be Elon after all. Think you should change your name to CCX
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Jul 25 11:40:22 2023 I'm just trying to get my anti-WEF memes going so that UGT X's Musky will re-Tweet me! ;D
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Aug 10 11:44:35 2023 "Tour de France - Drinking Raids - When the riders used to stop at cafes and take what they wanted." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UhT6-GntcY
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Aug 25 11:34:39 2023 top kek political meme featured on "X", the new social network from Elon "Samurai Sword" PonyBoy: "You are the fucking!" [Ramaswamy vs. Haley dub] http://twitter.com/SpicyNoodles2/status/1694724770645049557
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Nov 18 11:35:38 2023 I'm thinking about launching a very weird side-project on X/Twitter. I would basically just be composing an epic poem, one Tweet at a time. lol I'm 30 lines in right now. Could be a fun thing to pick at, like Dystopia Cats ;p
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Dec 10 06:25:01 2023 Glitterbomb Version 6! "Car Thief Gets Instant Karma (the FINAL Glitterbomb 6.0)" [Mark Rober; December 9th, 2023] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWWWyG5ZwG8 Not as good as the one where they shut down a call center in India, but it adds slightly more detail — mainly that it's not just organized groups but randos also. Rober's mistake is in thinking that package thefts from cars can simply be stopped by getting rid of the fencing operation that he locates towards the end of the video. That would do nothing. The solution is public floggings.
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Mar 18 02:51:38 2024 Happy Saint Patrick's Day, heathens! ;p
Repel rank	Mon Mar 18 19:28:01 2024 at least we are green Heathens!
Cherub Cow rank	Tue May 28 22:38:24 2024 Please remember Saint Harambe on this day! 8 years ago today he was martyred. :'( "And I sayeth, Those who both know me and afflict me are wicked, But those who know me and remember me are The Righteous!" — Saint Harambe
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Jun 05 03:17:22 2024 Today is the 20th anniversary of one of the West's greatest modern heroes taking a stand! !! Happy Killdozer Day !! Rest in Power, Marvin John Heemeyer! May fanatical legions worship at the shrine of Killdozer's Shell!! WE WILL RIDE HISTORIC! \:D/
Taranis rank	Wed Jun 05 05:21:38 2024 We really need someone else to take up the killdozer mantle
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